Sand sculpture anchor, online dating

Zhu Yun played leisurely on the island for a week, eating, drinking, sleeping, walking around every day, and then happily playing games and chatting with the big brothers. Don’t live too much in the small life, completely forgetting that you are still an amateur small anchor .

In the corner he had forgotten, the fans of the live broadcast room looked at the pitch-black live broadcast room every day and yelled and screamed, calling for the anchor to come out quickly, but the anchor's whereabouts became a mystery, as unpredictable as the wind, Weibo also There was no one to be seen, and there was simply nowhere to be found.

In desperation, the fans of the live broadcast room who had been waiting for several days without seeing anyone had to switch to the live broadcast room of Comrade Zhu Yun's friendly cp on Humao TV and a good model worker in the anchor world [A Beggared Chicken].

[Calling, begging, where is your husband's dick? 】

[How did the above say?It's too ambiguous!It should be asked this way-beg flowers beg flowers, where is your husband's big dick? 】

[Hahahaha, the above sisters have focused too well!Small dicks can't give happiness to beggars, only big dicks can! 】

[Pfft, that's what it means. To tell you the truth, sisters, I almost thought that you were really greeting my husband, Hua Huan/Cover your mouth and snicker. 】

[What are you LSPs talking about! ! !I I I I I love so much hahahaha. 】

【? ? ? 】

【What is that? 】

[Hahahaha, we are spicy and have such pure fans and sisters, even the little chicken, ah bah!I don’t feel embarrassed to say the word “big dick”/cover my mouth and snigger, before I go back, it’s just that haha! 】

[I almost don't know the word "purity". 】

[Where is it? !I know you guys are driving but I don't get it, I'm so pure/smiley. 】

[Plus one, pure baby, I don’t understand what you are talking about!Can't understand!I really don't understand! 】

【Um?I really don't understand!What big cock small cock?Do you mean beggar chicken?That's not right, since when did Beggar Chicken have a husband?Moreover, although Beggar Chicken looks a bit girly, he is indeed a man! 】

[Upstairs fellow Taoist lives in seclusion in a ditch!It has been two years since the gay marriage law was enacted, yet you still ask why men have husbands? 】

[Although I like the couple of chickens very much!But, sisters, the cp of the little anchor and the big boss is also very good!Amway to you! 】

[Yes, yes, yes, yes!Upstairs my own sisters!Recently, Beggar and Big Boss are so cute in double rows together, I can't help but want to climb the wall... No, I have already climbed (Weakly begging for double dicks not to spray)]

[Shuangji Party is very nice and friendly, you can climb the wall at will, stay with you, sisters just have fun with CP! 】

【…】

During the begging game, I glanced at the live broadcast room in my free time, and saw a bunch of fans who came from the spicy chicken live broadcast room, shaking and shouting.

Well, the painting style is quite similar to that of Laziji himself, and you can tell that it is his fans at a glance.

...Of course, most of them are also his fans.

So what exactly is the chicken doing wrong?Want to be played like this by you? !

Beggar immediately blushed.

The fans in the live broadcast room have been crapping for a day or two, especially the cp fans of him and spicy chicken, they have indeed accumulated a lot after such a long time.

Who made it so coincidental that he and Spicy Chicken had similar names, and they both happened to be anchors, they happened to be in the same game, and they happened to be so compatible in personality?

When I was first pulled into CP, I was not used to being called a flower, but after working as an anchor for a long time, I watched more fans of all kinds, and gradually became Buddhist.

A little sister's barrage just now said it was right, sister... ah bah, the fans just want to have fun with cp.

The fans are happy, he, a shivering, wretched and well-developed little anchor who makes money on the live broadcast platform, can have traffic, make money, and support himself.

but!Why are there cp fans of him and the big boss in the live broadcast room! ?

Although he has basically been competing with the big boss for points this month, the sisters, sisters, big brothers and younger brothers who watched the live broadcast should be able to see it, right?He and the big boss didn't have the slightest ambiguous interaction during the game!Because, the two of them rarely interact!

The big boss was silent as if he would be tired if he said more words, the word "um" was the most he said, a group of cold people!Whether on the Internet or in real life, he has never met such a cold person!

Therefore, the two of them really have a pure and simple relationship between the anchor and the big boss. He is the big boss's companion, and he is the big boss's scoring tool!

During the live broadcast, in order to maintain the audience, the big boss was silent, but he couldn't keep silent, otherwise, how many fans would like to watch the anchor dull-headed, eating chicken and playing games?

So, in the process of bringing the big boss to the top, he often sings a one-man show by himself, which is very miserable.

But there is one thing to say, the complaints are the complaints, the big boss is actually quite a nice person.

Except for a little silence, there is nothing wrong with the rest, at least I won't command blindly in the game, let alone complain about this and that, and I won't think of myself as your uncle because of the money.

Occasionally when he made a mistake in the game, the big boss would comfort him.

Of course, there are only two words of consolation, which is very in line with the big boss's usual aloof style - "It's okay."

But the big boss said it's okay, so it's really okay, and he didn't mean to complain that he didn't succeed in bringing him up.

The big boss is a real person, and he doesn't engage in those vain things.

If the big boss is regarded as his real boss, Jiaohua will definitely give the boss a score of 99!The kind with a perfect score of 100!

One point is deducted simply because the big boss is too aloof, which makes him, a small employee, occasionally feel the loneliness of "there are two people but I'm the only one". As an employee, shouldn't you have a little bit of opinion?

In summary!The relationship between him and the big boss is really pure. The relationship between the anchor and the big boss can't be understood as the relationship between the boss and the employees. Anyway, he didn't see the slightest sense of CP between him and the big boss.

After all, he is not a straight guy like Spicy Chicken, and he can definitely feel that the big boss really wants to have an affair with him.

Moreover, I don't know if the big boss is straight or curvy. Although he has only played games together and never met, his radar tells him that there is a high probability that the big boss is straight. You know, the big boss often watches his live broadcasts. Otherwise, I wouldn't have approached him and asked him to score points.

Therefore, in order to maintain the relationship between him and the big boss's boss and employees for a longer period of time, Jiaohua felt that he had to persuade the fans and viewers in the live broadcast room to pay more attention to his cp relationship with the spicy chicken. , don't knock him and the big boss' cp, it's not sweet!

The key is also afraid that the big boss will see too much of this kind of displeasure.

With a conscience of heaven and earth, he is not purely for the money of the big boss, but also because of the employees' concern for the boss's psychological state.

I'm afraid that the big boss will see too much of this, and straight men will be rationally disgusted. After all, although some straight men do not discriminate against homosexuality, if they themselves are also involved, it will be a completely different state.

These days, there are not many good employees who love their bosses as much as he does.

Jiaohua cleared her throat, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, isn't it enough to knock me and spicy candy? The relationship between me and the big boss is pure and no longer pure big boss and little anchor, don't Mess around with the rhythm, everyone, ballballyou!"

[Hahahahaha!The plastic English that costs [-] cents is so funny to me. 】

[Biaohua, have you passed CET-[-]? 】

【Those who say they are pure are not pure/squinted doge】

[Hahahahaha the correct answer is upstairs. 】

[Ah, ah, I don’t want to climb the wall, but you and Spicy Chicken haven’t played games together for a long, long, long, long time x10086!You can produce some sugar for me! ! ! 】

[Pfft, although the little sister above shouted my heart out, I still couldn't help laughing, the sister's reaction was too real hahahaha! ! 】

[Woooooo I don't accept it, the little anchor x the big boss are the best match in my eyes! 】

[Jimei who came from the live broadcast room of a hot chicken anchor who disappeared for a week like me, don’t forget the business! 】

【Yeah!Business! 】

【…】

Calling Hua's clarification, unsurprisingly, caused a wave of bullet screens, and in the blink of an eye, Calling Hua keenly captured the three words "business".

The beggar became curious: "What's the business? What's the business with the spicy chicken?"

【Hahahahahaha! 】

[@胡子鸡, come and see your cp's most honest question to you! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what business can Lala do?His affairs are not right! 】

【Shock!The reputation of a hot chicken anchor was destroyed, the reason was...]

[I will answer this question!The reason was that my friend ripped him up online, hahahaha, so why don’t you come back to the live broadcast for me, Spicy Chicken? ! 】

[Cough, cough, since the sisters have already spoken out my heart, let me say something a little more serious, the real thing is—— Beggar, hurry up and call your husband Spicy Chicken back to live broadcast. ! 】

Caller: "Hey, no, wait, you are all fans of spicy chicken, why is he a husband! I am the big boss, okay?! Where are my fans? Come out and support me ah!"

[Flourishing and in a trance, hahahahaha, beggar, your face is really not convincing enough to be a big general! 】

[Wife, you still follow your husband is also my husband. 】

[? ? ?What kind of chaotic relationship between the characters upstairs is just like me!Beggar, my wife.Spicy Chicken, my hubby! 】

[Ballery, I'm your fan, but I want to call you wife. 】

[Hahahaha Calling Flowers From the moment you force your fans to call you a big attack, you have no fans! 】

Seeing the rolling barrage, Jiaohua couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

Just at this moment, a deep and pleasant male voice came from beside my ear: "...Who's husband?"

Caller Hua: "Ahem, ahem, the fans in the live broadcast room are having fun."

"Oh." The big boss responded in a low voice, and said as a matter of course: "Are you saying that I am your husband?"

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I just said that the little anchor and the big boss are real! 】

[Is it my illusion?I actually feel that the big boss seems a little happy? 】

The beggar almost choked on his own saliva.

The big boss is usually as quiet as a chicken, so why is he starting to speak amazingly today!

Also, the sister in the live broadcast room, which eyes can see that the big boss is happy? !

Caller: "No, no, no! Speaking of spicy chicken, I have a gay friend who is also an anchor, and his fans asked me to call him to go live. I will leave a message for him after this round is over."

Big Boss: "...Oh."

[Is it still my illusion?The big boss seems very unhappy with this "oh"! 】

[It's not an illusion!The big boss is not happy! 】

[The big boss heard that her husband wasn't jealous hahahaha. 】

Caller: "..." Fans are poisonous.

Just a single syllable word can tell the emotion of a fart!

However, Jiaohua still tried her best to leave a message to Zhu Yun on the game after the end of the game, saying that his fans missed him, and asked him to take the time to broadcast live! ! !

——At the same time, quickly take his fans away and don't make trouble in his live broadcast room!

Zhu Yun brought a laptop with him when he went out. The screen was small, so it was inconvenient to play games and live broadcast at the same time.

But after seeing Jiaohua’s special message, I guessed that my fans must have visited his live broadcast room. While snickering, after thinking about it, I decided to take out my mobile phone and prepare to broadcast a daily broadcast to fans to divert the flames of war. .