The Melaleuca Routine of Dominating the Devil

The first time I came to an izakaya with my colleagues, the first time I ate fried dumplings, and the first time I was asked politely by an unfamiliar senior and said that I admire his strength... Since I joined the public security headquarters as a demon hunter, I have experienced too many first times Once, he felt that his beautiful life finally started in No.16.

Of course, this beauty does not include his regret and annoyance at what he did wrong.

When they were doing the task of the eternal demon with Hayakawa Pava and the others, they were once forced to die by the demon.At that time, Ji Ye was reckless and said that he would give the winner a tongue kiss. He felt that he had never kissed until his death.

...and then he regretted it to death.

By accident, he turned into a chainsaw man, by accident, he killed the devil until he cried for his father and mother, and then by accident, he came to the reception, and heard Hime Ye excitedly say that he would kiss him in public... Thinking of these, Dian once felt like hugging his head The urge to shout came.

--Why!Why did he nod at that time!

Why not delay a few steps and leave the opportunity to Brother Qiu? !

And the Eternal Devil, why are you so ungrateful! !No matter how other demon hunters hacked, it didn't work. Why did he surrender when it was his turn to raise the chainsaw! !

Obviously he likes Miss Macchima!

Even if it's a tongue kiss, Denji hopes that the person opposite with his eyes closed is Machima!

However, the reality is that it is Himeno-senpai who wants to kiss with his eyes closed.

And worse often follows.The door of the izakaya was opened, and Makima's voice sounded from behind Denji.

"Huh? Who is Denji-kun going to kiss?"

Denji, who was forcibly held in his arms by Himeno, almost stood up all his hairs.After meeting the eyes of the pink-haired woman tremblingly, he immediately felt that he had done something wrong.

There was pure curiosity in the eyes of the golden circle, and Mazima asked again.

"Denji-kun, are you going to kiss Himeno?"

The young man was speechless, and Ji Ye, who was sitting prone next to him, raised his wine glass with a smile, adding fuel to the flames. "Yes, this is the agreement between me and Denji in the previous mission~"

……

The izakaya is full of steaming heat belonging to the world.Mazima took off her coat and put it aside, feeling like she was back in her comfort zone.I've been wandering around in all kinds of conspiracies and tricks recently, and it's hard to get used to it to be honest.Drinking with his subordinates like this is already a rare leisure.

The shark-tooth boy beside him was downcast, and it seemed that even the fried dumplings in the bowl were not fragrant.Maqima glanced at him, then looked away, and ordered a draft beer by herself.

"Miss Machima, are you also the type who likes to drink?"

"Just drink once in a while to relax. Denji-kun, you can't drink if you're 16."

"Yeah, I've been drinking tea all the time..."

"Yes, that's fine."

Machima drank quietly, and was very discouraged when she failed to make a call.The puppy's aura shrinks infinitely, and it looks even more pitiful compared to the other devil who is arrogantly occupying the sashimi disk.

"Woo, Miss Macchima..."

Probably, he has already left a bad impression in the other party's heart.

After tonight, Ms. Mazima might have equated him with Sepi...

Although he has indeed been secretly poking here and there about Xiao Xiangmaqima, it doesn't mean that Dianci wants to be exposed so directly, and there is too much room for it...

Hime Ye, who is the culprit, is still harming another senior who was born in the face. "Where did your rookie partner go? Why didn't you bring him here?"

The senior's face was serious: "During the patrol in the suburbs yesterday, I was ambushed by a demon and died..."

"It's too miserable!" Ji Ye shouted immediately. "Namo Amitabha, Falian Fayan... What's behind it?"

As Ji Ye's voice rose, colleagues around couldn't take it anymore and covered their ears.Seeing Himeno's drunken madness after a long time, Maqima raised her eyebrows. "It seems that she has accumulated a lot of pressure recently."

Arai Kazuhiro couldn't take it anymore and shouted. "Hayakawa! Isn't Himeno your partner? Take care of her!"

"She can drink as long as she wants." Hayakawa Qiu looked at his beer glass alone. "Counting it all together, it seems like I haven't drank for half a year..."

"Hey!" Don't act like the old father has a lot of troubles and doesn't tell others!

"I'm not drunk! I remember clearly what I have to do~ Denji, who became super powerful, defeated the Eternal Demon in one go and saved everyone. I want to give him a tongue kiss as a reward for the mission!"

Ji Ye smiled and hugged the sad puppy next to him, "You have to kiss me next time, so you won't get drunk, right~!"

The young man couldn't block the opponent's strong arm, and broke out in a cold sweat with a stiff smile. "Senior Himeno, you are working too hard..."

"Speaking of which, in the mission to deal with the Eternal Demon, that monster said that he wanted an electric heart..."

I have long been accustomed to my partner's non-alcoholic behavior.Thinking of something serious, Hayakawa asked Maqima with a frown. "Why would they want an electrified heart? Is there any particular reason?"

"...I can only tell you that Denji-kun is very special. He is neither a demon nor a human being. Demons will definitely be curious."

Putting down the beer glass, Machima turned her attention to the boy in question.Seeing him grab Himeno's wine glass and join hands with Arai, the two put the drunk's head on the table together ("Go to sleep, Himeno-senpai! Don't make trouble!"). "The demon who signed the contract with him should be a very powerful existence."

He only had time to hear the next sentence, and Dianci had a question mark on his face. "Huh? Pochita is Pochita..."

"I'm afraid there will be other demons who want your 'Pochita' heart in the future, Denji-kun." The pink-haired woman glanced across Denji's chest.He's wearing a T-shirt today, the black cord is covered up so he can't see anything. "Hayakawa and little Pava, I will trouble you to pay more attention to Denji-kun's safety in the future."

"You don't need to tell me, I will too." This is very reliable Hayakawa Qiu.

"Of course! My uncle will definitely take care of my younger brother!" This is the blood demon who quickly raised his head from the sashimi plate and then lowered it.

"..."

In the usually warm eyes of the circle, there is a twinkle of inquiry and earnestness.It is definitely not the worry and love that Dianci secretly expects.For the first time, the young man, who had been drinking tea from the beginning to the end and had no alcohol at all, clearly realized that Miss Macchima might not like him as much as he imagined.

——And it seems that in the three sentences I said to him, two of them were Pochita...

Pochita Pochita Pochita, I knew that Ms. Macchima liked dogs so much, but isn't this too much?Pochita has become his heart!

Or just do nothing and just kiss Himeno-senpai with tongue.Sacrificing his first kiss can also stimulate Miss Maqima... Although Brother Qiu seems to have said that "intentionally provoking girls to be jealous" is the worst strategy among the worst...

Denji stared blankly ahead.Maqima was still talking to Hayakawa Qiu, looking at her demure and composed face, no matter how much she racked her brains, she couldn't think of her being jealous.Just as he was thinking wildly, suddenly there was a touch of a woman approaching on his arm.

Then when Denji turned his head, he saw Himeno with his eyes closed, his enlarged face.

……

The good show was on, Dongshan Xiaohong choked on the water, and Arai, who was picking up vegetables next to him, turned around and the sashimi fell from the chopsticks.

"Ji, Hime?"

The blindfolded woman, who was still drunk and hazy just now, suddenly went crazy for some reason, and fell towards him when her body tilted.Denji subconsciously reached out to help, but Hime Ye firmly held his head with both hands, and was about to kiss him!

The last thing I saw out of the corner of my eye was the pink-haired woman's face.

"...!!!"

——Don’t let Makima see it!

Can't leave the impression of the color batch! !He still wants to continue to learn from Brother Qiu, and pursue Miss Maqima well!

In desperation, the young man had no choice but to use his head hammer to attack!

Caught off guard, Ji Ye flattened his mouth when pushed to his chin.Her complexion got worse and worse, and then...

"vomit--!"

Blowing out thousands of miles, rushing out.It was Himeno's vomit.

The sour smell filled the air, overwhelming all the demon hunters present in an instant.It was Akira Hayakawa who was the first to react, and reached out to signal to the waiter in the izakaya. "Please clean it up, and then, bring a hot towel over here..."

"..."

After a while, Denji's eyes widened in disbelief.He blinked slowly, his gaze wobbled, and finally landed on the dining table in front of him.

It was a mess and it stinks.The puddle of vomit immediately brought him back to his worst days, when he and Pochita foraged in the trash.

The tension on the collar was loosened, and Dianci turned around to see Mazima retracting her hand with a worried look on her face.

"Are you alright, Denji-kun?"

——It was Mazima who pulled him back at the critical moment, saving Denji from the terrible shock of vomit washing his hair.

"This, this must be punishment!!"

"Denji-kun?"

If he really tongue kissed Himeno just now, wouldn't he just eat the vomit in his mouth?Hugging Mazima's waist, Dianci buried his face between her collarbones after going around the vomit hell, howling with lingering fear.

It must be God punishing him for his infidelity to Miss Marchma, which caused him to suffer such a great psychological shock!

And Miss Macchima, who made a decisive move, is really handsome!He must have liked him so much that he rescued Denji from Himeno in the first place!

It's really unreasonable to think that Machima is more interested in Pochita in the previous report!

Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help but seep with anxious emotions, tears streaming down his face. "Miss Marchma..."

Without rejecting his terrified embrace, the pink-haired woman stroked Dianci's hair with a smile, a gentle and benevolent halo almost appeared on her head.

"It's okay, Denji-kun is clean, nothing happened."

No, it's him who has something to do... Dian moved his lips again, but he still endured and said nothing.

He didn't feel that he was much cleaner. In fact, when he saw the caring eyes of Maqima, Denji felt that his heart was even dirtier.

——What should I do... I really like Ms. Machima...

The urge to do that to Makima was so intense that it almost burst through my heart.

……

In the first half of the reception, most of the atmosphere was ruined by the farce played by Himeno and Denji.The atmosphere in the second half was rather reluctant, and it was spent amidst everyone's gags and good wishes for Dongshan Xiaohong's future part-time job.

During this period, Hime Ye suddenly pretended to be half asleep, asked "Where is Qiu Jun?", and fell asleep again.It wasn't until everyone finished the meal that they realized that a peaceful dinner was more exhausting than fighting demons.

"Pava and I will send Senior Himeno back."

After buying hangover medicine and other things, Akira Hayakawa and Pava supported tonight's big winner Himeno with one arm, bid farewell to their colleagues and boarded the taxi for the return trip.The other demon hunters also went back to their respective homes, but Dongshan Xiaohong had no one to pick her up. In the end, Arai tried his best as a colleague and drove Xiaohong back.After the crowd dispersed, only Macchima and Denji were left.

"Aren't you going to join Hayakawa and the others?"

Denji shook his head. "I don't want to look at the woman who almost spoiled my first kiss." He whispered again after a while. "Want to spend . . . with Miss Marchema."

She didn't say no. "Then let's go together."

Summer nights always fall late, the sky is still bluish black, and patrolling police helicopters can be seen passing through the bright stars from time to time.Maqima, who was walking in the night wind, was in a good mood.The temperature is suitable, the beer is delicious, and the puppies around are also cute and quiet. Such a night could not be more beautiful.

When she was happy, even her cheeks were flushed pink, and her smile was brighter and softer than usual.Denji walked and stared at the place one step behind, and unconsciously relaxed.

This night, which was too cadenced, was finally able to have a place where idlers and others retreated and spent time alone with the person I liked.

"Miss Macchima, I really want to thank you tonight."

Denji kicked, tapped, and followed behind her. "Thank you for saving my first kiss from the vomit..."

"Don't take it to heart, Denji-kun."

Machima wanted to laugh when she heard his tone that was still a little frightened.The dignified chainsaw man, who was not afraid of the bloody storm, was almost traumatized by the vomit.she reassured. "The first kiss is nothing, after all, there will be many more first kisses in the future."

"But my first kiss is reserved for important people." Dianci said with rare seriousness. "Including the first time in the future...all the first time, I want to complete it with important people."

Machima didn't speak, she walked on.And the boy continued on his own, piercing that layer of window paper.

"My first kiss was for Miss Marchma."

"..."

The pink-haired woman walking in front paused. She lowered her head and saw her fingers being held.Dianci mustered up his courage and tried his best to convey the earnestness in his voice smoothly, suppressing even the last trace of trembling.

"I want to kiss you, Miss Marchma."

The boy blushed and squeezed her hand tightly. "Let me kiss you, okay?"