Super old ghost chasing me madly

But I cleverly dodged it, slipped into the toilet without even wearing slippers, closed the door with a bang, and yelled guiltyly: "I'm going to the toilet!"

Quickly took off his pants and turned on the shower to the maximum...

Just kidding, young master, I will never admit it, just now that big sister bluffed, and scared the essence of young master out!Damn, what a fucking embarrassment!

Looking at Xiao Xiaoming who has softened into noodles, I really have a feeling of "die before leaving school"!Grass!I'm a little worried, whether we can play happily together in the future...

It seems that in the future, I will have to eat some big sheep kidneys and big sheep treasures to nourish the kidneys!You must not lose the chain at the critical moment, and let my Runxi look down on you!

Runxi is also able to hold his temper. I have been peeing for such a long time, but he didn't even become suspicious?

After wiping his body clean, he pushed open the door anxiously, looked at Runxi with a guilty conscience, and found that he was looking straight out of the window, looking calmly like a statue from his back.

"Brother, how about..." Slowly walking towards him like a cat, he licked his lips, feeling deeply ashamed for his failure to succeed, and for a moment, didn't know how to face him.

"Go! Go down and have a look!" Runxi's voice has returned to calm, it seems that the impulse just now was just something in my dream.

"Ah! Ah! Good!" Putting on the clothes quickly, he didn't dare to mention the matter just now. In fact, he didn't expect it in his heart, but the time and place are right and people are not in harmony!

Grass!It's all the fault of the elder sister just now, if there is a real hindrance in the future, I must seek compensation from her!

Pulling Runxi aggressively, he rushed downstairs, as if the kidney deficiency just now was caused by that elder sister's impulsiveness!

He had a ferocious look on his face, as if he wanted to ask her to claim Huiyuan Kidney Treasure.

Very stubbornly squeezed away the crowded melon-eating crowd, and walked up to the big sister.

The eldest sister sat slumped on the ground, patted the ground for a while, cried loudly at the bloody rotten meat, and pointed at the upstairs of our hotel and cursed: "You vixen who has been paid a thousand dollars! One day, you will be punished Yes! You must die!"

I frowned, what's going on?

I subconsciously raised my head and looked upstairs. It didn't matter what I saw. I was so shocked that I tightly held Runxi's hand and looked at him with surprise.

I saw upstairs, there was a scantily clad lady!Oh no, Miss!With heavy make-up on his face, he folded his arms around his shoulders, leaning against the window, with a contemptuous smile on his face...

No, no, that's not the point, the point is, I saw a fluffy white fox tail hanging from the miniskirt behind her, like a broom, swinging back and forth...

Grass!This is indeed a vixen!

Maybe it was because my surprised expression was too conspicuous, the elder sister actually pushed open the window, gave me a wink, and stuck out her tongue to lick her finger...

paralysis!My brain went blank for an instant!The whole body is boiling with blood like an electric current!The crotch suddenly became tight, wishing to grow wings and fly over...

There was a burning pain in my arm, "Bah!" The pain made me gasp, and my brain regained consciousness in an instant.I found that Runxi was calmly looking at the elder sister who was yelling at me on the ground, but his slender fingers pinched my arm fiercely.

"Are you awake?" Runxi looked casual, and didn't even glance at me sideways.

"Ah! Ah!" Ma Dan, it's the thief who doesn't call himself!When I realized it, I quickly changed my words: "Original master, I have always

Very sober! "

Sensing the murderous aura coming from Runxi's peripheral vision, he froze in an instant, drooped his head, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know what's wrong, I just saw my brother smiling at me upstairs..."

"That's because you have been enchanted by the Fox Clan's charm." Runxi finally turned his head and looked at me.

"Brother..." Carefully shaking the back of his hand, looking at him pitifully, for fear that he would leave again because of anger and jealousy

It.

"Remember not to look into the eyes of strangers lightly." Runxi's eyes fell on the elder sister who was rolling all over the floor again, and said in a low voice, "Strange!"

"What's wrong?" Looking at Runxi curiously, he found that he was tilting his beautiful head and frowning, as if he was thinking about something.The strong curiosity prompted me to lose my temper, and walked directly to the elder sister, a strong stench immediately penetrated into my nostrils, endured strong nausea, covered my mouth, and asked her, "Elder sister, what happened to you?" What's the matter?"

Such a disgusting smell, big sister, you can still cry and howl, and you continue to fight, damn it, I really respect you for being a man! You have an iron lung capacity!

"That vixen! It was that vixen who killed my husband!" The elder sister wiped her tears while pointing upstairs and yelling.

Uh, the corner of my mouth twitched, then why don't you go upstairs and go all out?What's the use of muttering here?

Could this lump of rotten meat be his husband?Huh!Immediately there was another nausea in my stomach!paralysis!Why no one called the police!

Well, here I come!As soon as he took out his phone, Runxi held it down.He leaned close to my ear, overwhelmed his voice and said to me: "The dead body is not a human being!"

ah?This bloody scene is not human, could it be that there is too much blood tofu?Well, since my Runxi said he was not human, I will observe first. After all, there are so many people and none of them came out to call the police. It should be a little abnormal.

"Brother, what is that?" Still unable to bear it, she tiptoed to his ear and asked him.

"It's a cat!" Runxi was very close to my ear, and the numb voice made my waist tighten again!Fuck, it's a cat, it's a cat, why are you so ecstatic?

no more!I have decided, and I will use lamb kidneys as the staple food in the future!My diet must be based on nourishing the kidney and supplemented by aphrodisiac!its not right!Such a big lump of white and rotten meat doesn't look like a cat, does it?

He looked at Runxi suspiciously, and was about to ask him, but saw a fat, dark, fat man squeezed out of the crowd, shirtless, with a tiger tattooed on his stomach, all with 3D effects, following his movements , staring at a tiger for a while, squinting half-closed for a while... Looking at the body shape reminds me of Brother Ju.

The fat man slammed left and right, squeezed in quickly, and grabbed the hair of the eldest sister who was crying on the ground. With a sudden force, he grabbed her from the ground and slapped her twice. slap...

What's the matter?Not only did I get fooled, but also all the melon-eating people who didn't know why.

"You prodigal old bitch!" The fat man went into a rage, and the tiger on his belly opened his mouth wide in cooperation, as if he was about to be caught.

It was as if the eldest sister had swallowed it alive: "It's embarrassing for you to come out without incident! Get the hell out of here! Watch me beat you to death!"

"

I'm a little confused, how could this fat man look like this big brother-in-law!But it was so ruthless that it hurt my face a little bit.

"You fool around with vixen every day, and I'll be a widow long ago! Beat me to death if you have the ability! Beat me!" The elder sister seemed to have her brains blown out, and she scratched and pulled at the fat man's face with her long nails. She bent her neck and brought her face in front of him.

The fat man was so angry that his face was flushed, he swung his arms and wanted to greet the eldest sister, but was stopped by some melon eaters nearby.

I can hear it, the feeling is that the fat man is behind the elder sister's back to make broken shoes, the elder sister is so angry, she fell a cat to death, come to the hotel, this spoiled important person is here

After figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, he dragged Runxi and wanted to go back to the hotel. There was still an unfinished project just now.

Runxi stood motionless on the spot, and pulled me back by the way. He bit his lower lip lightly, and said three words, "Something's wrong!"

Looking at his serious face, he must have been a fairy for a long time, and he has never seen the trivial matters of life in the world.Since he likes to watch it, I will watch it with him for a while, just to rest my back.

When trying to get back to the hotel, if you don't sing, you will already be a blockbuster!

Just when he was fantasizing about showing off his glory, Runxi clenched his hands tightly, and with a sullen face, he said in a low voice: "Not good!

"

ah?Could it be that you look down on my master, my artifact?I was about to refute, but saw Runxi's serious face, he pulled me and wanted to go back...

But the situation changed suddenly!I was so scared that I almost rode on his neck!

The surrounding melon-eating crowd surrounded the two of us densely, and the eyeballs were rolled up at once, leaving only the horrible whites of the eyes, and all of them stretched out their long nails, like zombies, grabbing at us. ...

That fat man with the tiger tattoo, the tiger on his stomach jumped down, and he bit me with all his fangs and claws...

The fat man even twisted his neck twice, the wax gourd-sized head lost its facial features, leaving only a mouth.

The elder sister who was slapped in the face instantly grew dense yellow hair, her eyes became shiny green, and she had a lively cat face. She turned her head and gave me a ferocious smile. Her long nails were half a meter long. I grab my heart...

"Brother!" We are now facing the enemy from the back, and only back to back is the safest.

As soon as Runxi raised his hand, snowflakes floated all over the sky, and layers of ice on the ground froze these people in place.

I was about to make a formula and recite the mantra to summon the underworld fire, but I heard Runxi shout: "Don't use the underworld fire! They are ordinary people!"

ah?Fuck!Are they all fucking hairy?You tell me they are ordinary people?

Before he had time to think about it, he instinctively chose to listen to Runxi's words.

Make a formula and recite a mantra of fixing the body: "The world is boundless, and I am the only one! Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law! Set!"

Huh, these people on the opposite side were all fixed in place by me, and I let out a long sigh of relief.

Runxi took my hand and was about to run away when the fox lady from the hotel flew down from under the window, lifted her thighs, and blocked our way.

"Go away! Otherwise, die!" Although Runxi still looked like an ordinary person, he faintly exuded the coercion of the Dragon King.

"Giggle giggling" the vixen elder sister trembled wildly with a smile, licked her finger, and ticked me, "Damn, young master, I almost got up, but luckily I was pinched by Runxi."

The author's gossip: Thank you for the wind and rain in July (the rain in August) for supporting me, okay!