Rebirth of the Son-in-Law

He Rufeng has become much more lively since he lost his memory.Although he spends most of his time with Zhao Abao, he also visits the village.

Zhao Abao didn't restrain too much at the beginning, after all, the lively He Rufeng is actually pretty good.Heartless every day, but what happened later, Zhao Abao couldn't stand it.

For example ten days ago:

"Abao, I heard that Song Amu from the neighbor's house is called Song Adie as the head of the house. You lied to me. After getting married, they will be called the head of the house." He Rufeng made trouble out of no reason.

"Okay, okay, I'll call you the head of the house in the future." Zhao Abao, who was busy repairing bows and arrows, said perfunctorily.

"Then you call!" He Rufeng, who was eagerly waiting for Zhao Abao to call the head of the family, urged after seeing that Zhao Abao hadn't called for a long time.

"..." Zhao Abao put down the bow and arrow in his hand, a little speechless, but still jokingly called, "The master."

"Hey!" He Rufeng responded happily.But seeing Zhao Abao immersed himself in repairing bows and arrows again, he said unhappily, "Abao, are bows and arrows more important than what you are in charge of?"

"Well, I'm going to hunt with this bow and arrow in a while, and you, head of the family, go play in the village for a while."

"..."

For example seven days ago:

"Abao, Li Amu of the village head's family in front of the village is called Old Man Li Adie, and you should also call me Old Man." He Rufeng rushed over and demanded.

"Old man, I'm hungry." Zhao Abao said calmly.

"Oh, I'll cook." He Rufeng said naturally.It was only when He Rufeng arrived in the kitchen that he felt that something had been overlooked.

For example six days ago:

"Abao, Aunt Liu in the village calls me my son when chatting with others, so you should call me that too."

……

"Ah Bao...Immortal,..."

"A Bao... on the kang,..."

"A Bao... dead ghost..."

For example now:

"Aunt Li at the east entrance of Abao Village called Uncle Li his father, I don't care, you have to call me his father."

Fuck your child, Zhao Abao reflected on whether he was too used to He Rufeng.

He Rufeng felt Zhao Abao's prehistoric power, and said cautiously, "Why don't you just call me baby daddy! I swear this is the last time."

I swear to you, how about five?

But Zhao Abao couldn't scold He Rufeng like the shrews in the village, so he turned his eyes and said, "You can't bark like a father? Only when two people sleep on the same kang and give birth to a baby, can you call him father."

"Is that so?" He Rufeng asked suspiciously.

"That's right! The child's father, the child in front must be a baby!"

"Then Abao, we also sleep on the same kang, do you have a baby in your stomach?" He Rufeng looked at Zhao Abao's stomach curiously.

"..." Zhao Abao, who didn't know how to explain it, turned red all of a sudden. He Rufeng looked at the blushing Zhao Abao, and suddenly asked suspiciously as if he had opened up Ren Du's second channel, "Abao, do we have a little girl?" Doll."

"Little baby doesn't just sleep on a bed." Zhao Abao said with difficulty.

"Is that so?"

"This depends on your savvy, this requires savvy." Zhao Abao nonsense.

"Savvy?" He Rufeng looked puzzled.

"Yes! Comprehension, once you realize this, you will know it naturally." The more Zhao Abao spoke, the more confident he became.

"..."

He Rufeng still didn't understand, but he couldn't figure it out when he asked Zhao Abao, so he decided to ask the people in the village.After leaving a sentence, I went out to play and went out.

It happened that under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village, people gathered in twos and threes, embroidered embroidery, and shoe soles.Occasionally, some gossip and some homework.

"Aunt Wang, why do you have a baby!" He Rufeng, who had already gotten to know the villagers well, asked curiously.

"Hehehe." Aunt Wang laughed.People around who were doing it also laughed.

Everyone smiled in good faith, and after a while, everyone who had laughed enough knew that He Rufeng was a spoiled man, and his mind was similar to that of a baby of a few years old, so they enthusiastically explained to He Rufeng.

"My wife and I slept on the same bed, and the baby came out."

"But Ah Bao said that's not the case?" He Rufeng asked puzzled.

"Of course not, there is still one step left!" Another person smiled.

"What's missing?" He Rufeng asked eagerly.

"Did you take off your clothes when you slept together?"

"No! What's the matter. Do you have to take off your clothes after giving birth to a baby?" He Rufeng asked strangely.

"Ah bah, from the Yu family, you are so shameless."

"You're just ashamed, how did your pillar come into being?"

"..."

He Rufeng saw that everyone was arguing and ignored him, so he returned home suspiciously.

That night, He Rufeng took off all his clothes and began to pick off Zhao Abao's clothes.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Abao said helplessly while holding He Rufeng's hand by his collar.

"Aunt Yu said that she will have a baby when she sleeps naked." He Rufeng said innocently, his eyes blinked, his eyelashes were thick and long, like a butterfly waiting to fly.

"..." Zhao Abao suddenly felt itchy in his heart, as if he had been brushed by He Rufeng's eyelashes.

He allowed He Rufeng to take off his clothes, and watched He Rufeng sleep in the dark while hugging him contentedly.Still snoring cutely from time to time, Zhao Abao was a little speechless.There was a breath in his heart and he didn't know, Zhao Abao suddenly had some internal injuries.What is this all about!

The next day, when He Rufeng woke up, the first thing he did was to lightly stroke Zhao Abao's belly excitedly, "Abao, do you have a baby?"

There is a yarn.

Zhao Abao said amusedly, "This way we can't have little babies."

"Why can't you have it?" He Rufeng pouted unhappily and asked.

"I don't know about that. I've said it all. It takes understanding to have a baby."

"Then you should have reminded me yesterday!" He Rufeng said aggrievedly.

……

"Why are you wronged? Am I still wronged?" Zhao Abao slandered in his heart.

So, after making breakfast for Zhao Abao, He Rufeng went under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village. Although there were not as many people under the big banyan tree as yesterday, there were still quite a few, and Aunt Yu was there.

"Aunt Yu, Ah Bao said that she can't have a baby even if she is naked." He Rufeng said directly with aggrievedness.

"Haha, I really laughed to death. He Wazi, why are you so funny?"

He Rufeng looked confused, innocently looking at the crooked people laughing around him, wondering what he said wrong?

"Then what did you do after taking off your clothes?" A man asked wretchedly.

Although He Rufeng sensed the man's malicious intentions, he still said seriously, "Just sleep!"

"Did you do nothing else?" the man asked.

"What else are you going to do?" He Rufeng asked purely.

"That's right, kiss this, kiss that, do you want to do this, that?" The man pointed up and down, his movements were extremely obscene.

"Are you and your mother-in-law like this too?" He Rufeng asked innocently.

"Unlucky" Hearing He Rufeng's question, the man spat in disgust, his face was ugly.

"Hahaha, Wang Erliuzi, where did you come from, go back there!" The others booed.

"That's right, He Wazi, don't listen to him. I have a book here, and I'll sell it to you for [-] copper coins. I guarantee that after reading the book, you will know how to give birth to a baby." Another man said maliciously.

"What is a copper plate? Can it be eaten?" He Rufeng, who thought he had never seen a copper plate since waking up, asked innocently.

"Look, this is a copper plate." The man took out a copper plate from his waist pocket and said.

"Oh, this is it! That day when Ah Bao went to the county to sell the wild beasts in exchange for stones, it turned out to be copper plates!" He Rufeng suddenly realized.

"Yes, this is a copper plate. You just need to secretly take out one and you will know how to give birth to a baby. It's very cheap." The man seduced.

"But, how much is one hundred copper coins!" He Rufeng said innocently.

"Grass, you're playing tricks on me." After hearing He Rufeng's words, the man thought that He Rufeng was playing tricks on him again, and said furiously.

"What do you mean by playing with you?" He Rufeng was more innocent than before.

And that man, unlike He Rufeng who recommended yellow books, walked away angrily with his hands behind his back.

Seeing that there was nothing exciting to watch, everyone left for lunch in twos and threes.

Only He Rufeng was at a loss.

That night, He Rufeng, who had been thinking about how to give birth to a baby all day, saw Zhao Abao fall asleep, quietly transformed into a beast shape, avoided obstacles all the way, and arrived at the man's house.

The man's surname was Zhang, and he was a shopkeeper. When he was free, he would walk around the streets selling oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, needlework, rouge powder, fan and so on.That's why everyone calls him Zhang's shopkeeper, and sometimes everyone will go to his house to get what they need.

Shopkeeper Zhang's house is in the middle of the village, and it is a rare three-room big tile-roofed house, which also proves that he has made a lot of money.

He Rufeng didn't have a coin, so he came out at night just to secretly see what was written in that book?The most important thing is how to give birth to a doll?

He Rufeng felt that as long as he and Zhao Abao had a baby, Zhao Abao would call him his father.

How wonderful!

He Rufeng remembered the smile on the corner of her mouth when Aunt Li called Uncle Li his father, and felt that the two of them had a child, and Zhao Abao should be very happy when Zhao Abao called him his father.

No, that smile seems to be more than happy?He Rufeng didn't understand, but this couldn't stop him from wanting Zhao Abao to be happy.

Thinking of this, He Rufeng avoided obstacles more dexterously, and came to Zhang's shopkeeper's house full of energy.

Before entering Shopkeeper Zhang's house, He Rufeng heard a strange sound, as if two people were fighting.

He Rufeng quickly jumped up the wall, came to the source of the sound, quietly opened a crack in the door, and jumped neatly onto the beam not far away.

Shopkeeper Zhang and Aunt Zhang were naked, and they hugged each other. You bit my mouth, and I bit your shoulder. They started fighting, and Aunt Zhang made a sound that seemed to be in pain but also in happiness.

He Rufeng watched the two of them ecstatically fighting, and thought foolishly, whether to try to persuade them to fight.But then he thought that he came here secretly. If Zhao Abao found out, Abao would definitely be angry.He hesitated a bit, but in the end Zhao Abao's mood prevailed, and He Rufeng didn't show up in the end, and returned home in a daze.

Zhao Abao was still sleeping, He Rufeng looked at the sleeping Zhao Abao, wondering why?Suddenly I remembered the scene of the fight between the salesman Zhang and Aunt Zhang.

Do not know why?Suddenly feeling a little hot, He Rufeng thought he was sick, and tears came down all of a sudden.

He Rufeng thought that a few days ago, the Li family's child died because his body was too hot.He was terrified in his heart that he was going to die too, what would Ah Bao do after he died.

The widows and widows whose men died in the village don't seem to be doing very well.

If he died, would Ah Bao be like them, also be miserable and unhappy.Thinking of himself, He Rufeng cried even more sadly.

"Why are you crying?" Zhao Abao saw that He Rufeng was crying very sad, and couldn't pretend to be asleep. He opened his eyes, hugged He Rufeng, touched He Rufeng's hair and said, "Who made me angry."

"Woooooh, Ah Bao, I'm going to die." He Rufeng cried even more sadly when he heard that.

"..." Where did you make that summary, you're going to die

"How do you know you're dying." I don't even know.Zhao Abao yawned and asked.

"My body is so hot. A few days ago, the Li family's child died because of the heat. I'm going to die too. I don't want to die. After I die, Abao must be very sad. I don't want Abao to be sad."

"..." Although it was a little nonsensical, Zhao Abao still felt a little happy.

"Master, can you tell me why you have a fever?"

"I don't know, I just went to Zhang's house. He was fighting with Mrs. Zhang. When I got home, I felt very hot when I saw you. Bao, will you be sad when I die? ?”

"..."

"You still don't want to be sad. If you are sad, I will be even more sad."

"..."

"I'm dead, you need to find someone who loves you, Bao, I don't want you to be a widow."

"..."

"A Bao, I haven't hunted a lot of prey for you yet, and I don't know how long I've hunted enough for you in the past few days. I'll go hunting while I can still move."

"..."

Waiting for Zhao Abao to say something?He Rufeng disappeared into the night.

Zhao Abao didn't know whether to laugh or laugh, He Rufeng was obviously a pervert.But it was surprisingly cute.

Zhao Abao really wanted to draw this scene, but his painting skills were not as good as He Rufeng's.

If He Rufeng, who has recovered his memory, must have been speechless seeing this scene!

The former He Rufeng was like a perfect person, without any shortcomings. If it was the former Zhao Abao, he would not believe that He Rufeng would be so cute.

Of course, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zhao Abao wouldn't have believed that it was He Rufeng.

Such He Rufeng seems to have returned to the ground from the clouds all of a sudden, and has become much more down-to-earth.

It has also become a lot more real, and finally it is not so difficult to approach.

Before Zhao Abao finished sighing, He Rufeng dragged a wild boar outside the yard and saw Zhao Abao.

It disappeared quickly again, and after a while, another deer came.

……

In this way, again and again, Zhao Abao's yard was full of prey.

"Hey, Ah Bao, I'm done!" Seeing that there were a lot of prey, He Rufeng stopped going to the forest.

Only then did I feel the change in myself, and said excitedly.

"..." Of course you are not hot anymore, if you are still hot after so many movements, then something is really wrong.

"The head of the family is well, and I am also very happy." Zhao Abao swallowed the speechlessness in his heart.

"A Bao, I finally won't die, and I will give you up to someone else. Thinking about it makes me feel very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, A Bao, is it not good for me to be like this!"

The author's gossip: I wish everyone a happy New Year's Eve, every year has today, every year has today