After turning the cute attack into a Tyrannosaurus

The vendor cursed and demanded the blond orc to bring out the items for exchanging bacon. The blond orc had only a small kawaii animal skin on his body, and it had been waiting for his wife to come home alone in the cave for more than a month. After flying across the sea for more than ten days, the Guye language, which was not good at first, can only be understood barely at all, and it is impossible to communicate with the merchant normally.

So, the peddler watched the beauty keep opening her mouth, but couldn't speak, the melancholy look on her face was really pitiful to me.

Too good looking, always comes with soft-hearted skills, so that the merchant can't continue to scold at the end, waving his hand to let it go.

The blond orc was unwilling to leave. In fact, it didn't want to apologize, but just wanted to ask the man if he had seen his wife, but before it finished brewing, he became impatient, but he insisted on asking the words out. People tangled up in front of the bacon stand.

When the sky gradually brightened, more and more people came out to go to the market. From afar, I saw a blond orc standing like a landmark among a group of short winter melons. The elders swarmed over and were dragged home one by one by the daughter-in-law. , leaving only a group of salivating bachelors.

"Don't look, this is a man!" After the merchant yelled, the bachelors were heartbroken.

The self-ashamed girls around rushed in in an instant, unceremoniously lifted up the little fur of the blond orc, and exclaimed in surprise: "Really! Really!"

The blond-haired orc also knows how to be shy. Why do these females always lift their skirts?

But as a dragon finch, they have a sense of crisis that has been lacking for females for thousands of years, and they even try to tolerate females of other races. As long as the other party is not aggressive, it will not have the idea of ​​violence. Just still want to inquire about the whereabouts of his wife.

Finally, it finally squeezed out a word from its memory: "Wife?"

The female men were petrified collectively when they heard the words, and paused for two seconds, and the crowd uttered a chorus of shouts in unison—"Hey! Husband!"

The blond orc was submerged in the flowers for a moment, and was finally dragged home by the burliest female man...

**

A brand new day has begun, and He Anyao happily tells stories and sings to Dandan, massages her little paws and chubby legs, feeds Dandan, breastfeeds Dandan, and breastfeeds Dandan (the proportion of breastfeeding is too high, hey! )...

Put the bottle together and you can circle the earth fifty times (roll!).

One gram of soul stone can be mixed with [-]ml of milk. He Anyao calculated carefully. According to the food intake of Eggy, [-] grams of soul stone can be drunk for at least one year. According to ancient books, there are only three to twelve lactation periods for dragonfinch. Moon, sure enough to drink!

Originally thought that relying on the bounty given by the queen, he would be able to live a beautiful retirement life from now on, but unexpectedly something unexpected happened——

Eggy will crawl... This is the beginning of He Anyao's nightmare!

Although Eggy can't stand firm with two chubby legs, but with two small meaty claws and using both hands and feet, it can move tremblingly.

Don't underestimate it because it can only move at a turtle speed of "two centimeters per hour". This is the most troublesome thing for He Anyao - this little thing crawls very slowly, but if you don't pay attention, it will Find out it's no longer where it used to be!

This kind of thing happens once or twice a day, He Anyao rummages through boxes and chests and crawls under the bed, and finally fishes it out from a smelly boot or a pile of animal skins.

Sometimes she can search for hours but cannot find it, and He Anyao's hair is almost turning gray, so she can only throw it in a very deep den so that it cannot crawl out.

But this guy is very active, if it is not allowed to crawl, it will scream pitifully, and stare at He Anyao with watery eyes, as if it has been heartbroken...

There is no way, in order to find out why Eggy suddenly "shifted in space", He Anyao gnawed through all the parts about dragonfinch in all ancient books. Unfortunately, the abnormal behavior of different dragonfinch in childhood is different. Related to their natural fighting types, the behaviors listed in the book do not include testicles.

He Anyao was very nervous, and there was no way to go on like this. When she wrapped her balls in her balls and went to the suburbs to bask in the sun every day, she didn't dare to let go of her hands.

She once put her balls on the bed, trying to find the law of its transfer, but every time she waited for several hours, the balls disappeared very suddenly, even if she stared at it without blinking, once the transfer happened, the balls were almost gone. It disappeared out of thin air, and it will appear in other corners of the bed, still crawling crookedly and slowly...

He Anyao collapsed.

Thea put her hand on He Anyao's shoulder and said comfortingly, "Don't worry, master, after a while, it will be able to understand its own name, and it will come back when you call it."

He Anyao: "How long will it take?"

Thea: "Not necessarily, Maomao understands it at one and a half years old, but it doesn't run around, at most it sleeps on chicken legs in the cabinet."

This sentence gave He Anyao a lot of inspiration. She regained her confidence. Every time she nursed, she kept yelling "Dandan". Reaction.

What made her even more excited was that soon after, every time Eggy ran away, whenever she heard her call her name, she would crawl towards her!

But it crawled very slowly, and it took half an hour to appear in He Anyao's sight.That's right, it can suddenly crawl to other places within 0.01 second, but it can't come back at the same speed. It seems that it can't control its sudden transfer, and the transfer happens with some kind of instinctive randomness.

In the process of running in with it, He Anyao gradually discovered a pattern—the transfer of the egg is similar to the vibration frequency before it can't crawl, as if subconsciously training her own talent.

After the problem of getting lost was basically solved, this little guy soon brought a new "surprise" to He An Yao——

When Eggy was almost nine months old, she started to be aggressive...

It seems to have a very sensitive perception of the emotions of the outside world. Every time He Anyao "little darling baby" coaxes the balls, Thea will always get angry. When Eggy develops a little hostility...

Eggy will struggle to get out of He Anyao's arms, and when it is thrown on the ground, it will try very hard to stand upright with its two chubby legs, trembling and unable to stand still, and insisting on facing Thea's direction , making a threatening sound of snoring and snoring, and sometimes the eyes can "gas" into dark red, which will not change back for a long time.

Thea was so threatened by this little thing that she couldn't laugh or cry, and felt cute in her heart, so she knelt down and reached out to stroke Dandan's bald head.

Eggy is a cub who doesn't hold grudges very much. After being petted, she usually can't remember what she was doing the last second, and can only flick her tail to express that she wants to drink milk.

He Anyao wanted to hear Dandan call her mother for a while, but every time she shook her ball to make it "call her mother", Maomao and Thea would show very blank expressions. They both called their master, why did they let her Eggy calling mom?

In order not to make the discriminatory treatment too serious, He Anyao could only explain that Eggy was her child raised for the Queen.

But this is not suitable as a reason to call her "Mom", after that He Anyao can only teach Dandan to call "Yaoyao".

Although Eggy still only calls "Aang Ang", He Anyao feels that it recognizes people, because it will wag its tail every time it hears "Yaoyao", and hum along with He Anyao when it sings.

He Anyao is not very good at singing nursery rhymes, so she always chooses quieter and less difficult songs for it to listen to. When she hears the singing, Mao Mao and Xiao Mi, who are frolicking in the distance, will come back and lie comfortably around He Anyao— —

"That laughter reminds me of my flowers.

In my life, every corner is quietly open for me.

I used to think that I would always be by your side.

Today we have already left and are in the vast sea of ​​people.

……

Where are they, we are like this, going to the end of the world.

lah... miss her...

Lah... is she still driving..."

The only song that He Anyao remembers more lyrics is "Those Flowers". When she sang it, she didn't think it was a sad song.

Eggy is very happy when listening to the song, and will hum along with it, Xiao Mi will take a nap quietly, and Sia will start to fight with Mao Mao because of her out-of-tune singing (you can also say start beating Mao Fat), The nimble Mao Pang can always bounce back and forth to avoid attacks just like a real basketball...

"There are some stories that haven't been told yet, so forget it.

Those emotions, in the years, have been difficult to distinguish between true and false.

Now here, weeds are overgrown and there are no flowers.

Fortunately, in the past, I had your spring and autumn, winter and summer...

la... miss her

They have been, blown away by the wind,

Novel Junyang: Four Five Seven Nine Three Four Nine Two Lu

Scattered across the sky..."

Thea: "Let the master sing alone!"

Fatty Mao sang to Thea at the top of his voice: "La la la la la ~ miss her!"

Thea clenched her fist: "Fatty, don't run away!"

Mao Pang bounced back and forth like a basketball, and continued to lose his voice shamelessly: "La la la la la~ Is she still driving?"

He Anyao looked at them and giggled, held up Eggy to tease it and said, "Maomao can sing, if Eggy can't sing, I don't want you~"

"Ang!" Eggy flicked her tail, trying to hum as if she understood.

He Anyao was so amused by Dandan's serious imitation, she clapped her hands together, and tickled Dandan "gejigeji".

"Angangangangangangangangang!" Dandan fought back and got into He Anyao's arms, using her little claws to block her!

"Hahahahaha...no more! Eggy hahahaha..." He Anyao raised her hands in surrender.

It will be the happiest thing if you can watch it grow up like this.

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiaosiwen, Jiajia for the mines, and dd for the rocket launcher, thank you everyone who has been insisting on spreading flowers, the credits for this article are all your credit (^з^)