Emerald Grapefruit

You Hexuan doesn't sleep well all the time. First, he is under a lot of work pressure, and second, he is almost [-] and can't compare to young people.What bothers him the most is that he has an extremely powerful biological clock, he must wake up at six o'clock every morning, and he has been unable to sleep late for decades.I envy and hate people who can sleep like hell.But I don't know if Gel Bear Village is really too remote and remote, so that after he woke up at six o'clock, he fell asleep again!It was the first time in my life that I went back to the cage to sleep until nine o'clock in one breath, and my heart was full of joy!After waking up, I dragged Yu Wenyou to climb the mountain for a walk!

Rural people get up early, and it is dawn to prepare for farm work.The two of You Hexuan walked up the mountain path, watching the villagers from a distance doing their own farm work along the way.Generally speaking, they usually work until about ten o'clock. The men go back from the field, and the women cook the pig food and feed the chickens and ducks. Of course, they also make breakfast for the whole family.After the meal, the women will start cleaning and washing clothes, while the men will continue to do farm work.I have been busy until one o'clock in the afternoon, and I can start to rest after eating something to cushion my stomach.There are almost no recreational activities in the country, usually just playing cards and hanging out, needless to say.Elderly people generally do not have to go to the fields to work, and their main task is to look after their grandchildren.Secretary Xiong, like the elders in the village, only has time to walk around when his grandson is asleep.I saw You Hexuan yesterday, but it's a pity that he didn't have time in the evening, let alone in the morning. He didn't come to the door until after Yu Wenyou and You Hexuan came back from climbing the mountain at two o'clock in the afternoon.

The secretary came to the door for nothing else, just to express his gratitude to You Hexuan for his donation.Yu Wenyou suddenly remembered Zhuo Daonan's entrustment, and asked: "Does the secretary have any mushroom oil?"

"Yes! There are better ones, and there are almost ones." The secretary said with a smile, "We are not willing to eat the chicken fir made by Mrs. Xiong with camellia oil. Teacher Yu likes it, so I'll bring it to you?"

"I brought it for someone else, how much is it? I'll give you the money first, and then ask someone to give it to me later." Yu Wenyou said heartily: If I want to eat your good food for free, Mrs. Xiong must strangle me to death.

Only then did the secretary remember that Yu Wenyou had mentioned this matter, and when he came to do business, he turned around very dedicatedly and went back to get his things.The mushroom oil harvested from camellia oil is very fragrant, but there are too many mushroom oils nearby, and people who go to the market are greedy for cheap, so it is not easy to sell.That is to say, the few of them with better conditions get home-cooked food.Since someone wants to buy it, of course he is happy.It doesn’t cost much to pick it from Jicong Mountain. A can sells for 150 yuan, at least 100 yuan in profit. Why not do it?Because of the value of the fungus oil, Yu Wenyou was depressed when he accepted gifts from his younger sisters, and his heart was filled...

After a while, the fungus oil was brought over, but it was Mrs. Xiong who brought it.Since Yu Wenyou first came to Gel Xiong Village, he knew that Mrs. Xiong was narrow-minded, probably because she was afraid that he would not give the money for nothing.Everyone knew it well, Yu Wenyou didn't point it out, just asked: "Two cans? How much?"

Mrs. Xiong smiled brightly: "One hundred and fifty one cans, if you want one can, you can take one can, if you want two cans, you can have two cans."

"Then two cans." Yu Wenyou said and gave the other party three hundred cash.

Mrs. Xiong skilfully touched the banknotes, verified that they were genuine, put them away with a smile and left.You Hexuan unscrewed the lid and smelled it: "It smells so good! Authentic camellia oil, [-] yuan a can is really cheaper than outside."

Yu Wenyou said regretfully: "They won't be selling very far. If anyone can set up a fairy cat specialty store, at least a can can increase by 50 yuan."

"It's hard to say," You Hexuan waved his hand, "There are too many shops like this, it's not easy to get ahead."

Yu Wenyou smiled and asked: "Do you like food? If you like food, take a can and send me a can to the armed police squadron." The two of them didn't get along for a long time, but they hit it off unexpectedly. Time is on the way.

You Hexuan frowned and said, "I don't like to eat mushrooms. Fresh mushrooms are so good. If you insist on eating deep-fried ones, it's a waste of money. Don't ask me to give them away. It's easy to talk about other things. I hate dealing with people with official characters." .”

"why?"

You Hexuan had a constipated expression on his face: "You don't understand, the survival of small and medium-sized enterprises is difficult, walking on thin ice..."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"It's too complicated, and the explanation is dry. In short, you have to go by yourself, and I will accompany you to the door." Seeing Yu Wenyou's innocent expression, You Hexuan lazily explained to him that the magic horse is called the King of Hades.

Since You Hexuan is very resistant, Yu Wenyou must not force it.Seeing Yu Wenyou's somewhat embarrassed expression, You Hexuan couldn't help asking: "If you are afraid that there will be too many people going to the market tomorrow, let's go now. It's only after two o'clock. You can come back at night, or you can stay at my house, just find someone."

Yu Wenyou thought for a while, and since he was idle anyway, he nodded and said, "That's fine, I just have to go out. I don't want them to deliver it. They are embarrassed to accept the fare, and it is even more uncomfortable to owe them a favor."

You Hexuan stared at Yu Wenyou: "Isn't it because of this that you don't want to go out?"

"Half and half, the main reason is that it's not fun to go out." Yu Wenyou sighed, why was he wandering out alone?Just save money!

As soon as he said he would leave, Yu Wenyou dug out his luggage and quickly packed his daily necessities.You Hexuan left more than half of the equipment in the staff dormitory, consciously stuffed two cans of bacterial oil into his bag, and said neatly: "Let's go!"

The two ran along the mountain road happily.

Walking to the town, there is a minibus bound for the county.The two got on the minibus, and You Hexuan thought, if an elite from the city came, he would faint to death in such a high-quality minibus.The cushion was black and shiny with a layer of oil, and it seemed that a thick layer of scab had formed.The glass is green and covered with mud spots and scratches.The color of the car body has long since disappeared, and the most amazing thing is that when it starts to drive, the dust is overwhelming.It vividly explains why the ancients said "receive the wind and wash the dust" when they received guests from afar and held a banquet.You Hexuan looked at Yu Wenyou's bitter melon-like expression, and had a bad idea in his heart - when he got off the car, he would go to the Armed Police Squadron to deliver the fungus oil. I don't believe that Xiaoyuzi can play with those soldiers for a long time with his body covered in ashes!

It took an hour and a half to drive from the town to the county, and after only a third of the time, Yu Wenyou's face turned pale and he gritted his teeth.You Hexuan frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Wenyou said weakly: "The car is too bumpy, motion sick..."

You Hexuan twitched the corners of his mouth, what kind of poor family raised the Princess and the Pea! ?But when he heard the uninterrupted vomiting around him, he decided to withdraw his evaluation - motion sickness is also a sign of the ground beetle.He stretched out his hand and caressed Yu Wenyou's back: "Persevere, next time I drive the car to the town and put it away, we won't be so crazy."

Yu Wenyou adjusted his breathing and distracted himself with words: "What kind of car are you?"

"Off-road vehicle." You Hexuan smiled, "It is most suitable for driving on small roads. The chassis is high and shock-absorbing. Sometimes it is very convenient for me to buy goods in Myanmar."

"Myanmar?"

"Yes, Myanmar. Myanmar's jadeite is quite good, but the carvers are not good. Now the jade carving factories are all in the mainland. We import the rough stones, polish them in the mainland, and sell them all over the world. But when it comes to carvers, Hong Kong is better. , masters gathered. Do you like jadeite?"

Yu Wenyou nodded: "Who doesn't like it when it looks good? Is your business big?"

"It's not too big, so I can eat a living." You Hexuan said regretfully, "The business in Europe and the United States has not been able to come down, and I can't speak English. It is difficult to find simultaneous interpreters for small businesses. Some people in the same industry send their children to the University, when I come back, I will be an interpreter, and there will be another sales."

"It's okay," Yu Wenyou said with a smile, "I'll teach you, the simple ones will do. When you become a big boss and your communication needs a high-end atmosphere, you can hire a special person."

"Well, our little pomelo is so versatile!"

"Don't...call me...little...youzi..."

"What's that called? Big Grapefruit?"

"..."

Yu Wenyou got out of the car at the county seat, and after a gust of cool wind, he felt revived.In fact, he wasn't particularly motion sick, it's just that the minibus was too bumpy.What is more uncomfortable after getting off the car is the smell of dust.You Hexuan suggested: "Hurry up and take a taxi to the Armed Police Squadron, and then go take a shower at my place."

This plan is very good!

The two quickly went to the armed police squadron, threw the fungus oil to Zhuo Daonan and ran away.Zhuo Daonan 囧囧 has a god, these two have to hurry up for the exam!Tomorrow, a champion and a prostitute, so that they can ride a horse and parade through the streets! ?Chatting or talking will kill you! ?It's all the crazy ass friends who brought down Teacher Xiaoyu!Learn well for three years and learn bad for three days! !Teacher Xiao Yu, your integrity is gone forever.

Arriving at You Hexuan's house, he took a comfortable bath. Ding came out with wet hair, and found that You Hexuan had washed it in the bathroom of the master bedroom, and was sitting on the sofa unpacking a package at the moment.Only then did Yu Wenyou look at the house. It has a structure of three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms. The living room has a balcony, and the lighting is very good.You Hexuan waved to him: "The sweeping robot is here, and it's very fast! I'll teach you how to use it."

Yu Wenyou walked over to pick it up and took a look. There were several buttons on the panel, a switch on the side, and a small brush on the bottom.Bright Chinese, do you still need to teach it?Turn on the switch and throw it on the ground, and it will turn.You Hexuan whistled: "It's really smart."

"..."

You Hexuan asked with a smile, "Is it convenient? Your home is especially convenient. The designer is good, and there are almost no dead corners in the house, which is very suitable for brain-dead robots. You can save some effort."

Yu Wenyou likes it very much, it can indeed save him a lot of time.Of course the arrangement is good now, but it is of course a good thing that there is no need to do hygiene.He asked happily, "How much?"

"What money are you talking about with me?"

"No," Yu Wenyou said seriously, "Brothers settle accounts clearly, even if you think about it with your toes, you know it's not cheap. I don't have such a big face."

You Hexuan raised his forehead. If he guessed correctly, Yu Wenyou is quite a stubborn person. After a long day, he really didn't want to get entangled in trivial matters, so he said, "It's not expensive, more than 1000."

"I checked online to transfer money to you."

"Little ancestor!" You Hexuan said depressedly, "Don't be so clear, can you?"

"I'm not so poor that I can't even afford things worth a few thousand." Yu Wenyou thought as a bachelor, what's the big deal? Clear it out!The income is so stable and rising year by year, and the cost of living is extremely low, so there is no need to be stingy.

You Hexuan was helpless: "Okay, okay, I know that our grapefruits are rich. I don't know the exact price. I will check it later and tell you. You can check it online yourself." He said and handed over the packaging box with the brand and model printed on it. , "Let's talk about something serious."

"What's the matter?"

You Hexuan asked: "Are you used to sleeping with two?"

"what?"

"Here, three bedrooms and two living rooms. Panda and Camel share a room with me. You have to get used to it. We sleep together. Or if you get used to it, I'll sleep on the sofa."

Yu Wenyou shook his head violently: "How can you sleep on the sofa? I'll just sleep on the sofa."

You Hexuan smiled and sighed: "Pure little pomelo, you don't know why pandas and camels are crazy, you sleep on the sofa? Get up in the middle of the night and smoke to kill you."

Yu Wenyou is embarrassing, why didn't he think of it!Going to live in someone else's house, unless you happen to have a guest room, you have to do everything... Homosexuality means that it is too stressful to sleep with a man in the same bed!If you see a reaction from the fruit body, you will be ashamed!God you play with me! ! !