Super old ghost chasing me madly

"Understood! Goodbye, Mom!" Not only did I droop my head, even my younger brother lost energy.

He honestly had to eat breakfast, and was just about to take Runxi to do some morning exercises when the phone rang.

I was so fucking depressed that I wanted to throw the phone down, grabbed the phone angrily, and was about to start scolding, when I saw that the number was from brother Shao, I lost my temper instantly, and got through honestly.

"Xiao Ming, I didn't bother you, did I?" Brother Shao's avatar was trying to hold back his laughter.

Grass!Sure enough, you can't be friends with the magic stick!It's obviously a good deal, deliberately disturbing our good deeds!

"No!" He took a deep breath, trying to keep himself calm and not let the swear words blurt out.After all, Brother Shao will be our boss in the future.

"Then why do you plan to come to work here? The store is going to be stocked recently, so it's a bit busy." Brother Shao urged us on the other end of the phone.Of course, the sooner the better! "Ah! Brother Shao, we, let's go now!" He hung up the phone anxiously, pulled Runxi and rushed out.

My home is not far from the Baishidian, it takes only 10 minutes to walk there.

But, my lord, I am in a hurry to make money!It was there in less than 5 minutes.

Brother Shao saw me entering the door out of breath, and joked with a smile: "Xiao Ming, it's so fast!"

It took a slap on the forehead to realize that he was making a pun!Young Master, I just run fast, okay?

"Me!" His face was flushed from being suppressed.

Seeing my deflated appearance, Runxi didn't even help me to speak, instead he gave a "puchi" and laughed out loud.

snort!Even my brother bullied me!

"Okay!" Brother Shao put away the joke, pointed to the Ming goods in the room solemnly and said: "Xiao Ming, you should familiarize yourself with the prices of these goods first." After speaking, he handed me a list.

I took it over and looked at it, and there was a whole sheet of sixteen-money paper.It was written in great detail, including the prices of circles, old clothes, urns, all kinds of ghost coins, gold bars, ingots, and paper piercing figures.

It seems that I have to get familiar with the business as soon as possible.

"Brother, take a look too." Take the price list to Runxi's side, lean on his shoulder, and read it with him.

"Ahem!" Brother Shao pretended to cough, "There are many taboos in Baishidian, I believe Li Yi knows these things better than me.

"

Fuck!Are there any taboos in funeral parlors?

Curiously looking up at Runxi, he nodded at Brother Shao, and said calmly, "Yes, I know."

Then he gently flicked my forehead with his hand, scratched my nose again, leaned into my ear and whispered: "The funeral shop, the number one taboo is banning sex!"

Grass!Originally, I wanted to make up with Runxi while brother Shao was away!It's over!Dare to go to the wrong place

But it's okay, when we get home at night, we'll hehehe...

Brother Shao was very satisfied with my appearance of eating durian, and said to Runxi: "Teach him slowly! I'm going to buy some! I'll be back in about three days."

"Well, don't worry!" Runxi nodded, very calm.

"I'll go! Brother Shao, it will take three days for you to buy one?" Well, how far do you have to go to buy it?

"Well, don't worry! I'll be back in three days! You and Li Yi take a good look at the store!" Brother Shao was about to go out, but turned back again, put his hand on the door frame, raised his eyebrows at me, and his eyes revealed a gleam: "By the way, the funeral store still has business at night. There is a bed inside, and you can rest in it."

What?Meaning we're going to be here 24 hours a day?Sure enough, 3000 yuan a month is not easy to earn!It's over, at least for these three days, my dream is completely shattered...

The funeral shop still prohibits sex, isn't it because I'm going to be a monk in three days!Grass!In an instant, I couldn't laugh anymore.

Brother Shao smiled slightly: "Don't worry, these three days will count as overtime for you! I won't treat you badly!"

As soon as I heard that it counts as overtime, my heart suddenly brightened up a lot, after all, money is the biggest thing!Brother Shao is still very righteous!But Xiao Xiaoming was wronged, so I endured it for three days, and on the fourth day, I will definitely let him eat meat.

Immediately patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry! Brother Shao! Leave the store to us! You can go without worry!"

Brother Shao twitched the corner of his mouth after hearing this, gave me a big roll of his eyes, turned around and got into the car gracefully.

Uh, seeing Runxi smiling slightly, I realized that the last sentence just now seemed to have a different meaning.

"Runxi, why is sex banned in Baishidian?" Very depressed, wishing to lock the door immediately, and both of them went to practice on the big bed inside

Something.

"Because the yin here is very heavy." Runxi paused, pointed to the inner room and said, "Besides, there is a passage under his inner room, which is connected to..."

Before Runxi finished speaking, the business came.

A fat man came in, he looked like a successful man with a suit and leather shoes, a gold watch, golden eyes, a small crew cut, leather shoes Cheng Jing,

Well, it looks like a fat sheep.

When the business came, I laughed like a flower, and hurried up to greet him: "Brother, what do you want?"

"In addition to selling burnt paper, do you provide services of guarding the mausoleum?" The fat man pushed his eyes with anticipation.

It was audible that his voice was urgent.

"Well!" Brother Shao is not in the store these two days, and he asked us to stay in the store 24 hours a day. If we go to guard the mausoleum, how will we look at the store?

! I don't want to be separated from Runxi.

Seeing my hesitation, the fat man thought I was afraid. He gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and said, "5 yuan for one night!"

Fuck, fifty thousand?His eyes widened, he was indeed a rich man!Isn't it just guarding a mausoleum?It's not bad to close the shop for three days.

Seeing my eyes widen, the fat man thought it was too little, his fat cheeks trembled twice, stretched out ten fingers, and said with a painful face: "One hundred thousand! Brother! Up to one hundred thousand, do you want to do it?" ?”

Grass, one hundred thousand!If I don't, I'm a fool!Quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Do it! Do it!"

At this time, Runxi glanced at the fat man, and said casually: "The store pays in advance, no credit!"

Hey, I'm going!I had to look at my Runxi again, and found that after he became a human, he was as shrewd as a fox. His scheming face completely refreshed my three views.

The fat man took out his mobile phone in pain and asked me, "Is it okay to transfer money?"

"Okay!" He took out his mobile phone in pain, and he must be skilled in this operation.

The 10 yuan came to the account so easily, and the happiest thing is that there is no need to report to Brother Shao.

After collecting the money, I remembered to ask the business: "Boss, when are you going? Where is that place?"

The boss was about to leave the house in a hurry. He turned around when he heard my question, and said to me, "Someone will pick you up at three o'clock this afternoon! Just stay until seven o'clock tomorrow morning!"

"Come on! You go slowly!" Hurry up and walk a few steps, and help the fat man push the door open, just kidding, this is a big customer.After watching the fat man drive away, I murmured and took out my mobile phone, looking at the 10 yuan in the account, I was so happy that I was about to bubble.

"He wants to find a scapegoat!" Runxi put his arms around my shoulders, leaned his head closer, glanced at the balance on my phone, and said unhurriedly.

"Ah, isn't he just a scapegoat?" He was completely focused on money, and didn't care about what Runxi said at all.

After waiting for half a minute, I finally realized that Lao Gao jumped up all of a sudden: "Fuck! Replace the dead ghost?"

Runxi made a "puchi" this time, laughed out loud, imitated my tone just now, and repeated: "Isn't it just a scapegoat?"

"Brother!" From the smile just now, it suddenly turned into a sad face: "What should I do?"

Brother Shao specially instructed that he must stay in the store for these three days, which means that Runxi and I can only have one person to guard the tomb.

Originally thought it was just sleeping in front of the coffin, but hearing what Runxi meant, it seemed quite dangerous.

Runxi was very calm, rubbed my head, and breathed hot air in my ear: "What? Are you scared?"

Looking at his playful appearance with a smile on his face, poor Xiaoming is going crazy. As a big brother, I can't lose face either.

Puffing out his cheeks, he patted his chest, and said unconvinced: "Who, who is scared? Brother, tomorrow morning, let me bring you breakfast!

"

Runxi deliberately elongated the tone and let out a long "oh".He intentionally made a gesture in front of me, sighed, and said: "But according to my observation just now, that fat man was hit with evil spirits, his seal was extremely black, and he had a bloody aura on his body..."

"What, what do you mean?" Unconsciously, he rubbed against Runxi's side, and swallowed.

"It means that he was involved in a murder case, and a ghost wants his life!" Runxi's calm tone was as if saying that the fat man would eat and sleep as usual today.

Fuck!Dare to feel that fat man wants the young master to protect him from disaster!

Hurry up and take out your phone, wanting to refund the money to him, asshole!I don't do this kind of thing, my lord.

"Don't you like money the most?" Runxi smiled and looked at me curiously.

"I like money, but I like my little life even more!" She pursed her lips and looked at him pitifully.

Young Master, I haven't lived enough yet!Haven't we even slept in bed?What's the matter, young master, I can't hang up early!

"With your current cultivation base and status, how could you die!" Runxi stroked my back with his cold fingers, and the heat in his heart dissipated instantly.

"Really?" Staring at Runxi with sparkling eyes, he realized that no matter how much he looked at this man, he couldn't get enough of it.

Even if I'm with him every day, I still can't get enough of him, and I still miss him.

"En!" Runxi nodded, looking confident.

Although I don't believe in myself, I believe in Runxi.

I called my mother and told her that Li Yi and I found a job together. The company is busy and we have to work overtime for three consecutive days. During these three days, we will be staying at the company.

Because I have always had a good reputation, and Runxi's sensible and well-behaved appearance won my mother's favor, so my mother didn't ask me deeply, but told me to take good care of Li Yi. If the money is not enough, Take it from home.

Hanging up the phone, I took a deep look at Runxi, hey, the most beautiful man, in front of me, can neither touch nor kiss, let alone have sex, it's a waste of money...

I don't know when I will be able to embrace a beautiful boy... Hey, I am so hard!

The author's gossip: Thank you for the wind and rain in July (the rain in August) for supporting me, okay!