Major General, Madam is back!
Chapter 94: Teasing Little Butterfly
The movement of Xuanli undressing suddenly stopped when he heard this, he turned around and looked at Fenghuo in disbelief and said: "What do you mean?
think? "
Fenghuo crossed Erlang's legs, dragged his cheek with one hand, and casually licked Taozi and winked at Xuanli, saying: "It means literally, this deity is very humble and generous. I have always been rewarded by others, and I will repay it." Yitao. Tianjun actually sent my wife here for me. I can’t let you be a widow after you have a wife. You have considered the karma, don't thank me too much, I am humble."
Xuanli: "...you will give yourself credit. However, I don't need it, and I don't want to have the opportunity to thank you. Hurry up and take your side effects away from me!"
The corner of Fenghuo's mouth raised, his handsome face was evil, and he said: "You always have to pay for what you get. I just thought about it before you. Besides, this kind of thing can't be returned once you take it. Don't put this deity Think so omnipotently!"
As soon as the words fell, Xuanli came to him in a sway, and he put one knee between Fenghuo's knees, one foot on the ground, and the other two hands supported the back of the chair, and the other pinched Fenghuo's neck , said ruthlessly: "Who gave you the guts to let you decide for me without authorization? What if my memory is lost and I do something wrong, will you compensate me? Can you afford it? What if he takes care of himself?"
Fenghuo casually pushed Xuanli's big hand away and said indifferently: "Childish! If you want to kill someone, it's good to have the intention to kill. Just pretending to be seen and misunderstood, it blinds my heart for nothing! Why do you say so? Since this deity is your elder, Xuanli, you are a heavenly king, you will know that there is a destiny on the Sanshengshi stone, you should have already seen whether you and Leng Wuxin have a relationship, trace the source, even if you have, who can guarantee your life Pingpingshunshun without twists and turns, this deity is creating opportunities for you, don’t you always boast that you will give everything to Leng Wuxin? No one can say anything, the key is to rely on actions, don’t worry, I believe that even if you have no memory, you My heart is still sincere to someone as always!"
Just as Xuanli was about to speak, Fenghuo added something to him as if thinking of something: "Besides, Tianjun has been chasing after people for tens of thousands of years. If it is so negligent and disadvantageous to distinguish people, I can only say, Your love is superficial, and I believe in your feelings for Underworld Emperor, so, arbitrarily making decisions on you without consulting you, it is for your own good in general!"
Xuan Li: "...Then I can thank the Palace Master, I don't need you to believe me!"
Fenghuo waved his hands and stood up, and when he was about to pass Xuanli, he patted his shoulder with one hand and said: "Forget it, I don't care about you, I will give you what is due, and then you can only rely on yourself! Oh, yes Now, before you leave, are you interested in going to the heavenly court to talk to those children, go home and play in mud, fight with this deity, it’s too tender, and this deity wants to coax his wife, besides, for his daughter-in-law, he won’t be an enemy of the heavens, But if you piss me off, labor and capital are not alone, love yourself, if you don’t know what to do, then you can harass labor and capital at will, and beat them until their noses are bruised and their faces are swollen, crying for father and mother is considered petty, if you toss your daughter-in-law out of the shadow of your heart Don't blame me for being impatient and lost my mind to catch people back as soul puppets, let them think about it, if they are killed by me and trampled by me, if they can endure their days, it's okay, it's okay for the group of people who are full to be in the arms of the deity at any time Fucking turtle grandson is wide open!"
Xuanli: "...I'm not that free!"
The corner of Fenghuo's mouth raised slightly and said: "Forget it, I am in good spirits when people have happy events recently, don't care about those children, just let them go, if you can get close to me, I will fall in love with them!"
Xuanli: "...you fucking get out of here! You say that you seem to have already handled people, and you are so good that you can't talk about it. I really can't bear to look at it!"
Fenghuo said indifferently: "If you can't eat grapes, you say the grapes are sour, but it's okay, you are so sour, I like it! Then I will leave. You work hard, and the deity will go first!"
When Xuanli was about to tell you to get out of here, the Fenghuo man had already disappeared. Xuanli looked at the glazed porcelain bottle in her hand and said softly: "You can only belong to me! You can only belong to me! In this life, I will not Let you go!"
Soul Realm
An hour passed, and Chunsheng sat motionless at the gate of the small garden, looking at the blood-colored soul discs floating randomly, and said, "Oh, little ones, since you have no malicious intentions, my brother kindly reminded you, with the ghosts in the territory I will tell you, don't be impulsive when you see a red beauty, the boss is short of love, and you may need some matches recently to burn up the heart of the boss, this turbulent old virgin, so don't bother the boss if you have nothing to do. Understand? If you understand, do a dance for Grandpa to appreciate?"
As soon as the words fell, a little red butterfly landed on the tip of Chunsheng's nose. Chunsheng: "... Hehe, you want to take advantage of my young master before your hair grows? Little butterfly, who gave you the courage?"
The captured Xiaohongdiepu flapped her wings and said, "Second Master, don't be angry, Second Master, don't be angry, Xiao Die just wanted to come over and ask Second Master, just now Second Master said that there is nothing wrong, don't come here to bother, what if something happens?"
Chunsheng took a pair of small wings of the little butterfly and rubbed the soft flesh under his armpit. Watching the little red butterfly change from red to dark red, he smiled and said, "Your name is too random, Xiaodie, is it?" A butterfly is called Xiaodie, which is too popular.
Do you have no parents or last name? "
Xiao Hongdie shook her head, and Chunsheng said: "Well, for the sake of our predestined relationship, the young master gave you a name today. Since you have no father, mother, or surname, and you just happen to meet such a good person as me , from now on, you will have the same surname as Chundan with my surname Chunluan, shall we be called Chunluan? Okay?"
Little Butterfly tilted her head in doubt and said, "Chun Luan?"
Chunsheng patiently explained: "Well, Chunluan! Luan is a kind of phoenix. Although you are just a little butterfly, calling you Luan is too domineering, but people always have unrealistic hopes, don't you? You Dieyi There is blue in the red, very beautiful, similar to the color of Luan. Luan bird - black bird - blue bird is regarded as the messenger of the god of spring, you just think I want a girl to become a phoenix? Although I don't know if you are male or female, But let us make such a happy decision, from now on your name will be Chunluan!"
"I don't want to be a daughter!"
After rejecting this metaphor, Xiao Hongdie called Chunluan several times in a low voice, and then tried to break free from Chunsheng's hand holding its wings, and then flapped her wings and flew to Chunsheng's face, kissed it lightly, and felt shy again. Fleeing to the side shyly, Chunsheng put his hand on his face and said with a smile: "Oh, it's still a leather disc. If you don't learn well at a young age, you will learn to flirt and take advantage of others!"
Seeing that Xiaohongdie was about to run away again, Chunsheng waved from behind and said, "Little butterfly, if you run away, I won't like you anymore. Come here and tell your second master whether you like your second master?"
The little butterfly stopped flapping its wings when it heard this, and sneaked under a big tree to reveal its head, staring at Chunsheng with two big eyes, nodded timidly and buzzed softly: "Chunluan I like Erye, so why don’t you get angry?” Chunsheng said cheerfully, “Don’t get angry or get angry, Erye, I’m quite happy to be liked by others, it means that you can’t change form at such a young age, you know what liking is. Will you confess to me?"
Little Butterfly puffed up her face and coaxed: "Although Chunluan is not as high as the second master, she can't change her shape yet, but Chunluan knows that Chunluan likes the second master, because Chunluan told Chunluan in her heart that she I sleep with the second master every night, I want to sleep with the second master, I want to imitate Xiaobai and put Xiaohong under him, Chunluan also wants to put the second master under him, Chunluan understands, Chunluan likes the second master, likes My heart hurts, every time I peek at Second Master, I feel very happy, Chunluan likes Second Master very much!"
Chunsheng thumped the ground with laughter when he heard this, and said, "Hey, you have great ambitions at such a young age! This is the first time I've heard that someone wants to sleep with you. Not only did you say it blatantly, but you were also very righteous. Who gave you confidence?"
Little Butterfly kept her mouth shut, and Chunsheng said, "Don't make fun of me, I'm going to teach you a lesson today, and the title of the lesson is 'Don't be wishful thinking, the importance of living in reality!'"
Hearing this, Little Butterfly turned around angrily and was about to fly away. Chunsheng was so bored, finally someone who could come over to relieve her boredom, how could she just let it go like this, Chunsheng said: "Little Butterfly, little Butterfly, don't go, what about your sleepy daughter-in-law if you leave? The daughter-in-law will be sad, do you want someone to abduct your daughter-in-law?"
He was howling up and down, and the little butterfly really stopped flapping its wings. He turned around slowly and looked at Chunsheng and said, "Second Lord, do you want to kill me?"
Chunsheng didn't answer, but just waved to him. The little butterfly followed his instinct and flew towards Chunsheng, and then landed on Chunsheng's lips this time. It just fell on my lips, you are so bold and proactive, should you say that you have a lot of backbone? Or should I praise you for your ability to act?"
Chunluan didn't answer, Chunsheng spread his legs, put his hands behind his back and made a comfortable posture: "Forget it, I don't care about you, can you transform?"
Little Butterfly shook his head, and Chunsheng sighed naturally, which was what stimulated Little Butterfly. He said, "But I will always succeed in transforming!"
Chunsheng's drama addiction couldn't be stopped once it came up, and he said with emotion: "Yes, you will always succeed in transforming, but when you succeed, don't you know if the master is still there? Have you left Soul Abyss? When it is clear, soul-absent creatures can't get out of the soul-absence except for reincarnation and the Palace Master's order, you said that when you turn into an adult, will I still be there?"
Little Butterfly looked nervous, he stammered, waited for a long time and finally uttered a complete sentence, he said: "Wait for me for a year, wait for me for a year, I will be successful in transformation, if I The transformation is successful, can the second master be my daughter-in-law?" Chunsheng: "... huh? You really want to marry me? You need a lot of dowry to marry me. I am the young master of the blood wolf clan with a noble status. Marry probably Xuan..."
Little Butterfly's color obviously changed when he heard this. He said: "I will work hard. I will really work hard when I am practicing. How about Er Ye waiting for me?"
"Wait again? It will take a long time to wait again. Otherwise, when you can transform into a beautiful little beauty, you can transform into a beautiful little beauty for me. If you succeed, don't marry me. Just marry me. Marry I don't need a dowry, I don't want your dowry, what do you think
Little Butterfly thought about it seriously, and then lowered her head and bit Chunsheng's neck hard. Chunsheng couldn't touch it and was startled and couldn't help shouting. You, the second master will be my wife from now on!" Chunsheng: "..."
*Author's gossip: Recently, my home is like a battlefield, with wave after wave.
It has not been realized, sorry, the last day is postponed.
think? "
Fenghuo crossed Erlang's legs, dragged his cheek with one hand, and casually licked Taozi and winked at Xuanli, saying: "It means literally, this deity is very humble and generous. I have always been rewarded by others, and I will repay it." Yitao. Tianjun actually sent my wife here for me. I can’t let you be a widow after you have a wife. You have considered the karma, don't thank me too much, I am humble."
Xuanli: "...you will give yourself credit. However, I don't need it, and I don't want to have the opportunity to thank you. Hurry up and take your side effects away from me!"
The corner of Fenghuo's mouth raised, his handsome face was evil, and he said: "You always have to pay for what you get. I just thought about it before you. Besides, this kind of thing can't be returned once you take it. Don't put this deity Think so omnipotently!"
As soon as the words fell, Xuanli came to him in a sway, and he put one knee between Fenghuo's knees, one foot on the ground, and the other two hands supported the back of the chair, and the other pinched Fenghuo's neck , said ruthlessly: "Who gave you the guts to let you decide for me without authorization? What if my memory is lost and I do something wrong, will you compensate me? Can you afford it? What if he takes care of himself?"
Fenghuo casually pushed Xuanli's big hand away and said indifferently: "Childish! If you want to kill someone, it's good to have the intention to kill. Just pretending to be seen and misunderstood, it blinds my heart for nothing! Why do you say so? Since this deity is your elder, Xuanli, you are a heavenly king, you will know that there is a destiny on the Sanshengshi stone, you should have already seen whether you and Leng Wuxin have a relationship, trace the source, even if you have, who can guarantee your life Pingpingshunshun without twists and turns, this deity is creating opportunities for you, don’t you always boast that you will give everything to Leng Wuxin? No one can say anything, the key is to rely on actions, don’t worry, I believe that even if you have no memory, you My heart is still sincere to someone as always!"
Just as Xuanli was about to speak, Fenghuo added something to him as if thinking of something: "Besides, Tianjun has been chasing after people for tens of thousands of years. If it is so negligent and disadvantageous to distinguish people, I can only say, Your love is superficial, and I believe in your feelings for Underworld Emperor, so, arbitrarily making decisions on you without consulting you, it is for your own good in general!"
Xuan Li: "...Then I can thank the Palace Master, I don't need you to believe me!"
Fenghuo waved his hands and stood up, and when he was about to pass Xuanli, he patted his shoulder with one hand and said: "Forget it, I don't care about you, I will give you what is due, and then you can only rely on yourself! Oh, yes Now, before you leave, are you interested in going to the heavenly court to talk to those children, go home and play in mud, fight with this deity, it’s too tender, and this deity wants to coax his wife, besides, for his daughter-in-law, he won’t be an enemy of the heavens, But if you piss me off, labor and capital are not alone, love yourself, if you don’t know what to do, then you can harass labor and capital at will, and beat them until their noses are bruised and their faces are swollen, crying for father and mother is considered petty, if you toss your daughter-in-law out of the shadow of your heart Don't blame me for being impatient and lost my mind to catch people back as soul puppets, let them think about it, if they are killed by me and trampled by me, if they can endure their days, it's okay, it's okay for the group of people who are full to be in the arms of the deity at any time Fucking turtle grandson is wide open!"
Xuanli: "...I'm not that free!"
The corner of Fenghuo's mouth raised slightly and said: "Forget it, I am in good spirits when people have happy events recently, don't care about those children, just let them go, if you can get close to me, I will fall in love with them!"
Xuanli: "...you fucking get out of here! You say that you seem to have already handled people, and you are so good that you can't talk about it. I really can't bear to look at it!"
Fenghuo said indifferently: "If you can't eat grapes, you say the grapes are sour, but it's okay, you are so sour, I like it! Then I will leave. You work hard, and the deity will go first!"
When Xuanli was about to tell you to get out of here, the Fenghuo man had already disappeared. Xuanli looked at the glazed porcelain bottle in her hand and said softly: "You can only belong to me! You can only belong to me! In this life, I will not Let you go!"
Soul Realm
An hour passed, and Chunsheng sat motionless at the gate of the small garden, looking at the blood-colored soul discs floating randomly, and said, "Oh, little ones, since you have no malicious intentions, my brother kindly reminded you, with the ghosts in the territory I will tell you, don't be impulsive when you see a red beauty, the boss is short of love, and you may need some matches recently to burn up the heart of the boss, this turbulent old virgin, so don't bother the boss if you have nothing to do. Understand? If you understand, do a dance for Grandpa to appreciate?"
As soon as the words fell, a little red butterfly landed on the tip of Chunsheng's nose. Chunsheng: "... Hehe, you want to take advantage of my young master before your hair grows? Little butterfly, who gave you the courage?"
The captured Xiaohongdiepu flapped her wings and said, "Second Master, don't be angry, Second Master, don't be angry, Xiao Die just wanted to come over and ask Second Master, just now Second Master said that there is nothing wrong, don't come here to bother, what if something happens?"
Chunsheng took a pair of small wings of the little butterfly and rubbed the soft flesh under his armpit. Watching the little red butterfly change from red to dark red, he smiled and said, "Your name is too random, Xiaodie, is it?" A butterfly is called Xiaodie, which is too popular.
Do you have no parents or last name? "
Xiao Hongdie shook her head, and Chunsheng said: "Well, for the sake of our predestined relationship, the young master gave you a name today. Since you have no father, mother, or surname, and you just happen to meet such a good person as me , from now on, you will have the same surname as Chundan with my surname Chunluan, shall we be called Chunluan? Okay?"
Little Butterfly tilted her head in doubt and said, "Chun Luan?"
Chunsheng patiently explained: "Well, Chunluan! Luan is a kind of phoenix. Although you are just a little butterfly, calling you Luan is too domineering, but people always have unrealistic hopes, don't you? You Dieyi There is blue in the red, very beautiful, similar to the color of Luan. Luan bird - black bird - blue bird is regarded as the messenger of the god of spring, you just think I want a girl to become a phoenix? Although I don't know if you are male or female, But let us make such a happy decision, from now on your name will be Chunluan!"
"I don't want to be a daughter!"
After rejecting this metaphor, Xiao Hongdie called Chunluan several times in a low voice, and then tried to break free from Chunsheng's hand holding its wings, and then flapped her wings and flew to Chunsheng's face, kissed it lightly, and felt shy again. Fleeing to the side shyly, Chunsheng put his hand on his face and said with a smile: "Oh, it's still a leather disc. If you don't learn well at a young age, you will learn to flirt and take advantage of others!"
Seeing that Xiaohongdie was about to run away again, Chunsheng waved from behind and said, "Little butterfly, if you run away, I won't like you anymore. Come here and tell your second master whether you like your second master?"
The little butterfly stopped flapping its wings when it heard this, and sneaked under a big tree to reveal its head, staring at Chunsheng with two big eyes, nodded timidly and buzzed softly: "Chunluan I like Erye, so why don’t you get angry?” Chunsheng said cheerfully, “Don’t get angry or get angry, Erye, I’m quite happy to be liked by others, it means that you can’t change form at such a young age, you know what liking is. Will you confess to me?"
Little Butterfly puffed up her face and coaxed: "Although Chunluan is not as high as the second master, she can't change her shape yet, but Chunluan knows that Chunluan likes the second master, because Chunluan told Chunluan in her heart that she I sleep with the second master every night, I want to sleep with the second master, I want to imitate Xiaobai and put Xiaohong under him, Chunluan also wants to put the second master under him, Chunluan understands, Chunluan likes the second master, likes My heart hurts, every time I peek at Second Master, I feel very happy, Chunluan likes Second Master very much!"
Chunsheng thumped the ground with laughter when he heard this, and said, "Hey, you have great ambitions at such a young age! This is the first time I've heard that someone wants to sleep with you. Not only did you say it blatantly, but you were also very righteous. Who gave you confidence?"
Little Butterfly kept her mouth shut, and Chunsheng said, "Don't make fun of me, I'm going to teach you a lesson today, and the title of the lesson is 'Don't be wishful thinking, the importance of living in reality!'"
Hearing this, Little Butterfly turned around angrily and was about to fly away. Chunsheng was so bored, finally someone who could come over to relieve her boredom, how could she just let it go like this, Chunsheng said: "Little Butterfly, little Butterfly, don't go, what about your sleepy daughter-in-law if you leave? The daughter-in-law will be sad, do you want someone to abduct your daughter-in-law?"
He was howling up and down, and the little butterfly really stopped flapping its wings. He turned around slowly and looked at Chunsheng and said, "Second Lord, do you want to kill me?"
Chunsheng didn't answer, but just waved to him. The little butterfly followed his instinct and flew towards Chunsheng, and then landed on Chunsheng's lips this time. It just fell on my lips, you are so bold and proactive, should you say that you have a lot of backbone? Or should I praise you for your ability to act?"
Chunluan didn't answer, Chunsheng spread his legs, put his hands behind his back and made a comfortable posture: "Forget it, I don't care about you, can you transform?"
Little Butterfly shook his head, and Chunsheng sighed naturally, which was what stimulated Little Butterfly. He said, "But I will always succeed in transforming!"
Chunsheng's drama addiction couldn't be stopped once it came up, and he said with emotion: "Yes, you will always succeed in transforming, but when you succeed, don't you know if the master is still there? Have you left Soul Abyss? When it is clear, soul-absent creatures can't get out of the soul-absence except for reincarnation and the Palace Master's order, you said that when you turn into an adult, will I still be there?"
Little Butterfly looked nervous, he stammered, waited for a long time and finally uttered a complete sentence, he said: "Wait for me for a year, wait for me for a year, I will be successful in transformation, if I The transformation is successful, can the second master be my daughter-in-law?" Chunsheng: "... huh? You really want to marry me? You need a lot of dowry to marry me. I am the young master of the blood wolf clan with a noble status. Marry probably Xuan..."
Little Butterfly's color obviously changed when he heard this. He said: "I will work hard. I will really work hard when I am practicing. How about Er Ye waiting for me?"
"Wait again? It will take a long time to wait again. Otherwise, when you can transform into a beautiful little beauty, you can transform into a beautiful little beauty for me. If you succeed, don't marry me. Just marry me. Marry I don't need a dowry, I don't want your dowry, what do you think
Little Butterfly thought about it seriously, and then lowered her head and bit Chunsheng's neck hard. Chunsheng couldn't touch it and was startled and couldn't help shouting. You, the second master will be my wife from now on!" Chunsheng: "..."
*Author's gossip: Recently, my home is like a battlefield, with wave after wave.
It has not been realized, sorry, the last day is postponed.
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