Emerald Grapefruit
Chapter 10 Small talk
In the past few years, donkey travel has become popular, and accidents are not uncommon.Generally speaking, if you are a rookie without rich experience in wild survival, it is best to follow the veteran.But there are always so many people who don't listen to dissuasion and feel good about themselves. Therefore, search and rescue has been added to the daily tasks of the police and some military forces in recent years, and it hurts to think about it.But the quality of the officers and soldiers was really good. When they heard that the wounded had fallen asleep, they even lowered their chatting voices a lot.After the shift is arranged, those who can go to rest take a nap around the fire.There were too many people, Yu Wenyou was disturbed, he didn't sleep well and he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.Simply move out a casserole, put it on the fire, and cook casserole bacon rice for everyone.
The cooking didn't matter, the people who fell asleep were awakened by the aroma of his cooking, and all gathered around the fire to look forward to the unusually fragrant food in the pot.Rice is the lifeblood of southerners. No matter how much delicious food they eat, they will always feel full without a solid bowl of rice.What's more, the bacon stored by Yu Wenyou is top grade. If the back door hadn't been closed, the injured would be stimulated to wake up by him.
Zhuo Daonan from the armed police asked in a low voice, "Is the soundproofing here good?"
Yu Wenyou nodded: "The heat insulation is very good, so the sound insulation is excellent. Don't shout, everyone, talking normally shouldn't wake them up. I'll go and close the living room door to be quieter."
Zhuo Daonan gave a teachable expression, and other people joined the chat team one after another.
The leader of the police is surnamed Yang, in his forties, everyone calls him Team Yang.I was also idle, so I chatted with Yu Wenyou: "Where is the guy from? The accent is not from the locals. Come here to teach, do you feel at ease at home?"
Yu Wenyou smiled: "Jingnan's. There is no one at home, it's the same everywhere."
Team Yang's momo nose, can't ask anymore.
Zhuo Daonan continued: "I am also from Jingnan, where are you from Jingnan?"
"West side, what about you?" Yu Wenyou looked at the big man in front of him, a bit disbelieving that he was from the south.
"North, near Jingbeila." Zhuo Daonan asked with a smile, "Where did you get the bacon? It's more fragrant than other places, is it smoked by the fellow? Do you sell it?"
Yu Wenyou dropped the sentence "wait a minute" and ran away.After a while, he came back with two plastic bags, and handed one to Zhuo Daonan and the other to Team Yang, "I don't have much bacon. It's inconvenient for me to cook here, and I have to rely on it to dawdle, so it's not easy to share it with you guys." There is mushroom oil in the bag, you are often on duty and always eat instant noodles, pick some mushroom oil and put it in the noodles to increase the taste."
Team Yang quickly shook his head: "No, no, no, mushrooms are worthless. The good mushroom oil costs about two hundred yuan a can. We don't have the nerve to accept something from you, a young child. Your life here as a volunteer teacher is better than ours in the county. Still working hard."
Zhuo Daonan also laughed: "Take it away, take it away quickly. It is agreed that we will not take needles and threads from the masses. Don't recruit me to break discipline."
"I have a refrigerator of food reserves. If you don't help me, I will eat until the year of the monkey." Yu Wenyou paused and said, "My father is also a policeman. When I see you, I think of him. There is often a meal without a meal. Yes, I gobble up meals when I go home, and the people around me feel uncomfortable. I am not a member of the public, we are our own people, don't be polite to me."
Dui Yang and Zhuo Daonan looked at each other and guessed what it was.Neither is it accepted, nor is it not accepted.A younger policeman hastily interjected with a smile: "Commander Zhuo, Captain Yang, let's take it, at least it's a little bit of kindness from our own people. Next time Mr. Yu goes to play in the county, just come to us and take care of food and housing." Play, good escort in the new era!"
Everyone laughed when they said it, and the atmosphere relaxed, it seemed that the bacterial oil became insignificant.A group of young people began to talk about the mountains one after another.Most of the talks were about the best of all kinds encountered while on duty, each of them was beaming with joy and spitting.When the sky is bright, some people in the village start activities, and some people take advantage of the rain to go to the mountains to pick mushrooms.Yu Wenyou suddenly remembered something, jumped up and began to chase people away: "You guys go back, come and play next time. Cough cough, don't let the villagers see you carrying mushroom oil..."
Team Yang was stunned, and looked at the plastic bag in his hand: "Why?"
Zhuo Daonan sneered: "Comrade policeman! You always want to judge the case, but you can't tell? Which girl in the village gave it to you?"
Yu Wenyou blushed: "Uh... a lot... let's go, let's go!" I made a mistake, I was excited last night, I didn't expect that there were so many of them, and they would attract people's attention when they retreated.Although it is true that he can't finish eating so much mushroom oil, but if he secretly gave it away, he might be caught by the girls' mothers and aunts. No matter how he thinks about it, he feels weird.We had no choice but to drive them away before dawn to reduce the number of witnesses.
Seeing Yu Wenyou's embarrassment, everyone laughed wildly.Especially Zhuo Daonan, who slapped his thigh with a smile: "Handsome Yu, do you dare to admit it or not? It's too shameless."
Yu Wenyou: "..."
Team Yang is older, so he is naturally more serious. He is too embarrassed to tease others, but instead urges everyone to escape from the "scene".Zhuo Daonan walked a few steps and then turned back, shaking the phone in his hand and asked, "Mr. Yu, what is your phone number? Let's leave a contact information."
Yu Wenyou reported the phone number, and also made a note of the phone number between Zhuo Daonan and Yang Dui.He waved his hand and sent people away.The morning time in the countryside is precious, and the school is a little far from where the villagers live.A group of people left, and most of the villagers just took a look.What's more, they already had equipment in their hands, the light was not good, and there was a distance, so no one noticed it.Yu Wenyou breathed a sigh of relief, why did he act like a thief!
This Monday, Yu Wenyou didn't sleep all night, it doesn't matter because he is young.I ran around the village as usual and came back to make breakfast.There were three other guests at home, so I cooked a big pot of egg porridge with a rice cooker.When it was done, I just pasted a note on the door, ate a bowl in the kitchen, and then patted my ass and went to class.After more than a month of teaching career, Yu Wenyou finally got a little clue.Generally speaking, the workload is very heavy, far exceeding that of ordinary teachers. However, there is no entertainment or trifles in the countryside. If there is no work, it will be boring and crazy.The work is mainly concentrated on lesson preparation, and the policy he implements is to change homework from the fourth grade to the third grade, and so on, he will change the homework to the first grade.Of course, with a total of more than a dozen students, it is not a big project to change homework. This is mainly to mobilize the enthusiasm of the students and consolidate their knowledge.
Busy until noon, the students went back to eat, and Yu Wenyou also made his own lunch.Walking to the dormitory next door, I found that the door of the living room was wide open, the tables and chairs had returned to their original appearance, and three big men were sitting around the table.Yu Wenyou was stunned for a moment before he said, "Is Mr. You better?"
You Hexuan nodded with a smile: "It's much better, thank you for taking care of me. I wanted to make lunch for you, but I'm not very familiar with the kitchen, so I'm afraid I'll mess things up. I'm not able to move yet, so I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you for two days.”
Yu Wenyou didn't really like strangers invading his living space, but he was injured and couldn't chase him away, so he just smiled and said, "It's okay."
You Hexuan pointed to the two people opposite him and said: "This is a panda, this is a camel. They are all my friends. We three big men eat a lot, and it may not be convenient for you to cook alone. Can they help you?" "
Yu Wenyou did not refuse, and told the two people where the things were.With the concerted efforts of the three of them, a simple meal was ready in less than half an hour.After eating, Yu Wenyou continued to throw them here, and went back to his room to sleep and recharge his energy for the afternoon teaching.I didn't sleep last night, and my energy level is indeed a little weaker. It would be wiser to take a break at noon.After teaching the afternoon class, Yu Wenyou came back with a slightly hoarse voice, and he was greeted with a dinner of three dishes and one soup.
You Hexuan said with a smile: "Panda went to the town to buy something, we caused you trouble, it's not good to take advantage of you for dinner."
"You're too polite." Yu Wenyou said politely and started to eat. The class in the afternoon was very exhausting, so he was a little hungry.After eating, the camel consciously went to wash the dishes.Yu Wenyou can see it, what kind of friends, they are clearly big brothers and younger brothers!You Hexuan is that big brother.But others are not busy, he still has to prepare lessons.I was busy until after eight o'clock before I came out of the room. Seeing the three people staring at each other in the living room, it was obvious that I was bored.
When the panda saw him coming out, he was amazed: "Mr. Yu, you have to be so busy every day? Are you tired?"
Yu Wenyou shook his head: "It's good to get used to it. There are few teachers in the mountains, so one person is the envoy of two people."
You Hexuan looked at the environment in the house, and couldn't help asking: "The school is well repaired, and your house is especially meticulous. It was designed by a famous artist, right? The county allocated funds or the provincial funds?"
"It's a work of a college student's internship, very talented. Now it is developing in the capital." Yu Wenyou said, "The school is... a classmate of mine is very rich, and it was built after donating 20 yuan. The previous one was almost collapsed."
You Hexuan was stunned for a moment, then took a deep look at Yu Wenyou, and said, "Little young people can't stand loneliness very much, you are very good. How many years do you plan to stay here?"
"If you need it, stay for the rest of your life." Yu Wenyou added, "I'm not good at dealing with interpersonal relationships. Schools in good places have too many twists and turns, not as simple as those in village offices. I'm very comfortable here."
Luo Tuo couldn't understand: "Where is it? There is a shortage of food and clothing. I can't even buy some good food today."
Yu Wenyou smiled: "The food is not good? Why don't you go to another Dongyue to try a mushroom feast? If you are free, you can also use my casserole to make a pot of mushroom stew. I saw it when I passed by the restaurant when I was in school. 388 a It’s a luxury.” Although there seems to be nothing else except mushrooms and vegetables.
You Hexuan also laughed: "That's right, not to mention Eastern Guangdong Province, it's not cheap even in Yuming City. The main reason is that mushrooms are not easy to preserve. Anyone who can make a good fresh-keeping method must make a fortune."
For some reason, Yu Wenyou thought of his own different dimension.Then he smiled, life is nothing more than a bowl of rice and a suit of clothes, what do you need so much money for?If you have a life, you can make money, but if you don't, you will die.
The three of You Hexuan couldn't bear it all day, and they all took Yu Wenyou as their only entertainment. Seeing that it was still early, they asked, "What's interesting nearby?"
Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth: "Have you not fallen enough? Not only is it difficult to walk around, but there are also many poisonous snakes. Someone in the village was bitten to death. You should be careful."
You Hexuan was embarrassed: "I'm used to traveling all over the world, so I didn't expect any accidents. Well, next time I come, I need to prepare some serum."
Yu Wenyou is speechless, come again! ?There are so many people who are not afraid of death these days.
You Hexuan took a meaningful look at Yu Wenyou: "I don't come here often, how do I know what the real original ecological life is?"
Yu Wenyou: ...The world of donkey friends is really complicated!
The cooking didn't matter, the people who fell asleep were awakened by the aroma of his cooking, and all gathered around the fire to look forward to the unusually fragrant food in the pot.Rice is the lifeblood of southerners. No matter how much delicious food they eat, they will always feel full without a solid bowl of rice.What's more, the bacon stored by Yu Wenyou is top grade. If the back door hadn't been closed, the injured would be stimulated to wake up by him.
Zhuo Daonan from the armed police asked in a low voice, "Is the soundproofing here good?"
Yu Wenyou nodded: "The heat insulation is very good, so the sound insulation is excellent. Don't shout, everyone, talking normally shouldn't wake them up. I'll go and close the living room door to be quieter."
Zhuo Daonan gave a teachable expression, and other people joined the chat team one after another.
The leader of the police is surnamed Yang, in his forties, everyone calls him Team Yang.I was also idle, so I chatted with Yu Wenyou: "Where is the guy from? The accent is not from the locals. Come here to teach, do you feel at ease at home?"
Yu Wenyou smiled: "Jingnan's. There is no one at home, it's the same everywhere."
Team Yang's momo nose, can't ask anymore.
Zhuo Daonan continued: "I am also from Jingnan, where are you from Jingnan?"
"West side, what about you?" Yu Wenyou looked at the big man in front of him, a bit disbelieving that he was from the south.
"North, near Jingbeila." Zhuo Daonan asked with a smile, "Where did you get the bacon? It's more fragrant than other places, is it smoked by the fellow? Do you sell it?"
Yu Wenyou dropped the sentence "wait a minute" and ran away.After a while, he came back with two plastic bags, and handed one to Zhuo Daonan and the other to Team Yang, "I don't have much bacon. It's inconvenient for me to cook here, and I have to rely on it to dawdle, so it's not easy to share it with you guys." There is mushroom oil in the bag, you are often on duty and always eat instant noodles, pick some mushroom oil and put it in the noodles to increase the taste."
Team Yang quickly shook his head: "No, no, no, mushrooms are worthless. The good mushroom oil costs about two hundred yuan a can. We don't have the nerve to accept something from you, a young child. Your life here as a volunteer teacher is better than ours in the county. Still working hard."
Zhuo Daonan also laughed: "Take it away, take it away quickly. It is agreed that we will not take needles and threads from the masses. Don't recruit me to break discipline."
"I have a refrigerator of food reserves. If you don't help me, I will eat until the year of the monkey." Yu Wenyou paused and said, "My father is also a policeman. When I see you, I think of him. There is often a meal without a meal. Yes, I gobble up meals when I go home, and the people around me feel uncomfortable. I am not a member of the public, we are our own people, don't be polite to me."
Dui Yang and Zhuo Daonan looked at each other and guessed what it was.Neither is it accepted, nor is it not accepted.A younger policeman hastily interjected with a smile: "Commander Zhuo, Captain Yang, let's take it, at least it's a little bit of kindness from our own people. Next time Mr. Yu goes to play in the county, just come to us and take care of food and housing." Play, good escort in the new era!"
Everyone laughed when they said it, and the atmosphere relaxed, it seemed that the bacterial oil became insignificant.A group of young people began to talk about the mountains one after another.Most of the talks were about the best of all kinds encountered while on duty, each of them was beaming with joy and spitting.When the sky is bright, some people in the village start activities, and some people take advantage of the rain to go to the mountains to pick mushrooms.Yu Wenyou suddenly remembered something, jumped up and began to chase people away: "You guys go back, come and play next time. Cough cough, don't let the villagers see you carrying mushroom oil..."
Team Yang was stunned, and looked at the plastic bag in his hand: "Why?"
Zhuo Daonan sneered: "Comrade policeman! You always want to judge the case, but you can't tell? Which girl in the village gave it to you?"
Yu Wenyou blushed: "Uh... a lot... let's go, let's go!" I made a mistake, I was excited last night, I didn't expect that there were so many of them, and they would attract people's attention when they retreated.Although it is true that he can't finish eating so much mushroom oil, but if he secretly gave it away, he might be caught by the girls' mothers and aunts. No matter how he thinks about it, he feels weird.We had no choice but to drive them away before dawn to reduce the number of witnesses.
Seeing Yu Wenyou's embarrassment, everyone laughed wildly.Especially Zhuo Daonan, who slapped his thigh with a smile: "Handsome Yu, do you dare to admit it or not? It's too shameless."
Yu Wenyou: "..."
Team Yang is older, so he is naturally more serious. He is too embarrassed to tease others, but instead urges everyone to escape from the "scene".Zhuo Daonan walked a few steps and then turned back, shaking the phone in his hand and asked, "Mr. Yu, what is your phone number? Let's leave a contact information."
Yu Wenyou reported the phone number, and also made a note of the phone number between Zhuo Daonan and Yang Dui.He waved his hand and sent people away.The morning time in the countryside is precious, and the school is a little far from where the villagers live.A group of people left, and most of the villagers just took a look.What's more, they already had equipment in their hands, the light was not good, and there was a distance, so no one noticed it.Yu Wenyou breathed a sigh of relief, why did he act like a thief!
This Monday, Yu Wenyou didn't sleep all night, it doesn't matter because he is young.I ran around the village as usual and came back to make breakfast.There were three other guests at home, so I cooked a big pot of egg porridge with a rice cooker.When it was done, I just pasted a note on the door, ate a bowl in the kitchen, and then patted my ass and went to class.After more than a month of teaching career, Yu Wenyou finally got a little clue.Generally speaking, the workload is very heavy, far exceeding that of ordinary teachers. However, there is no entertainment or trifles in the countryside. If there is no work, it will be boring and crazy.The work is mainly concentrated on lesson preparation, and the policy he implements is to change homework from the fourth grade to the third grade, and so on, he will change the homework to the first grade.Of course, with a total of more than a dozen students, it is not a big project to change homework. This is mainly to mobilize the enthusiasm of the students and consolidate their knowledge.
Busy until noon, the students went back to eat, and Yu Wenyou also made his own lunch.Walking to the dormitory next door, I found that the door of the living room was wide open, the tables and chairs had returned to their original appearance, and three big men were sitting around the table.Yu Wenyou was stunned for a moment before he said, "Is Mr. You better?"
You Hexuan nodded with a smile: "It's much better, thank you for taking care of me. I wanted to make lunch for you, but I'm not very familiar with the kitchen, so I'm afraid I'll mess things up. I'm not able to move yet, so I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you for two days.”
Yu Wenyou didn't really like strangers invading his living space, but he was injured and couldn't chase him away, so he just smiled and said, "It's okay."
You Hexuan pointed to the two people opposite him and said: "This is a panda, this is a camel. They are all my friends. We three big men eat a lot, and it may not be convenient for you to cook alone. Can they help you?" "
Yu Wenyou did not refuse, and told the two people where the things were.With the concerted efforts of the three of them, a simple meal was ready in less than half an hour.After eating, Yu Wenyou continued to throw them here, and went back to his room to sleep and recharge his energy for the afternoon teaching.I didn't sleep last night, and my energy level is indeed a little weaker. It would be wiser to take a break at noon.After teaching the afternoon class, Yu Wenyou came back with a slightly hoarse voice, and he was greeted with a dinner of three dishes and one soup.
You Hexuan said with a smile: "Panda went to the town to buy something, we caused you trouble, it's not good to take advantage of you for dinner."
"You're too polite." Yu Wenyou said politely and started to eat. The class in the afternoon was very exhausting, so he was a little hungry.After eating, the camel consciously went to wash the dishes.Yu Wenyou can see it, what kind of friends, they are clearly big brothers and younger brothers!You Hexuan is that big brother.But others are not busy, he still has to prepare lessons.I was busy until after eight o'clock before I came out of the room. Seeing the three people staring at each other in the living room, it was obvious that I was bored.
When the panda saw him coming out, he was amazed: "Mr. Yu, you have to be so busy every day? Are you tired?"
Yu Wenyou shook his head: "It's good to get used to it. There are few teachers in the mountains, so one person is the envoy of two people."
You Hexuan looked at the environment in the house, and couldn't help asking: "The school is well repaired, and your house is especially meticulous. It was designed by a famous artist, right? The county allocated funds or the provincial funds?"
"It's a work of a college student's internship, very talented. Now it is developing in the capital." Yu Wenyou said, "The school is... a classmate of mine is very rich, and it was built after donating 20 yuan. The previous one was almost collapsed."
You Hexuan was stunned for a moment, then took a deep look at Yu Wenyou, and said, "Little young people can't stand loneliness very much, you are very good. How many years do you plan to stay here?"
"If you need it, stay for the rest of your life." Yu Wenyou added, "I'm not good at dealing with interpersonal relationships. Schools in good places have too many twists and turns, not as simple as those in village offices. I'm very comfortable here."
Luo Tuo couldn't understand: "Where is it? There is a shortage of food and clothing. I can't even buy some good food today."
Yu Wenyou smiled: "The food is not good? Why don't you go to another Dongyue to try a mushroom feast? If you are free, you can also use my casserole to make a pot of mushroom stew. I saw it when I passed by the restaurant when I was in school. 388 a It’s a luxury.” Although there seems to be nothing else except mushrooms and vegetables.
You Hexuan also laughed: "That's right, not to mention Eastern Guangdong Province, it's not cheap even in Yuming City. The main reason is that mushrooms are not easy to preserve. Anyone who can make a good fresh-keeping method must make a fortune."
For some reason, Yu Wenyou thought of his own different dimension.Then he smiled, life is nothing more than a bowl of rice and a suit of clothes, what do you need so much money for?If you have a life, you can make money, but if you don't, you will die.
The three of You Hexuan couldn't bear it all day, and they all took Yu Wenyou as their only entertainment. Seeing that it was still early, they asked, "What's interesting nearby?"
Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth: "Have you not fallen enough? Not only is it difficult to walk around, but there are also many poisonous snakes. Someone in the village was bitten to death. You should be careful."
You Hexuan was embarrassed: "I'm used to traveling all over the world, so I didn't expect any accidents. Well, next time I come, I need to prepare some serum."
Yu Wenyou is speechless, come again! ?There are so many people who are not afraid of death these days.
You Hexuan took a meaningful look at Yu Wenyou: "I don't come here often, how do I know what the real original ecological life is?"
Yu Wenyou: ...The world of donkey friends is really complicated!
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