Mother Earth is divided [Honghuang]

H City Police Department.

A burst of footsteps of varying severity approached slowly from a distance, and entered the room through the half-closed door panel, announcing his arrival to the people in the room.

With a soft "squeak" when the wooden door was pushed, two men, one tall and one short, entered this small indoor space at the same time.

The taller man was wearing a police uniform, his body was always taut, his eyes were piercing, and he looked extremely serious.He straightened his back, raised his hand to salute the people sitting inside, and said loudly: "Report! The target has been brought!"

"Okay, I see, thank you." Compared to him, the young man sitting on the inside of the desk looks much calmer and more ordinary, but he has an inexplicable temperament on him, as if as long as he When you meet his eyes, you will calm down unconsciously.

Cancan is no exception.

——Yes, it was he or he, the shorter man among the visitors was Cancan.

On the way to the police station following the policeman just now, Cancan has been trembling all the time, for fear that she might cause some trouble.As the saying goes, fear comes from the unknown, and it is precisely because he knows nothing about the cause and effect of being taken away by the police that he is even more afraid.

However, after being brought into this office, he gradually relaxed his body as if he had been given some "mentality as stable as an old dog buff".

"Don't be nervous, sit down." The young man saw his nervousness, nodded to the chair beside the desk, motioned for him to sit over, introduced himself and explained: "My name is Zhong Ming. Please come here this time." , I want to tell you something, the environment in your home and public places is not enough to ensure safety, so I set the address at the police station."

"This, this way." Sitting on the chair, Cancan put her legs together a little cautiously, clasped her hands together, placed them between her thighs, and subconsciously echoed, feeling at a loss for the current situation.

Woo woo woo.

As a good young man who abides by the law, this is the first time in his life that Cancan was taken away by the police "please drink tea".

If you want to ask him how things got to this point, you have to start with the knock on the door half an hour ago.

The hour hand on the clock just pointed to the number "nine". After struggling to get up from the bed, under the urging of her roommate, Cancan quickly and roughly tidied herself up to the point where she could barely go out to meet people.

"Okay?" Hearing the movement he made when he opened the door, the roommate's eyes shifted from the phone screen to him, just in time to see Cancan coming out of the bathroom shaking his hands: "Hurry up and change your coat, we'll go out right away... probably There are already more people.”

It would be even worse if it was later.

Although today is the New Year's Eve, there are a lot of procrastination like them. They didn't have time to hoard the New Year's goods before, so they don't have time to go shopping today.

"Okay, okay!" Cancan casually picked up a lake-blue down jacket from the coat rack, and said while zipping, "Wait for me, I'll just change my shoes."

He moved in a hurry, randomly pressing the button of the down jacket, Cancan opened the shoe cabinet and took out the shoes, squatted down and began to change the shoes.

The roommate had already tidied up and was standing beside him waiting for him.

"咚咚-"

Cancan's shoes were only half changed, and several rhythmic knocking sounds came from the door panel. He couldn't help but pause, looked up and looked at each other with his roommate, both of them were full of doubts.

After hesitating for a few seconds, Cancan asked, "Who is it?"

The two had no relatives in this city, and the few colleagues who knew their addresses had already returned to their hometowns. Logically speaking, no one should come knocking on the door.

Besides... at nine o'clock in the morning, which serious colleague would come to visit at nine o'clock in the morning during the holiday!It doesn't exist at all, okay?

Waking up at [-]:[-] a.m. during a worker’s holiday is a big deal.

A thick male voice came from outside the door: "Hello, police, please open the door."

His voice was a little rough, and there was no emotion in his tone, full of businesslike meaning.

Cancan: "???"

roommate:"???"

Hearing the answer, the two of them raised question marks on their foreheads and became even more confused.

Police, police?

Out of the vigilance honed in the bombardment of all kinds of fraud and robbery news, Cancan and her roommate tacitly found a convenient tool, and then opened the door.

After confirming the police uniform, identity card, and police officer's card in turn, the two were relieved, but immediately became nervous again.

The roommate frowned: "Hi, may I ask why you are looking for us?"

then……

Then, after the two policemen talked with them, Cancan got into the police car in a daze but was sober, and followed the policemen to the police station.

Seeing his obedience and bewilderment under the obedient surface, with permission, his roommate drove up with him worriedly. After arriving at the police station with him, he waited for him to come out in the lobby on the first floor.

Time goes back to the present.

Zhong Ming chuckled and repeated again: "Don't be nervous, it's just some trivial matters."

Although his appearance is extremely ordinary, his timbre is quite distinctive and full of personal characteristics, which is a carnival for the ears.

Cancan: "Okay, okay."

"Fang Can, isn't it?" Zhong Mingzai asked after observing his facial features carefully, and corresponding to the picture on the file in his hand.

"Yes."

Zhong Ming put down the materials and straightened his expression: "What I'm going to say next may have some surprises for you, please listen carefully."

Cancan: "...OK."

Zhong Ming: "I would like to introduce myself again. I am Zhong Ming, a member of the Special Investigation Department directly under the National Security Bureau. The Special Investigation Department is a special agency established to deal with all non-scientific phenomena caused by non-scientific reasons. The so-called Non-scientific phenomena, including the situation of 'midnight turning dusk' caused by Mr. Lu Yadao and you last night."

Cancan: "Midnight turned into dusk?! Lu Ya?!"

For a moment he didn't know which to be surprised first.

Zhong Ming ignored his question: "Please understand your questions later through written materials."

Cancan: "...Okay."

Zhong Ming: "Daoist Lu Ya taught you a kung fu method suitable for human beings last night. You have touched the threshold of cultivation, and you will be able to step into the realm of cultivation in a few days. The situation in the human world is extremely complicated now. It is also extremely difficult, we are very short of talents, and we invite you to join. Please give feedback in time after reading these materials."

After saying this, Zhong Ming pushed the half-centimeter-thick A4 paper on his right hand towards Cancan.

Can Repeater Can: "...Okay."

He was like a duck being chased to the shelves, dazed and confused, following Zhong Ming's arrangement, he began to browse all kinds of information recorded in the document. It can't be said that he has no opinion, it can only be said that he was arranged clearly.

After reading the information, under Zhong Ming's few words, Cancan's blood was aroused, and he signed his name on the agreement, officially becoming a member of the Special Investigation Department.

...It's all tears when I say it.

It was already two o'clock in the afternoon when Cancan walks frivolously from the office to the lobby, the restaurant has closed, and the supermarket is no longer welcoming customers.

"Ah, what should I do then!" Cancan wanted to cry but had no tears.

It's okay to be ravaged by all kinds of messy and weird information on an empty stomach all morning. Doesn't he even deserve to have lunch and dinner? !

The roommate patted him on the shoulder: "I ordered takeaway, grilled lamb chops, crayfish, fried chicken wings, and bought snacks, drinks, and self-heating hot pot."

Cancan: "!!!"

Kiss roommate!

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go home!" He cheered, leaving all his troubles behind, dragging his roommate to the parking lot.

——Forget it, forget it, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will worry about it tomorrow!

……

This year's "year" is destined to be prosperous.

When the existence of the Nian Beast was first discovered, because the Special Investigation Office was not sure that it could capture and control the Nian Beast 100% so that it could not hurt people, it took many additional measures, such as posting stickers in H City and several nearby cities. Spring Festival couplets, hanging red lanterns, using electronic products to play the sound of firecrackers exploding, and... many famous celebrities, bloggers, etc. have advocated wearing red clothes on New Year's Eve.

Later, under various chances and coincidences, Lu Ya delivered the Nian beast to the door as a small gift, but these measures were still not cancelled.After the implementation of many measures, this Spring Festival has become particularly "new year".

As the night falls and the lights come on, at the junction of day and night, families across the country start their New Year’s Eve dinner one after another, and have a family reunion under the lively Spring Festival Gala.

The Jiang Family in K City.

The New Year's Eve dinner at Jiang Tang's family was not exactly deserted, but it was packed full of money, and there were only three "people" on the entire dining table.And then there's...Em, a monkey, a stick, a half-god, a translucent fairy, and some freaky Mother Earth.

Speaking hastily, Mother Jiang thought that she only needed to entertain Sun Wukong, Jin Huan, and Yang Jian who had been specially invited by Jiang Tang, but she did not expect that Empress Nuwa suddenly became interested in celebrating the festival, and she brought Jingyanxian to Jiangtang. home visit.

Fortunately, Jiang's mother bought enough new year's goods, Nuwa and others arrived not too late, and there was no time to prepare, so there was no joke.

With more guests, the Jiang family's New Year's Eve dinner will become more varied.In New Year's Eve dinners everywhere, fish is an essential element.The so-called "surplus every year" means people's good wishes.

Chinese New Year has a unique charm that can make people feel happy involuntarily.Even people and gods who are at two levels and whose fundamental interests do not match can still happily coexist in the same room, discussing a few sentences about current affairs and news, sketches, cross talks, song and dance shows, etc. from time to time, in a relaxed and comfortable way.

The Jiang family didn't have the habit of keeping the year old. To be precise, if they wanted to keep the year old, they could do it. If they didn't want to, it didn't hurt to go to bed early.

The three guests left one after another not long after the meal, and Monkey King, Jin Huo, and Jiang Tang also returned to their rooms, and did not continue to stay downstairs.

[Be courteous. ]

[present……]

[Corporal Lixian! ]

[Scholar, Agriculture, Industry and Commerce. ]

[Businessmen gather. ]

……

As the information was refreshed quickly, Jiang Tang's phone kept vibrating to show her presence, and seemed to be frantically urging her, "Hey, buddy, you have new news, come and see it."

In view of the presence of a guest just now, Jiang Tang's tutor did not allow her to indulge in the mobile phone, so even though the mobile phone was "buzzing" and vibrating non-stop, she did not take a look at it.It wasn't until after sending everyone away and returning to her room that she lay down on her bed and took out her phone to read it.

——Sure enough, the students in the class were swiping their screens.

Unsurprisingly, seeing the prompt of "99+ new messages", Jiang Tang clicked in and scrolled up, but didn't see what she wanted to see, but through the prompt under the idiom Solitaire, it was not difficult for her to see that someone Send out red envelopes in the group.

Jiang Tang couldn't help but type a string of ellipses: […]

Jiang Tang: [It feels like I missed a hundred million! ]

Jiang Tang: [Why are you so early? ]

She typed very fast, but still couldn't match the speed of her classmates swiping the screen. The three messages were separated into two pages. Fortunately, this did not affect the students' ability to see her messages. Someone replied soon: [My family five Order for dinner. ]

[05:30. ]

[It's past five o'clock. ]

[It's because you are too late, okay, I feel that I have made a mistake of [-] million, so I hurry up to grab it. A few people give out red envelopes according to the number of people in the group. ]

Jiang Tang: [Tsk, obviously you are too early. ]

Jiang Tang: [Let's go! ]

Jiang Tang: [Panda twists its butt.jpg. ]

Sun Wukong: [Panda twists its buttocks.jpg. ]

Seeing this reply suddenly, Jiang Tang thought he was dazzled, couldn't help reaching out and rubbing his eyes, and looked again, the emoji had been quickly withdrawn, and a gray system prompt popped up: [Sun Wukong withdraws a message information. ]

Jiang Tang: "..."

Obviously, she wasn't the only one who saw the emoji, but most of the whole class saw it—when New Year's Eve is the time to watch the New Year's Eve, it's the peak time for grabbing red envelopes. Not to mention all the students in the class are online, at least those who are online must have two thirds.

Soon, the information in the class group began to refresh: [Hahaha! ]

[Great Sage, we all saw it! ]

[I feel that the Great Sage missed it for a while, probably trying to steal Jiang Tang's emoji package, but was betrayed by his own hands. ]

[Hahahahahahaha, the withdrawal was a bit late.dog head.jpg. ]

[See what? ] In addition to the teasing people, there are also some ignorant students who just missed the exciting plot.

The people below didn't explain, they just sent out meaningful emoticons: [呵嘿嘿.jpg. ]

The class group quickly crooked and turned into an emoji chaos: [Come on, be happy.jpg. ]

[Catch up with me and let you hehehe.jpg. ]

There is only one class group in the second class. In addition to the students, there are several teachers in this class group. However, during the holidays, the teachers generally will not appear in the group, nor will they assign homework or announce official announcements in the group. .Therefore, the students have no scruples when speaking, even if this is a formal class, the atmosphere inside is quite relaxed.

Jiang Tang didn't pay much attention to their crooked buildings, and didn't look up the chat history to grab the red envelopes, but quietly poked into Monkey King's account homepage, opened the chat box with him: [Great Sage...? ]

The people over there immediately replied: [Tangtang QAQ! ]

Jiang Tang: "..."

This name...

Very good, it really is not the Great Sage.

She just said, this kind of embarrassing thing, at first glance, was not done by the Great Sage - to be precise, if the account is currently logged in by the Great Sage himself, he would not click into the chat group at all.

[cub. ] Jiang Tang patted his forehead, raised his hand and typed and sent it to Jin Huan on the opposite side: [Why haven't you slept yet? ]

[I want to see your chat information...] Jin Huan tried his best to keep a stern face, and replied embarrassedly: [When I was eating just now, my brother's phone kept moving. ]

He was a little curious.

Jin Huan thought of the withdrawn emoji, and typed carefully: [Tangtang, I seem to have caused trouble for my brother QAQ. ]

Jiang Tang asked without answering: [What is the Great Sage doing? ]

[Brother is watching the video. He said before that he saw a professional e-sports player with a particularly fast reaction speed, and praised that player many times. Recently, I have been watching the video of that player. ] Golden Hoop replied.

Jiang Tang rubbed his nose and brought back the previous topic: [It's okay, that's not a cause of trouble, human beings are very forgetful, and soon they won't remember that emoji.And that's not a problem at all, no one has died yet. ]

Golden Hoop: [...OK. ]

Jiang Tang replied to him: [Go to bed now~]

The golden hoop changed the topic: [Tangtang, what is "The Great Sage XX" about?The classmates in your class are making an appointment to go to the cinema together tomorrow afternoon. ]

Jiang Tang: [? ]

[Wait a minute, I'll go take a look. ]

After she replied a few sentences, she clicked back to the class group, and saw that in this short period of time, another "99+ new messages" appeared in the class group, and the topic update speed was amazing.

[Tomorrow's New Year's Day, the Lunar New Year file "The Great Sage XX" will be released, do you want to make an appointment? ]

[About! ]

[What time exactly? ]

[Don't you all have to go to pay New Year's greetings?I can't be the only one who is so hard...]

[Can you get a ticket?When I go to the movie theater on XX Road, only tickets are available at midnight. ]

[At [-]:[-] p.m., Sky Cinema on the third floor of L Plaza, my sister booked a show to support her idol, do you want to come?How many people can come?My sister said she asked everyone to watch it.Anyway, don't look at it for nothing... She spent all her money.cheek rest.jpg. ]

[Looking up to the rich lady! ]

[Sister loves it! ]

……

As an administrator, the class monitor sent a statistical table in the folder, counting the list of students who are willing to go to the cinema tomorrow afternoon.

The classmate who said that his sister had reserved the show was named Liu Mingshan. Although he meant to invite the students to watch the movie for free, all the students who signed up privately transferred the money to the class monitor according to the ticket price given on the official website, and the class monitor Uniformly forwarded it to him before watching the movie.

The Jiang family didn't have any arrangements for the first day of the new year, and they don't like the custom of "paying New Year's greetings" here. After thinking about it, Jiang Tang wrote down his name in the statistical form, and returned to the chat box with Jin Huan: [The Great Sage go? ]

After waiting for a full 2 ​​minutes and no reply, Jiang Tang was puzzled: [Zai Zai? ]

Little did they know that at this moment, Monkey King, who was only separated from her by a wall, was in a big trouble.

Golden hoop: "Brother!"

Jin Huan: "Ms. Li sent another message..."

While speaking, he held up his mobile phone to Sun Wukong, and saw several messages on the screen of the mobile phone arranged in order from top to bottom: [Hello, Classmate Sun. ]

[Wish Student Sun a Happy New Year in advance! ]

[Student Sun, I'm sorry, the teacher broke his promise.I originally made an appointment with you to visit your home years ago and test your learning progress so that you can properly arrange your winter vacation tasks. Unexpectedly, something happened to my family and I have not been able to spare time. Sorry. ]

[The family has been busy in the past few days. Only the afternoon of the second day of the new year can spare some time. Please give me your parents' effective contact information, and I will discuss with him the time for home visits. ]

Sun Wukong: "..."

Jin Huan glanced at him cautiously: "Brother?"

Visible irritability flashed across Sun Wukong's eyes: "No, I didn't see it!"

After saying this, he became even more irritable. He opened his mouth and wanted to take back what he said, but he forcibly resisted this urge.

There is no doubt that Old Li is a good teacher, but Monkey King is... afraid that others will treat him well.

Jin Hoop hesitated to speak: "...Brother."

"What's the matter?!" Sun Wukong looked absent-minded.

Jin hoop paused, closed his eyes and mustered up his courage: "When I was looking at your phone just now, I accidentally sent a message in the group with your account. Mr. Li should have seen it."

Sun Wukong: "..."

At this moment, Old Li sent another message: [Speaking of which, where did you do the winter vacation homework left by the teacher?I have several sets of papers here, the difficulty is very good, would you like to try it? ]

Sun Wukong: "..."

Ahhhhh!

Leave him alone!