Emerald Grapefruit

You Hexuan lazily said: "Don't shout, the prince is sitting in Burma, what kind of prince am I?"

Brother Hong asked, "Are you here alone?"

"Pandas and camels went to smoke. The hospital bans smoking, which can suffocate them." You Hexuan said, "A broken hand is not a broken foot. Why do you want them to accompany you?"

"Recently, you've been making a lot of noise lately? Do you want to stand on your own? You're not afraid that the old man will cut you off."

You Hexuan said with a smile: "Don't dare, but I can't rely on the old man for the rest of my life. I have nothing to do with his son, why don't you like me to do something of my own?"

"Beautiful thinking." Brother Hong looked contemptuous, "The little prince wants to take you under his command. I'm not afraid of dying. If you want me to say, the child should either not have children or have more children. A baby will grow into a fool." It's all over."

You Hexuan said indifferently: "Let's talk about him, as long as the old man is not confused. The market is so big, he still thinks that he can occupy everything? The old man doesn't even dare to think about it. I'm always an outsider, what do they like." I made a phone call and called the panda and camel back.

The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes don't care about trifles, but Brother Hong came here empty-handed.Pandas and camels remember to bring some fruit, so that they can grind their teeth in non-smoking places.Brother Hong couldn't help laughing and said: "The three of you really obey the rules. Close the door and smoke, and then open the window to breathe."

The panda hurriedly waved his hands: "Don't, I'm afraid that Tai Sui will miss me. Our family's Tai Sui has a very good nose, especially the eldest, I'm afraid that a little bit of smoke will suffocate others."

"Get out," You Hexuan scolded with a smile, "Yuzi is so talkative, at most she's just unhappy."

Mentioning Yu Wenyou, Brother Hong wondered, "Huh? Someone? After tossing and turning, you still haven't got it?"

"I'm going back to cook." You Hexuan said with a bit of color.

Brother Hong simply felt that his brains were not enough: "I said what the hell are you doing? That is the territory of the Butterfly Gang, right? You fell out with their boss? They rebelled themselves? Impossible!"

You Hexuan said awkwardly: "Mistake."

Brother Hong raised his eyebrows: "Yo, what's the mistake? Tell me to be happy."

One word reminded the panda: "That's right, boss, you haven't explained it to us yet. You promised to scare us, why did you get hurt so badly? Did the Butterfly Gang really do it?"

How could You Hexuan have the nerve to say that?Oh, it was originally agreed to find a few little rascals to scare them, and play a horror movie with petty people, but the little rascals didn't understand the meaning, and almost came to the truth?Shame is not shame!What's more, he also had some inexplicable emotions in his heart. At first, he only wanted to get Yu Wenyou, but the moment the iron rod fell, he almost instinctively blocked it. After blocking it, he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.If he still had the heart to act when the glass was broken, he was really anxious later.I dare not imagine what would happen if I hit Yu Wenyou, a frail scholar, with a stick!Unless he is really in danger, even if he is given another choice, he will still choose protection.Fighting geese all day long and being pecked and blinded by geese, isn't it a mistake?worry!

Brother Hong laughed when he saw You Hexuan's constipated expression: "Tangyu, Tangyu, are you 35 this year? When you encounter love, your mind goes back 20 years! Could you do such a **** thing when you were 15?"

Camel God made up his sword: "No! I was slapped to death by the old man."

Brother Hong thumped his leg and laughed loudly: "I really want to talk to my buddies! Hahahahaha!"

"Hehe," You Hexuan sneered, "Go and see who believes in you."

"Cut, it's really boring." Brother Hong lost interest after being poured with a basin of cold water, and no one believed him when he said it, so he had to return to the topic just now, "Then what? Is Wenxiang nephrite pregnant? Then little brother Yu The only thing that says 'I am a good citizen' is not written on his face, you are not afraid of scaring people to death. I think he is very honest, what kind of tricks are you playing? Do you have to follow the abducted person with you life and death? Do evil and do evil Ah You!"

You Hexuan said dejectedly: "You also know that I am a good citizen written on his face. I won't make him feel at ease. If he wants to know about me, it will be strange if he doesn't run away."

"Run? Catch him back and break his leg, let's see if he dares." Brother Hong said disapprovingly.

The panda laughed: "Then we have to wait until the boss loses his memory and can't remember who he is before he can do it. Now... If someone wants to run away, the boss may give him a ride. He hates those soldiers so much. For Brother Yu, Let the company commander take his house for a stroll as if it was his own back garden. Let me tell you, Brother Hong, our boss is infatuated! It’s almost the same time as Huang Taiji and Hai Lanzhu!"

"Pfft!" Brother Hong laughed and thumped You Hexuan's bed, "Hahahaha, don't stop me, I'm going to write a thank you letter to the crew of "The Concubine of the Qing Dynasty", hahaha, the metaphor of a panda Absolutely!"

"Enough!" You Hexuan said very unhappy, "How many of you?"

Brother Hong said very seriously: "As for it, it's rare to see the old fox suffer. You said you are self-torturing, and it would be great to find someone from our circle. It took so much effort. But you are really an old fox, do you know what they say? Love beauty I don’t love Jiangshan. The little prince is very proud. You are really self-deprecating and loving. You can kill two birds with one stone. My buddy will convince you.”

You Hexuan didn't answer, it was within his plan.The old man must have been disappointed with him, but his son, A Dong, was really not okay.He could see clearly that the old man was getting old, his past killing decisions were gone, and he started to soften his heart and protect his son.Not to mention the long ones, just go back ten years and kill that stupid bastard.But there's nothing wrong with it, he thanked the old man for his kindness in nurturing, and if he guarded against him, it would be a big deal to set up another mountain.There has never been two tigers in the same mountain, if the old man is gone, the people below will be divided into two factions, one will subdue him and the other will protect his weaknesses.Why bother, in a real fight, the country that the old man brought down must be handed over to others.A Dong is stupid, he can't be stupid.It's just that it's not for outsiders. I didn't expect Brother Hong to guess right.Raising eyebrows, it's nothing to guess, he reasoned, and he wasn't afraid to tell anyone.

As expected, Brother Hong no longer cared about his family's mess, and only asked, "Do you want to deal with the Butterfly Gang?"

"No need, I didn't give my real name at that time. I deserve it, and make people laugh at me if I make a fuss." You Hexuan felt that there was no need to worry about trivial matters.

"Hehe, the prime minister's belly can hold a boat." Brother Hong just flattered him casually. His relationship with You Hexuan hadn't reached the point of life and death, so he didn't care about so much shit.

Once the matter was finalized, the topic of several people naturally turned to business.After chatting for more than an hour without knowing it, Yu Wenyou came again with a food box.Seeing Brother Hong, I was stunned for a moment, I only thought it looked familiar, but I couldn't remember where I saw it.

Brother Hong caught a glimpse of Yu Wenyou earlier, and immediately changed his expression, smiling gently and amiably: "Brother Yu brought dinner to Brother You? What delicious food did you cook?"

Pandas and camels really worship Brother Hong's face-changing skills to the extreme. How the hell are you able to switch from bandit to Confucian businessman in an instant?Open some bar, become an actor, and keep the best actor.

Yu Wenyou thought about it for a long time before asking uncertainly, "Brother Hong?"

Brother Hong smiled and said, "You don't remember me much, do you? Well, I'm just a popular face, and everyone who sees me is like this, unlike Brother Xiao Yu, who is unforgettable after seeing me."

Yu Wenyou laughed dryly: "Brother Hong, have you eaten yet? Let's have something together?"

It was obvious that Brother Hong came here temporarily, and Yu Wenyou was not a half-immortal, so he definitely didn't prepare his meal.Can an old man like Brother Hong still make people unable to step down?Naturally, he just made up an excuse and got out of here mellowly.

The four of them ate together, and the level of dinner was significantly higher than that of lunch, which can be described as rapid progress.You Hexuan had to sigh: "Smart people can learn everything quickly. A few days ago, they were ordinary cooks, but today they can directly become master chefs."

"What kind of smart person am I? It just proves that I used to cook really bad food." Yu Wenyou is not lacking in self-knowledge, it's just a contrast.Zhuo Daonan directly said that his previous meals were pig food, and You Hexuan said it politely enough.

"It's already very good." You Hexuan gave a thumbs up, "It's a pity that I have to be hospitalized, otherwise I will go back and help you. My favorite is squid tube with mustard. If you are used to eating, I will make it for you later."

Yu Wenyou smiled and said, "I haven't tried it, but mustard is okay."

"Mustard has an adaptation process, and it becomes delicious in the world!" You Hexuan said that he was hungry, but unfortunately he was seriously injured, and Yu Wenyou was determined not to eat spicy food.

Entering the romantic drama set again, the panda and the camel silently took away the food boxes and retreated.The hospital only allows one person to keep vigil at night, and You Hexuan can take care of himself. The so-called vigil is just for love, so naturally leave it to Yu Wenyou.Luo Tuo suddenly felt that Yu Wenyou was very pitiful, and bumped into the boss's hand.It's okay to be obedient, but it's really bad to be disobedient... Panda felt that the boss couldn't do it when he broke his leg, but he didn't think so.Of course, with the style of the boss, he won't play simple and crude methods, but the boss's obsession with Brother Xiaoyu is extraordinary!This is also a problem that he and the panda have been unable to figure out. Why are they so determined to win it?Unscientific!Tsk tsk, Nima love is really not something ordinary people can understand!Still the most direct way to pick up girls!

There were only two people left in the ward.Yu Wenyou fetched water to wipe You Hexuan's body. There were many wounds, so he wiped him very carefully.When the key parts were wiped, You Hexuan grabbed his hand: "Don't tease the patient."

"Who teased you?" Yu Wenyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Let go, it's not convenient for you to take a shower, so what if you don't clean it up?"

"You are teasing by dangling around." You Hexuan didn't know what to think, and even his breathing began to be heavy.

Yu Wenyou pulled out his hand, doing what he should do neatly.You Hexuan laughed and said, "It's too confusing."

"What kind of style is there in the ward? No matter how styled it is, it can only hit the door, and it will hurt more!"

You Hexuan chuckled: "Then when I'm discharged from the hospital, you have to compensate me."

"What compensation do you want?"

"How are you up there?"

Yu Wenyou struggled to understand You Hexuan's words, is he on top?Almost all the knowledge of physical hygiene comes from You Hexuan, he can only think of him taking the initiative.But the problem is that You Hexuan looks very gentle, but he is actually a very strong person. If he makes up for it, isn't he very cooperative below?He doesn't care anymore, but he always feels that he has misunderstood...

Seeing Yu Wenyou's tangled expression, You Hexuan thought he was shy, and pulled him to him: "Don't be afraid, I guarantee you will be more comfortable."

"..." Absolutely misunderstood!Yu Wenyou deeply felt that he should add a little common sense, otherwise his boyfriend would not understand what he said, which would be embarrassing.The question is the channel of understanding?It's not okay to ask You Hexuan, and it's even worse to ask Zhuo Daonan. After thinking about it... Could it be that you ask Tu Ze?You can't ask Xiong Youqin, can you?

At this moment, the heavens seemed to have heard Yu Wenyou's call - Chi Qiaonan, a rotten girl, threw an oversized file of three g into his mailbox.Following the prompts on the phone, I opened the file and looked at it, and my face turned red all of a sudden!You Hexuan laughed so hard on the sidelines, his character exploded, and he even had an off-field assist!That idiot, even God can't stand it!Hahaha!