Super old ghost chasing me madly

"You just invite Zhang Shuai to come home and let him help you with the orifice, that's all." Grandma gave me an annoyed look.

"Zhang Shuai?" In fact, he curled his lips inwardly, just the grandson?Can it work?

"Isn't he your Qingfeng?" Grandma tapped my head again, isn't it normal for Qingfeng to hit my orifice?

Grandma looked strange.

"Grandma, why do you know these things so well?" Hurry up and give her back a massage.

"You should meet one of my apprentices." Grandma clearly enjoyed my massage.

"Who? Who?" Out of curiosity, he quickly moved from behind to his thighs to help grandma massage comfortably.

"Wang Juhua, you should have seen it." As soon as grandma said this, my mouth was so shocked that I could swallow two eggs!

"Brother Ju, is that your apprentice?" Damn!Grandma, this is unfathomable!Then, so that means Brother Shao and Zhao Xiaoyun are her disciples?

Grandma pointed to her shoulder proudly: "Here, here."

"Okay!" I massaged even harder! "Why didn't you say it earlier! Then I'm apprentice now, brother Shao should call me uncle!"

Feeling so refreshed, I started to play Xiao Liujiu.

"That's beautiful, your master is not me." Grandma refused without even thinking about it.

"Who is that?" He stopped the massage and looked expectant.

Grandma pointed to the sky with her finger, but said nothing mysteriously.

"Grandma, since you are such a powerful old man, let me cancel my ghost marriage." Remembering that before school started, my grandma told me that I was engaged, and I felt very uncomfortable.

What's more, I already have Runxi now, and I won't marry anyone.

"I can't refund!" Grandma's three words almost made me stutter my tongue.

"Why?" The frequency of the hands-on work accelerated again.

"Well, you'd better ask for your own blessings, grandma really can't help you." Grandma sighed.

"Grandma, please help me!" I started to use my trump card, trying hard and hard.

"You should feel something when you see him, why did something go wrong?" Grandma began counting with her fingers.

Oops, I was so depressed when I saw it, "I have someone I like!"

Grandma was still concentrating on calculating, when the phone rang, it was from Liu Jin.

"Brother Ming, are you free?" Liu Jin's soft voice came in.

"Ah, yes, what's the matter?" I thought she had encountered some trouble.

"I made an appointment with Zhao Xiaoyun and brother Shao, and we will go to Longqing Gorge together tomorrow, will you go?"

As soon as he heard Longqing Gorge, his eyes lit up. The young master was about to go, without even thinking about it, he said directly: "Go! I will definitely go!" "Then it's a deal!" Liu Jin was very happy.

"Go to Longqing Gorge tomorrow, be careful, don't get separated from Shaozi." Grandma began to tell me.

"Grandma, have you met brother Shao?" Oh my god, what else does grandma not know.

"Well, it's okay to learn more from Shao Zi, he is much better than my unworthy apprentice." Grandma obviously likes Brother Shao and dislikes Brother Ju.

In fact, I also think that Brother Ju is too unreliable. I don't know if it's because he is too fat and has a fleshy face.

"You're pretty good at spells, it's time to learn how to draw talismans!" Grandma took out a stack of yellow paper, a brush, and a piece of cinnabar from the Buddhist hall.

Grandma really refreshed my three views today, this tool is too complete.

"These are elementary ones. Once you have really opened up the seven orifices and learned how to use the qi in the dantian, you will be able to draw talismans in the air, and you won't need these things." Grandma said again in surprise.

"Painting symbols in the air?" Fuck it, it sounds awesome!

"Hurry up and invite your Qingfeng in to help you open your orifices!" Grandma hit me on the head again angrily.

"Please, please! I'll please!" Unexpectedly, Zhang Shuai's grandson is so useful.

So, under my constant begging, Zhang Shuai's grandson entered grandma's Buddhist hall like an uncle.

"Grandma!" Zhang Shuai was very respectful to grandma.

"Good boy, go in! From now on, this will be your home." Grandma was also very kind to him, and specially made him a black memorial tablet, with "Master Qingfeng" engraved on it with a gold pen.

"Let's get started!" I couldn't wait any longer, and my eyes lit up when I looked at Zhang Shuai.

"Hurry up!" He also put on a score: "With your small fucking body, it won't take a few days to open one hole! Seven holes

Well, if I can finish playing in one month, I'm a bull!"

"Fuck! Don't say you're useless, it's because of my poor health!" He slapped his chest with a proud look of a seven-time man in a night.

"Oh, that's fine! Hurry up and sit down cross-legged!" How much Zhang Shuai disliked me.

As soon as he pretended to sit cross-legged, Zhang Shuai's grandson plunged in, dizzy for a while.

"I want you to give me an orifice, so you get on my body and make wool?" Without performing rituals, it feels really strange to have a ghost on my body.

"Nonsense, no upper body, just play a woolen eye!" He said confidently.

Well, you won, you are awesome!

Zhang Shuai was on top of me, controlling my hands, and began to chanting spells. The middle of the top of my head seemed to be pierced with nails. I grinned in pain...

This feeling lasted for more than half an hour, and it didn't stop until the scalp on the top of his head seemed to be ripped off.

I was out of breath and sweating profusely.

Zhang Shuai floated out of my body, his face was also pale, panting heavily: "You really are a dumb head, it's really f*cking hard work!"

!,,

I was so tired that I just wanted to sleep, and I didn't bother to care about him. I went back to the room, plunged into the bed, and fell asleep within a few minutes.

It is estimated that grandma told them not to wake me up. After this sleep, I worked until seven o'clock the next day.

Liu Jin and the others had already gathered at brother Shao's funeral shop, so they called me.

Quickly wash the cough, and run all the way to the funeral shop, less than 10 minutes!

"Xiao Ming, have you opened up a trick?" Brother Shao opened his eyes wide as soon as he entered the door, as if he had discovered a new world, he stood on tiptoe and looked at the top of my head.

"Ah! Is that what it's called?" Scratching his head, he was really tired yesterday, but he woke up very refreshed this morning, and even breathed more oxygen than before.

"Everyone is here, let's go!" Zhao Xiaoyun was in a good mood, wearing a bright red dress, looking at brother Shao and smiling

As soon as we left the store, Mr. Chang pushed open the car door, got out of the car, looked around us, and his eyes stayed on Brother Shao: "Where are you going?"

"We're going to play in Longqingxia! Will Mr. Chang come?" It was just a joke, but Mr. Chang opened the car door seriously, "Okay! Take my car!"

I don't care, I was the first to get in the car and sat on the back seat. The Ferrari is just comfortable.

Seeing me sitting on it, Liu Jin said to Mr. Chang: "Brother Ninth, thank you."

"Hang, do you know each other?" I feel that Yuyang County is too small.

"Yes, Xiao Ning and I are best business partners!" Mr. Chang nodded to Liu Jin and said something to me.

"Brother, aren't you going up?" Zhao Xiaoyun didn't get in the car seeing Brother Shao didn't move.

"Brother Shao, come up quickly!" I was always nervous, and I murmured at him heartlessly.

Brother Shao glanced at Mr. Chang with a complicated expression, hesitated for a while, Mr. Chang got out of the car, opened the passenger door, and then he got into the car

Zhao Xiaoyun also took a suspicious look at Mr. Chang before sitting next to Liu Jin, but her eyes never left Brother Shao.

"Let's go!" Mr. Chang is in a good mood today, while driving, swinging to the music, he has to glance at Brother Shao from time to time.

However, brother Shao didn't say much on the way.The four of us had a great chat.

When we arrived at the halfway service area, we got out of the car to rest for a while, and went to the bathroom to open the water gate.

I didn't feel like urinating at first, but after 2 minutes, no one came, so I ran into the toilet.

As soon as he entered the toilet, he heard Mr. Chang's voice: "An Shao, don't you plan to give yourself a chance, and give me a chance too?

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Damn!This news is too explosive!I quickly covered my mouth, wishing I could put my ears on the door.

"Mr. Chang, we are not suitable." Brother Shao refused coldly.

"Why? Just because I'm a man?" Mr. Chang's tone was a little more heartbroken.

Hearing this, I thought of Runxi, he is also a man, don't I love him so much that I can't extricate myself?

"There is too much difference between us." Brother Shao's voice was still very flat: "Besides, I have my own things to do!"

"Whatever you want to do, I'll be with you! Believe me, I'm serious!" Mr. Chang almost swore.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Chang, we are really not suitable." Brother Shao obviously didn't want to say anything more.

"An Shao!" Mr. Chang stopped him: "You obviously care about me, don't you?"

"If it's because I saved you, then I should explain it to you! Under the circumstances that day, I would save anyone else." Brother Shao still said in an unhurried tone.

"Then, what about that night?" Mr. Chang threw a bombshell.

When I heard it, my little heart almost jumped out!I keep fantasizing about what happened that night, oh my god, for me, an innocent little virgin, this news is amazing!

"I was drunk that night! I apologize to you if I caused you a misunderstanding in terms of language." Brother Shao's voice finally fluctuated.

When I heard it was language, I pouted, thinking how passionate it was!No fun, no fun!Just as I was about to turn around and leave, Mr. Chang's voice made me stop again!

"Then, the kiss that day was also because you were drunk?"

Fuck!Niu B, my Brother Shao!Kissed someone directly!

This time, brother Shao didn't say anything, obviously Mr. Chang's words exposed his old background.

"An Shao, I can wait until the day you accept me." Mr. Chang's slightly magnetic voice came again, but the tone was a little more humble: "I didn't expect you to agree now, I just Please, don't refuse me, let me get along with you as a friend, okay?"

The author's gossip: Thank you for the wind and rain in July (the rain in August) for supporting me, okay!