The little rascal and his gentleman boyfriend

"I just captured a few demons, and captured a few more demons, why are there so many monsters..."

The cell phone rang suddenly, startling Song Qiao, and seeing the passers-by looking at him, he felt a burst of embarrassment.He looked at the culprit beside him, and said angrily: "I said Fu Nian, you have changed your mobile phone by more than a dozen, and the ringtone is still the same. It's already 2020, don't you feel silly?"

"Go, go, I'm good at this." Fu Nian pointed to the cartoon avatar on the phone screen, and said with a smile: "The cp I just found in the game two days ago has a very nice loli voice. It's only been a few days since 'Husband Husband' has been called, you kid should be envious."

Song Qiao curled his lips, glanced at Fu Nian's lower body, and said, "Envy you for the gun you haven't sharpened so far?"

"Go away! I've been among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf has touched my body. It's not like you've been thinking about that all day long, so I'm going to criticize you."

As Fu Nian spoke, he connected the phone, turned on the speakerphone, and said, "Hey, baby, what a big meeting this is, and you miss me again."

"Husband, I have knelt down in a single row for seven consecutive times, and I have fallen from the king to the star, blah blah."

The sweet female voice made Song Qiao get goosebumps all over his body. He rubbed his arms quickly and let out a disgusted 'Huh'.

Fu Nian kicked him on the buttocks and silently said 'Get out'.

"What, Xingyao is gone, it's okay, I'll help you get it back tomorrow."

"Husband, Diao Chan's new skin will be launched tomorrow. I just watched the special effects. It's very gorgeous. I like it very much."

"The new skin feels bad, not as good as that 288 exotic dancer, and the special effects are gaudy, not advanced at all. When she optimizes it, I will buy it for you."

"Husband, they just like it, and my best friend and her boyfriend said he would definitely buy it for her. You don't care about money, do you?"

"No, how is it possible, isn't it only more than 100 yuan, baby, it hurts my heart to say that."

"I knew my husband loved me the most, right?"

"kisses!"

"Then husband, you have fun, I will play games for a while."

"Success, you can play, I'll hang up."

Fu Nian hung up the phone, shook the phone triumphantly, and said, "How about it, isn't this voice really nice?"

Song Qiao looked at him strangely, and asked, "Fu Nian, have you met this Loliyin?"

"Not yet, what's wrong?"

"Has the video ever been?"

"No, what on earth are you trying to say, can you be quicker, and be like a bitch."

"I can assure you that your game cp is definitely a big guy."

"Such an authentic loli voice, you tell me that he is a man? Could it be that you can't eat grapes, so you can just say grapes are sour." Fu Nian said, putting his arm on Song Qiao's shoulder, like that Obviously unbelief.

"Just him? Talking with a chrysanthemum in between, huh!" Thinking of the voice just now, Song Qiao trembled, and said, "Fu Nian, I'm also drunk with your aesthetics."

Fu Nian slapped Song Qiao on the head and said, "Everyone has their own favorites. It's okay if you don't like them, but please don't hurt them!"

"Hey, I have a bad temper!" Song Qiao slapped Fu Nian's arm away, and said unconvinced, "I'm going to compete with you today. If you make a video call to him, I guarantee that he will never dare catch."

"Then what if he dares to take it?"

"If he's a woman, I'll stand upside down and eat shit!" Song Qiao couldn't control his volume when he got excited, and attracted many curious eyes.

Fu Nian laughed aloud, and said, "Success, you said this, you can't go back on your word."

"Don't worry, I, Song Qiao, always keep my word." Song Qiao patted his chest with a determined look, and continued, "Then if he's not a woman, what should you do?"

"If she is not a woman, then I will treat you tonight on the Starry Night."

"Success, it's a deal!" Song Qiao urged, "Call him quickly."

Fu Nian found CP's WeChat, clicked on the video call, but was hung up before hearing the sound.

"How about it? Let me tell you he doesn't dare to pick it up." Song Qiao looked at Fu Nian proudly, and said, "Let's go, Starry Night, brother Fu will pay for it tonight."

"She just said that she wanted to play a game. She must be in the game, so she just hung up immediately. This doesn't mean that she is not a girl. You kid is too happy."

"You still don't believe me. Give me his WeChat ID and game account, and I'll let you take a good look at his true face in Mount Lu."

Fu Nian looked at Song Qiao suspiciously, and said, "You don't mean to cut off the beard."

"Just like him, I don't even want to give it away for nothing." Song Qiao snatched Fu Nian's mobile phone impatiently, and while storing the number, said angrily: "You said you are usually a smart guy, why did you involve a girl?" Yes, my brain is flooding. Do you still remember the last time you fell in love with someone online? A 40-year-old aunt almost ate you up in the hotel."

Fu Nian raised his hand and slapped him again, and said, "'Expose people without revealing their faults', if you bring this up again, I will break up with you!"

"That's right, you just bullied and bullied me. I really owed you in my previous life." Song Qiao looked around, found a step and sat down.

Fu Nian followed, sat next to him, and asked curiously, "What are you doing, kid?"

"Of course it made him show his original shape."

"Damn it! You actually have a female number! 'Cat Girl', damn it, can you be any more disgusting?" Fu Nian rubbed his arms and distanced himself from Song Qiao.

"This female number is used to trick you stupid straight men into getting me higher points. I didn't get anyone to give me a skin, and I didn't cheat anyone's feelings. I have a bottom line in life."

Fu Nian said with a look of contempt: "I grew up naked with you, why didn't I realize where your bottom line is?"

"That's not because I let you, otherwise who would have been brothers with you for so many years." Song Qiao handed the phone to Fu Nian and said, "Look, this addition will pass, and you still look like a baby." of."

Fu Nian said stiffly, "That must be because of the female number you use."

"A dead duck with a hard mouth." Song Qiao sent a message to the other party using the downloaded voice, "Brother, can you play games with me?"

"You... Fuck, where did you get that voice?"

"There are so many voice packs like this on the Internet, even some treasures can buy them, so what's the fuss about it. You are addicted to games every day, you don't even know about this."

"I'm addicted to games, not perverts." Now Fu Nian is beginning to wonder whether the game cp who calls him 'husband' is as big a pickpocket as Song Qiao.

"Responded to the message." Song Qiao leaned towards Fu Nian, letting him watch them chat.

"Little sister, she is also a girl."

Song Qiao didn't use his voice anymore, but typed: "Really? I thought you were so good, so I thought you were your little brother. It's a pity that you can't form a cp with me."

Fu Nian frowned and said, "If you say that, isn't this a scandal?"

Song Qiao said firmly: "As far as my bright V8 logo is concerned, it can't be yellow. Look, there's another message."

"Little sister wants to form a cp. I know a lot of little brothers who are King of Glory. Let me introduce you."

Song Qiao replied again: "Okay, but I want a handsome one."

"No problem, I will send you his account number right away, and you can add him as a friend."

"Hey, thank you sister." Song Qiao looked at Fu Nian and said firmly, "I'm sure it must be his tuba number that he sent over."

Fu Nian didn't speak this time, but looked at his phone.

Seeing this, Song Qiao couldn't help but asked, "I said you're really tempted, kid?"

"How is it possible? We've only known each other for a few days. He sent it over, so hurry up and add it."

Song Qiao looked at Fu Nian suspiciously, entered the nickname sent by the other party, and added him as a friend.Song Qiao opened the opponent's hero pool, compared the common heroes of the two accounts, showed it to Fu Nian, and said, "Look, it's almost exactly the same, this is definitely his big name."

"Little sister, I heard from my friend that you want to form a cp, do you think I can make it?"

Song Qiao looked at Fu Nian and asked, "Is there any need to continue?"

Fu Nian said angrily, "Talk to him, and I will fight back with fire. Find out which onion he is!"

"Come on, in order to avenge you, I will break through the bottom line today."

Song Qiao replied: "That depends on how powerful my brother is. Let's play a game first."

Song Qiao played three games with the opponent, and the opponent rubbed his skin three times, as if he was addicted, and wanted to play another game, but Song Qiao refused.

"Don't fight?"

"I want to see if my brother is handsome, can you give me my WeChat account?"

"Okay, I'll send it to you right now."

Fu Nian looked at the same WeChat account, turned on his mobile phone, and saw that the profile picture of the original loli turned into a handsome guy, and the gender on the profile changed to male.He said angrily: "Damn it, so blatant!"

Fu Nian wanted to call the other party, but found that the number had been blocked, and his face was livid with anger.

Song Qiao looked at him amusedly, and said, "Is it worth it for you to be so angry for such a scumbag?"

Fu Nian said angrily: "You know what! He not only lied to my feelings, but also lied to me 500 yuan."

Song Qiao was a little surprised, and said, "Five hundred? Since when did you become so generous?"

Fu Nian lost his parents when he was very young, and has been living with his grandfather. Although his life is poor, it is peaceful.Later his grandfather passed away, leaving nothing but the old house.In order to make a living, Fu Nian dropped out of high school before finishing high school, but he has no education and has never found a decent job. Now he only works as a substitute driver and delivers food. All he earns is hard money, so he is usually very frugal , even a little stingy.It is his favorite game, and he rarely recharges money, at most he buys the cheapest skin. 500 yuan is not a small amount for him, it is his food expenses for half a month.

Fu Nan became more and more angry when he thought about it, and said: "You add him, video with him, if you don't get the money back, this matter will never end!"

"Okay, if he dares not to pay back the money, let's put him online." Song Qiao entered the other party's WeChat account, quickly passed the friend application, and directly clicked on the video call to call.