Emerald Grapefruit

You Hexuan must be a shit shoveler who fell into the world, after two days he really caught a cat and came back!Long-haired cats, the kind with light gray mixed with white fur, and flat faces, Yu Wenyou, the local beetle, probably knows that they are Persian cats.As for what kind of cat it is, You Hexuan doesn't know, he just knows that this cat looks good and he likes it.The most shameless thing is that he left the cat at home and went out again!Yu Wenyou frantically looked up information on the Internet to take care of the kitten.Because Comrade Yu Wenyou has always watched cats from a distance and never played with them, and kittens can't adapt to new places, and all kinds of rebellions make trouble, taking care of a cat is more tiring than taking care of a dozen babies.He was also seriously inexperienced. He didn't know that kittens don't allow people to scratch their stomachs. As a result, he got scratched several times and burst into tears.

After Yu Wenyou was taken up by the cat uncle almost all of his free time, he directly entered into a retreat state, the penguin was no longer available, and he was too lazy to even log in to Weibo.Several times, Zhuo Daonan could only call directly to his mobile phone. He kept saying that everything was fine, but he felt that his whole body was not well.Obscenity and obscene incidents are popular every day, and Yu Wenyou is not a born god. After hearing that You Hexuan is on a business trip all day long, he is even more worried.Just take advantage of the weekend, take the night bus on Friday night and go straight to Yuming City, no matter what you have to see someone to be at ease.

When visiting a foodie friend, there's no better gift than food.Borrowing a pot from the cafeteria, stewed some goat feet, chicken gizzards, duck necks and other snacks, and just wandered over to Yuming City.The location of You Hexuan's house is still easy to find. When you walk into the community, you can feel that it is very valuable just by looking at the design.Facing the room number and finding the land, Yu Wenyou happily opened the door.Seeing Yu Wenyou's smiling face, Zhuo Daonan breathed a sigh of relief, but then he took it back - the house is too luxurious!Visually, the living room is more than fifty square meters, with exquisite decoration and unobstructed view from the balcony, all of which show the price.The jade business is so lucrative! ?That house in the county seat is already too much!Nima is such a local tyrant, Yu Wenyou, that bastard really hold it?

"Old Zhuo, what's the matter with you?" Yu Wenyou saw that Zhuo Daonan was acting weird, "Come in and sit down."

Zhuo Daonan came back to his senses and was about to speak, when he saw a cat jumping on the sofa and scratching wildly, Yu Wenyou immediately jumped up to clean up the cat, and couldn't help laughing: "Emma, ​​little pomelo, when did you raise it?" A son? Come, tell me, our godson’s name is Shenma? No wonder there’s no time to go online, hahahahaha.”

Yu Wenyou frowned: "Get lost! He's not my son!"

"But you are like raising a son! Look at that face! Tsk tsk, it's exactly the same, it's definitely your own! Hahahaha, You Hexuan is still an elite fan through and through, and he even has a cat!"

Yu Wenyou asked strangely: "How do you know that You Hexuan brought it back?"

Zhuo Daonan patted Yu Wenyou's shoulder and said: "Don't look at you with a dignified face like You Hexuan, I have long since discovered that brother, you are as stupid as I am! Such a good-looking cat, according to your personality, you can at most be teased, Definitely won’t bring it back! It’s expensive and hard to keep, right? Only a petty bourgeoisie like You Hexuan would think of raising a cat at home.”

Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth: "You really understand me."

"That's right, they are all children of public servants, hahaha."

Yu Wenyou cast a contemptuous look: "How is your father recently?"

"Okay, I didn't say anything about you and You Hexuan. The old man is old-fashioned and can't accept it."

Yu Wenyou said weakly: "I can hardly accept it!"

"Arguing? With a cat?"

"The cat is a trivial matter." Yu Wenyou sighed, "The world view is too subverted. After being with him, I only found out that he... anyway, he has very close contacts with those people of all kinds. He is completely different from the businessman I imagined."

"Tsk tsk, You Hexuan has worked so hard."

"Hello! What do you mean?"

Zhuo Daonan laughed and said: "The businessmen look like horses? Real estate developers started with a lot of gangs, don't they look like dogs? You see entrepreneurs on TV, oh, they are all IT, financial In the industry, the inside stuff is so sophisticated, and those underworld scumbags come here to play! That’s why he looks tall and arrogant. He started the jade business, didn’t make a good relationship, what should he do if he was stopped halfway through the goods? "

Yu Wenyou was silent for a while, and then said: "Then am I simply annoying?"

Zhuo Daonan waved his hand, and said indifferently: "The children who have just graduated are all like this bear, and You Hexuan's heart is as clear as a mirror. The master who is so helpless, knows how to abduct innocent children. They are extremely wretched! "

"..."

"It hurts to say you're a man?" Zhuo Daonan said with a smile, "Is he ten years older than you? Are you afraid that someone like him will suffer?"

"I didn't say he was at a disadvantage. It's just that when two people are together, they always need to be considerate and support each other. I'm not a child. It's dark when I'm blindfolded. I want to ask you to make sure. I'm not saying right or wrong, just... want to I wonder if I'm being naive."

Zhuo Daonan said seriously: "A little bit, but you are so young, so it's natural for you to be childish!"

Yu Wenyou couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed a pillow and threw it over: "You are very old! Do you want me to call you uncle?"

Zhuo Daonan turned his head and avoided: "It is said that troublesome people come out of poor mountains and rivers. You really look like a child raised by a middle-class family in the city. It is really precious! No wonder You Hexuan hid it so hard."

Yu Wenyou snorted twice: "I'm angry!"

"Hahaha, if you are angry, you will be angry. It is too easy for you not to be angry. Let me show you my master's cooking skills! Are you still angry?"

"..." It's really unscientific for such a rough guy to cook good dishes! !

"By the way, did You Hexuan suffer from your dark food?"

"Uh, hehe, in fact, You Xiansen's cooking is only a little brighter than mine..."

Zhuo Daonan was so proud: "You two have high IQs, why can't you even do such a simple job as cooking? Ah, no, You Hexuan has a high IQ, are you...hehe..."

"A creature with a high IQ actually wants to compete with me in front of my own father. IQ is so blinding!"

Zhuo Daonan chuckled: "Have you found a job?"

Yu Wenyou fell to the ground from the gun, vomited blood, and said, "Hexuan said to send some gifts and enter the elementary school through the back door. But I still can't accept it. Compared with going through the back door, I would rather follow him to sell goods. Although it can be regarded as relying on him, but...how should I say it? Well... I went to be his assistant, at least I didn't crowd out other people's places, and I didn't treat anyone unfairly, that's probably what it meant."

"Your moral level is too high." Zhuo Daonan said, "There is nothing wrong with it. A few more people think this way, and the crime rate will be greatly reduced. In fact, there is nothing wrong with walking with him. If you have more knowledge, come back. It’s okay to find another job. It’s not a bad thing to use your strengths. As you said, you didn’t occupy anyone’s quota anyway, and you didn’t snatch something that should belong to others. Besides, although You Hexuan and I don’t like each other , but he is really good to you. Emma, ​​it's over, I'm going to take the relationship line now! Please call me the relationship consultant Zhuo Shuai in the future!"

Yu Wenyou couldn't make complaints about it, and he showed his original shape in 3 minutes. "Ah, by the way, where are you going to go to work? It would be great if you were in Yuming City."

"Yuming City is the provincial capital, brother, how can it be so easy to get into! You still think of me, not bad."

"..." Yu Wenyou asked again, "You wretched, wretched, anti-pornography team? Master Huang?"

"Damn it, you've learned it too badly! How can I be wretched!? I must be a criminal police officer, thank you!"

"Huh? Not a special police officer?"

Zhuo Daonan said bitterly: "Can you stop stabbing people with knives?" He was so dignified that he changed his job as an armed policeman, but he couldn't be transferred to a public security special police, his heart was full!

Yu Wenyou comforted: "Alright, it's safer. It will save your father from worrying."

"Thank you, your thinking is wrong. If you think this way, who will become a policeman? The special police should not be used in name only. I don't say anything noble. In short, even if I am a bachelor, I will lose little if I have an accident. But then again , Be a policeman, even if it’s not a special police officer, it’s hard to say. It’s not like my dad who can swing a baton around for ten thousand years. In case something happens, you have to dig a sum of money from your rich man to take care of the old man!”

"Don't say such things!" Yu Wenyou jumped in his heart, "Be careful. You are so far away from the old man, and the police don't have any holidays. I can often bring something to see him."

"Okay! To be honest, I have a lot of friends, but you are the only one who came to see my old man and not piss him off. You Hexuan, who looks like a dog, can probably be counted as half of them? Sigh, the old man is so stubborn! You Ah, it’s really like his own, the thing you said just now about going through the back door, if he hears about it, he will be able to boast for more than three months! He has been like this all his life, and my mother had a lot of quarrels with him at that time. "

"Everyone has their own way of life, there's nothing wrong with it. Just choose and don't regret it."

Zhuo Daonan nodded: "That's right, I don't regret the choice. If you regret it, you should correct it in time, and don't let yourself regret it even more. If it were my father, he must say: Although you are a little simple, boy, the general direction is always good."

"Don't pretend to be an old man! You don't even look like one!"

"Okay," Zhuo Daonan got up and said, "I'm going to find a place to sleep. I'm exhausted. By the way, your Qin Queen contacted me. I thought, how about we get together at night? Ah, it's someone Ah! The public opinion on the Internet is one-sided, and that guy actually started to sell sadness! Sadness! Wow, I will never forget the way she hacked someone's microphone with a sickle in my life! She pretended to be like a pure white lotus flower on the Internet. I was stunned for a moment."

Yu Wenyou didn't pay attention to it for a long time, but was stunned for a moment: "I really want to thank her. It must have been hard work."

"Sure, fight day and night, really hard work." Zhuo Daonan sighed, "Tsk tsk, why are you so popular? My brother and I are so handsome, why doesn't a single girl give up her heart?"

"..."

Zhuo Daonan waved his hand: "Don't talk about this, I brought you something to eat." He took out a plastic bag and threw it on the coffee table, "Let's go."

"Where are you going?"

"Look for a hotel to sleep in. The car last night was nothing short of amazing."

Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth, pointed in the direction of the guest room and said, "It's available, thank you."

Zhuo Daonan cast a glance: "Forget it, You Hexuan is going to be jealous to death."

Yu Wenyou said with a smile: "How could he be so narrow-minded? A friend came from afar and sent him to stay in a hotel. It's too heartless. His camel and panda live here for nothing. There is so much vinegar to eat? Since I want to invite Youqin to dinner at night, I don't care. He called, you make an appointment with her. There is a car in the garage, and I have never driven it without a driver's license. We will pick her up later, it will be very troublesome to get out of school. "

Zhuo Daonan thought for a while, but did not refuse.You Hexuan's house is a real mansion.The guest rooms all have spacious washrooms, so I can't help but ask, "How many square meters is your house?"

"It's more than 190 in the apartment. Fortunately, my room was wide when I was a child, otherwise I couldn't adapt."

Zhuo Daonan looked at the carpet even in the guest room, and sighed inaudibly, You Hexuan was richer than he knew, did he really only make jade?People who often travel to the border, hope that they have not been involved in areas that should not be involved, right?