Dressed as a vicious male wife of a foolish god of war

It was a cold night.

Xu Changan woke up with a cold, but fortunately it was not serious, just a little stuffy nose.

He slept on the ground all night, his body was sore and uncomfortable, he rubbed his stiff neck for a long time before he got up, "Where's General Gu?"

He didn't see anyone when he got up early in the morning. Sure enough, even if he was stupid, the soldier's habit of getting up early was still retained.

The gray-haired old man respectfully replied: "Mrs. Gu will enjoy the shade in the courtyard."

Xu Changan looked at the cold wind outside the window, and suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, "...Are you sure you are enjoying the cool?"

The old man was obviously a little embarrassed, "It used to be morning exercises, but now... I just remember getting up in the morning and going to the courtyard."

Xu Changan naturally understood what the old man meant, so he didn't ask any more questions, "I'll go and see him."

The old man took a mink fur for him to wear, "Tianhan, madam, wear more."

Xu Changan said: "Thank you."

The flowers in the yard are all withered, the grass and trees are withered and yellow, Gu Yao sits under the big tree withered, watching the fish swimming in the pond from a distance.

Footsteps sounded in his ear, someone was approaching, but he didn't move, pretending not to hear.

Until someone came and put a cloak beside him.

"Beware of catching a cold." Xu Changan brought over a cup of hot tea and a plate of walnuts, "This is the walnut I promised you yesterday, and you will have it every day from now on. The tea is freshly brewed, it can warm you up, but it's a bit hot, so you need to blow it drink."

Gu Yao didn't dare to touch the things given by this vicious person, and he had no interest in the cloak, so he continued to pretend to be a fool.

Xu Changan persuaded: "It's also good to hold warm hands."

Seeing that Gu Yao didn't refute, he put the teacup into Gu Yao's hand, and tried his best to avoid physical contact.

There was an empty chair next to it, Xu Changan sat there for a few minutes, then felt cold to the bone, and couldn't help coughing twice.

He looked at Gu Yao, who was still staring ahead, turning a blind eye to his existence.

But he felt that if he was able to persevere day after day after being stupid, morning exercises must have become an inseparable part of Gu Yao's daily life, but now it is a pity that he is slack because of being stupid.

Xu Chang'an couldn't see the loneliness of being a talented person, so he decided to try frantically on the verge of being punished by the system, "You get up every day and just sit here to blow the wind, don't you find it boring?"

Gu Yao looked at him and didn't speak, but he was obviously asking him what opinion he had on his daily life.

Xu Changan tentatively said, "Perhaps, do you want to practice martial arts?"

Practice martial arts?

Gu Yao's eyes flashed.

It seemed that this man had cultivated enough energy, so he wanted to torture him with the excuse of missing his sword practice.

For example, in the previous life, Xu Changan used this excuse to break Gu Yao's tendons and hamstrings. If it wasn't for Xu Changan's embroidered pillow with extremely poor martial arts skills, he couldn't cut off his tendons accurately, even if he feigned death and escaped, he would cultivate again. For many years, he was unable to personally avenge Gu Ziqi.

Xu Changan, who finally got a response, mistook him for his heartbeat, and immediately got excited, picked up a dead branch instead of a long sword, "If you want to practice, I can accompany you."

Gu Yao let out an inaudible "heh" and stood up as if accepting the challenge.

If Xu Changan could hear it, he would find that there was endless sarcasm in this sound.

Too bad he couldn't hear it.

After a cup of tea.

Xu Changan looked at the dead branches that Gu Yao had knocked down countless times, and realized once again that what is called a clown was actually me.

Even if Gu Yao became a fool, the martial arts that he had trained for many years had become a habit engraved in his bones, and he could use it subconsciously without going through his brain when he was attacked.

Xu Changan won so many trophies of swordsmanship before passing through the book, but he couldn't even catch a single move in front of Gu Yao, as dull as a waste.

God of War is God of War after all, he is the one who overstepped.

Xu Changan, who was not even qualified to be a sparring partner, gave up completely, slumped in the chair, and asked Gu Yao: "Where's your nephew? It's almost time for lunch, is he still up?"

Gu Yao slightly clenched the dead branch, "...get up quickly."

This person is still talking about Ziqi, I'm afraid he won't give up until he sees him.

Gu Yao also knew that he couldn't hide Gu Ziqi all the time, the baby was clingy, and he failed to kill Xu Chang'an yesterday, there will always be a time to meet in the future.

Fortunately, although he can't reveal that he is stupid or fake, it is not difficult to protect Gu Ziqi.

Since Xu Changan wants to see him, let's see him.

If Xu Chang'an had other means to make things happen besides seeing him, then don't blame him for using force to teach Xu Chang'an himself how to keep his own place in the general's mansion.

Gu Yao went to wake Gu Ziqi to wake up, and Xu Chang'an was the only one left in the huge yard.

Xu Changan didn't want to waste it, he ate walnuts and drank tea by himself, and was about to ask someone to guide him to the hall for dinner, when he met Zeng Liai who had returned.

Xu Chang'an said: "Is everything settled?"

Zeng Li said confidently: "Don't worry about small things, there will never be a family to come and make trouble."

Xu Changan thought that he had already settled down, so he didn't ask any more questions.

Now most of the slaves who were dowry were lost, and Zeng Liai also lost three brothers who had played with him since he was a child, so he must feel uncomfortable.

Just as Xu Changan was about to reach out to pat his shoulder, seeing that his shoulder was hurt, he patted his arm instead, "Thank you, go down and bandage it."

Zeng Li's eyes were wide open, and he was almost scared to the knees begging for mercy by Xu Changan's slap, but seeing that Xu Changan was fine, he asked hesitantly, "Third Young Master, have you...have you practiced martial arts in private?"

The clever use of the word "privately" made Xu Changan freeze.

No way……

The original body is the son of the prime minister, and there are so many tricks to abuse people, but he has never practiced martial arts? !

Wasn't yesterday a large-scale gangster scene?

Zeng Li didn't hear the answer, and was afraid of offending the Living Hades, he immediately knelt down and explained: "I don't dare to go beyond the rules, I'm just curious that you are not the most annoying to wield knives and guns, and even drive away the instructor when you practice martial arts. A few, but yesterday...yesterday..."

Xu Chang'an should be thankful that he had provided inspiration from the self-disordered situation, otherwise he really couldn't find an excuse to back up this lie.

"It's fine if you don't mention this matter, but you are in a hurry to receive punishment." Xu Changan threw the finger pulverizer on the ground violently, and established his identity as a vicious man's wife, "You said it was safe, but Gu Yao clearly has superb martial arts skills. If I hadn't learned a thing or two in private, I'm afraid I would have died last night!"

Seeing the instrument of torture, and Xu Changan's words, he automatically made up a scene where Xu Changan failed to teach Gu Yao a lesson, but was almost taught by Gu Yao. You are shocked! Please give me another chance, I will definitely not let you down!"

How dare Xu Chang'an let him act like a monster again, pretending to be sullen and said: "This is the General's Mansion, you are dying? Get out!"

"Yes yes yes..." Zeng Lili hurriedly got up and rolled away.

Xu Changan said again: "Stop."

Zeng Li immediately knelt down.

Xu Chang'an said: "If word of my knowledge of martial arts spreads to other people, your little life will be lost."

Zeng Li hurriedly said: "The little ones must strictly guard their tongues, and never let them talk nonsense everywhere!"

Xu Changan felt relieved, "Go away."

Standing at the corner, Gu Yao listened to their conversation without saying a word, but was quite puzzled by Xu Changan's relieved movement after Zeng Li left.

This appearance is like what Xu Chang'an said just now, it's just a show for Zeng Li.

Do you feel tired when you play your true colors?

Gu Yao didn't understand, nor was he interested in Xu Chang'an.

Xu Chang'an was new here and didn't know his way, but fortunately he met the old man from the morning.

"Aren't you starving?" The old man was hunched over, smiling amiably, "Please come with this old slave."

"Thank you."

Xu Changan walked a little behind him who staggered, and seemed to have a little impression of the old man, "Excuse me, are you Feng Steward?"

The old man said: "The old slave is right."

Xu Changan was instantly awed.

Not for anything else, just because in the original book, this Butler Feng is one of the few good characters.

When Steward Feng was young, his family fell into poverty and he lived on the streets. It was Gu Yao's father who gave him a bun and brought him back to the general's mansion as a slave. He has always kept this kindness in his heart.

After the Gu family suffered a massacre, he, who was lucky enough to escape, turned white overnight. Even if Gu Yao became a fool, he would never leave him and take care of him with all his heart.After the original body married into the general's mansion, he knew that the marriage had wronged the original body, and he also worked hard against the original body's arbitrarily demanding demands.

Until later, he found out that the original body had abused Gu Yao, so he went to the original body to argue in anger, but was beaten to death by the four great kings of Hades.

Having been loyal to the General's Mansion for most of his life, but in the end he failed to have a good ending, Xu Chang'an was really upset when he read the book.

This is the first time that Xu Chang'an is thankful that he came here through a book, and Steward Feng in this life can finally enjoy his old age in peace.

The hall is not far away, just a few corridors away.

When Xu Changan arrived, Gu Yao and Gu Ziqi had already sat down in a row.

Gu Ziqi also saw Xu Changan, and asked childishly, "Brother, who is he?"

Gu Ziqi was young and ignorant, and always mistakenly called his uncle his elder brother. In the past, Gu Yao would correct him, but after Gu Yao became stupid, the seniority between them was completely messed up.

Gu Yao said in a foolish voice, "It must be sister-in-law."

Gu Ziqi blinked his big black eyes and repeated inarticulately: "Dumplings?"

Gu Yao didn't want to admit Xu Changan's identity at all, so he followed Gu Ziqi and said, "Dumplings."

Xu Changan corrected, "It's sister-in-law."

After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but pee pee pee in my heart!What sister-in-law?Even if they become relatives, he is still the one above, and it's almost the same as Gu Yao's sister-in-law.

Gu Ziqi gave a heavy "Yes", "Jiaozi."

Xu Changan: "..."

He really didn't really want to remember a certain saying, but he couldn't help these two fools.

Let's just make do with it, how can we get away with it?

As described in the original book, Gu Ziqi looks really cute, with a round face like a bun, and a chubby body.I really don't know how Yuanshen managed to abuse such a young child.

Xu Chang'an quite liked this little chubby guy, and when he first saw him, he thought of teasing him, "Can I hug you?"

Gu Ziqi opened his hands, "Yes."

Seeing that Xu Changan really bent down to hug Gu Ziqi, the veins in his fist hidden in his sleeve bulged, and by chance, someone brought food, so he quickly put the bowl and chopsticks in Gu Ziqi's hands, interrupting Xu Changan's hand. without any movements, said dully: "Eat."

Gu Ziqi shook his head, "Eat, eat."

Xu Chang'an had no choice but to give up, and reached out to touch Gu Ziqi's fleshy face, but Gu Yao caught him.

Gu Yao said again: "Eat."

Including the time last night, Xu Changan's wrist has already been pinched twice by Gu Yao.

The force was so great that Xu Changan grinned in pain, and immediately sat up on the chair before Gu Yao let him go.

It seems that Gu Yao has retained more than one habit, he should take it easy in the future, otherwise he will lose his hand someday if he fails to keep it neat.