Major General, Madam is back!

Su Nuo slept soundly. At four o'clock, the alarm clock rang loudly in his ear. He turned his head and saw that there was no Leng Xichen beside him. He was lying flat on the bed with a small quilt covering his body. , Su Nuo couldn't help but thought silently: "Damn it, could it be a erotic dream?"

He turned his lower body, held the alarm clock in his hand and threw it towards the wall and then squinted it, thinking that Leng Wuxin is really a fucking fool, who is he to make his life and rest similar to his own.

After another 5 minutes, there was another loud noise from under the bed. Su Nuo lay on the bed, bowed his head and pulled the edge of the bed with both hands to look down. Did you sleep?"

After scolding those noisy things with his spiritual power, Su Nuo closed his eyes and hugged the quilt and didn't care if it was a erotic dream last night. After all, if someone knew about his erotic dream, even if he I don't care, but Nima also damages his image of being wise and mighty. Another day, if I meet those people who were brainwashed by me to say that I am single, I will definitely say that he is so boring that he even had sex dreams. His emotions are hindered because he has no partner, so he is really ashamed and thrown to the underworld.

He was about to go back to sleep when there was a thumping sound outside the window. Su Nuo turned his head and saw a black cat with a glass-colored water lily flower on its forehead was pawing at the door of the window. Looking at Su Nuo begging for help, Su Nuo: "..."

He got up quickly, passed by the sofa where he and Leng Xichen sat last night and stopped to take a look, the more he looked at it, the colder his heart became, where are there any traces of mochi and milk tea cups?

Su Nuo concealed the embarrassment in his heart, walked quickly to the black cat's place and slowly opened the window, the cat's four legs were slowly split apart as he moved, as if being dismembered, Su Nuo still didn't catch him, Just when the cat was pulled as flat as a piece of paper by Su Nuo's action of opening the window, it finally couldn't help shouting: "Father, if you open the window again, the son will be gone!"

Su Nuo looked at the black cat and replied leisurely: "It's pretty good, say surrender!"

The black cat meowed, and Su Nuo said, "I don't understand cat meowing and human language!"

I don't know if it was out of anger or to prevent Su Nuo from grabbing him and letting him fall, the black cat's front and back claws were bent into a bracket.

He pulled the window tremblingly and said: "Father Su Nuo, please do me a favor, quickly pull me in, I surrender, you are the biggest!"

Hearing this, Su Nuo stretched out his hand to pick up the black cat with an overbearing appearance. The black cat was crying in his heart, and his face was very embarrassed. innocence!

But he didn't dare, when he yelled, Su Nuo's black belly would definitely throw himself out of the window and say that he touched something dirty, and then ruthlessly dislike you, until you doubt your life.

After entering the house, Su Nuo flicked the cat, and the black cat followed Su Nuo's movements and automatically parabolicly landed on the sofa and sat down firmly with its front paws upright.

Su Nuo opened the window and put the plug in place. He looked ahead and saw the lights flickering around. He heard the sound of trampling footsteps. Su Nuo couldn't help but cursed out the window: "Who is crazy, it's not sleeping in the middle of the night. Want to kill yourself slowly?"

The air in the morning was very light, Su Nuo didn't dare to scold too loudly, after all, he straddles two worlds now, and he still has to abide by the rules of this world. The window looked at the black cat with arms folded and yawned, "Su Baier, what are you doing here if you don't stay in Hades?"

The black cat called Su Bai'er drooped its head and said, "Daddy hasn't come back for several days. Uncle Bai went back to Hades last night. I asked why Daddy didn't come back with him. He told me that Daddy was in the world. If you have a home, you don't need Bai'er, Bai'er can only come to find Dad!" Su Nuo stretched out his hands towards the black cat with sleepy eyes, and the black cat jumped into Su Nuo's arms and rubbed against his arms. Calling Dad, Su Nuo said, "Okay, how old are you? Would you believe him when he lied to you?"

Su Nuo walked towards the bed while talking. One person and one cat nestled on the bed. As soon as Su Nuo touched the bed, he closed his eyes again. Su Baier curled up beside him and said, "I don't believe something will happen to Dad, but I believe Dad won't come back anytime soon!"

Su Nuo confusedly cooperated with Su Baier and asked, "How do you say?"

Su Baier said: "Boss asked Wen Juan to notify all the courts of the Underworld, saying that Boss will come down to find a partner in the mortal world and won't come back for a while. If you need anything, you can go directly to his old man or Uncle Bai!"

Su Nuo: "... That old bastard Leng Wuxin really cut off my back! You didn't tell those mentally retarded people that your father came down to eliminate harm in the world and not to find a wife? Just let them say that your dad?"

Su Baier felt wronged when he heard this: "I said it, but they all said that I am still young and ignorant, and that my father has been waiting for A Niang to appear, but A Niang has already reincarnated, and Ai found him for the ninth life." , After waiting for his ninth life, he will wait for this life to achieve a positive result, saying that I am a child who does not understand, and I will understand in the future!"

Su Nuo dazedly patted Su Baier on the back and said, "Listen to them bragging, they know things that I don't even know? Xiao Baier, stop talking, Dad is tired and wants to sleep Already!"

Su Baier couldn't help but hit Su Nuo on the face with the cat's tail, and Su Nuo couldn't help cursing: "Dad usually teaches you like this? Don't you know how to respect filial piety? Let me tell you, Dad had a dream last night. It's your mother's turn, now I have to go back to my dream and look for...find..."

Su Nuo fell asleep without finishing his sentence. Seeing that Su Nuo really couldn't get up, Su Baier slowly got up and walked towards the quilt. He had a cat shape without hands and could only hold it in his mouth. The edge of the quilt slowly moved towards Su Nuo step by step.

On the training ground

Chu Tiancheng and the others looked at Leng Xichen's black face and said, "Boss, should we still run away?"

Leng Xichen had notified him last night to run around the mountain with a weight of [-] kilometers this morning. He started running at [-] o'clock this morning and returned to the training ground at [-] o'clock. Everyone had to participate.

Of course, this so-called everyone includes Su Nuo.

Leng Xichen left Su Nuo's room around three o'clock. Before leaving, he looked at Su Nuo's sleeping face. Leng Xichen didn't want to call him, but the more he looked at Su Nuo's face, Su Muchen's words rang in his ears. His darling looks are too high, if he continues to be so lazy, in case something happens to him when he is not around one day...

Thinking of this possibility happening again, Leng Xichen cruelly set five alarm clocks in Su Nuo's room. The alarm clocks were specially made by his messengers. The sound was loud and noisy. They were originally intended to be used on recruits. , I didn't expect to use it on my future little wife one day.

Especially just now, he could hear the four alarm clocks he hid under Su Nuo's bed go off at the same time. He didn't expect that no one showed up after thirty minutes. Although Leng Xichen was mentally prepared, he wouldn't listen to him. However, he really completely forgot about it, and he still couldn't stop feeling unhappy.

Chu Tiancheng saw that his boss's face was getting darker and darker, and he didn't know whether to say hello or not, Mao Xin kicked his feet violently, Chu Tiancheng turned his head with a puzzled and uncomfortable expression, Mao Xin shook his head, Chutian Even if Cheng didn't know what Mao Xin meant, he obediently remained silent.

After another 5 minutes, Leng Xichen said to Chu Tiancheng and the others: "You guys run first, or come back at six o'clock. Vice General Chu and Head Mao will lead the team, and I will follow in a while! Everyone is there, turn right. Run in unison!"

With his order, the team ran forward in unison, and Leng Xichen turned and walked towards Su Nuo's room until the last person was out of sight.

On the road

Chu Tiancheng followed Mao Xin closely and said, "Mao Xin, wait for me!"

"What are you doing?" Mao Xin talked to Chu Tiancheng while paying attention to the changes in the team. Chu Tiancheng said, "What did you want to wink at me just now?"

Mao Xin: "Sometimes I envy you for being so foolish and able to live well. I'm so stupid that I want to cry!"

Chu Tiancheng: "...Speaking is speaking, without personal attacks!"

Mao Xin turned his head and glanced at Chu Tian, ​​and Chu Tiancheng asked defensively, "What are you doing?"

Mao Xin said: "It's nothing, you just have to remember, don't mess with Su Nuo, you can strike up a conversation but not shoulders, you can flirt with relatives, but you must talk to the old ones, it's best to be so old that you have nothing to do with the person. , then, you can live a long life in the C military region without being fucked!"

Chu Tiancheng: "...What do you mean? This is, it's like Su Nuo is the boss's wife, and I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to wink and always flirts with other people's wives invisibly!"

The following team silently agreed with Chu Tiancheng's words in their hearts. Mao Xin patted Chu Tiancheng's shoulder and said, "Yes, you are usually stupid, but you always hit the nail on the head when it matters. I finally know why you are alive!"

Chu Tiancheng: "...why?"

Mao Xin: "You are so stupid to let your instinct play a field that does not belong to it for self-preservation, so you can return to successful self-rescue in danger!"

Chu Tiancheng scolded, and there was a low laugh from behind, Chu Tiancheng said: "Have you all seen Su Nuo? What does he look like, that kid?"

Mao Xin: "One character is fairy, two characters are handsome, three characters are beautiful, and four characters are astonishing!"

Chu Tiancheng: "... No matter how shocking he is, he is still a man!"

Mao Xin: "...If you want to talk cheap, go to Ma Cao. This is the era of basic love. The ratio of men to women is out of balance. It is not surprising for men to have children

Strange, what's wrong with marrying a male wife?The key is that the boss likes it, as long as you like him, don't you like the boss and want to attack Su Nuo personally? "

Chu Tian stammered, Mao Xin frightened: "Isn't it? You like it?"

Chu Tiancheng said speechlessly: "I am respect!"

Mao Xin said: "Very well, please remember to respect only, after that you will have a hard time!"

Chu Tiancheng is speechless. If he dared to say that he liked it hundreds of years ago, he really just respected it. Leng Xichen is not only capable, but also good-looking, and his family background is even more prominent. The boss's family background, even though the social atmosphere is open, but aren't there still a few old-fashioned people in the family?

Thinking of this, Chu Tiancheng couldn't help but said again: "But, isn't Xiao Nuo'er related to the boss as an uncle and nephew? Does the instructor know about this? Isn't this bad? Incest? Forbidden love?"

Mao Xin couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Are you stupid? The instructor sent his son to the boss himself! Although he doesn't know the reason, he must like the boss. Besides, what kind of forbidden love is that? Said, even when it comes to his great-grandfather, the two of them are not related to each other. Remember, that is not a nephew, but a military wife! Does the military wife know? When you see Su Nuo in the future, you must subconsciously remember that your sister-in-law was not a nephew. , don't talk about it and go out!"

After agreeing, Chu Tiancheng nodded foolishly and said, "I remember it!"

Mao Xin glanced at Chutiancheng, seeing that he was extremely serious, and he didn't know why he suddenly raised his hand to his forehead and wanted to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, but his heart was full of joy. This old man was so stupid that he wanted to cry, but he was so serious that he Want to laugh!

Mao Xin patted Chu Tiancheng on the shoulder and said, "Don't think about anything, don't do anything, as long as you don't talk nonsense, it's the best choice!"

Chu Tiancheng said: "Oh, I see!"