Time is the butcher knife

Later, unfortunately, I actually caught a cold. If this kind of thing is said, people will laugh to death, and the domineering and sloppy Yujie image I usually build will be ruined!Yiermi took good care of me for five days, and under my coercion and lure, he said that he would never tell anyone except Hisoka.Why other than Hisoka?Because before he was coerced and lured by me, he had already sent a text message to Hisoka!How diligent are you in contacting, bastard!

On the morning of the sixth day, Yi Ermi said that he was also very busy. Five days was already the limit of skipping work. He still had important work to do, so he said goodbye to me.I tortured him softly and shamelessly, but he still left. "Forget it, Leah." I comforted myself, "You can keep his people, but you can't keep his heart! ... Mouth, what do I want his heart for? Cook it? I just want it The one who brought me tea and water!"

After some boring tumbling in the bed, I picked up the phone irritably: "Hello? Xiao Yi, I feel so uncomfortable, I'm about to die."

"Your illness is cured."

"It's recurring again...cough cough...Look, it's starting to cough again. Just stay with me for one more day, and it will be fine, please..."

"You said the same thing yesterday. I've already wasted a plane ticket."

"Don't, I promise it's true this time!"

"No, I can't delay my business any longer. If you are really uncomfortable, the phone is on your left. Call the room service. There are special medical staff on duty in this tourist attraction and ask them to send you to the nearest hospital. Go to the hospital for treatment."

"I don't want to go to the hospital, it smells of disinfectant, it stinks. I promise this is the last day, please please please please!"

"..."

Finally Ilmi finally reappeared in my room.But he looked very upset.

"Okay, here I come. What do you want to do next? Sing and dance or play chess and cards?"

"No, don't say that, I will look like a patient." After thinking about it, he emphasized again, "I am a patient."

"When you had a fever the day before yesterday, you ran to compete with others in swimming competitions, just for a massage coupon for No. 1. Then the next day, as soon as the fever subsided, you went to a full-body SPA with a runny nose, which is healthier. The chimpanzee is still strong. Do you think you are in such a condition that I should treat you as a patient?"

"Well, that's because I didn't recuperate properly at the time. By the way, it's because I didn't take a good rest when I was sick, so now the sequelae are here, and I feel uncomfortable all over!"

"Huh? Is that so?"

"Yes, that's it!"

"Then I believe you will be fine. Since you are not feeling well all over, you should take a good rest now, right? This time, you must take a good rest to recover from your illness."

"Yes!"

Then he snatched the ice cream I was eating.

"If you're uncomfortable, don't eat this kind of thing."

"That's... I have a fever, that's for lowering my body temperature."

"If you have a fever, you can't eat this kind of raw or cold food. Not to mention that it may irritate the stomach. Now that your body temperature is high, if you eat this cold drink, it is easy to stimulate the brain nerves and cause nervous headaches. And your first two days I also have a fever in the sky. I went for a swim in the sea and it still hasn’t recovered. It seems that cooling down the fever is not suitable for you. In this way, the only way to reduce the fever is to raise the temperature. Cover more quilts and sweat all over. The air conditioner Turned on the refrigeration to 34 degrees, this is not acceptable, I will help you adjust the heating to [-] degrees..."

"Excuse me, room service." Suddenly there was a knock on the door from the guest room, and Yi Ermi walked over to open the door.I counted the time and yelled in my heart that it's not good, why didn't I come when Il was obsessed with the bathroom!

"Hi, this is the lunch you ordered earlier, a set of medium-rare T-bone steak and spaghetti."

"Oh, please help me put it on the dining table in the living room, thank you."

Huh?Didn't he return it?

"By the way, I trouble you to bring another lunch later. Millet porridge is fine, don't add any condiments. Because a patient is not feeling well, he wants to eat something lighter. By the way, bring two more quilts."

"Okay, I'll send it to you soon."

The voice of the guest room lady is so sweet...my heart is so bitter...

Yi Ermi ate up the medium-rare T-bone steak set and pasta I ordered, and burped after covering her mouth with a napkin.I vaguely heard him muttering: "You actually eat so much..."

Nima, you ate all my lunch by yourself, and you still hate me for eating too much!Do you dare to speak in a low voice and don't let me hear you!

Look at my miserable situation. I am now covered with three quilts at a room temperature of 34 degrees, sweating and drinking hot and tasteless millet porridge.I really want to wait for it to cool down before drinking it...but Irmi threatened me to drink it within 3 minutes...by the way, you can read it, wrap your body with a wrap to maintain body temperature, and you won't feel hot !How could I forget this!Activate your mind immediately!

"Huh? Are you thinking? That's not okay. You're still sick. You have to maintain your strength and don't be as self-willed as you were a few days ago, or you'll never get better."

I was wrong, I was so wrong!Honesty is a virtue, a child who lies is not a good child!

I slept in a muddle at night, dreaming that I was taking a bath in the magma...I woke up three times sweaty and hot, and every time I opened my eyes, I saw Ilmi sitting on the edge of the bed and staring at me...so I had to close my eyes again Continue to sleep... When I woke up from the heat for the fourth time and opened my eyes, Yiermi was no longer there. I sighed and finally left!

Immediately turned over and got out of bed, re-adjusted the air conditioner to [-] degrees, threw the two extra quilts on the ground, and then got into the bed again.

Help!The sheets are all wet!How can I sleep like this!

So I had to unkindly call room service in the middle of the night and ask them to come over and make my bed and change the sheets, order another cup of ice cream, a medium rare T-bone steak and a pasta.When the customer service lady came over to change my sheets, her eyes were so weird... Did she think I wet the bed?No, no, no, this is too embarrassing!In the end, I was too embarrassed to look at the face of the customer service lady.

The next day I went to swim in the sea again in the morning, flirted with the little loli Xiaozheng on the beach in the afternoon, and went to a spa in the evening.I also feel quite boring, as if these things can be done anywhere, and there is no need to stay here.So I packed my luggage and prepared to take the airship to leave at night.

After finishing the settlement in the hotel lobby, I was about to leave when I was suddenly stopped by the lobby manager.

"Miss, you forgot something."

"Ah? What? Probably not."

"The customer service found this in your room, please take a look."

"Oh."

I opened the box handed over by the manager and saw...it turned out to be a box of nails...In the end, I carried a backpack like a decorator and left with a box of nails.

Anyway, I've been free recently, and I thought the Sky Arena in the Republic of Batorchia was quite exciting, so I just bought an airship ticket to the Republic of Batorchia, and returned this box of nails to him by the way.On the way to the airport, I called Il fan and asked him to come to the Sky Arena to pick up something.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is powered off."

"..."

Call again after half an hour.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is powered off."

"..."

Call again at the airport.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is powered off."

"..."

After booking the airship ticket, call again.

"Hey?"

"it's me……"

"Dududu-"

What about you? You actually hung up on me!Did you pinch off all the previous shutdown calls!

Come to the ticket office again.

"Excuse me, can you change this airship ticket for me? It turned out to be for the Sky Arena, and I want to change it to Kukulu Mountain."

In the end, I decided to personally send this box of nails to his hometown, and pay my respects to his mother by the way.I really want...I really want to tear off the stepmother's bandages!

At the foot of Kukulu Mountain, the tourist bus is still running as it was ten years ago, and the ticket office has not changed.It's just that the tour guide has changed, the car has changed, and the ticket price has also increased.After much deliberation, I was still uneasy, so I went to the nearby weapon shop to buy a pair of powerful heart protection glasses!Although I know that this thing should not be of much use, but even if it is a psychological effect, I still have a bit of a childhood shadow while holding a grudge about being stabbed back then.

For me now, it's not so difficult to push open the door of trial, so I didn't bother to find the old doorman anymore, just pushed open the door and went in.

That strange dog Sanmao was sleeping on the side door, and when he saw me coming in, he stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail at me, and lowered his head to hint me to touch its head.This beast has a really good memory, as expected of being trained.I touched its head symbolically, and quickly withdrew my hand in disgust.I always feel that it has become uglier than before... I suddenly thought that Ilmi said before that this dog was picked up by him, and then I thought of his outfit during the hunter exam. Did I find something magical? matter?About the wonderful taste of Yier fans?

After saying goodbye to the watchdog, I started the journey again, the road is long and long.

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