Dressed as a vicious male wife of a foolish god of war

The big shots came and went, and came and went, the general's mansion really became more and more lively.

Xu Chang'an wondered, "Why is the Holy One here?"

"Why," the Holy Majesty walked into the courtyard with a folding fan in hand, "This is Mrs. Gu, you don't welcome me?"

"... Your Majesty's words are serious." Xu Chang'an remembered that His Majesty can move freely in the general's mansion, and quickly corrected his attitude, "My concubine has lost his way, and I hope His Majesty will forgive me."

"I'm visiting in private, and no one knows where I'm going. If you can meet me from a distance, I'm afraid you'll ask me to forgive you." The Holy Majesty didn't argue with him, and went straight to the point, "I heard that you disappeared all night on the hunting festival? The memorials are all piled up high, and I didn't have time to take a look at them, so I'm finally free today, but is there any serious problem?"

Xu Changan knew that he was here to express his favor again, and he cooperated very well, "Thank you for your concern, my concubine is fine. It's just that I forgot to inform the family before going out, so it was a joke."

The Holy One had an indescribable look on his face, "You are so young, how can you be as forgetful as your brothers and sisters-in-law? They haven't returned yet, so don't disappear again."

Xu Changan: "..."

Most of those people are already dead, are you sure this is not cursing me?

"Don't blame me for nagging." The Holy One glanced at Gu Yao who appeared behind Xu Chang'an calmly, "That night, Yong'an City was almost searched up and down, if you can't find you, As the inviter, I'm afraid I can't escape the relationship. Even if it's for me, you have to be more cautious in the future."

Xu Changan was very embarrassed, "The concubine obeys the order."

The Holy Majesty turned the matter over, "It's been a while since I've come, you can walk with me."

What's the point?

Seeing that he seemed to have something to say, Xu Changan agreed.

After leaving the yard and crossing the long corridor, I heard His Majesty say, "Madam Gu, what have I been up to lately?"

Xu Chang'an said: "Busy to approve the memorial?"

The Holy Majesty was silent for a second, "You are humorous."

Xu Changan laughed a few times.

The Holy One followed his words, "Then do you know what kind of memorials I am busy reviewing?"

Xu Changan felt that this was a strange question, how did he know what the Holy One was up to, "I don't know."

The Holy One said: "All the ministers jointly signed a letter to ask Nianzhi to return the tiger talisman."

Xu Changan's footsteps were slightly stagnant.

The Holy Majesty simply stopped, "I have suppressed this batch of memorials countless times, but now that Wei Guo is about to move, I'm afraid I can't suppress it anymore, otherwise I wouldn't have come here on purpose."

Xu Chang'an remembered that Wei State was the enemy country adjacent to Qi State in the original book, and three of the four generals of the Gu family were guarding the land adjacent to Wei State, which shows the strength of their offensive.

Xu Changan unconsciously clenched the corner of his sleeve, "What does His Majesty mean...?"

"The morning court is two days away, you and Nianqian should come here." The Holy Majesty sighed, "This is the latest time I can fight for you, you should prepare in advance."

"But the concubine has nothing to say."

"There is no explanation, but it is also an explanation."

Xu Chang'an didn't understand the meaning of the Holy Majesty, and the Holy Majesty didn't say much, "Do you know what the Tiger Talisman is?"

"I know." Xu Changan took out the trick to fool Xu Guanying, and wanted to take the opportunity to remind the Holy Master Xu Guanying of his ambitions, "My father once asked his concubines to ask General Gu. object."

However, the Holy Majesty only heard his superficial meaning, and he was shocked: "Nianzhi actually told you all this?!"

Xu Changan has already perfected the skill of lying, "It's just a coincidence"

"No, this can't be a coincidence." The Holy Master's eyes changed when he saw him, "No wonder Lan Yushi said that you are so sincere that gold and stone can be opened, and it must have taken a lot of effort in private to gain Nianzhi's trust. Bar."

Xu Changan said that he didn't have time, but his lips were almost broken by kisses, so he guessed it by himself, "The concubine just did her duty."

Probably the Holy Majesty looked at him too bluntly, which caused Gu Yao to be upset, so he simply stepped forward to block between the two of them, completely covering Xu Chang'an.

"Hey, are you still enjoying the taste?" The sage was amused, and didn't bother to provoke Gu Yao, "Since everything that needs to be said has been said, I won't bother people here anymore, today's memorial has not yet been approved."

Xu Changan was about to send the Holy One off, but the Holy One said again: "By the way, since Wu Ya went back, he has been praising you for your superb cooking skills, and frequently compared you with the Imperial Dining Room. If there is a chance someday, how about letting me take a look at you? "

Taste two bites, take two bites, and see what it is, are you stealing?

Xu Chang'an said: "It's my concubine's honor to be able to interest the Holy Majesty."

"Then it's settled." The Holy Majesty saw Xu Guanying not far away, and waved his hand, "If I accidentally forgot the time, your father may have been waiting for a long time, go quickly."

Xu Chang'an really didn't want to face Xu Guanying alone, but Shengshang left in a hurry, and there was nothing to stop him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet.

As soon as he entered the door, before he could speak, Xu Guanying said, "Have you finished reading the scripts that father gave you?"

Xu Changan: "..."

Good guy, I'm afraid you belong to the bomb family, and you are heavy when you speak.

"...I finished reading it." Xu Changan replied slowly, and quickly changed the subject, "Why did father have time to come here today, and brought so many people?"

Behind Xu Guanying, there were seven or eight burly men standing. Those who didn't know it thought he brought someone here to find fault.

Xu Guanying took a sip of tea, avoiding the seriousness, "You mean, dad can't come yet?"

"Father misunderstood." Xu Changan's face was almost stiff because of the smirk, "You can come to see the baby, it's too late for the baby to be happy."

"It's better." Xu Guan gave him a squinting look, and brought the topic back again, "Since I've read the script, is it useful for me to practice it?"

"...Yes." Xu Changan didn't believe this evil anymore, and changed the subject again, "Has father eaten?"

"Eat it." Xu Guan greeted him with a mouthful, and asked him back, "Have you eaten it?"

Xu Changan immediately replied: "I have eaten."

Xu Guanying said again: "Then, have General Gu's medicine been drunk?"

Oh, the old thing still cares about Ah Yao?

Xu Changan felt strange, "I've already drank it."

Xu Guanying said: "Then drink again."

Xu Changan frowned, knowing that this old thing was uneasy and kind, "But the doctor said, you can only take it once a day."

"Father also went to ask the doctor, I'm afraid you didn't use enough measurements, that's why the fool never recovered." Xu Guanying was full of nonsense, "Now, go get him another bowl to drink."

"...Yes." If I had known that Xu Guanying would be looking for trouble, Xu Changan would not ask about the meal, and now he can only find excuses to shirk, "But General Gu doesn't like crowds, he usually drinks in the house."

"Then go back to the house." Xu Guanying stood up, "It's just one more father, so it must be fine."

You are the most redundant!

Xu Chang'an swallowed the words again, so as not to cause unreasonable disasters, "...the child will go now."

Kitchen.

"It's over, it's over..." Xu Changan bit his finger anxiously, his fingertips were almost torn.

Gu Yao couldn't see him hurting himself, so he held his hand and didn't allow him to bite again.

"What should I do, Ah Yao." Xu Changan was in a hurry, his hair was going bald and he couldn't find a suitable substitute, "There is no decoction at all today, where can I find a bowl?"

Gu Yao didn't know either.

He had eaten porridge for a long time, and he only remembered the deliciousness of the porridge. If Xu Guanying hadn't mentioned it, he would have almost forgotten about the decoction.

Xu Changan couldn't count on him, so he looked left and right, looked around, and finally had a flash of inspiration, he had a solution, "I know!"

Gu Yao looked at Xu Changan.

Xu Changan also looked at Gu Yao, "But this way, maybe...you will be wronged."

Wronged?

Gu Yao didn't understand what he meant.

Xu Changan quickly said: "But don't worry, I will reward you afterwards."

Oh, there are rewards, that's easy to say.

Gu Yao recognized it.

So a quarter of an hour later, Xu Changan was carrying a bowl of dark soup and a plate of yellow and orange preserves, followed by Gu Yao, and the two went back to the room together.

Xu Guanying was already sitting inside. Seeing the two of them coming in, he showed displeasure, "Why did it take so long? What did you do?"

Xu Changan said in his heart that you are not being polite, you will stay in the bedroom before the master comes, there are no rules at all.

Pretending to be embarrassed on the face, he said: "The freshly heated soup is a little hot, so it was delayed on the way."

Xu Guan greeted him with his tusk: "Squeamish."

Xu Changan: "..."

Forget it, forget it, you can't spoil yourself for this kind of popularity, it's not worth it.

He pretended not to hear Xu Guanying's dislike, and beckoned Gu Yao to sit down, then put the decoction in front of Gu Yao, "Ah Yao, drink the medicine."

After finishing speaking, thinking of the classic "Da Lang, drink the medicine", I almost couldn't hold back my laughter, fearing that Xu Guanying would make use of it, so I forced myself to hold back.

"Wait a minute." Xu Guanying stopped Gu Yao from picking up the spoon, but he was speaking to Xu Changan, "It's been so long since you married into the general's mansion, and you've read a lot of scriptures, that's how you feed fools medicine ?”

"...What's wrong?" Xu Changan was puzzled.if not?Ah Yao is good at hands and feet, do I still have to feed him with my own hands?

Xu Guanying was even more outrageous than him, "You should feed it yourself."

Xu Changan's eyes widened in shock, "What?!"

Oh?

The corners of Gu Yao's eyes were slightly bent, and he put down the spoon in silence.

This Xu Guanying is interesting.

"Why are you so shocked?" Xu Guanying instructed Xu Changan clearly, "Don't stay so far away, stand up and sit on the fool's lap."

have to.

Xu Chang'an originally thought that all he had to do was accept the large boxes that Xu Guanying sent off, and that Xu Guanying would not and could not come to check the post in a frenzy. A little Xu Guanying will do.

As a result, it now appears that he was relieved too early.

Of course Xu Changan couldn't do this, he wanted to shirk, so he put on Zhang Qingxiu's face and pretended to be reserved, "Father, my son... my son is shy."

It's a pity that Xu Guanying didn't accept his tricks, "Now there is only Dad here, there are no outsiders, so you don't have to be shy."

You are the biggest outsider, okay?

There was no other way, so Xu Changan could only sit stiffly on Gu Yao's lap, like half squatting, trying not to put his own weight on Gu Yao.

Gu Yao stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around his waist, fearing that he would accidentally fall backwards.

"Spread your legs and sit facing each other." Xu Guanying personally instructed him, "I've already had intercourse, so what else is there to hide?"

Everyone in Xu Chang'an was dumbfounded.

Not to mention that he and Gu Yao have never done that kind of thing, even if they did, there is no need to do that in front of outsiders, what does it look like?

Xu Guanying narrowed his eyes, "Or, are you lying to Dad, you didn't read the story, and the room was fine?"

"...how dare the child lie to the father." Xu Changan gritted his teeth, and sat on Gu Yao's body according to Xu Guanying's request. His face was blushing, and he did not dare to look at Gu Yao. "Is this okay?"

okay.

Gu Yao enjoyed it very much.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-09-1618:43:57~2021-09-1818:43:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of flower gravel and salted fish basking in the sun; starry night imprint~﹃~5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!