Wilderness Challenge [Comprehensive British American American Entertainment]

Jennifer felt heavy when she was walking up the mountain with her luggage on her back, but this loss was replaced by surprise when she approached the cave.

A handful of white feathers fluttered in the wind at the root of the banyan tree, and the owner of the feathers was pecking the beetle on the ground with his head down. He did not peck twice, then turned his neck and looked down the mountain—"croak!"

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[I burst into tears, I can’t watch this kind of scene when I’m old [crying]]

【It's back!It really came back!It misses you, Jenny! ! ! ! ! ! 】

The egret crane poked its head out behind the banyan tree, its red eyes rolled around, and it croaked loudly down the mountain. Its posture was like a young daughter-in-law questioning her late husband.

Jennifer walked over in two or three steps, threw the package into the cave, took out the canvas and shook it.

"Why is it you again?" She said angrily, but joy clearly flew to the corners of her eyes and brows.

Lu He stretched his neck and tilted his head.Probably because of the muddy mountains and forests after the rain, the white hair is all in a mess, the feet and beak are covered with mud, and the original bright orange color is almost invisible.It stretched out one paw forward, then lowered its head to pick up the beetle on the ground.

"Here." Jennifer picked up the shaken fish from the ground and threw it in front of it. Seeing it shrinking its neck and galloping back a few steps, its expression darkened again, "If you like to eat, you will fall down."

The egret crest stood up and then lowered. It didn't know why humans were inexplicably happy or unhappy. It just pecked at the stinking little fish a few times, looking very disgusted.

"I think you don't know your blessings when you are in a state of blessing," Jennifer muttered, "Well, I have served you for five days anyway, and it's okay to serve you for another fifty days...I don't want to be criticized by the Animal Protection Association. "

The egret crane was not interested. It raised its wings to comb the messy hairs at the root, shrugged its neck, and looked very tired.

Jennifer enjoyed seeing it, and thinking that she still had a lot of work to do, she emptied her backpack and walked down the mountain again.When I walked into the woods, I looked back and saw a big white bird circling under the banyan tree, as if looking for a suitable place to rest, with the feather crown on its head pulled back.A few leaves flew down from the top of the cliff and hung on the back feathers, and immediately frightened it out of its wits, screaming in surprise.

"Forget it if you're stupid."

She clicked her tongue and walked briskly.

***

After that day, Jennifer's schedule changed from steady to wild.

The garbage picked up on the beach is very useful, and the cave hut has new wall coverings, new cushions, new fences, and new food sources.

She still gets woken up by the camera crew every day, but doesn't bother to watch anymore when the number of survivors drops to 100 one day.Barely brush your teeth with a stick in the morning, eat some dry potato chips, and go out for food.

The sunlight in the forest is not as good as that of the seaside, and the fresh water obtained by distillation is not enough to meet daily consumption. Jennifer can only do everything possible. She collects dew and some plant liquids as water sources in the early morning, but the bulk of the water supply is still these The caves that were found one after another day by day.There is water in many caves, and after the heavy rain, a large amount of fresh water has been stored, but there are many impurities and it looks very turbid.

Food is easier to find than the beach.

The wind blows through, and there are food to be collected everywhere in the forest - fruits, potato plants exposed from the mud, leaves and stalks of some palm plants... even animal carcasses, as long as they have not been dead for a long time , can dig out the slowest part of the polluted tenderloin to make jerky.Jennifer was hoarding food in the jungle like a hardworking hamster. As the savings in the cave increased, her fortifications became more and more complicated, for fear of being robbed by animals.

Speaking of hamsters, the pre-storm mouse traps come in handy.She picked out some intact ones, and remade some new ones, and arranged them all in the bamboo forest on the west bank.These traps have done a lot of good, and if you are lucky, you can catch a fat mouse or two every day, and sometimes you will see skinks, small snakes and overly curious birds.Ordinarily, the structure of the trap is not complicated, and the good harvest can only be attributed to the fact that the natives on the island have no awareness of the "cunning" of human beings. Jennifer often sighs, no wonder many creatures will be inexplicably extinct when the New World was first discovered.

Her food is settled, and the food of the stupid bird is also very easy to handle. Insects can be seen everywhere in the jungle. Although she complains every day, she will still collect some worms and go back next time.Chinese netizens in the live broadcast room call this kind of behavior "cheap hands". This translated word was quickly popularized by other viewers who felt the same way. Unfortunately, the current Oxford dictionary is still very cold. It will be said after a few years Maybe it will be included like "Calm down" and "Come on".

One day, around the 33rd or 34th day of the challenge, Jennifer finally broke out into a world war with Luhe.

When I got up this morning, I saw the stupid bird making long calls outside the cave, and it also erected its feather crown and spread its wings, pacing outside like a lady.

When Jennifer woke up and found that the camera crew hadn't set the time, she was furious—is it worth showing off every day with just those few hairs?

But this is not the point that irritated her the most. During lunch, the stupid bird didn't know what kind of magic it was. It wouldn't eat worms or dried meat when it was fed. Jennifer was so angry that she grabbed its beard— —That's right, this guy actually has a beard—he said loudly and softly, "Your Highness, if you don't like the food served by the butler, I suggest you take your initiative and go out for food by yourself."

The stupid bird shook his head to save the beard, ignored her, and pecked at the roots of the banyan tree to play.

"You have broken a wing, not a broken leg."

"Crack."

"Besides, the wings themselves are not for flying."

"Cuck!"

"You can even fly a kite, but you can't fly and go out to look for food, are you justified?"

"Quack quack!"

Jennifer was angry and funny, and immediately drove it from the rain curtain to the edge of the banyan tree, "Stark called his robot Little Clumsy Hand, I think I should name you Big Stupid Bird."

Heron·Finally has a name·The name doesn't seem quite right·He stared at his round red eyes, not understanding what the noisy humans were saying.

***

As if to prove that she was really a stupid bird, Jennifer heard panic calls outside before she woke up the next morning.Quickly she grabbed the wooden spear, drew out the outdoor knife, and used the point of the knife to part the palm rain curtain.

A palm-sized spider was lying on the foot of the inner wall of the cave, which frightened the egrets and cranes that slept on the edge of the cave wall last night and ran around.

"Are you a bird or something?" Jennifer couldn't bear to cry, "You are twenty inches tall, and this spider is only the size of a palm. I can raise a chicken more than you!"

This is a huge tarantula, but don't get me wrong, the name of the tarantula is just misinformation, they generally only eat small and medium-sized creatures, such as insects and mice, and rarely have trouble with birds, at most It's preying on young birds.The two egret and crane chicks may have to worry about their lives, but this adult bird doesn't know what it is afraid of.

No matter what she said, she hated it anyway, she still took the spear point and gently poked the bird's buttocks, driving it out of the cave.

Concerning the safety of the players, the camera crew didn't dare to move around, but just flew around and opened up close-ups, making all the audience almost unable to eat breakfast.

"I don't have any experience in identifying the specific species of spider. This seems to be a stick spider among tarantulas?" Jennifer carefully raised the wooden spear. "No matter what it is, I don't want to deal with large spiders at all. It is said that some bird hunters Spiders can kick their hairs, and they use their feet to brush the bristles off their abdomens and disperse them in the air. These barbed bristles can cause serious injuries and allergies, and have left several keepers permanently blind. Take your time ...I don't want to scare it."

She tapped lightly at a distance with her wooden spear.

Sensing the vibration of the ground and the air, the tarantula moved back quickly vigilantly, its two chelicerae rubbed against each other, and the tassel made a piercing hissing sound.

The stupid bird that poked its head in to see it croaked in fright. It ran towards the forest downhill at a speed that was more like flying at a low altitude than escaping. The physiological limit of a creature like a crane.

If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Jennifer really wanted to cover her face and sigh, but now she can only keep beating, hoping to drive the tarantula away.

Among the large spiders, the white-fronted tall spider is notoriously timid. Humans don't need to do much to move them and they will be scared. Although the tarantula is not very aggressive, it reacts violently when threatened.

They moved very fast, and some of them could even jump. She didn't dare to stab them with a wooden spear rashly.In the situation of being unable to stand for a long time, she could only move the wooden spear over bit by bit, took advantage of the moment when the spider attacked the tip of the spear and swung it horizontally, and flung it far to the edge of the hillside.The big spider was thrown upside down by the ground on the slope outside the cave. It struggled for a while, then quickly turned over and crawled away quickly.

After doing this, Jennifer's back was covered with cold sweat.

She sat down and drank some water, looking into the distance, not knowing where the stupid bird went.

I thought there would be news in a few hours, but I didn't expect that it didn't come back on the first day, nor the next day.

Jennifer felt a little bit lost after re-establishing a tighter fortification and pulling up the plastic shed—maybe she really left this time?

On the third day after the tarantula's visit, the stupid bird did not come back either. She searched far along the cliff. Although she didn't find the bird, she found a small stream on a gentle slope.

The fourth day, the fifth day...Jennifer resumed her steady routine and fully accepted the fact that Heron Crane would not come back.

Unexpectedly, on the seventh day, that is, the 41st day of the challenge, she brought a mouse back from the bamboo forest. Before her buttocks were hot, she saw a few white hairs with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes by the root of the banyan tree.

It's Heron Crane!

Jennifer suddenly got up and walked a few steps quickly, took another breath and slowed down, and walked out of the cave unhurriedly.As soon as she crossed the wooden wall, her eyes searched around: as expected, the stupid bird was pacing back and forth behind the banyan tree, its claws colliding with small stones in the mud, making a crisp scratching sound.

She cleared her throat, "You still know to come back?"

The egret crane croaked, flapped its wings, and put down a small dead skink on the ground.

Hey, it’s rare to sneak out for a few days and learn to bring gifts.

Jennifer has heard in the past that birds will bring food and shiny gifts to their owners. It is said that in the United States, a pigeon has been persistently bringing shiny objects such as glass pieces, discarded jewelry, and toy diamonds to its owners for many years. , but those are smart pigeons and crows. I didn't expect this bird that didn't look very smart to bring food.

The skink lay limply on the ground, and when she picked it up, Big Bird's eyes moved up along with it.

"You know, when I first came to the island, I saw a skink of such a size." Jennifer gestured with her arm, "It's a pity. At that time, my mind was all about dealing with that big snake. In fact, I should treat it I also baked it together, it must taste good if it looks so fat." She looked at the little guy in her hand, and threw it away, "You keep it for yourself, I have something to eat." She held up the mouse.

It's a pity that the stupid bird can't understand human words. It tilted its head, looked at the skink, and then at her, as if wondering why the food it caught was not welcomed.

But soon it picked up the skink and swallowed it as if it had figured it out.

Jennifer didn't take it seriously, so she didn't know where the stupid bird was thinking. The next day, it brought a centipede.The centipede is so huge that even though she is not very afraid of bugs, she has goose bumps all over her body and the stubble on the back of her neck stands on end. "Don't eat! Take it! Get out!"

Lu He gave a "croak", looking very aggrieved.

But some stupid people are stupid because they don't know what it means to give up.

So on the third day, it brought a long, soiled, twisted earthworm in its mouth.