, "No need, didn't you say that elementary school students can play this game?"

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998: I'm waiting for the host to be slapped in the face, hahahahahaha~

12. Troubles of anorectal surgeons ([-])

Mr. Guan, who thought he was better than elementary school students, waited for the young man's invitation not long after.

Lu Shuo was promoted successfully and was in a good mood. He turned his head and looked at Mr. Guan who was waiting for him holding his mobile phone, "Okay, let's line up together. What's the name of your game? Add your friends first."

Guan Lin nodded, and said according to the name in the upper left corner: "Don't be afraid of having a cutie."

Lu Shuo: "...poof" I can't tell.

Guan Lin: "..." careless.

"Wait a minute, I'll make a call." He went out with his mobile phone, and when he came back, his name changed to "Don't be afraid Mr. Guan will cover you".

When Lu Shuo played games, he had seen all kinds of strange IDs. Mr. Guan was a bad street type. He just found it a bit novel at first, but he quickly accepted it. in the heart.

The two added friends to each other, and Lu Shuo clicked into the ranking to see Guan Zong, who was in the same king rank as him now, and the team quickly formed.

Guan Lin followed the simple prompts to enter the game screen, and soon came to the stage of hero selection.

Lu Shuo and Mr. Guan are on the fourth and fifth floors, probably because Lu Shuo won too much before, and the first three commonly used heroes are all supported by mages.

When banning heroes, the first floor asked, "Is the fifth floor wild?"

Lu Shuo's usual hero is a shooter, only Guan Zong has three junglers in his row.

Mr. Guan didn't realize that the first floor was asking him. Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Shuo bumped his elbow anxiously, "Ask you, are you wild?"

Mr. Guan frowned, didn't he play games, why did he ask such a question, he didn't make it clear which aspect he meant.

He remembered what his competitors and friends had said about his business methods, and said, "I'm wild."

"Pfft..." Lu Shuo was amused when he heard it, "I didn't expect Mr. Guan to be joking, and he usually brushes his scarf, right?"

"Hmm..." Mr. Guan knew he had made a mistake when he heard the young man laugh. He finally remembered that the three heroes he had chosen had the task of clearing the jungle besides killing enemies.

Without denying it, type in, "I play wild."

Lu Shuo usually only sees Mr. Guan's mature, stable and business-like side. When he saw him playing games for the first time, he immediately felt that he was much kinder, and he was in the mood to say a few more words to him, "Why don't you buy him a sword fairy?" skin."

Guan Lin stared at the game screen with a calm expression, "The original one is very good."

Seeing his green proficiency mark, Lu Shuo asked with some uncertainty, "Are you playing trumpet?"

Guan Lin hummed.

Lu Shuo breathed a sigh of relief.

Soon the game start sounded.

"The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield."

Guan Lin manipulated the sword fairy to go to Papa Red's place in the wild area, recalling the game strategy in his mind, first hit the red, then go to the three pigs, then the river crabs in the river, and then go to Papa Blue, after brushing the birds to catch People, clear thinking, simple and easy to operate.

only……

Why is Tai Yi on the opposite side also at Papa Hong's side, which one should I fight?

Not long after, the sword fairy died.

Guan Lin: "..."

"System, explain."

998 was about to laugh like crazy, when he suddenly heard him calling himself, he hurriedly suppressed his laughter, "The other party is coming against the wild, you have to call someone to help, and also, you can't stick to him to fight this loach, Can't beat it."

Guan Lin frowned slightly, and typed in the game, "The opponent is coming to fight against the wild, come and help."

This is a teamwork game, Guan Lin knows it, and he doesn't want to play it alone without hypocrisy.He is familiar with team work, and playing games should be similar.

After a while, I saw teammate 1 reply, "The opponent is coming to fight against the wild, you can also go to fight against them."

Guan Lin: "..."

Teammate 2 replied, "I want to kiss with my family and accompany him to develop well. You should play by yourself first."

Guan Lin's expression tensed, his eyes darkened.

Lu Shuo was on the road, and the distance was a little far away. After seeing the middle road clearing the line, he stood still. I don’t know if anyone is still alive. The assistant followed the side road. the meaning of.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Lu Shuo cursed, "Damn, you met Siamese twins and actors, you should go to the blue zone first."

Guan Lin hummed, kept his self-restraint and didn't swear, and switched to his own blue zone, but he didn't expect that loach to come with him, bringing the opposite jungler with him.

Once again, Sword Immortal Death.

Guan Lin, "..." Can this game still be played?

Lu Shuo was also very angry. The middle laner just now was beside him, so he didn't go to help, and ran away when he saw someone coming.

"You beat the little monsters, and then go eat the lanes in the middle lane." After clearing his lanes, he came to the wild area to help Guan Zong to watch.

After bumps and bumps, Mr. Guan finally made it to level four, but found that he couldn't use his ult no matter what.

Guan Lin, "..."

In less than 6 minutes, the battle was over. The opponent cooperated tacitly and pushed all the way from the middle to the high ground. They didn't even have a chance to surrender.

Lu Shuo had never lost so badly. His teammates were one aspect, and Guan Zong knew how to play. He also saw it.

He was a little angry, "If you don't know how to play this, just play with another hero."

Guan Lin wiped his face, stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

His footsteps are fast, and his back is full of evil spirits, which is a bit scary.

Lu Shuo scratched his hair. Could it be that Mr. Guan just wanted to have diarrhea and affected his performance?

Guan Lin went to the bathroom and washed his face, feeling indescribable, the pig teammate turned out to be himself.

He asked the system: "998, is there a cheat?"

It was the first time 998 heard the host call his name, and he let out a silly sound.

"Is there a cheat?" Guan Lin asked again.

"You actually know cheating?" 998 was shocked.

"Just ask if you have any?" Guan Lin didn't want to talk nonsense with him. Does he know that cheating is strange?He has never eaten pork and has seen pigs run. Although he doesn't play games, his classmates around him played games when he was in school. He often heard this term.

998: "Host, you actually want to cheat? I didn't expect you to be like this!"

Guan Lin rubbed the center of his brows, realized that he was thinking about it, and sighed.

I haven't been this angry and anxious for many years. This game is poisonous.

"Why can't I release my skills just now?" Mr. Guan collected his mood and began to reflect on himself, sum up and find out the key to the problem.

998, "There are a few times when you miss a knife, the big move is not unlocked, and there are a few times when your big move expires when the time is up."

Guan Lin recalled the skill explanation and his own operation, and was a little puzzled, "I feel like I don't have enough time."

"It's about hand speed. Your consciousness is right. Hand speed is not good. After all, you are old. It's understandable."

"..."

Why are you so unconvinced when you hear this?He didn't believe it. He, a PhD in economics, still couldn't figure out a game that even elementary school students could play.

Guan Lin found the key to the problem and walked out of the bathroom in a short while.

Lu Shuo saw that his face had softened a lot, and it was rare for him to say a word of concern, "It's severe? If it doesn't stop, we'll go to the hospital and hang up the water."

Guan Lin followed his misunderstanding without explaining, and shook his head, "It's okay, didn't you take the medicine just now, just wait for the effect of the medicine to take effect."

The two teamed up again, probably because they lost too badly in the previous game, and the heroes they were matched with often used by their teammates this time covered more comprehensively.

However, Guan Lin didn't get the jungle position, and only an auxiliary position was reserved for him.

Mr. Guan is very unhappy, and he still has a little anxiety in his heart. If he loses the game like before, he will probably be disgusted to death.

"998, make an idea."

998 smiled triumphantly: "Hahaha, please beg me!"

"Ding, favorability -1."

998: "Okay boss, it's right for you to choose this hero, just follow your little cutie and protect him well."

Guan Lin followed the system's suggestion and chose a pink and tender little deer girl, "How does this hero play?"

998 answers every question, "Fried chicken is simple, the first skill is to push people, the second skill is group damage, and the third skill is to hang on people. There is no technical content in this. You follow your cutie all the time, and others don't care."

Guan Lin frowned, "Really? Isn't this the conjoined twins that Dr. Lu mentioned just now?"

"That depends on who you connect with, listen to me!"

Guan Lin dubiously followed his family, Dr. Lu, and quickly figured out how to use the 12th skill, and reached level [-] in a short while.

This is much easier than playing wild, but it is not fun, Guan Lin feels a little boring.

At this moment, the assassin on the opposite side suddenly appeared from the grass, and Lu Shuo was slashed half of his blood, and hurriedly shouted, "Mr. Guan, come on me, come on me!"

Mr. Guan was stunned, why did he suddenly make this request, isn't he playing a game?

998 said anxiously, "What are you thinking? The third skill is on him!"

Guan Lin let out an expressionless expression, and tapped his finger on the screen of the phone. The whole process took only two seconds. After all, he managed to save a trace of the shooter's blood.

Lu Shuo retreated under the tower and returned to the city smoothly, and gave Mr. Guan a smiling face, "The assistant played well."

Guan Lin hummed reservedly, and finally realized a little bit of the fun of the game.

Xiaolu Girl's operation is indeed very simple, and Guan Lin quickly mastered it, and won a round with Dr. Lu's voice of "Fuck me, come on, come on".

Dr. Lu was very satisfied and said, "Come again!"

Seeing Dr. Lu's bright smile, Mr. Guan was also very satisfied, thinking that he should have played this hero long ago, so he wouldn't have to take so many detours.

"998, please provide the best plan in the future

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