Time is the butcher knife

When he said yes, I breathed a sigh of relief.Just in case, I also checked with Shiba's father to see if the Il fans are back.But it was the voice of Il fans who answered me on the radio.

"Well, I'm back," he said.

Now I am really relieved, but after calming down, I feel a little annoyed. This guy is so self-absorbed every time, and he doesn't consider my feelings at all.Last time he thought I didn't discuss it with him. When did he ask my opinion? ...But even knowing his bad personality, I still like him because of his occasional gentleness.

But this time he did go too far, and I was really angry.

"Where did you die?!" I exclaimed.

"Ah, I was killed accidentally." He answered me in his usual flat tone.

I just felt my scalp go numb, and I glanced at the child who was dangling with a toy out of the corner of my eye.Even I didn't expect Yiermi to die!But this child actually saved him with a single sentence?This kind of power is too scary, it's too heaven-defying!

I immediately stood up and was afraid that my ass was about to leave. Before, I said aggressively that I would be responsible for the next request. Now it seems that Xiba's father is really wise!I've died once as a fan of Il, and he has fulfilled such a strong request for me, so the next request is definitely not as simple as snapping nails!

Tiptoed to the door, as the saying goes, the more you think about something, the easier it is to come.When I was only one step away from the door, I was stopped by the devil...

"Big sister, give me your legs!"

Depend on!Don't bring such a continuous request, there is a halftime break in the game!What to do, can I say no?Can I say no! ... If I say no, he will take my life, and at least Ilmi's life will be attached.

"...Here you are." I gritted my teeth and said.

Then I only felt a sharp pain in my thigh, and I immediately fell to the ground, my face was covered in blood from myself.

"Give me your stomach."

"Give you."

I only felt a sharp pain in my abdomen, and I immediately curled up subconsciously, and pressed my stomach hard with my hands, as if a large piece had been sunken there.

"Give me your duodenum."

Do you want to be so cruel!

"Give you……"

It hurts, every breath hurts so much that I almost pass out.But I can't faint. If I faint, I won't be able to wake up again. I don't want to die yet!

My vision has started to blur, maybe I should be thankful that this kid didn't ask me for brains, hearts and other deadly organs, so I still have a chance.In the end, I exhausted all my strength, gritted my teeth and spit out three words: "Zhi, ok, me!"

…I didn’t hear any response, but I remembered that Ilmi once told me that the same person cannot make consecutive wishes. Am I going to die here?The light in his eyes began to dim, and gradually his eyes became pitch black.In the end I just felt short of breath and my brain started to go numb.He vaguely heard a person come in, "Lea Sterling back to normal", he said.

"Okay!"

Then I felt a pair of small hands on my shoulders, and a warm feeling spread from my abdomen to my whole body.I didn't faint, but this warm feeling was so comfortable, like the afternoon sun in winter, it made me feel drowsy, and I slowly closed my eyes.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on the bed, and Yi Ermi sat beside me and looked at me.

When he found that I had opened my eyes, he seemed relieved and said, "It's great that you're fine. If you die, I'll be at a loss."

I really don't know if he's happy that I'm okay or that he didn't lose... Should I be happy for the value I have quantified in his heart?I always find this weird...

I sat up and faced him, flew low on the brink of death once, always felt that there were some things that I didn't want to muddle through anymore, and I wanted to make things clear.I like him so much that I want to tell him everything I think about.

I reached out to hold his face with my hands and pecked his lips lightly.Although it was only a light touch, it was indeed touched.

"Il fan, I like you, this kind of liking, do you like me like this?"

He looked at me without saying a word or showing any expression. He just stared at me for three seconds, and then suddenly reached out to support the back of my head. Before I could react, he came up to me.I felt his lips caressing mine lightly, and then began to suck slowly, and finally he used his tongue to pry my jaw open... His breaths were very close, never so close, I was nervous I didn't even dare to breathe out.My eyes widened in disbelief, and so did his eyes... Nima kissing both sides open their eyes so wide, it's still tongue kissing!

Just when I thought I was about to be suffocated, he finally let go of me, ignoring my surprised expression, "I like this," he said.

"I think you're different from other people. Even if I don't use the pin to control you, you still listen to me and even think about me desperately. I really like you like this."

He hugged me gently again, and said in my ear: "It's good that you are alive, because I want to be with you all the time. When you fell asleep, I kept thinking about how to make you follow me forever , Then I thought of a good way."

He held my left hand with his right hand, put a ring on my ring finger flexibly with one hand, then looked straight into my eyes and said, "Can you marry me?"

I felt hot on my face, and my heart was about to jump out of my throat. I never thought that Xiao Yi would have such a passionate side, which greatly exceeded my expectations!I feel that my brain capacity is not enough, and my brain is overheated, and now I am on the verge of brain death! ... But looking at his smiling face, I suddenly felt calm again.His black eyes had always been bottomless, but now they were extremely bright.

"Okay." I heard myself say that.

The author has something to say: ah ha ha ha ha ha!It's finally over!Are you satisfied with this ending?Please leave me a message if you want to see what kind of episode!But the extra episode won’t come out so soon, we’ll have to wait for a while, because there’s no inspiration right now...

There are currently waiting episodes: 1. One hundred and eight battles with her mother-in-law (Leah said: I will move out with Xiao Yi sooner or later!) 2. Il fans said: Leah, you belong to me!Hahahahaha! (Refer to the rooftop and laugh) 3. Curt's boy's day of inner complaints

Finally, the new pit "[Gintama] The Maliciousness of the Great Universe" has been opened, and those who are interested can go and watch it!come on poke

Also, today I received a long commentary from Comrade Sannai, Ku Luoluo Biography, Curiousness, the love-hate entanglement between the bald brother and the old horse!Super literary and artistic, it was definitely dictated by the bald brother himself!We mortals must go and admire his demeanor!Everyone go see it!

☆, extra one

I got a marriage proposal, and the object was Yiermi, who I have always had a crush on. I feel like I am the happiest person in the world now... What a ghost!

He was proposed yesterday, but today the groom has gone to nowhere!But beating the enemy Hakka is so big, it's really deep like the sea once you enter the Houmen!I searched all over the mountain and was licked by Sanmao N times, but I still couldn't find a single needle on Yiermi's body!

By the way, are there no other living things on this mountain except Sanmao?Where are people hiding?Hey, wait a minute, I found an old witch!

"Why are you running around on the mountain alone?" She said mockingly while shaking her feather fan, "Is running around in the master's house your way of being a guest?"

Although I really wanted to pluck the chicken feathers on her fan, but my reason told me again and again that this is my mother-in-law, I can't beat her, I can't beat her!So I forced a smile, and said slowly, "I'm sorry, I'm looking for Yiermi, can Auntie tell me where he is?"

"Humph", she covered her mouth with a fan and chuckled, "Who knows."

After speaking, he lifted his skirt and left.

My intuition tells me that she must be tricking me!She definitely knows where Il fans are, but doesn't want to tell me!Damn stepmother!

Later, when I met Maha’s great-great-grandfather, I realized that Yiermi had gone out a long time ago and is not at home at all now... Then why did I look for him here for a day! ! !

Xiaoyi left without telling me again, I sighed, fortunately Grandpa Maha Zengzeng could not only say "Is Old Man Nitru still alive?" and "Tsk, why is he still alive." talk.After getting married, Xiaoyi must change this bad habit!

When I went through thousands of mountains and rivers and finally climbed up to the rooftop to find Yiermi, I saw a scene that I will never forget...Xiao Yi stood on the rooftop with his back to me and opened his hands and laughed, vaguely I also heard him muttering: "The unknown object is mine!"

My head was full of black lines, I held my forehead and thought to myself, has this guy's ghostly temper finally exploded completely?

But as a prospective fiancee, how can I back down from this!

I walked up to him, tugged at the corner of his clothes and called out, "Xiao Yi."

He looked back at me with the same smile on his face.

"There you are," he said.

I twitched the corners of my mouth, rolled my eyes and said to him: "You left me again, how can anyone leave the person who just proposed to marry and run away alone, don't you think you are going too far?"

"Didn't you follow?"

"What if I can't keep up with you someday?"

"No, I will wait for you."

Well... so happy!I always feel that this guy's sweet talk is getting better and better!No, no, can't be deceived by his words, has he waited for me? !Wake up, Leah!

"Xiao Yi," I said blankly, "Don't think that I won't be angry if you say that. If you do this again and again, the Buddha will be angry too!"

He blinked at me inexplicably.

"I want you to stand up here and say, 'Ahahaha, Leah, you belong to me!' Like that."

"..."

"Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I won't marry you!"

"Since you've said that, then..."

"Wait, Xiao Yi!" I rushed forward and hugged his waist tightly, "You really don't want to marry me, do you?"

"..."

"You, talk, you don't really think so!"

"What I think is, since you have said that, then I can say to you here unceremoniously, Leah, you belong to me, and I belong to you alone."

I felt him hugging me, different from when he proposed, this time he hugged me very tightly, I am going to be strangled to death!I was wrong, I shouldn't have made such strange demands on him when I was full!

The author has something to say: The author asks for a new pit →

Today I received another long review of Fei Tan's extravaganza written by Xiao You, thank you! _(:з」∠)_

☆, episode [-]

我要结婚了，对象是自己一直暗恋的伊尔迷.揍敌客，我觉得自己现在是世界上最幸福的人……个鬼啊！

Why did the wedding scene become a blasting center!By the way, you were invited to have a wedding reception, not a fight!Sister Biski, Sister Anna, even if you want to fight, can you not use this muscular female orangutan form? It is enough to use your usual Loli Yujie form!And why stepmother, you also get involved in it!

Ahhh, Kurolo, please don't steal my colleague's ability to read. He has just been promoted to a one-star hunter this year. It's not easy!Stop fooling him!And old horse, you are quite old, who brought you here!

Everyone in the Hunter Association, can you be a little quieter, what are you going to do if your actions are bigger than those world-class wanted criminals from the Phantom Brigade!Didn't you, Pariston, go to the Dark Continent?Why did it suddenly appear here again!

I turned my head to look at Yiermi, and said with tears in my eyes: "Xiaoyi, I'm sorry, I really didn't invite so many people who don't know why. I don't know who leaked the news, and all these misbehaving guys ran over."

Il's fan's expression was very calm.

"I expected this when I proposed," he said.

At this time, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Feitan put on his special fireproof suit. It's a big deal!Is this guy going to make a big move?Who is it that is short-sighted that made you unhappy again, sir!Is it necessary?

Just as he was about to rush over to stop him, his hand was grabbed suddenly, and he turned his head to see that it was Little Brother Curt, a good boy.He looked at me with big watery eyes. How come the eyes of the Hakka children who beat the enemy are so beautiful...Of course the most beautiful ones are my little Yi's big eyes!

"Big sister, our house has never been so lively."

"Call me sister-in-law!" I said excitedly.

"Well, sister-in-law." Little brother Curt was really obedient, "What can I do to make the house so lively?"

I lowered my head and touched his head, narrowing my eyes with a smile: "As long as Curt can marry a good girl like sister-in-law in the future, it will be great!"

"puff."

Wait, did I just see Kurt kid spraying?Did I just see something I shouldn't? ...This little devil's stomach must be black!

I can't help but think of when I first met Xiao Yi, I never thought that he would be such a conceited man with such terrible possessive and controlling desires. , did not realize that he is a ghost who is so stingy that even his feelings have to be carefully calculated.

Is it true that everyone who beats the enemy Hakka has a strong difference between the outside and the inside?

"Curte, don't bully your sister-in-law, she won't turn her head."

Master Yiermi has spoken... But is this really helping me out?What does it mean that the brain can't turn?If I can't turn my head, can I catch you?Cut, too conceited, too underestimated me!You will see me in the future!

"Yo, Leah, you're about to get married, isn't it too early?"

"I don't want to be told that by you who gave birth at the age of 20, Uncle Jin."

"Hahaha, anyway, congratulations, Xiaojie has already arrived at the gate, so I'll go first, bye!"

As he said that, he turned around and left. I seemed to see the dust falling from his cloak... This kind of sloppy uncle is really scary, no wonder he feels ashamed to see his son.

"Leah", Elmi squeezed my hand, turned to look at me and said, "From today onwards, this is your home, my parents are your parents, my family is your family , you are not alone, and you will not be abandoned again."

I looked at his bright eyes and the slightly raised corners of his mouth, and I was moved to the point of tears. Did he always remember this thorn in my heart?The sting of being abandoned by your parents and growing up as an orphan.He never teased this thorn, but he always remembered it.

I put my arms around his neck, tried my best to tiptoe and put the lower half on his shoulders, and whispered to him, "Xiao Yi, I love you."

"I love you too." There was a thick smile in his voice, and then he said, "Let's go inside."

"Eh?...but but but there are so many guests at home..."

"Leave them alone."

He immediately picked me up and walked into the bedroom. I haven't expressed my opinion yet!Can you sometimes listen to what I have to say!

The author has something to say: The author asks for a new pit →

☆、Extra three

I'm Curt.

My eldest brother is getting married to the woman he met at the airport last time.I should have thought of it a long time ago, when she rushed over and the elder brother didn't give her a nail.This bad woman who robbed my brother!

I want to take my brother back...so I decided to be patient...

The wedding was such a mess, it wasn't long before the dinner party and I always felt like the roof was going to collapse.What kind of person is able to make so many lawless friends who blow up the house, the eldest brother must be very angry!

Strange, why the eldest brother has not responded?

I thought I should go over and remind, so I walked up to the woman and said to her in a slightly sarcastic tone, "Our house has never been so lively."

She didn't seem to understand what I meant at all, and forced me to call her sister-in-law.

"How can I make the house so lively?"

She always stared into my eyes when she was talking, and I felt that I couldn't lose to her in momentum, so I also stared at her fiercely.Suddenly she laughed, her eyes narrowed and bent into a crescent.I have never seen such a smile before, a smile that is pure and happy without a trace of impurities.

She said something funny and I sneered and looked away unnaturally.Suddenly I felt that it would be nice to have her as my sister-in-law. Maybe it would not be my brother who was robbed, but an extra sister.

I was so stupid before the dividing line, I should have thought earlier, that woman is not a good person.How stupid to think that she would love me like a sister!

This is the one hundred and eighth time she left her son who was less than two years old to me and ran out to explore by herself.I have endured it for too long, and I don't want to bear it any longer!

"Little uncle..." The little nephew pulled my hair with his fleshy little hands, and said vaguely: "Mom, mother..."

"Your mother is gone, now take you to find your father. Be good, don't pull your little uncle's hair, okay?"

"it is good!"

Then he pulled harder.

I deliberately walked around in front of my elder brother with the child in my arms, and seeing my elder brother's face darken, I felt unprecedented satisfaction.

"She gave the child to you again, and slipped out by herself?"

"Yes, brother."

The blackened elder brother quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed his sister-in-law's number, and said in a cold voice, "Come back, right away." Then he immediately hung up the phone.

Hahaha, I seem to have seen the scene where the sister-in-law complained that the elder brother hung up on her again after she came back. No matter how much you complain, it's useless, just accept your fate!

The sister-in-law is indeed coming back soon, with all kinds of poisons in her backpack.She smiled and pinched my face: "Ke Te-chan, thank you for helping me take care of the baby, I will take special care of your dinner in the future!"

I really don't want her so-called special attention, but looking at my mother's situation, I think I am lucky.

She glanced at her backpack again. For the past two years, she has been committed to poisoning her mother at the dinner table. It seems that there will be another big battle tonight.

Sure enough, after taking a bite of the meal, my mother discovered something was wrong.

"Leah, did you add your homemade poison to my dinner again?"

"That's right, in order to allow your body to get better anti-drug training, mom, I have really worked hard!"

"Shut up! Anyway, you must be experimenting with me with a new type of poison!"

"Of course, let mom taste the latest poison, this is showing respect to you!"

"Hmph! Let me tell you, no matter what you do, if you want to move out with Ilmi, don't even think about it! You can't leave the house until Qiya succeeds the other brothers as the head of the family. This is the tradition of our family."

"Don't be kidding, old witch! Qi Ya has been silent since he appeared at the last wedding. When will he wait! Tell you, either I will move out with Xiao Yi, or you just wait Die!"

I was speechless watching the two women quarreling while spraying rice.Since the sister-in-law got married, most of the family rules have been broken, and the strict and standardized dinner that was supposed to wait for everyone to arrive has now become like snack time for street aunts.I don't feel anything, the second brother seems to be very satisfied with this change.

Hey, why aren't they arguing anymore?

Ah, it turned out that the elder brother came over for dinner.

The author has something to say: I found a BUG at the end, rule [-], the same person cannot make wishes consecutively, it has been corrected, and Xiao Yi made a wish to cure Leah... But this is not the same as imagined Yeah, it always feels kind of weird.

Also... I'm so sorry, I made a fool of Kurt boy...

【End of full text】