Dressed as a vicious male wife of a foolish god of war

Lang Mie is the third person who knows that Gu Yao has fully recovered after Gu Yao became stupid.

"I know." Xu Changan was not surprised, "Thank you for your hard work."

If he couldn't even guess this, he would have spent so long with Gu Yao in vain.

Lang Mie flattered and said: "The subordinates don't work hard, but General Gu and the lieutenant general are the ones who really work hard."

Gu Yao took a bite of the peach and corrected him: "Madam."

Lang Mie quickly changed his words, "Madam is new to the frontier, do you need your subordinates to show you around?"

Xu Changan was surprised, "Isn't it a war? How do you go shopping?"

Lang Mie smiled and said: "General Gu is coming to the border in person, the Wei army should retreat overnight today, it's okay."

Xu Changan had never fought a battle before, so he dared not agree easily, "Forget it, we should guard the border well, in case the Wei army's feigned attack turns into a surprise attack, and we are caught off guard."

"Yes." Lang Mie didn't force it, and reminded him, "However, it is widely rumored that Madam is cowardly and useless, and you fought with your subordinates today, and what you said just now seems to understand the art of war, so you are not afraid to confirm the rumors about reviving the dead? "

"It's been confirmed for a long time." Xu Changan knew that Bianjiang did not receive the news so quickly, "Besides, someone will kill me if I pretend or not, so why should I make things difficult for myself?"

Lang Mie laughed loudly, "Ma'am is proud."

Gu Yao thought he was an eyesore, "Go out if you have nothing to do."

"Yes, this subordinate will go out now." Lang Mie decisively wiped the table with the hem of his clothes, put the fruit on it, picked up the rice bowl and left.

"By the way." Halfway through, Lang Mie turned around and said to Xu Chang'an quite proudly, "Madam's swordsmanship needs to be improved. If General Gu hadn't spoken first, you wouldn't be able to win against your subordinates today."

After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.

Xu Changan: "..."

Why didn't the original book say that you have such skin!

With no one else in the way, Gu Yao started again, "Do you want me to punish him?"

"No." Xu Changan curled his lips, "It seems that I can't afford to lose."

Gu Yao smiled, lowered his head and kissed him, "How could it be? Our An'an is the most arrogant."

The two quarreled several times, until Xu Changan was so tired that Gu Yao let him go.

The bonfire outside the tent was crackling, and Xu Changan leaned against Gu Yao's arms, always feeling a little embarrassed, "Why don't we sleep in separate tents?"

He came out together, and the eyes of the soldiers almost saw him through.

Gu Yao hugged him in, "Don't even think about it."

"You are too domineering." Xu Changan stepped down, he didn't really want to separate from Gu Yao anyway, he just said it casually.

Gu Yao kissed him again, "I'm afraid you don't know what is truly overbearing."

Seeing that he was about to lose control again, Xu Changan quickly conceded defeat and changed the subject, "Ah Yao, what should I do if Wei Jun really comes to attack?"

He wasn't even familiar with the terrain or the soldiers, let alone Wei Jun. He was so anxious to drive ducks to the shelves that he didn't know what to do.

"Don't worry." Gu Yao reassured him, consistent with what Lang Mie said, "The Wei army will withdraw tomorrow."

Xu Changan was dubious.

He had been on the road for a long time, and he was tossing around with Gu Yao again, and he didn't have the energy to delve into it. After chatting for a few more words, he fell into a deep sleep.

Unexpectedly, on the second day, Lang Mie really came to report, and Wei Guo withdrew his army.

Lang Miele bent down, "The group of cowardly dogs, when they heard that Gu Future was here, they were so frightened that they even left behind food and equipment. I really laughed to death."

The matter of Gu Yao's stupidity was banned by the whole country, even if Wei Guo heard some rumors, he would not be able to distinguish the truth from the fake.

This harassment must have been an opportunity to see if the rumors were true or not, but he did not expect Gu Yao to actually come.They were afraid of Gu Yao's death, and they didn't have time to confirm the truth, so to keep safe, it was the best policy to run away immediately.

Xu Chang'an didn't believe that Wei Jun was so easy to deal with, "They might just pretend to be scared off, let our army let down their vigilance, take advantage of the victory to pursue, and then set up traps to wait for us."

Hearing this, Gu Yao couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

At first, he didn't expect Xu Changan to understand the art of war at all, so he revealed the fact that he had regained his sanity to Lang Mie, hoping that Lang Mie could assist Xu Changan.

Now it seems that he underestimated his wife.

"Ma'am, worry too much. As long as they leave the frontier, our people won't chase them anymore." Lang Mie is naturally not a vegetarian, "However, there are many bugs in the south in summer, so it's not easy to stay for long. Now that the Wei army has retreated, you You and General Gu can also return."

Xu Changan couldn't make a conclusion, "To be conservative, let's wait a few more days and see."

Lang Mie said: "Yes."

It was said to be a few days, but it was delayed by another day.

After a few days, Wei Jun has been hiding in his own home, far away, not daring to be arrogant again, he was really scared by Gu Yao and dared not even take a breath.

Xu Changan really couldn't laugh or cry, so he put the return date on the agenda.

Lang Mie also specially picked a lot of fruits for them, "Come and have fun when you have time."

If he hadn't obtained the imperial decree, Xu Chang'an would almost have thought that he was here for a trip.

Fengyan accepted the fruit on his behalf, Langhuo had already dressed up as a coachman, and opened the car curtain for Xu Changan.

"By the way," Xu Changan did not forget to hand over a task to Lang Mie before entering the sedan chair, "my Daqi's army shouldn't look like this, see you next time, if they don't change at all, even if your swordsmanship is better than mine , I will also punish you for lax discipline."

Lang Mie was stunned for a moment, but Xu Changan still remembered it, and he was very happy, "Hahahahaha... yes yes yes, my subordinate obeys. Next time I have a chance, come to learn swordsmanship."

Xu Changan gritted his teeth and said, "Next time I will definitely win you with my strength!"

Lang Mie was about to lie on the ground laughing, "You go back...hahaha...go back and work hard, you will definitely be able to wait for that day in your lifetime."

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

Xu Changan's face was flushed with embarrassment, and he moved out to rescue soldiers angrily, "Ah Yao!"

Gu Yao said coldly: "The wolf is destroyed."

With just one sentence, Lang Mie immediately suppressed his smile and knelt on the ground, "My subordinates wish General Gu and his wife a safe journey."

Xu Changan let out a "hum", bent down and got into the sedan chair.

As soon as the sedan chair curtain was lowered, Lang Mie's laughter pierced his ears like thunder, and Xu Changan was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he turned to bite Gu Yao.

Gu Yao groaned in pain, "He did something wrong, why punish me?"

Xu Changan was unreasonable, "Your subordinates, who will you punish?"

Gu Yao had no choice but to stretch out his hand in front of him, "Okay, okay, bite if you want."

Xu Changan felt embarrassed when Gu Yao was so spoiled, and kissed the hickey just now, "You have to teach me well when you go back, I have to win him once to relieve my anger."

Gu Yao kissed him, "I listen to you."

Along the way, Xu Changan deliberately slowed down their pace, just so that if there was any movement from Wei Jun, they could go back in time, but they didn't hear any news until they arrived at Chang'an City.

The two of them just went to the frontier for a while, but within a month, they returned triumphantly without bloodshed.

Everyone thought that Gu Yao was stupid, and the credit all fell on Xu Chang'an.Praise him as worthy of being the wife of the God of War, defeating the State of Wei, protecting the people, and winning glory for the Gu family.

The Holy One is also Long Yan Dayue, who came with Wu Ya, justifiably rewarded him with many valuables, and vowed to carry the holy favor to the end.

Xu Chang'an knew the truth, he really couldn't bear the praise, he felt very guilty, "My lord, I'm just lucky."

Wuya on the side wouldn't let him refuse, "Hey, little daughter is being modest, this kind of luck is not something everyone can have. You deserve it, you deserve it."

"Be happy." The Holy Majesty also patted him on the shoulder, "No matter how the matter of Wei Guo is resolved, you will be a little bit of a person in front of the officials in the future, and they dare not offend you easily. Good thing."

Xu Changan had no choice but to accept it, "Thanks to the blessings of the ancestors of the Gu family, let us go here without any danger."

"Oh, that's even better, it proves that you are also the daughter-in-law recognized by the martyrs of the Gu family." Wu Ya teased him with a smile, and then happily skipped the matter, "Actually, we took the opportunity to come to the general's mansion to eat, those polite words I won’t say much. Little Qianjin, what’s the name of the fried potato and meat dish you made last time? I’m so greedy.”

"It's called Potato Braised Pork." Xu Changan said, "Since Master wants to eat it, then I'll make it."

Wu Ya was satisfied, "Then I will wait."

"Wait a minute." The Holy Majesty caught up, "I wonder if Mrs. Gu still remembers that she promised to show me your cooking skills?"

Xu Chang'an didn't understand what he meant, "There is a lot of smoke in the kitchen, I'll make a list here, just wait in the hall for a while."

"It's not a problem." The Holy One didn't stop walking, and followed him, "I'm not good at cooking, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to learn without looking at it."

Xu Changan has not yet reacted, "If you want to eat, you can let the imperial dining room do it, and you don't have to bother yourself."

The Holy Majesty laughed, "Madam Gu is so slow, she has reached this level, and she still doesn't understand that what I did was not just a momentary lust for words?"

Xu Changan really didn't understand.

The Holy One guided him, "You cook for Nianzhi every day, why?"

Xu Changan replied, "Eat."

"..." His Majesty was silent for two seconds, and tried to guide again, "Seeing that Nianzhi likes to eat your cooking, how do you feel?"

Xu Changan didn't even think about it, "Continue to do it next time."

"Other than that? Just your personal feelings."

"No more, how can you feel about cooking a meal?"

The Holy Majesty gave up, "Don't you feel that the meals you cook with your own hands can be liked by Nian, and you are very satisfied?"

Xu Changan looked at the Holy Majesty, and then at Gu Yao, "Shouldn't Ah Yao feel full?"

Gu Yao is very obedient, "Yes."

The Holy Majesty hesitated to speak, "Forget it."

This topic should have ended here, but Master Xu Chang'an was halfway through cooking, and suddenly remembered it again.

He suddenly realized, "My lord, do you want to make it for the one you love?"

The Holy Majesty felt dumbfounded at his dullness, "What else?"

What do you mean otherwise? !

Xu Chang'an clearly remembered that the Holy Majesty has not married anyone so far, and where did his beloved come from?

Xu Changan considered his words carefully, "You...haven't become a queen yet?"

The Holy Majesty laughed, "Is it impossible to have a loved one before becoming a queen?"

Xu Changan sneered, "Oh no, of course not. The concubine is just curious, what kind of celestial figure is that girl to be able to get into your eyes?"

These words won His Majesty's heart deeply, "What do you think of the appearance of Master Guoshi?"

Xu Chang'an said: "Naturally, it is romantic and suave, and the jade tree faces the wind."

After finishing speaking, she suddenly realized something was wrong, "My lord, the beloved person you mentioned could not be..."

"Exactly." The Holy Majesty handed him the cut star anise.

The two didn't speak any more, but Xu Changan's heart was full of turmoil, which could not calm down for a long time.

Didn't Wu Ya say that he has no partner?Ganqing is engaging in an underground love affair with the Holy Spirit!

No wonder the Holy Majesty tolerated Xu Guanying's use of Li as a man instead of Tao. It turned out that he wanted to use Daqi's General God of War to set a precedent for making a man his wife, and then give him the grace to make him respected by others, and then establish himself as a wife. Wu Ya, who is also a man, paved the way for the future.

Xu Chang'an even wondered if the Holy Majesty already knew that Wei Guo was only here to test him out and let him go in order to make people believe in him.

It's like, His Majesty has repeatedly asked the National Teacher to appear in his place, subtly subtly convincing the ministers to the National Teacher.

If this is the case, Xu Chang'an has to say that the Holy Majesty really broke his heart because of the schemes of the government in order to give him a status as a national teacher.

Seeing his expression, His Majesty knew what he was thinking, "Others don't know about this matter, and I hope you can keep your mouth shut."

Xu Changan naturally understood, "The concubine obeys."

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