After recording the divorce variety show, I became popular

In the afternoon, Wen Xiao squatted in a corner by himself while everyone had their own business, and opened an anonymous forum in a mysterious place.

He used the search function to filter out what he wanted:

[Share a few practical ways to differentiate into A, undifferentiated brothers and sisters enter! 】

Main building: [There are many people who want to become alpha, but most of them have differentiated into beta!You think it's predestined, you think it's written in your genetic code at birth.No!In fact, differentiation into alpha also requires skill and hard work!why no one told youIt's because their alphas don't want to use more of their kind to compete with them.Seeing that many brothers are distressed about their own fate of differentiation, I want to tell you today, the preparations that I and the alphas around me will do before the division! 】

[After I became an alpha a few years ago, my younger brother was about to split.I tried to make him wrap the underwear I wore (you know), and sleep with it on his head all night, and then he really differentiated into an alpha! 】

Wen Xiao's eyes lit up, and she slowed down when she was scrolling through the post, looking down word by word, for fear of missing a method that can be differentiated into alpha.

In the beginning, I hugged my own experience method, and later others came to post and share.

Some methods were too harsh and could not be prepared in a short time, so Wen Xiao could only reluctantly give up.However, there are many practical and simple methods, such as...

Roast ten garlics and put them in your mouth to chew together,

Wrap your head in the underwear worn by alpha and sleep all night,

He didn't sleep for three days in a row, and on the third night, he wrapped his lost hair in paper, burned it, and buried it in the ground...

Wen Xiao wrote them down in the memo one by one.Things like time travel have happened, maybe it is really possible to rely on technology to determine the abo differentiation?

Finally, Wen Xiao left a message with satisfaction:

[Thank you, big brothers and sisters, I will fulfill my wish after I succeed in splitting! 】

Wen Xiao put away her phone, and was going to go to the kitchen to see if there was any garlic.

And all this was clearly recorded by the camera on the ceiling above his head.

Program team: Looking forward to the broadcast of the program.

Half an hour after Wen Xiao replied, there was a new reply to this post:

[Which idiot actually believed this?Didn't the nine-year compulsory education teach you how abo came about? 】

[Although the nine-year obligation has become popular, the brain is a good thing, this cute brother/sister doesn't have it. 】

The post was kicked to the front page, and more and more people came to see God's reply, and the post was full of laughter.

These news are not yet known.

He came to the kitchen, pulled out a head of garlic, and peeled off ten garlic cloves.While peeling garlic, there was a knock on the door outside.He didn't care and continued to peel.

A few minutes later, Yun Wobai walked into the kitchen, saw Wen Xiao who was peeling garlic, and asked, "Xiaoxiao, what are you doing peeling garlic? Are you hungry, but how do you eat garlic?"

"Ah, well, I'm not hungry." Wen Xiao was embarrassed to say that he was preparing a recipe for his differentiation into an A, and changed the subject, "Who was it just now?"

"Oh, it's the old village head's son." Yun Wobai was really perfunctory by Wen Xiao.On behalf of the village, the son of the village chief came to invite them to have dinner together, and more than a dozen families in the village would come to welcome them.

Yunwobai and the others discussed it, but it was hard to turn down the hospitality, and they had to eat dinner, otherwise they might hurt the hearts of the villagers.But you can't go empty-handed, always prepare some suitable gifts.

When the appointed time came, the six of them came to the place where the banquet was held.It was in a small square in the village, where ten Eight Immortals tables had been put together, and home-cooked delicacies were placed one after another, and the villagers smiled and greeted them to come and sit.

Most of those who stayed in the village were elderly, and there were not many young people, and most of them went out to work.

Not to mention, Wen Xiao can be quite confusing when she is quiet, her face is beautiful and well-behaved, her eyes are clear and bright, which is especially attractive to the elderly.Several old people pulled Wen Xiao to sit among them.

The six of them finally sat down separately, and Wen Xiao was surrounded by elderly grandparents, who looked at Wen Xiao with smiles and kept picking up food for him.

Wen Xiaomeng recalled the fear of being fed by the elders during the Chinese New Year.

"Thank you grandpa, I will come by myself..."

The old man is getting old and hard of hearing, so he said to himself: "Oh, this doll is so annoying. I think I am an alpha, and my five children, both male and female, are also alphas, and even my grandson is also an alpha! Yes, it's sweeter than Wen's little grandson!"

The whole family is alpha?

Wen Xiao's thoughts suddenly popped up.

He filled the old man with wine: "Grandpa, your family is all alpha? Is there anything special about it?"

The old man was drinking happily, pointing to Wen Xiao's cup: "You drink too, drink with grandpa!"

Wen Xiao only drank once, and it was when he was hosting an adult party.They invited younger brothers who were also seniors in high school, although these "little brothers" were all older than Wen Xiao.That night he had just drank half a bottle of beer when he was knocked down. He fell asleep until his father rushed into the private room and kicked him awake in front of his little brothers.

Hey, let's not mention the embarrassment.

Isn't it just drinking, in order to differentiate into alpha, worth it!

Wen Xiao filled up the wine, first licked it with the tip of her tongue to taste.Spicy and a little sweet.

"This is brewed by the old man myself. It's delicious, drink!"

Just drink it!

Wen Xiao closed her eyes, raised her hand, and did it.

In an instant, his face was full of smoke, and the fire burned from his throat to his stomach, and then from his stomach to his head.

"Hey! Good baby, amazing, come again!"

Wen Xiao felt that smoke was coming from the top of his head, he held the wine glass in his arms, and waved desperately at the old man.As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a strong smell of alcohol: "No, no, no!"

He still stubbornly repeated the question just now, and got the old man's "unique secret book" as he wished: "My dear boy, I will tell you that you listen to my old man so much! Take a rooster with a big red crown and put it on the table." Put another three sticks of incense on the table, and you're done!"

"Okay!" Wen Xiao clenched his fists with his tongue out, "Thank you, Grandpa!"

The wine glass had already rolled under the table and was kicked away by someone.

When the banquet was over, Wen Xiao was lying on the table and almost fell asleep.He was carried back to the recording cabin by Yunwobai, and he was talking drunk while covering him with a quilt.

When Yun Wobai leaned over to listen carefully, he stopped talking and hiccupped.

Yun Wobai gently pinched Wen Xiao's red nose, and smiled, "Little drunk."

Wen Xiao didn't sleep well, and woke up in the middle of the night.The alcohol didn't go away, I just remembered that I seemed to know an amazing trick to differentiate into alpha.But after reading too many "methods" in the post, he was dizzy and remembered it.

"Three sticks of incense...wrapped in...alpha's clothes..."

Wen Xiao remembered that when she heard Huang Mao's younger brother say that Lou Tianying took a week off because of the split, and finally split into a top alpha.Alright, it's decided, go get Lou Tianying's clothes and make yourself a top alpha!

Wen Xiao vaguely remembered that Lou Tianying was sleeping in the living room, so he stepped on his slippers and walked downstairs.

However, Lou Tianying slept in the living room yesterday.Today is the second night of recording, according to the rotation discussed by several people yesterday, the one sleeping in the living room tonight is actually Yunwobai.

Yun Wobai was woken up by the weight on his body.

He opened his eyes and saw the person on his body through the moonlight outside the window.

"Xiaoxiao?" Yun Wobai sat up, "Is it uncomfortable, do you have a headache? Do you want some water?"

The little drunk Wen Xiao couldn't understand the words, and just wanted to take off the pajamas that "Lou Tianying" was wearing.

"Lou... your pajamas, burp me!"

The boy's slightly cool and soft fingers fumbled around his body, Yun Wobai's abdomen tightened slightly, he held Wen Xiao's hand but did not dare to use force.

"Xiao, Xiaoxiao, what are you going to do to me?"

Yunwobai's heart beat uncontrollably.

"Give me the clothes!" Wen Xiao was furious.

Wen Xiao was so annoyed by the whining, she stretched out her hand to push and pull.

The buttons were snapped, and the pajamas were undone.

Yunwo is hard in vain.

Just when Yun Wobai froze in a daze, Wen Xiao had already taken off his pajamas, carried him upstairs contentedly, and didn't even know he lost a shoe.

He returned to the bedroom, put the pajamas that smelled of cool rosin pheromone on the bedside table, took out three candles from the drawer, and put them in front of the pajamas.

The little drunk closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and muttered words that others could not understand.

After doing all this, he lay down on the bed with confidence and fell asleep in a second.

Yunwobai has been watching silently for a while.With a shirt on his shoulders, he walked over softly, put Wen Xiao's lost slippers under the bed, and covered the sleeping Wen Xiao with a quilt.

"So you like my pajamas..." Yun Wobai murmured in a low voice, both helpless and slightly sour.

"I really want to know how you react when you wake up tomorrow."

The little drunk cat blushing must be very cute.

The author has something to say: Lao Bai, if you know that what the little baby is looking for is actually an old building, you will be even more sour.

感谢在2021-01-2523:20:11~2021-01-2623:47:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: drunk porphyrin, 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: drunk porphyrin, 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of Allah;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard