Xiaohemiao's group pet diary

During the holidays, Zheng Anhe lived very comfortably at home.I stay in bed until midnight in the morning. When I get up, I go to the yard to look at the flowers, plants, fish, birds, and fruit trees. When I am tired, I go back to the room to warm up and read a book. In the afternoon, I sometimes go to the store to help, and occasionally take a nap.

The end of the new year is approaching. On this day, four people from No. 233 Middle School [-] are making video calls in various places. Zheng Anhe is sitting in Miao Miao's shop to help look after the shop.

The background sound in Shangcheng City was the noisiest, and the whistling wind was transmitted to the other end through the network cable, making it even more ear-piercing.He was standing in the ice and snow wearing a cool ski suit, waving hello to his roommates vigorously.

"My young master will be skiing later, and I'm ready to follow the camera, and I'll cast the screen to my phone in real time for you to see~"

"Boring." Chen Jiji, who was sitting at the table, frowned, feeling disgusted that Shang Chengcheng interrupted his study!

Young Master Shang didn't hear clearly, so he raised the decibel and shouted, "Ah? What did you say?"

"Hello? Hello? Hear me?"

"Hello? Is cutie there? There seems to be a problem with my signal..."

Accompanied by Shang Chengcheng's dry howling, after two squeaks, a prompt was displayed on the mobile screens of the other three at the same time: Your friend Shang Chengcheng has a bad network and has left the group chat.

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The call was initiated by Shang Chengcheng. After he quit the chat, the group suddenly fell silent.Occasionally, there was a faint sound of clicking the mouse and keyboard, and Chen Jiji recognized the movement from Xu He's side. Guessing that Xu He was playing a game, he raised the test paper in his hand, "An'an?"

"Hey?"

"An'an, have you read the questions from Beijing University's new question bank this year?"

"...What question bank?" Zheng Anhe questioned with the spirit of being diligent and inquisitive. After Chen Jiji's explanation, he finally understood that a certain question bank was a super-difficult test question prepared by Beijing University, a TOP1 university in China, for self-enrollment.After Peking University recruits students every year, these exam questions will be made public on the school website. The questions are very spiritual and cannot be challenged by ordinary people.

Chen Jiji is working on the latest test paper. The first question can still be solved by stumbles, but the second question has been stuck for almost a whole day.

Zheng Anhe was ashamed after hearing this, because he would become lethargic in winter.When I was in school, I was able to get up early on time with strong self-control, and let myself go as soon as the holidays were over. Of course, my family also indulged me.

"Then let me take a look?"

Chen Jiji's eyes lit up, and he pointed the math problem squarely at the camera.

Zheng Anhe calmed down and analyzed the question, "Connect integrals and factorials... The concept of factorials can be extended to non-integer situations, and then the expression of integrals can be obtained...Maybe try using the gamma function to prove it?"

Chen Jiji slapped his head, and his thoughts suddenly flooded, "Yes! It's the gamma function!"

The two had a lively discussion, and Zheng Anhe continued to calculate in his mind: "Jiji, it's not convenient for me to send me a copy of the exam questions?"

"Of course, the topic is downloaded from the school website. I will send it to you now, and we will do it together."

"Okay. Thank you Jiji~" Zheng Anhe seriously reflected on himself. After the holiday, he really slackened a lot in his studies. Learning is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. How can you do it if you don't work hard.

Chen Jiji couldn't stop his problem-solving ideas from popping up. After sending out the documents, he plunged into the calculations, and didn't even know when he turned off his mobile phone.Another person quit the group chat, leaving only two avatar frames in the video.

"Ah He? Are you there?" Xu He's camera kept facing the table, and no one could be seen.

"I'm here." After finishing a game, Xu He went offline. At that time, Zheng Anhe was giving a lecture to Chen Jiji, so he waited patiently without making a sound, "How are you at home?"

"Okay, I eat well and sleep well every day." It's not just good, it's so good, Zheng Anhe felt that he was almost no different from Xiaozhu.

Xu He remembered An An's habit, put his hand against his fist, and smiled at the corner of his mouth.

"How is Ah He at home?"

"Playing games." Xu He turned the camera. In the simple and plain room, the most cluttered place is the computer desk.

Zheng Anhe understood, and upon seeing this, he told Xu He to protect his eyes.After getting along for half a semester, the three people in the dormitory are already very clear about Xu He's high myopia and game hobby.

Xu He hummed, and wanted to ask Zheng Anhe if he wanted to play a game together, but remembered the test paper Chen Jiji gave An An just now, so he didn't ask.He has been reluctant to hang up, and Zheng Anhe is more sensitive and considerate to other people's thoughts, so the two of them chatted one after another.

As a taciturn person, Xu He almost emptied all the chatterboxes.After dragging on for a long time like this, he finally whispered, "An'an, do you want to play a game with me? Or the one we played together before?"

The tone was almost cautious, but the pleading emotion was not obvious after the voice was lowered.Xu He thought to himself, it won't take too long, just play one game, after all, only in the game world can he be eloquent.

"Okay, I happen to remember the rules of the characters I played." Zheng Anhe smiled, looking soft and very talkative.

"Hmm... An'an, I'll send you the account password." Since Zheng Anhe played Xu He's game with a large account last time, Xu He has never used that full-level account again, and he has always used a small account for live broadcasts.

There are different opinions on this in the bb forum of BFI. Fans explain that their big bird is taking the initiative to fade away the halo and open up a new world. Black fans insist that this is naked low-level hype, and some passersby even speculate that Crane God and the platform have fallen out. Was blocked by the game company, or was cheated by the mysterious little girlfriend last time...

In fact, Xu He's intention couldn't be simpler, he just wanted to give this account to Zheng Anhe, and whenever An An wanted to play, he would play it for him.Since it was considered an invisible gift, he followed his inner thoughts sincerely and never logged on that account again.

Some fans on the Internet sincerely lamented that this account of ID Crane has accompanied Crane God from obscurity to glory, which is of great significance.But in the eyes of the person concerned, now it is just a toy for Zheng Anhe's entertainment.

The "mysterious little girlfriend" Zheng Anhe didn't know anything about it, so she downloaded the BFI software on her computer, and logged into the golden game interface for the second time, "Ahe, can we play some more difficult levels this time?"

When Zheng Anhe played this game for the first time, it was quite a novelty. The labels of "extreme survival" and "exciting competition" were really eye-catching, but after playing two games at that time, he felt a little weird.

Where is the weirdness?It's just too European...

It's like he didn't want to sit on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit, but no matter where he went, there were rabbits bumping into his feet. The dizzy rabbit had stars in his eyes, and there were signs all over his body: Come and pick me up!Come pick me up!Zheng Anhe didn't pick it up, and it seemed that he didn't respect those rabbits bumping around on the ground.

Although he had never been exposed to this type of game before, after playing a few times, Zheng Anhe could guess that the starred ID Xu He gave him was probably of an abnormally high level.

In fact, ID Crane has been on BFI's top player in the whole server since a year ago. He has already become a god and does not need much maintenance. The materials are all high-end.

"Well, we landed in the cave at the bottom of the cliff this time. Cough, Anan, you can't lose it when you jump off the cliff and teleport later. So we need at least a little intimacy, where we are chatting..."

"Okay." Zheng Anhe opened the dialog box, clicked the heart three times neatly, and waited to jump off the cliff.

Xu He didn't move for a long time, and there was only 30 seconds left before the countdown to automatic exit.Zheng Anhe tapped the head of the character, "What's the matter, is three taps enough? Do you need..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu He's disconnected brain circuit was connected again, and he interrupted hastily: "No, no, that's enough, that's enough."

There is a monster boss in the cave at the bottom of the cliff, which is the biggest boss in the entire game. So far, only Xu He has successfully challenged it alone.

With top-level equipment and top-level masters, the "slightly higher" difficulty boss was beaten to the ground.Zheng Anhe didn't know the truth, and secretly regretted that he said it too tactfully at the beginning, and should have played a more difficult game.

After exiting the game, the sun was already setting outside the window, and the afternoon slipped by in a flash.

Zheng Anhe looked up at the sky. Uncle Yang and his mother were shopping for New Year’s goods together today, and the time should be back soon, "Ahe, are you here today?"

"Well, goodbye An An."

Zheng Anhe waved at the camera, hung up the call and realized that the video was always on when playing games.

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On the edge of the city outside the Fifth Ring Road of Yun City, small vendors in a narrow alley were hawking along the street. On both sides of the road, there were a few dilapidated shops clamoring for some dispute. Xu He opened the window of the tube building at will.

In the hustle and bustle of the world, if the heart can not be stained with dust, love will last forever like the sun that rises every day.

At the same time, there was another wave of enthusiasm on the bb gossip forum.

[Crane God and the big and small accounts are online at the same time again?Click to see...]

"Squat representative."

"The class representative is here! Crane God used the trumpet to broadcast live this afternoon, and it went offline after one set. After an hour or so, it went online again. I don't know the specific situation this time. Going offline and offline at the same time! And according to the system release, the Warcraft boss was brutally challenged this afternoon. Summary: Crane God brought his mysterious little girlfriend to play games again."

"What about the person who said the title? Don't you apologize for speculating and spreading rumors?"

"Is it my little girlfriend again? No... Crane God's posture is really cheated by a scam."

"﹢1. And willingly."

"The logic of the crane fans upstairs is ridiculous. Who can lick the dog more and can't see it? It's disgusting to smear the innocent little girl of the black family when the house collapses."

"Agreed. Is it okay for people to have a serious relationship? An old fan said that the people who liked Dahe at first were purely because of technology. I don't know when there were so many famous fans. I like a person for the sake of superiority and ego, and even some I haven’t even fought the BFI, so I’m really speechless.”

"There is no doubt about serious love, it's a bit sweet."

"Perhaps the little sister is Bai Fumei. Don't delay your Crane God, Crane Fan, by the way kswl."

"I don't think it's okay to give a number. Big Bird has reached the full level, and there is nothing to play. Besides, he has hand speed and brain skills, and he is not a number."

……

But in reality, one of the two parties who were hotly discussed was completely ignorant, and the other was not interested at all.

The author has something to say:

The gamma function is a concept discussed in a letter from the super-powerful mathematician Euler to Goldbach. It is an extremely useful formula in integral calculations.As long as it grows into an integral with the characteristics of the gamma function or can be prepared by yourself, it will be easy to use. You can check the answer in seconds.Since the author is a math scumbag, the quotes in this article are completely nonsense, please don't take it seriously! ! !