My wife is a soft and cute little crying bag

Ke Ai looked at himself, his clothes and trousers were covered with fine sand, and there was still a lot of dust.

"dirty!"

Qiao Linzhe urged, "I don't dislike it, come up quickly, my legs are going to be numb."

"OK then."

Ke Ai slowly lay on Qiao Linzhe's back. Qiao Linzhe held his knees and got up slowly, "Why is it so light? Have you lost weight recently?"

"No..." Ke Ai was thinking about what happened just now, and answered absent-mindedly.

Qiao Linzhe heard that his tone was wrong, and asked softly, "Baby, tell me, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing!"

Qiao Linzhe stopped suddenly, "If you don't tell me, I will carry you to a crowded place?"

Ke Ai is not as thick-skinned as him, and when they meet someone occasionally on the trail they are walking, he will bury his face in Qiao Linzhe's back in shame.

What if you go to a crowded place?

Ke Ai hurriedly stopped Qiao Linzhe, "No! I'll say it! Is it okay if I say it?"

Qiao Linzhe continued walking, "Then let's talk."

Ke Ai faltered for a long time, and didn't know which word to start with. No matter how he opened his mouth, he felt so ashamed.

"It's been a long time, and I haven't said a word. It seems that you don't want to say it." Qiao Linzhe turned around with Ke Ai on his back, and there was a crowd not far ahead.

Ke Ai quickly grabbed his back, "Turn around quickly, don't go there, I'll tell you now!"

"If you don't say it this time, you won't have a chance, right?"

Ke Ai nodded fiercely, "Yeah, I promise!"

Only then did Qiao Linzhe turn around.

"Just...just now...what did that blond-haired girl tell you?"

As soon as Ke Ai asked about this guy, he buried his head in Qiao Linzhe's back, his face flushed with heat.

Qiao Linzhe chuckled, "She...she just wanted to seduce your husband."

Ke Ai raised his head suddenly: "How can that be!"

Qiao Linzhe was almost knocked off his feet by his operation, so he bumped his butt again to prevent him from sliding down.

Ke Ai ordered indignantly, "You can't be seduced by her, you already have a wife and children, or two!"

"Yes, yes, my wife is so cute and handsome, with abs and mermaid lines, and I'm not stupid, how can I fall in love with her?"

Qiao Linzhe kept blowing rainbow farts, for fear of making people cry.

Ke Ai suddenly froze again, and said in an aggrieved tone, "Although everything Lin Zhe said is correct, he doesn't have abdominal muscles..."

Qiao Linzhe wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of offending people, so he could only hold back, "It's okay, as long as my husband has it, my baby doesn't need abs."

"Right!"

Ke Ai suddenly figured it out, and resurrected with full blood.

Sometimes Qiao Linzhe really doesn't understand him, he was just sluggish just now, but the next second he immediately wants to jump up happily, are young people's minds so active?

Ke Ai became serious again, "Also... what did Lin Zhe brother teach me just now?"

"Ok?"

Qiao Linzhe didn't realize for a moment which sentence he was referring to.

"Just let me talk to those teenagers."

After Qiao Linzhe realized it, he still couldn't help laughing, "It's not interesting? It's almost the same as what you said just now, anyway, it's the same meaning in a nutshell."

Ke Ai persisted and pestered, "So what do you mean? I want the original words and the original translation for me."

"It just... means 'my husband wants to watch me play football, can I join you guys?' That's it."

Ke Ai blushed instantly, and kept patting Qiao Linzhe's shoulder, "Ah, ahh, how could Linzhe brother do this? Do I want to lose face?"

"I'm just being on the safe side. Look, you're so good. What if they take a fancy to you? I'm not allowed to declare my sovereignty? Do I want to lose face?"

Ke Ai: Your face is face, mine is nothing!You big bastard!

"I'm ignoring you, brother Lin Zhe can figure it out! Hmph!"

"I've already admitted my mistake, Master Ke Ai, can't you forgive the little one?"

Ke Ai took advantage of the opportunity to give him a step down, pouted his lips and said, "Then... because of your sincere attitude of admitting your mistakes, I won't bother with you this time, and you can't bully me next time!"

Qiao Linzhe squeezed Ke Ai's thigh, "Okay, I won't dare next time."

"Shall we go buy a cake? I haven't eaten much this afternoon, so I'm a little hungry."

As soon as the words fell, Ke Ai's stomach yelled "Gulu Gulu".

Ke Ai felt ashamed and quickly covered his neck with his hands.

Qiao Linzhe warned again, "Don't let go of my neck, I don't care if I fall and cry later?"

After listening to Qiao Linzhe's words, Ke Ai hugged his neck tightly again.

"Don't be so tight, baby, do you want to murder your husband?"

"no!"

Ke Ai let go of the pressure a little, and Qiao Linzhe felt better.

The two went to the cake shop to buy cakes, and the clerk gave them a small gift. Ke Ai was as happy as if he had won a big prize.

Sure enough, people who are easily satisfied are the happiest.

After returning to the hotel, Ke Ai's expression changed instantly. Qiao Linzhe asked to help him take a bath, but he refused.

Qiao Linzhe glanced at his ankle again, it was already swollen, "You can't even stand upright like this, how can you take a shower by yourself?"

"There is a bathtub, and it's not standing up to wash, why can't I do it."

Ke Ai yanked on the bathroom door tightly, trying not to let Qiao Linzhe go in.

"I can do it myself, I have to wash it myself, Brother Lin Zhe, go away!"

Seeing that Ke Ai didn't give in at all, Qiao Linzhe walked away silently.

Ke Ai breathed a sigh of relief.