Emerald Grapefruit

Tu Ze was really fed up with being an intern, and he fired him against all opinions, and Yu Wenyou has been doing the copywriting since then.The company is very happy. Yu Wenyou is a foreigner and does not need social insurance and medical insurance. When he has a better job, he will not be afraid of labor arbitration, and Zhi Kua Tu will work.Because Tu Ze was here, Yu Wenyou was quite relieved, so he happily found a part-time job that he could do at home.

You Hexuan was really busy. He spent the past two years on Yu Wenyou, many things were not handled properly, and there were a lot of sequelae.After finally chasing Yu Wenyou, he freed up to clean up his work.After two weeks in the dark, I returned home full of guilt. Seeing Yu Wenyou typing with his fingers flying in the study, he walked behind him and kissed his face: "Who are you chatting with? I didn't hear the loud noise when I entered the door. That silly cat doesn't know me hahaha."

Yu Wenyou turned his head and said with a smile: "Then go and develop a relationship with Shamao first, I'm writing a copy for Tu Ze, it will be fine in a while."

"Who is Tu Ze?"

"A designer, my new part-time job, it's not bad."

You Hexuan glanced at the computer, saw sour texts all over the screen, and shivered: "You keep writing slowly, I'll cook."

"There are leftovers in the refrigerator. They taste very good. You can eat them first. I have eaten them."

You Hexuan immediately alerted: "Zhuo Daonan is here again?"

"Youqin, she's interviewing nearby, and I want her to come to me. She cooked a bunch of meals and was called away by her classmates." Yu Wenyou explained, "Zhuo Daonan came a few days ago, and that night Let's go. Do you really care about Zhuo Daonan?"

"Oh, Youqin. Has the little girl found a job yet?" The little girl has no competitiveness in movies, hehe, it's a good thing that she is willing to cook.As for Zhuo Daonan?hehe.Raising a smiling face, "You have to allow people to be reasonably jealous." After traveling all the way to visit, that stunned young man probably fell in love with his pomelo, but luckily he acted first.It's not enough to be on guard, his pomelo is not a volatile person.It's just that I can't help but say a few bitter words, um, bad habits, I need to change them!

Yu Wenyou didn't answer, he was typing... You Hexuan smiled, and went to the kitchen to heat up the meal.Two hours later, Yu Wenyou wandered out from the study and asked, "Aren't you going to rest?"

"Not sleepy. You are so serious, how much can you earn in a month?"

"I won't tell you!" Yu Wenyou didn't bother to say, but instead asked You Hexuan, "Can you stay at home for a few days?"

"Bored?" You Hexuan asked with a smile, "Is part-time job fun?"

"It's fun." It's better than being idle, "It's just that the workload is too little, and it's still boring."

You Hexuan's heart moved: "I'm going to Myanmar to buy goods in three days, will you go with me? The journey is a bit tough, but this time there is no rush. Let's play while walking and stay at the hotel at night."

"Okay!" Yu Wenyou was very happy, it would be great to be able to go out for a walk, "I have never traveled when I grow up."

"I'll take you there if I'm not in a hurry, otherwise, I won't be willing to sleep in the open." You Hexuan asked again, "Have you passed your driver's license test? We can take turns driving."

Yu Wenyou shook his head: "It's so hard to line up!"

"Huh? Why?"

"A lot of people take the test, and it takes a long time to take one round. So the test is extremely slow."

You Hexuan really didn't know: "Is the driver's license test so bad now? Let's forget it, let's drive less in a day. Recently, work is not so busy, so let's take a self-driving car for our honeymoon!"

honeymoon...

Yu Wenyou's heart was sweet, and suddenly thought: "Where is the cat? Take it with you in the car?"

You Hexuan felt a sense of remorse for shooting himself in the foot, that's right, where is the cat?This kind of silly cat must starve to death if thrown at home.Uncertain: "Why don't you ask Youqin to raise her for a while? The little girl likes this kind of thing very much."

good idea!Yu Wenyou praised: "When I came here yesterday, I hugged the cat and didn't let it go, because I was afraid that she would always give the cat snacks and get used to death."

"Hehe, she has no money!"

I'll go, it's too old-fashioned!Yu Wenyou speechlessly picked up the phone and called Xiong Youqin. The person who was continuing the interview today, after receiving the call, rushed over with two roommates. Half an hour later, he heard the doorbell ring.Yu Wenyou: "..."

As soon as Xiong Youqin entered the door, he greeted You Hexuan indiscriminately, and rushed towards the cat: "Oh dear, I'm here to pick you up, will you go home with my sister tonight?"

You Hexuan: "..."

"Is it allowed to keep cats in your dormitory?" Yu Wenyou asked worriedly, "If it's inconvenient, don't keep them secretly, and save yourself from being scolded when you graduate."

Chi Qiaonan sat down on the sofa, and said very calmly: "What are cats, there are quite a few men who keep them."

"What!?" Yu Wenyou was struck by lightning, "Girls' dormitory? Raise a man?"

Yu Shan waved her hand, with an expression on her face that you have never seen before: "Hey, you guys don't understand. The weirdest thing that happened in our school is that four guys brought four girls back to the dormitory, what? Well, it's louder than anyone else. The three of us are from the backcountry and have never heard of the school's bad reputation. When we heard that it was an undergraduate, we came to it. It hurts to think about the huge amount of money my parents spent."

The world view is refreshed!Even You Hexuan was dumbfounded: "School? Isn't it renting a house outside?"

Yu Shan nodded: "Okay, the boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory will be a little more low-key."

Chi Qiaonan also said: "Speaking of the four of us in the dormitory, the reason we fell out with another person was because she wanted to bring her boyfriend back for the night. We objected, and we have not dealt with it ever since."

"Don't you have auntie?" Yu Wenyou couldn't believe it, "Why did auntie go?" When he was studying, he went to the girls' dormitory.

Xiong Youqin chuckled: "Auntie? Just give him 100 yuan."

"The school doesn't care?" Yu Wenyou was about to collapse.

"The teachers in the school sleep with a lot of students, don't mention it." Chi Qiaonan said with a heartbroken heart, "Didn't you read the weibo where we fought at that time? Aren't there a lot of people on weibo who scolded us for being unclean and taking care of others Is it interesting to stand out? Actually, Brother Yu, you are not wronged to be suspected. There are many scum in your industry. At that time, I heard Youqin talk about you, and Yu Shan and I didn’t believe it. It took a long time to believe it. The young heart was broken It's all over."

Yu Wenyou was speechless.

"So it's nothing to have a cat," Xiong Youqin asked, "What does this kind of cat eat? Cat food?"

You Hexuan was still in shock, pointing blankly to a shelf in the corner: "There are all the supplies for cats."

"By the way!" Yu Shan asked, "What's her name?"

Yu Wenyou came back to his senses: "A cat, a cat is called a cat."

"..." x3, do you dare to name yourself a man?

The cat is also strange, usually arrogant to death, but once in Xiong Youqin's hands, it is extremely honest.Well, Queen Qin's aura has killed both humans and animals.Girls like cats a lot, and the three girls chirped and each held a toy to tease the cat.It is estimated that the cat is usually very boring, and when three people play with her, she will be excited for a while, and the house will be full of fun.You Hexuan's brain hurt from the noise, he lowered his voice and said to Yu Wenyou: "Why did God create women!"

Yu Wenyou laughed loudly: "Because you can't have boys and girls."

"It's terrible. God should change his mind and let men be able to have children!" You Hexuan smiled, "Then we can have a son as handsome as you."

"Then you have to ask the medical school." Yu Wenyou rolled his eyes and gave birth to a ball. In case another one like him suffers from an inexplicable space, it is better not to give birth.

The three girls have cats, so they don't want to eat.One person is carrying a schoolbag. The cat raising equipment has to be rushed back.Or You Hexuan asked: "Can you take the bus with the cat in your arms?"

Uh... the girls instantly misfired.

Yu Wenyou smiled and said: "Go to eat first, and we will send you back to school later. What do you want to eat?"

"Kfc!" Yu Shan said, "The recent red bean pie is delicious."

"Resolute, resolute, no, go!" You Hexuan said decisively, "What kind of alien food, it tastes so bad that you will die. Change places!"

"I hate such a delicious red bean pie, brother, how are you, Otto." Yu Shan stuck out her tongue, "We don't know each other well, you decide."

Students will always love those things, Yu Wenyou made a compromise: "Then go to Billiard, if you like French fries, you can have French fries, and the two of us can eat noodles."

Chi Qiaonan cheered for a while: "Oh! I like the fish roe and shrimp balls the most."

A few people left the cat at home and strolled to the Pilico near the community for dinner.Having seen the ostentation of You Hexuan's house and having to raise cats for someone else, Xiong Youqin and the others felt no embarrassment, and picked what they liked.Well, the price of Billiard is there. At worst, I will return it after work, which is more comfortable than going to have a big meal.There were girls present, and neither of the men spoke much.Unknowingly, the topic turned back to graduation, and Yu Shan sighed: "I haven't paid my tuition fees yet, and the school will deduct my graduation certificate. What are you going to do, Youqin? Shit school, tuition is so expensive."

Chi Qiaonan said: "The three books are all so expensive, it's just that our school is out of the ordinary, and it's not worth it."

"It's much better if you're an only child," Yu Shan said, "I can buy you a computer after paying the tuition fee. My old second-hand computer was sold by relatives for free."

Xiong Youqin is also worried, many things are very troublesome without a graduation certificate.

You Hexuan smiled and said: "It's simple, you can look at the graduation certificates of your classmates. The graduation certificates are all numbered, and the numbers are arranged along the student number. So you can figure out what the number is. The graduation certificate will be withheld, but your The graduation certificates are all in the school. In this way, you spend dozens of dollars to get a fake certificate that can’t be real, and the employer can’t find it, because they only check the number. If the number matches the person, it’s fine.”

It can still be like this! ?

Seeing Yu Wenyou's stunned expression, You Hexuan immediately added a sentence: "The world is governed by power. If you can't find a job, you can't pay your tuition. It's a vicious circle. Find a job first, and pay off your tuition as soon as possible."

teach!

Yu Wenyou couldn't help asking You Hexuan: "How do you know?"

You Hexuan dare not say that Brother Hong is doing it. He started with false certificates, and said vaguely: "I heard it said. I don't say it to ordinary people. The province's school is bad. The three of them are not afraid. They are not allowed to go out and talk nonsense. School is not easy."

The three girls nodded sharply, and Xiong Youqin heaved a sigh of relief.She still has more than 1 tuition fees to pay, and she is in urgent need of work to pay off her debts.Now I can relax a little bit, at least looking for a job is not as urgent as it was at first.The tuition fee for three books is really too expensive!If I knew that I would go directly to a junior college, the tuition is cheap and I only need to study for three years, and my reputation is even better. If I don’t have knowledge, it’s hard work. Back then, even if there was one person in their family who could surf the Internet, they would not jump into the fire pit.In the interview today, the male manager directly asked how much the monthly subscription cost and wanted to vomit blood. The woman was afraid of entering the wrong school!Thinking of my tragic experience, I want to go back and kill those idiots in my hometown, swollen?Brother Yu is a rare treasure in Gel Xiong Village!It's a pity that the corners of her heart are bleeding!In the future, it is uncertain how many children will be deceived.The younger brother got married, and the younger sister-in-law got pregnant, no way!At least her nephew can no longer jump into the fire pit in her family.

You Hexuan dealt with the cat, Xiong Youqin dealt with the graduation certificate, and the host and guest enjoyed a meal.Back home, Yu Wenyou happily packed his luggage, planning to take one with the other.Anyway, he was driving by himself, You Hexuan did as he pleased, and kept calling to arrange travel matters.Yu Wenyou listened to it for a long time, but found that he couldn't understand a word, and after careful identification, he realized that it was Burmese again.Well, do you want to start learning Burmese by yourself in the future?Should be easier than English, right?After thinking about it, he decided to give it a try no matter what, Zhuo Daonan was right, two people need to understand each other for a long time, otherwise You Hexuan would have no place to confide in when he was wronged, that would be pushing his lover away.Since we are together, we must treat them well.Thinking of this, I went back to the study and took a book of Burmese from beginner to master. Hey, one day when I greet him in Burmese, what expression will he have?