The system asked me to give birth to the protagonist [Quick Transmigration]

at. "998 didn't think it was enough to say that, so he specially used a small program to add a bulingbuling comic effect to Lu Shuo's back.

Guan Lin had no choice but to close his eyes and not open them until the system turned off the hairless special effect. He took off his sunglasses and handed them to his assistant, telling him, "Xiao Chen, go out."

The assistant Xiao Chen was a little worried, and said cautiously: "Mr. Guan, you don't look very good, or don't do the physical examination today and come back tomorrow?"

Guan Lin's bad complexion was caused by the system. He rubbed his eyebrows and waved his hand, "It's okay, you wait for me outside."

Xiao Chen still hesitated, and Lu Shuo suddenly said, "Let's do it today, and do it again tomorrow. It's going to embarrass your boss."

He didn't care how Xiao Chen reacted, and asked Guan Lin directly, "Is the intestine empty?"

Guan Lin rummaged through the original owner's memory and nodded.

Seeing that he insisted, the assistant didn't say anything, opened the door and went out. After a while, there were only two people left in the consulting room.

The man's expression was impeccable, and he no longer had the attitude of scrutiny just now, looking at the young man as if he were facing a stranger.

Lu Shuo was thinking about doing whatever he wanted, but he didn't show it at all on his face, just like treating ordinary patients, he said to the man: "Go to the consulting room, then take off your pants and lie down and wait for me."

Guan Lin hummed when he heard the words, got up neatly and walked to the consulting room.

Although he is busy with work, he also pays great attention to his health. A small check-up every year and a big check-up every three years are necessary.The original owner had similar habits to him. He had undergone a colonoscopy before and knew the procedure.

When Lu Shuo put on his gloves and walked into the consultation room, he saw a man lying on his side on the bed with his pants off.

The man was facing him, with his knees bent and one arm folded by his ear, in a very standard posture.

Lu Shuo stared at his groin for a while longer, and felt even more upset, because his own size became smaller, and he became more concerned about the size of others. There is no harm if there is no comparison!

Because the shirt was still on, the jungle and wild beasts there were half-hidden and the whole picture could not be seen. When he looked at it like that, the man's face did not show any shyness or embarrassment.

Mental quality is good...

Lu Shuo raised his eyebrows, looked back, and was about to walk over and start directly. Before he had taken a few steps, his stomach suddenly churn, and the familiar feeling quickly rushed to his throat through the esophagus.

He hurriedly covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom next to him. After a while, there was a violent vomiting sound from inside.

Guan Lin, who was lying on the bed, heard the voice, sat up, and asked 998 with some doubts, "What's wrong with him?"

998 made a haha, "probably dizzy."

Guan Lin: "..."

"You think I'm a fool? He does this job, and he sees so few dicks every day?"

Knowing that he couldn't be fooled, 998 hesitated for a while before whispering: "He... well, actually, he is pregnant."

Guan Lin: "..."

Guan Lin's world view refreshed by the system was once again faltering. He never thought that a man could still get pregnant.

998 didn't give him time to digest, and threw another bomb, "You did it."

Guan Lin: "???"

998, "Congratulations, you will be a father soon!"

Guan Lin: "..."

Guan Lin wanted to say, he didn't do anything!How come you are happy to be a father after only half an hour?Isn't this love education?Does it also include childcare tutorials?

"I don't have this paragraph in my memory." His mind was still calm, and he quickly pulled his thoughts back from the edge of the milk powder.

When he first came here, he had seen the memory of the original owner, except for a special one full of mosaics, the others were normal daily life and work.

"It's the code-coding part. More than two months ago, the original owner was plotted by someone, and by accident, he had a relationship with the mission target. Now it's a secret knot. It can be said that you are the one who takes over." 998 described the cause and effect to Guan Lin with a cute mechanical sound.

Guan Lin's forehead twitched with blue veins, and he gritted his teeth, "That's not how Panxia is used!"

998 trembled with fear from his fierce tone, a little aggrieved, "Why are you so angry? Is it because you don't have a sense of participation? At worst, if this happens again next time, I'll just pull you over in advance. Although the system has Harmony mechanism, but the host can still practice it himself!"

Guan Lin: "...shut up!"

998 was aggrieved and cried, "Hey, what are you doing so fiercely? Isn't everything I do for you? Sure enough, old men who don't have sex have a bad temper. I must apply for spiritual compensation when I go back. !"

Guan Lin felt that his whole head was about to explode. He held his forehead and sighed helplessly, "Can you apply for another system?"

998 immediately exploded when he heard the words, "You actually want to replace me! A scumbag who has always abandoned me! I don't love you anymore!"

Guan Lin: "..."

The author has something to say:

Mr. Guan: Not happy, no sense of participation!

Friends who like it can collect and fatten it first, this article will definitely not be cheated!

5. Troubles of anorectal surgeons ([-])

After Lu Shuo vomited out, what he saw was the man's face was dark, and his body exuded a murderous aura silently.

"???" He asked the system, "What's wrong?"

System, "I don't know."

Lu Shuo: "What's the use of you!"

System: "..." He really doesn't know this time, it seems really useless to look at it this way.

Lu Shuo guessed that the man was angry because he ran into the bathroom and vomited for a long time and wasted his time. Rich people seem to be more concerned about this.

"Sorry, I ate something bad this morning and I feel a little uncomfortable." The apology was insincere, just like someone who bumped into him just now.

Guan Lin followed the sound and looked over, and couldn't help being stunned.

The person who just came out of the bathroom did not wear a mask, showing a beautiful and beautiful face.It should be that the face has just been washed, and there are still drops of water on the cheeks, which make the skin look crystal clear. Every part of the facial features is just right, the eyebrows are lively, the nose is straight and delicate, and the lips look like they have just been licked and glowing. Attractive red color.

"Wow~~~~Look at how pretty this little cutie is!" 998's voice was filled with exclamation, not at all like crying.

"Hmm." Guan Lin couldn't help agreeing. Every part of this person is based on his aesthetic points, and he couldn't bear to move his eyes away for a while.

"Ding, favorability +10." The plain mechanical voice was followed by 998's loud voice, "Wow! I didn't expect Mr. Guan to be a good-looking dog! It's really superficial!"

Guan Lin: "..." Why did he set up such a system!

"It's my favorability that went up just now?" Although Guan Lin was annoyed by the system, his mind didn't stop thinking. At the beginning, he thought it was to gain the other party's favorability.

998, "What else? Now I'm teaching you how to fall in love. Of course, it depends on your favorability. It doesn't matter whether the target loves you or not. The key is that you have to love him. Our goal is to teach you what love is!

Guan Lin: "..." The logic is perfect, but he always feels a little uncomfortable, and in this uncomfortable mood, he suddenly has an idea.

"Why are you still standing there, stupid! Hurry up, he said he's not feeling well, why don't you hurry up and take care of it! Do you want me to teach you?" 998 didn't realize that the crisis was approaching, and continued to think about it in his mind. blah blah.

"Ding, favorability -2." The mechanical voice sounded, and 998 was taken aback, "What's going on, how did the favorability drop???"

Guan Lin calmed down and said coldly, "No matter how wordy you are, your favorability will still drop."

"Hey, what are you doing? I am me, cutie is cutie, how can you reduce his favorability! Is it reasonable?"

"Ding, favorability -1."

Guan Lin: "You found him, so how could it have nothing to do with you? If the favorability is negative, I should give you -99, and it's not too much to give him."

"Ahhhh, you scumbag! How can you be so badass!" 998 felt that if he had a heart, he would probably have developed a disease. "Do you know how important sympathy is to me? No host has ever lowered their favorability, this is the capital of my superiority in the system group! You are hurting my self-esteem, do you know that!"

"Ding, favorability -1." Guan Lin didn't know just now, but now he knows, and then continued to rub 998's dignity on the ground.

998:"……"

"Ding, favorability -1."

998: "Ding, 996 is at your service now, what does the host need?"

Guan Lin was not polite, "Shut up."

"Okay, in the future, unless the teaching prompts and the host actively calls, the system will not make any more sounds. I wish you a happy study and complete the teaching tasks as soon as possible!" With blood in his heart, 998 switched to the automatic reply mode for Guan Lin. The host had caused him so much damage from the very beginning, he needed to go back and recuperate.

This war without gunpowder ended in a systematic defeat, and Guan Lin won!He finally managed to tame that annoying system and earn himself a clean slate.

Lu Shuo saw that the man sitting on the bed was in a daze for a while, and the dead air just now gradually flowed, and his face softened a lot.

I don't know if his apology just now had any effect.

"If you don't feel well, please take leave today and go home to rest." Guan Lin glanced at the young man lightly, then shifted his gaze to his flat stomach, whose waist was wrapped in a well-fitting white coat, which looked as big as the palm of his hand Wider, I didn't expect that a little life was conceived there, and in a sense, it was still him.