The Heavenly Dao of Red Mansions was traversed

Hua Xiren was spitting white foam from the mouth like a goat, lying on the ground and twitching.Some of the people present who were not calm had already yelled for a doctor.

The third master curled his lips and stopped those who wanted to go to the doctor.Then Hua Xiren continued to pretend to be epileptic, went straight to the child and squatted down, looking at the child with a smile.

Ye Li glanced disdainfully at Hua Xiren rolling on the ground, thinking how to expose a woman and get rid of her.

Ye Li was an old revolutionary in his previous life. He lived to be more than 70 years old. Although he was no longer a high-ranking official, if he was looking for someone to do something in their place, the county magistrate and township chief would call him an old leader.In the last days, his sons and daughters returned to his side and performed their last filial piety. The moment Ye Li closed his eyes, he felt that he had no regrets in his life. My wife is gone.

Who knew that just as he looked at his transparent body and believed in the existence of souls in this world, he saw a horse face in a white suit and a tauren in a black Adidas tracksuit floating in front of him with his favorite photo .At that time, Ye Li had only one thought in his mind: my Marx, Lenin and Deng Xiaoping!My scientific knowledge is modern productivity!

Not calmly, he was led by the bull-headed horse-faced man wearing black and white impermanence clothes across the Naihe Bridge and into the Palace of the King of Hell, listening to the judge holding a book of life and death that was many times thicker than the Oxford dictionary, reciting his life's merits and demerits, during the Anti-Japanese War Growing up, Ye Li, who went to the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, gradually calmed down, and felt that he had a clear conscience for the rest of his life.

The judge's final conclusion was: Zeng Jin defended the country and made meritorious service to the country. Later, he served the people and had affection for the people.But he also made some small and big mistakes, and his merits outweighed his mistakes. I asked him whether he wanted to be a part-time official in the underworld or continue to reincarnate.He wanted to stay in the underworld for a while, but before he could say anything, a black vortex suddenly appeared and sucked him in...

Ye Li is not a modern middle-school youth, and he has never read time-traveling novels, but when a certain time-traveling TV series hit a certain station, the old man still accompanied his granddaughter to watch one or two episodes.Thanks to the granddaughter's "careful teaching", when the old leader knew that he was in a woman's belly, a word that he once heard from his granddaughter flashed in his head: fetal penetration.

The old man was shocked.After the shock, Ye Li, who accepted that she became a fetus, began to understand the family she was going to be born into intermittently through a layer of belly, and then Sparta.

This is actually the Rongguo Mansion in Dream of the Red Chamber!His father turned out to be Jia Baoyu!

Ye Li is different from most ordinary people who were born as fighters. He was born as a student and studied before becoming a soldier.In those days, people like "Dream of Red Mansions" and so on, none of them hadn't read it.

Ye Li especially didn't like Jia Baoyu in it, but he couldn't help sighing when he saw Lin Daiyu, who would have thought that he would become Jia Baoyu's son in this life, and even if his mother wasn't Lin Daiyu, she wasn't even Xue Baochai!But a Hua Xiren who was born as a servant!

It's not that Ye Li looks down on inferiors. He was born in the People's Liberation Army, the Liberation Army, and the Army, so there is no concept of superiors and subordinates.It's just that since he was not born, what Hua Xiren did made him disgusted. After she was born, Ye Li wanted to die again and go back to the Palace of Hades as soon as possible!

Ye Li was still thinking about how to expose Hua Xiren, a shadow enveloped him.Looking up reflexively, he saw the handsome young man looking at him with a smile.

Ye Li was innocent on the surface, but in his heart he was reversed.He knew that the beautiful young man in front of him was Jia Huan, and Ye Li had not been in vain for the past few years since he came to this world. He originally thought that since God wanted him to be reincarnated and be a human again, he would live a good life.But soon he discovered that this world was not the "Dream of Red Mansions" he knew at all. In addition, he was still young and had the big hind legs of Hua Xiren, the old man almost burst into tears...

'How does it feel to be reincarnated without drinking Mengpo soup?Isn't it nice to have a big soul in a small shell? '

The clear voice appeared out of thin air in his head, Ye Li was surprised and immediately calmed down, still maintaining his innocent face.

Seeing that the other party didn't react much, the third master stroked his chin and thought for a while, then smiled and said a few words to Ye Li:

"2008 Olympic Games, 2012 Mayan prophecy?"

Not only did Ye Li's eyes widen, even Sun Shaozu, who came to the wedding with Yingchun, was shocked.Others don't know what the third master is talking about, but those who passed through them are very clear!

Shi Dongxiao was already able to calmly hehe in his heart, otherwise, what should I do, this red building is like a sieve~~~

The third master saw that the other party finally had a reaction, and turned on the strange mode with a smile.

"Little friend, look at your mother smoking there, I'm afraid you will have to smoke for a while, uncle will accompany you to talk, wait for your mother to finish smoking, okay?"

The third master smiled like a trafficker who abducts and sells children, thinking in his heart that Hua Xiren wants to pretend, how can he not let her pretend?Simply, this kid looked pretty good in his previous life, and he must be right in this life. It just so happens that Lin Daiyu and Sun Xiuhan cannot have children, and this little guy wants to get rid of Hua Xiren. If the two parties are interested, he will do it Why not do something nice?

Although Hua Xiren was lying on the ground pretending to be sick, his attention was always on the Sun family and the Jia family.Seeing the third master talking with his little bastard, he was shocked at first, but then he felt relieved.

Hua Xiren sneered in his heart: If you want to use a little bastard to threaten the old lady, it depends on whether the old lady is willing or not!If it weren't for this little bastard, even if he left the Jia family, it would not be impossible for him to marry a good family with his good looks.Later, if she didn't think that she could use the little bastard to win the sympathy of Jia's family and get more money, she would have sold this thing that can only eat but not cook! How could she stay by her side and hurt herself! Talking little mute!

Hua Xiren mocked Jia Huan's stupidity in her heart, but she didn't want the reality to give her a big slap, and slapped her face hard.

After the third master said these two words, Ye Li's brain immediately started to run at high speed.People who have lived their whole lives have experienced great storms, and have seen a lot of people and things, and they still have the ability to see people.Although he was surprised that he couldn't see through the young man in front of him, he could get the following information from the young man's initiative to reveal his own information:

[-]. If you can talk about your own soul, the young man has great abilities, and he is likely to be a legendary fairy.

[-]. The boy's two words just now are telling himself that he also came from modern times, at least he has experienced the Olympic Games, and there is a sense of wanting to recognize each other.

Third, since the other party has expressed goodwill, that is to say, they can cooperate.Such capable people, if they have the opportunity to make friends, fools will give up!

Combining the above points, the leader Ye Lao, who was wearing the skin of a small pot friend, quickly put on a timid and wronged look, and responded to the call of the third master children's shoes.

"What does the handsome uncle want to say? I can't talk nonsense, or my mother will sell me out."

Ye Li deliberately pretended to be scared and peeked at Hua Xiren, her voice seemed to be trembling with fright, although the voice was small enough for the people walking by him to hear clearly.

Hua Xiren, who was lying on the ground just now, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over, stopped suddenly, and stared at Ye Li in disbelief: Isn't this little bastard dumb?How can you speak?Still speaking so smartly and clearly?

For a one- or two-year-old child, the vocal ray has already developed almost.Although most children can't speak coherently at this age, Ye Li is not a real child after all.The reason why Hua Xiren thought he was dumb was because Ye Li had absolutely no desire to speak in front of her.He was afraid of attacking Hua Hua, so he vomited before opening his mouth.

The third master was very satisfied with Ye Li's cooperation, and before Hua Xiren could move, he continued to ask:

"What's your name? Why did your mother sell you?"

Ye Li tried hard to squeeze out two tears, and said in a trembling voice:

"I...I don't have a name, my mother always calls me a little bastard...my mother often said that she would cheat the Jia family's money when no one was around, and scolded my father why he didn't die early , It’s all my fault, I regret that I wanted to make a fortune from Jia’s family, and didn’t sell me, otherwise she would have married a good family a long time ago... Uncle, what is a fortune ?”

The innocent child's watery eyes looked at the third master in a daze, and the corner of the third master's mouth twitched indistinctly, thinking that it would be a pity that this old boy would not become an actor.

Others' hearts were complicated. Looking at the child's ignorant look, and listening to what the child said, everyone's eyes on Hua Xiren changed. There is nothing they don't understand!

As soon as Ye Li finished speaking, Hua Xiren, who was still lying down, suddenly sat up from the ground, with red eyes, and rushed towards Ye Li ferociously, as if she wanted to eat her own son.Halfway, he was grabbed by Sun Shaozu and thrown aside.Even so, she still cursed:

"You little bastard! What nonsense! If you talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth off! You bastard, you shouldn't have been born in the first place..."

"Yo~, you're not sick anymore~?"

Shi Dongxiao came out to ask a question at the right time, and gave Hua Xiren a condescending and mocking look.Hua Xiren's cursing voice stopped abruptly.

No, Hua Xiren, who was still twitching on the ground just now, doesn't look like he suddenly fell ill at this time, his vigor is comparable to that of shrews scolding each other in the street!The tenderness, charm, pear blossoms and rain at the beginning all disappeared.

Ye Li pretended to be frightened and shivered a few times.

Everyone present had clear expressions on their faces, and some of them who were in a hurry to find a doctor even glared at Hua Xiren.

Hua Xiren was stunned for a moment, knowing that she couldn't pretend anymore, so she just pretended to faint on the ground and couldn't get up, but it was not that easy.

Jia Baoyu also heard what Ye Li said just now.He was being suppressed, and he had already calmed down slowly.Now, after hearing Ye Li's words, he muttered 'why didn't he die early' in his mouth, after chanting a few words, as if he was suddenly stimulated, he broke away from the person who was pressing him explosively, and threw himself on Hua Xiren .

Jia Baoyu strangled Hua Xiren's neck frantically, and yelled:

"You lied to me too! You said you would live with me with your child, and you said you would take care of me! You lied to me too!"

No matter how weak Jia Baoyu was, he was still a man. Hua Xiren's face was flushed from being pinched by him, and his tongue stuck out.Seeing that someone was about to die, the others quickly pulled the two of them apart.

Jia Baoyu, who was held back, was still trying to hit Hua Xiren, but Hua Xiren took a few steps back shaking his body, stroking his aching neck and coughing non-stop.

Just when there was a commotion, the loud crying drew everyone's attention back.

"Wow wow wow..."

Ye Li rubbed his eyes red when no one was paying attention, trying to make himself look like a child who was scared and burst into tears.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I went out to find strange things about my uncle's kiss... woo woo woo...don't hit me... mother, don't kill me, don't hit me with a cane... ...whoa whoa whoa..."

Ye Li made herself cry as much as she could.Lin Daiyu had already lifted her veil and was watching the play, but now she couldn't bear to see the child crying and out of breath, so she pulled the child to her side to comfort her.

The others looked at the crying child out of breath, and then at the horrified Hua Xiren, their expressions suddenly became subtle.