Mother Earth is divided [Honghuang]

As Jiang Tang expected, the parent-teacher meeting lasted until nearly 12:30. Among the dozens of classes in the No. [-] Middle and High School, the parent-teacher meeting in Class [-] was the last to end.

As the parents walked out of the classroom in twos and threes, the first half of the second year of high school officially ended, Jiang Tang and others also ushered in a pleasant (?) winter vacation.

——1551 is actually not very pleasant... Thinking of the thick pile of homework for the winter vacation, the students in the second class couldn't help feeling desperate.

"Well, okay, I'll go find you now." Han Yuewen held up her mobile phone in one hand, put the other hand in her pocket, listened seriously to the instructions of the person on the other side of the phone, and replied after a while: "My luggage Huh? My luggage is placed under the dormitory, and the people in the dormitory are almost gone now, just wait a moment, I will be there soon."

"No, no, you don't have to come here, I don't bring much, the suitcase is very light!"

"Ok, see you later, hehe~"

After saying this, Han Yuewen hung up the phone quickly, turned to look at Jiang Tang, and shook the phone in her hand: "Tangtang, the parents' meeting is over, I'm going to go to the dormitory building to pick up my luggage and leave the school. And you?"

According to the regulations of the Seventh Middle School, no matter whether you are a boarding student or a day student, you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone during the school period.However, the students who live on campus cannot go home for a long time, and their families are inevitably worried. Over time, it has become a default agreement for students living on campus to bring their mobile phones to school.In order to prevent disturbing the discipline, the mobile phones brought by the boarding students to the school need to be handed over to the head teacher, who will keep them in a unified manner, and return the mobile phones to the students when the holiday is approaching.

"I'm leaving too, my mom sent me a message, bye ~ have a good journey."

"Bye~" After Han Yuewen replied to her, she ran towards the dormitory building and waved her with her back: "If I have time, I'll come and play with you. If I don't have time, we'll see you next year, Jiang Aifei!"

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty." Jiang Tang replied cooperatively, watched her disappear behind the crowd, turned and walked towards the school parking lot.

Han Yuewen's luggage is indeed not much. Apart from a set of winter clothes, there is only a bunch of winter vacation homework in her suitcase.

The parent-teacher meeting in Class [-] was the last to end, and she happened to miss the rush hour for carrying luggage, so she didn't have to worry about being squeezed into meatloaf, so she easily pulled the suitcase and left the dormitory building.

"Dad!" Seeing Father Han, Han Yuewen waved to him from a distance, pulled out the handle of the suitcase and trotted all the way, and quickly stood still in front of him: "Let's go!"

"It's almost one o'clock." Father Han glanced at his watch, took the suitcase from Han Yuewen's hand, and said as he walked, "I'll take you to lunch. Is there anything you want to go? I can do it today while my mother is away." Indulge a little."

Han Yuemin rolled her eyes: "Let's go eat crab pot, dear father!!"

Father Han: "Emmm..."

"Father! Just once! I haven't eaten seafood for half a year... and now the crabs are thin and shriveled. There are very few crabs in a crab pot, really!"

"Okay, okay, just make an exception this time, but you must not secretly eat seafood at school, it will be bad for your health." Father Han thought for a moment, and under Han Yuewen's begging, he still chose to agree.

Once the two reached an agreement, Han Yuewen excitedly clenched her fist, took Father Han's arm, and followed him to the parking lot excitedly.

Father Han put her suitcase in the trunk and sat in the driver's seat and the back seat with her respectively.

As he started the car, he uttered the question in his heart: "Yue Min, is Jiang's front desk a little Taoist priest?"

"Eh?" Han Yuewen looked up in confusion: "Little Taoist priest? Are you talking about Yang Jian?"

"...You don't know?" Father Han observed her expression from the rearview mirror.

Yang Jian... This name is a bit bold!

"Probably not." Han Yuewen replied honestly: "It doesn't look like it, he doesn't have the temperament of a magic stick. I think he is more like a person who grew up in a scholarly family. It feels very, hard to describe. "

Not the same as others anyway.

The expression on Father Han's face was quite complicated, and it was difficult to describe it in words.

Han Yuewen asked back: "Father, why do you ask this?"

"Nothing." Father Han didn't want to talk any more, he was just curious for a while.

Daoist Yuding gave him a very violent impact, this impact is not in the appearance, but in the mysterious and mysterious aura.

As long as he sits there, it is as if a real fairy has come to the world.From his body, Father Han saw the nobility and coldness of the snow-capped mountains. Although it was very inappropriate, the first adjective that popped up in Father Han's mind was "ice muscle and jade bone", followed by "cold as ice".

——Of course, this does not mean that the real Yuding is feminine. In fact, he has a kind of divine indifference and toughness, which makes people dare not make mistakes.

Han Yuewen didn't ask any more questions, and replied casually: "Oh. It may or may not be anyway. We haven't asked Yang Jian and Monkey King specifically."

"Sun Wukong?!"

"Just my front desk. I heard from the teacher that the two of them are family friends." Han Yuewen suddenly recalled: "Uh, family friends..."

Calculating according to the cultural classics, Yang Jian is a Taoist figure, and Sun Wukong represents the idea of ​​the unity of the three religions—are the parents of the two families so careless about their names?Conflict of ideas ah hello!

Father Han and Han Yuewen looked at each other speechlessly, and the car fell into silence.

Unfortunately, when the father and daughter of the Han family were discussing the real person Yuding and Yang Jian, the real person Yuding was also conveying the news of the parent meeting to Yang Jian.

"Master." Seeing Master Yuding, Yang Jian immediately saluted.

As early as after the parent meeting started, Sun Wukong turned back to Jiang's house with a stinky face. Yang Jian found a corner on the lawn of the playground, and after reducing his sense of existence with magic power, he read a book all morning. .

Master Yuding responded lightly, raised his sleeves, rolled up Yang Jian, and returned to Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain from No. [-] Middle School in an instant.

"Disciple." The two appeared on both sides of the table at the same time. Master Yuding ordered the table, and two exquisite teacups filled with jade dew also appeared together. He thought for two seconds, trying to adjust his expression to be loving. : "Teacher, do you need to participate in the competition?"

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment: "?"

Master Yuding saw the confusion in his eyes and explained: "Just now I heard a human being mention that human beings in high school will face various competitions, such as English, mathematics, physics...etc. The child wins at the starting line and obtains the eligibility for admission to certain universities or a certain degree of bonus points in advance.”

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian: "No need."

As an aloof god, Master Yu Ding has an expressionless face all the year round. He tried several times, but failed to show the kindness of other parents, so he had to give up temporarily, but the concern in his eyes was real: "Disciple, master has neglected you a lot recently. If it wasn't for your master's reminder, I would have almost missed your parent meeting."

Yang Jian was speechless for a moment.

It turned out that the master revealed the information to the master!

— Tsk.

Master Yuding continued: "If you encounter problems in the human world, remember to find the master in time, the master is your eternal backing."

Even when he said such gentle words, Master Yuding still maintained an icy aura and an indifferent expression, which made Yang Jian feel an extremely strong sense of dislocation and disobedience. He opened his mouth, and suddenly I didn't know what to say, so I could only respond: "...Yes."

Master Yuding gave him a pleased look, and suddenly asked: "So, apprentice, are you sure you don't want to sign up for the competition?

Yang Jian:"……"

Master Yuding: "Sounds very interesting, disciple can think about it again."

Yang Jian:"……"

No, no, sorry.jpg.

Yang Jian struggled to reject Master's heavy love, and when he returned to Guanjiangkou, it was already Saturday afternoon.

A few more hours later, just before dawn on Sunday, a tag named #Youknowwho# quietly climbed into the trending search while everyone was not paying attention.

Early morning is a very delicate time.

At this time, many comment moderators have fallen asleep, but most keyboard warriors are still surfing the Internet.The combination of excessive information volume and low review efficiency has caused this fish that slipped through the net to appear in front of the public.

[#Youknowwho#[image.jpg]]

[#Youknowwho# No matter what I do, I'm going crazy...]

……

All the blog posts with the tag #Youknowwho# are quite inexplicable, without cause and effect, and without any explanation, which makes the netizens who click in confused.

In order to avoid being caught by the audit, everyone tacitly avoided words such as "Jingyanxian", "rotten face", and "rotten", and the only few photos were also pushed to the last row of the blog post by concerted efforts. Not so noticeable.

This tag was found on the hot search for nearly an hour before being discovered, and the popularity was artificially reduced rapidly.Before its popularity completely disappeared, a new blog post instantly lifted everyone's spirits.

[#Youknowwho# Useful!Apologizing really helps!My face is healed!It's not that the pain is gone but it's still... well, it's completely back to normal!Check out the photos for comparison! [Picture 1.jpg][Picture 2.jpg]]

[Ahhhhhh I'm so excited!I want to start a new life, and from now on, I will be...'s loyal licking dog!Goddess, I will never beep beep blindly again!There is no limit to the sea of ​​bitterness, turn around and be right! ]

In order to avoid being deleted in seconds, all keyword bloggers are replaced with ellipses, but this does not affect the understanding of people who have the same experience as him.

Many people who have not found the direction of treatment were awakened by him, and the screenshot of this blog post appeared in various group chats instantly.

Soon, the topic that was forcibly reduced in popularity revived, and blog posts appeared quickly.

[#Youknowwho# Seriously repent, I have conducted an in-depth analysis of my past behavior, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Please, let me go! ]

[#Youknowwho# I really know my mistake!I'm a piece of trash!I want to live...]

[#Youknowwho# Do you really believe what that blogger said?No, no, no?so stupid?He is clearly a liar!I apologized by leaving a message under ..., but it was of no use at all! ]

……

There are different opinions on the Internet, but no matter what individual's attitude is, generally speaking, under the hand-made video of "Jingyan Fairy" uploaded by Nuwa on various platforms, the number of apology comments is increasing exponentially.

For Keyboard Man, this is destined to be a night of earth-shaking.Those who sincerely feel remorse for their actions have improved to varying degrees after apologizing; The thorns... oh well, congratulations on getting the number of bad face days*N (/one-way ticket to hell).

Reminded by the netizen "What's wrong with me being a keyboard man", Hong Zhiyuan was one step ahead of everyone else, and deleted his vicious remarks as early as Saturday morning, and apologized decisively.

——He was originally a coward who vented his misfortunes in life to others. There is no doubt that he was vicious, brainless, and even ugly, but at the same time, Hong Zhiyuan was a very realistic person. In the case of great disparity in strength, admitting counsel is more realistic than resisting.

However, because he still had anger and unwillingness in his heart, the situation on his face hardly improved, and he would have to suffer for a few more days.

In order to avoid causing too much panic, the Special Investigation Office and many media strictly control the comments on the Internet. However, due to the large number of people involved and the extremely tragic situation, under the word of mouth of everyone, the existence of Jingyan Fairy has become a reality. A tacit secret among surfers.

This turmoil lasted for several days before it subsided slowly. When Nu Wa remembered this matter again, everything had settled down.

"Hmm..." She casually flipped through the comment section of the video, and said to the girl beside her, "Human nature is a mixture of good and evil, and it is indeed the most beloved race of heaven."

A single yin does not grow, and a single yang does not grow. A race must be complex and varied enough to meet the requirements of "Tao".

"Mother, aren't you angry?" Hearing the ease in her words, Jing Yanxian opened her eyes wide and looked up at Nu Wa: "I thought you, you would be very angry...?"

Nuwa laughed lightly: "Will you be angry because the ants insulted you?"

Immortal Jingyan said decisively, "Yes!"

Nuwa choked for a moment, stretched out her slender fingers and tapped her forehead: "You are angry because of your instinct. I am not angry because they are not worthy."

Immortal Jingyan saw Nuwa's indifference and arrogance hidden behind her smile with sharp eyes, and suddenly felt a little terrified.

Nu Wa glanced at her, didn't pay attention to her reaction, turned her eyes away and exited the comment area, and uploaded the edited video on her phone to her account.

After the video was successfully uploaded, she was about to log out of her account when she suddenly saw a private message: [Big!Can I buy the authorization of "Jingyanxian" from you~]

Nuwa paused, clicked into the private message with great interest, and replied: [The reason? ]

[Because I'm afraid of the keyboard man QWQ~] The person on the opposite side immediately replied: [We can pay for the authorization according to the process, and guarantee that it will not be used commercially, only for personal use! ]

Nuwa shared the chat content with Jingyanxian, and asked her casually, "What's your opinion?"

"...I listen to your mother."

Nuwa smiled: "For you, the most important thing at the moment is to expand your beliefs. If you set it to be available for purchase, it will not be good for you to consolidate your own strength. Let's set it as 'not for commercial use, but for personal use', huh?"

"Ok!"

After the two of them settled the matter in a few words, Nuwa clicked on the video again, and indicated the authorization information in the title.

Facts have proved that there are not one or two people who want to have the authorization of Jingyanxian. , mobile phone cases and even sculptures are all the rage, especially bloggers, celebrities, media and other industries, and she is highly regarded.

This is a later story, let's not mention it for the time being.

At this time, after Nuwa noted the authorization information, she returned to the newly uploaded video to observe people's reactions.

During this period of time, she has been "living" on the main recommendation positions of major software, and her fans have grown extremely fast, but after the keyboard warriors who surfed left, the number of likes, comments, and reposts of Nuwa's video directly surpassed that of The previous video was folded in half.

However, compared to the smoky comment area of ​​the previous video, Nu Wa still prefers the current situation.In addition to the fans' rainbow farts, the comments on this video also have some technical discussions, which Nuwa finds very interesting.

"Huh? This is it?" Nuwa suddenly saw a comment: "'It's Cancan who made a figure'?"

Nuwa closed her eyes and searched through the massive amount of information, and quickly locked on to this figure blogger.After a little understanding, she opened her eyes again, and her golden snake pupils shone with a captivating light: "If you are guilty, you should be punished, and if you have meritorious service, you should be rewarded."

After all, a chubby spot of light appeared from her hand, and quickly shot in one direction.

City H.

"I seem to have a dream..." Cancan got up from the sofa, rubbed her forehead, and said to her roommate.

The roommate held the mobile phone in both hands, moved his fingers quickly, and echoed absent-mindedly: "What dream?"

"I dreamed about a super, super, super tall babe and she told me my dream would come true...?"

"Huh? How tall?" The roommate became a little interested.

"The height of a two-story building is outrageous!" Cancan trembled when she thought of the snake tail that was several meters long: "Isn't that the point? The point is that my dream will come true!"

The roommate just finished playing a game, he turned half a circle, looked at Cancan: "...so what is your dream?"

"What a coincidence." Cancan showed a professional smirk: "When she asked me, I subconsciously replied that I wanted to fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun."

roommate:"……"

Cancan looked up to the sky and sighed: "Single loop, it's harmful!"