Time is the butcher knife

I slept well at night, but I don't know why there was a sudden fighting sound from the room next door to Biskey, and the noise continued until midnight. Could it be that the dead old woman brought a man back to spend the night?My face darkened and I buried my head in the bed.Impossible, I would rather believe that Hisoka is a woman than that she will bring a man back for the night.In the end, I couldn't stand the noise anymore. I got out of the quilt, only to find that a hole had been punched in the wall!

"Damn old woman, what are you doing in the middle of the night!" I yelled towards the entrance of the cave.

"Oh heh heh heh~", her voice was extremely gloomy, "I have bad news for you, Anna has also passed the first round of audition, you must cheer me up for the next round and compare her to her !"

The first thought that came to my mind was: Isn't that groom a lolicon?

It wasn't until the next day that I found out that the elimination rate of the first round of beauty auditions was astonishingly high. More than 2000 beauties participated in the audition, and only nine of them were killed in the one-day assembly line audition yesterday.The young local tyrant will choose the final winner from these nine contestants.As expected of Queen Anna, her domineering side leaked, and such a high elimination rate can pass the test safely!As for me?You also saw the situation that day, if Anna is a goddess, I am a goddess stick...

The second round of the competition was accompanied by food, three meals a day, one contestant for each meal, it took a total of three days to complete the competition, and I was arranged for dinner on the first day.This round is to accompany you to eat, and the next round will not be to accompany you to sleep, right?I was quite frightened by my own thoughts, and I quickly shook my head to dispel the bad images in my mind.

It's dinner time, and I walked into the restaurant in a gothic loli outfit with high heels and the groom's arm. The "groom" took me to the seat in a very gentlemanly manner, opened the chair for me and asked me to sit down first, and then he himself sat across from me.

Depend on!It was the first time that he was treated like a gentleman when he grew up.

He looked at me, his blue eyes were clear to the bottom, completely different from a guy who was dark and bottomless.Just like this, the four eyes met each other, without speaking for a long time, as if time was forbidden, and everything was kept silent... Ah bah!My old lady has a sweetheart now, I never thought about the harem or anything!Never thought about it!

But it's not a solution to keep silent all the time. Why is this man so inactive? No wonder he can't find a wife.After thinking about it, I thought that at that time he seemed to say that he liked to pretend to be tender, and then let me pass the line with a big wave of his hand.Am I really going to keep pretending to be tender?

"Good evening, Uncle!" I tried my best to pretend to be cute, and tried to hold my throat and speak softly like a loli.

"Pfft..." He laughed foolishly again, lying on the table and shaking his shoulders constantly.

I twitched the corner of my mouth and looked at him silly, not knowing what kind of reaction I should make at this moment.Is there a hole in the brain?Have no idea what the hell is so funny!Could it be that this local tyrant is actually mentally ill, that's why he traveled all the way to this foreign country to seek marriage?

He suddenly raised his head again, and seemed to be crying tears.He breathed a sigh of relief and said to me, "Do you know how funny it is to play dumb?"

"..." I'm sorry, Miss Bisji, I really want to beat him up, can I beat him up?

He suddenly stretched out a hand to me again, touched my cheek with a smile, raised my chin again, stared into my eyes for a while, and finally pinched my cheek reluctantly. Just let go and left.

"Sir, please don't eat my tofu like this?" I said with the corners of my eyes twitching.

"Hey, don't you pretend? Come on, it's more interesting for you to pretend to be funny... so funny that I can't bear to make you mine."

"..." What kind of nonsense did he say, and he had no idea what he was suffering on his own.Forget it, he likes to see me pretending to be stupid, so I will continue to pretend. To be honest, I really don't know how to communicate with a psycho.It's still easier to play dumb.

"Uncle, I want to eat cake!"

"Call me brother~"

"elder brother!"

"Haha, it's so cute, I'll give you a cake later!"

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In the evening, I dragged my tired body back to the hotel... My heart was so tired, I felt that I would never love again...

The author has something to say: Preview of the next chapter: Who wants to compete with her for that bumpkin upstart neurotic lolicon update time... the day after tomorrow at 22:22:22! ...The day after tomorrow... Just kidding, update tomorrow night!

The following is to satisfy Lianlianjiang's suggestion, and paste the picture of the most ghostly smile of the big brother!By the way, a picture of big brother licking needles is attached [So shy to cum]