Time is the butcher knife

Originally, I thought I would go directly to NGL, but who knows that the high-speed motor of Ilmi is a bit procrastinating this time.He has to go home first!So we took the airship and ran to Kukulu Mountain.

Thinking of meeting that crazy woman again next time, I felt my scalp go numb.What a disgusting feeling...

Sanmao's watchdog saw Yiermi come back, and ran over happily wagging his tail. I just felt that the mountain was about to collapse.

But Yier fans seem to like Sanmao very much.He is currently rubbing Sanmao's dog's head.For some reason, I suddenly remembered the image of him rubbing his brother's head during the Hunter exam.

"Xiaoyi likes Sanmao very much." I said.

"Well. Because Sanmao is very obedient and useful."

I suddenly felt that the last time he said he liked me very much, maybe it was because I was obedient and useful, right? ... This is too sad, then I am not on the same level as Sanmao!No, it can't be like this, Leah, you have to take further action!

Or start with the people around him?The stepmother must pass first, that crazy woman is really scary.Dad and grandpa are too powerful, so it's better not to get close to them easily.But the younger brothers seem to be easy to bully...

"Xiao Yi, do you have several younger brothers? I heard that there are five brothers in the Hakka family. Can you introduce them to me?"

He turned his head to look at me, and then slowly said: "My second brother, Mi Ji, is an otaku who likes to eat snacks, play games and watch anime. He hardly goes out and always stays at home, so his weight is terrible. But he still has some talents. He can develop and make all kinds of bombs, and he is also very good at electronic equipment. Almost all the cameras installed in the house are made by him. The third brother Qiya, you saw it during the hunter exam , that silver-haired boy. He is very talented, and he is also one of the best in the long history of beating the enemy Hakka. So he is the future head of the family, and everyone has great expectations for him. But recently he seems to have reached the stage of rebellion Yes, I ran out with a guy named Xiaojie and didn’t even want to go home. Fourth brother Alluka... Strictly speaking, he can’t be regarded as a younger brother, he is not considered a family member, skip it. Fifth brother Kurt, you have seen it . Very obedient, but deeply influenced by Qi Ya, I proposed the idea of ​​joining the spider a while ago. But this is also a good opportunity to go out for exercise, so my father agreed."

I smell gossip...

"Your fourth brother, why do you say that he is not a family member, is he adopted?"

"It's not adopted." He stopped suddenly and stared at me without blinking, which made me feel an inexplicable sense of depression. "That thing can't be considered a human being, it's a monster from another world."

I twitched the corner of my mouth, what kind of answer is this?He also said that his second brother is an otaku. I think his brain has also been assimilated by anime. Why did he suddenly become a second child?I couldn't help but spit at him: "What kind of monster from another world, have you watched too many anime..."

His expression didn't change much, he still looked at me gloomyly and didn't speak.After a few seconds of silence like this, I felt that the air was a little stiff, and I always felt that there was a terrifying aura emanating from him.After a while, he said quietly: "Do you want to know? About that thing."

I saw the door of the incredible world opening to me, curiosity killed the cat... I actually nodded slowly.

Then I learned a lot of incredible things from Il fans. To put it simply, there is actually a super cheat hidden in their house. That child is like a god. There is nothing he can’t do. .As long as you complete the three requests he made, he will grant you a wish.

But at the same time, he is also an extremely dangerous existence. If you don't fulfill his request, you will surely die. In addition, you have to bring your favorite person and a group of people who have been in contact with you for a long time to be buried with you.The price is too high, right?

"So now he is locked in a secret room, and he cannot be allowed to contact anyone." Yi Ermi said.

I was in a trance wondering how such a terrible guy existed, and I had already walked to the main house before I knew it.

Please don't let me see my stepmother.I hate that woman.

I am really whimsical, since I came to their house, how could I not meet the hostess.It would be possible if Yi Ermi came back and took his things and left, but he ran all the way back, so how could he not stay at home for one night.

After dinner in the evening, as long as their family is at home, they will come out to eat.I originally wanted to ask the housekeeper to deliver the food to the guest room and eat something casually, but before I could say anything, Yiermi made the decision for me.

"Let's go, go to the restaurant for dinner. Since I'm here, I'm going to say hello to my family."

He's said so much, I think it would be rude to refuse again.It is really unreasonable to come to someone's house as a guest without saying hello to the host.And after what happened last time, I was really scared, and now I have to think carefully before saying "no" to him...

When I came to the restaurant, I found that the whole family was almost seated. The great-grandfather, grandfather, father, and stepmother were all there, but no one moved their chopsticks. Could it be that they have to wait until everyone is full before starting?

But now is not the time to pay attention to these details. As soon as I walked in, I was locked on by several eyes, and I thought it was better to say hello.So I showed the sweetest smile in my life, and said in a gentle voice: "Grandpa, Grandpa, Uncle, hello!" Finally, I couldn't help lowering my voice a little and said: "And you are also good, Auntie."

"Well, hello. Please sit down." My father showed a seemingly (?) kind smile.

Seeing the table full of meals made me really hungry.I really want to eat, but I don't know why, but no one moves their chopsticks.Do you still have to wait for someone?

After a while, the stepmother became impatient.She called the butler over, and said loudly: "Go and see what Mi Ji is doing, why don't you come over for dinner, and let so many people wait for him, it's outrageous! Let him die immediately!"

The stepmother is so cruel... Mi Ji seems to be Yi Ermi's second younger brother, is that his second son?I originally thought that she would only be cruel to me, but now it seems that she has always been so cruel, and she is so cruel to her own son...

I gently pulled Yiermi who was sitting next to me, then leaned over and whispered to him: "Stepmother, ah, no, is aunt usually so fierce to you?"

He also leaned over, his long black hair hanging on my neck felt itchy, he said: "Mom is only so cruel to Miji, maybe because Miji is so easy to bully. Dad and grandpa often oppress him too, That child has no assertiveness at all, and will not resist at all."

If that's the case, I think Xiao Yi, you probably wouldn't bully him less.But after he said this, I became more and more curious about the second brother who had never met.

After a while, I finally saw a chubby figure running in from the door.He was panting as he ran, sweat dripping down his neck, looking like fat that had been blown out of his body.Sure enough, he looks like an otaku...

As soon as the fat man sat down, everyone started to eat dinner... But it was so quiet... I can understand if talking is not allowed during the meal, but why are there no sounds from the bowls and chopsticks?Also, does this family not make a chewing sound when eating?I thought the killer just walked without making a sound, but I didn't expect to eat without making a sound.Looking at Yi Ermi who was sitting next to him, he could only see his jaw moving up and down, probably chewing something, but there was no sound at all.Really, every time I ate with him in the restaurant, the surroundings were too noisy, and I didn't realize this at all!

In order not to let the sound of myself eating become the focus of the audience, I could only carefully chew a few times before swallowing it. This meal was very painful, both physically and psychologically...

In the middle of eating, Yi Ermi's cell phone rang suddenly, and then he stood up and walked out to answer the phone.

It was a terrible move, and the dinner was inexplicably noisy.

First, the stepmother snorted dissatisfiedly, and then said in a low voice, "It's really rude to make such a loud noise when eating."

Would I silence her for sarcasm?Obviously impossible.So I cleared my throat and said, "Hunting with your nose while eating, be careful of the food coming out of your nose."

She put down her chopsticks and said angrily, "What are you talking about? You're so rude!"

I put on a look of surprise and said, "Oh, are you polite? How could I not know that!"

Xiba's father couldn't listen anymore, so he also put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said to his stepmother, "Jiqiu, stop arguing with the little girl, and have a good meal."

The stepmother was even more dissatisfied: "What do you tell me to eat? She said that what I eat will spray out of my nose. She can say such disgusting things. I am so disgusted that I can't eat it!"

Dad supported his forehead and said, "You were the one who was wrong first. After all, you were the one who almost killed her for no reason at the beginning, and today you were the one who spoke first."

"Why did I have no reason? I'm not all fans of Il! I thought she was a scourge at the time, and now it seems that it is true!"

……

It seems that I have nothing to do, the master and the hostess actually quarreled...

"Don't mind," Grandpa Jie Nuo said to me with a smile, "It's really embarrassing for the guests to see such a scene, but I think you will become a family sooner or later, so it doesn't matter."

I love to hear that!

At this time, Grandfather Maha suddenly spoke. I don’t know why, but every time I see him speak, I feel so amazing. I always feel that he should be too old to speak...

"I heard you are a professional hunter?" he said.

"Hmm." I always feel like I've asked this question before?

"Is Old Man Nitru dead?"

"...No, I'm still very energetic."

"Tsk, why are you still alive?"

...Grandfather, do you only say these few words?Are you really too old to speak?

"Are you the big brother's girlfriend?" The fat man's second brother asked me vaguely while eating, "You look pretty good, and your breasts..."

Without hesitation, I smashed a piece of cake in front of him into his face.

Otaku or something really annoying!

"That's enough, Kiki! Is it ridiculous to make a scene in front of guests!"

Just as I was complaining about the fat second brother of Yiermi in my heart, my father roared like a stepmother, which shocked me.It is true that the whole family does not enter the house.

The stepmother cut it, and then really stopped talking and started to concentrate on eating.

So when the Yier fans came back from the phone call, the dining table was still in harmony, and everyone ate their own food, except for the otaku second brother who was wiping his face with a napkin.

The author has something to say: the countdown is over!Hey, you said it was too short to be enjoyable?It doesn't matter, the author has a cute new pit, and is currently working hard to save the manuscript, the time for digging the pit is to be determined...but it should be soon!So go to the author column to bookmark this author!come on poke

By the way, guess who is the hero of the new pit?Ha ha ha ha!Tell you that the hero is a wig!Nickname Katsura Kotaro!The title of the article has already been thought of, "It's Not a Wig, It's Guizi"... Who said that Ah Hui is a fan of long hair?Ah Hui is just a double black control! (→ →) It is also said that Ah Hui is a fake mother-in-law, so hurry up and get back your integrity [Is it really okay for this lunatic to attack himself and complain about himself?

Let’s talk about the extras of this article. If you want to see any extras, just leave a message for me. I will consider it!In addition, there are currently waiting to be selected: 1. One hundred and eight battles with her mother-in-law (Leah said: I will move out with Xiao Yi sooner or later!) 2. Il fans said: Leah belongs to me!Hahahahaha! (Refer to the rooftop laugh)