I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Although in today's society, heirs of heavenly masters have to go to school to receive nine-year compulsory education, but before entering high school, Qi Shu never left the three-acre land in the western suburbs of Yangcheng for a long time.

Tuantuan has been following him during the day, but he can go home and play with the two kittens at home almost every day.This time I secretly came to Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School with myself, Qi Shu was also worried at the beginning whether it would be reluctant to part with Huahua and Xiaobai, but every time he asked, Tuantuan would only deny it very vigilantly——

——"No! No! Don't send me back!"

Qi Shu only regarded it as a ghost cultivator, and had already looked down on these things. He really didn't feel too reluctant, and after asking twice, he didn't pay attention anymore.It wasn't until today when I saw this kitten lying in my arms and saying goodbye to my new friend that I realized later that it decided to hide in a small piece of paper and secretly follow the cat who came to Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School On that day, I should have bid farewell to Huahua and Xiaobai more sadly and reluctantly than this time.

"The monthly exam is a week later, and it happens to be the seven-day National Day holiday after the exam,"

Qi Shu scratched its chin, and slowly discussed with it, "When the time comes, I'll go back to see Master, and you can also go to Huahua and Xiaobai. Okay?"

It took a full one hour to drive from the military training base to the school, and then waited for them to return to the dormitory. The time in between was long enough for Tuantuan to recover happily. He was not particularly excited to hear his arrangement, and he even calmly reminded He: "It's okay, but I'm afraid that when you go back, the door will be locked with a big iron chain, and you will have to go to the side for food."

Qi Shu: "..."

Looking at it this way, I seem to be a little more pitiful.

"No, I'll call ahead this time."

Qi Shu has always been good at using the power of technology, "Master knows I'm going back, so I won't lock the door again."

Tuantuan said concisely: "Heh."

He Heng couldn't bear to continue to watch his little roommate being hit so repeatedly, so he reached out and picked it up and put it on his lap: "Okay, are you recovering?"

Tuantuan stuck out his tongue at him: "It's all right, just a little bit."

The little ancestor was only a little bit, and didn't even start scolding.

He Heng was flattered, and after serving him respectfully for a while, Tuantuan actually nestled on his lap and fell asleep.

He Heng was stunned: "Is Tuantuan tired?"

The most comfortable way to catch up on sleep when you are tired is to directly attach yourself to the small piece of paper.

Qi Shu also faintly felt that there seemed to be something wrong, but he didn't think much about it: "Maybe—maybe I just cried secretly in a small piece of paper, and now I'm tired of crying and want to sleep."

Such a poor kitty, even though she was sad after parting with her friends, she couldn't cry openly for the sake of her own image, so she could only hide and shed tears secretly.

The way He Heng looked at the fluffy ball on his leg suddenly changed, loving and pitiful.

"...You look like you just gave birth to it."

Qi Shu couldn't put it into words, "I just came out of the delivery room, and my temperament is very well-balanced."

He Heng: "..."

That's not enough to reach this point.

Ten days of military training, plus more than an hour's drive, I personally feel very tired.After finally returning to the dormitory, it was the time when he needed to catch up on sleep at noon. Qi Shu usually didn't have the habit of taking a nap, but now he was a little sleepy, so he reluctantly packed his luggage a little, and lay down on the bed with the curtain drawn.

Before closing his eyes, he saw that He Heng was still sitting cross-legged upright as before, and his heart was exhausted for him: "If you are sleepy, let him sleep for a while, if you feel tired, just hug him to the side, you don't have to Sit there and hold on."

"It's okay, I'm not sleepy."

He Heng was very strong, "I don't understand, I'm feeling happiness."

Qi Shu: "..."

Well, happiness is happiness.

Qi Shu didn't interfere any more, and let him experience the happiness of more than 20 jin. He closed his eyes and took a restful sleep.

——When I woke up, seeing my roommate still sitting upright by the bed, I couldn't help feeling a burst of sincere admiration from my heart.

Qi Shu picked up the phone and took a look: "It's almost three o'clock... have you just sat there for two hours?"

He Heng nodded inscrutablely.

Good guy.

I'm straight guy.

It turned out that my roommate was not only devout when praying to the grade director, but also so devout when facing Fluffy.

Qi Shu was greatly admired.

In order to fully express his admiration, Qi Shu got out of bed and walked to him, and poked his leg: "So it's really not numb?"

He Heng: "..."

There was a trace of pain in He Heng's devout expression.

"Num. It was numb before I knew it was going to go numb."

He Heng took a "hissing" breath, and put on the pain mask involuntarily, "No, brother, now I can't touch my legs at all."

Qi Shu was helpless: "Then you can't just continue to sit like this, won't the more you sit, the more numb it will be?"

"I know, but I can't be cruel."

With a sad face, He Heng said while taking a breath in a low voice, "I don't even dare to hug Tuantuan now, it will definitely be more uncomfortable when my legs bleed."

These are all dilemmas in life.

After hugging Tuantuan for more than half an hour, He Heng actually felt his legs were a little numb, but when Tuantuan fell asleep, he would curl up in a ball, with one front paw pressed on his knee, and he would purr very lightly The sound, the whole thing is really cute, he was afraid that if he moved, he would wake up this cute little group, so he endured it for a while.

After a while, He Heng clearly felt that his legs could no longer move easily.

The pain of leg numbness will increase geometrically with time, and the difference between one hour and two hours is not as simple as doubling.When He Heng realized that his leg had been crushed for two hours, the solution in his mind was suicide/suicide.

But this kind of handling method that does not conform to the core values ​​obviously cannot pass the trial in Jinjiang, so he had to pin his hopes on Qi Shu: "So can you save me with your talisman that has the same effect as anesthetics, Master?"

Qi Shu: "..."

I don't know how this master's voice became more and more smooth.

He Heng can bend and bend even more: "I have been constipated for more than two hours. The horror of this kind of pain can't even be accurately described with the existing language of human beings. It is better for me to face this pain directly. Kill me, master."

Fine.

Qi Shu didn't expect his roommate's fate to be so miserable, so he carefully searched the existing knowledge in his mind: "There is really no talisman that can be used as an anesthetic, but I know a little about the meridian diagram, so I can press it for you? "

Qi Shu paused, seeing his expression of not daring to try lightly, and added: "It's similar to the one in the military training, the one that recovers blood quickly, theoretically it shouldn't be too uncomfortable."

He Heng is very sensitive to this "theoretical" rhetoric: "So what about in practice?"

"...Maybe [-]% more feelings."

He Heng: "..."

This is already the best way, He Heng is a dead horse as a living horse doctor, he hugged Tuantuan quite heroically, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and straightened his legs.

……

He Heng slowed down for 5 minutes.

The crying caused the tragedy of the classmate next door, and the onlookers caused by the voice on the training ground were behind. He Heng didn't dare to make a loud noise at all. Not to mention, it hurts to patronize, but I didn't feel much numbness."

Qi Shu: "..."

It is also the first time for him to apply the knowledge of meridian massage to the condition of leg numbness.

"But the original expected effect has indeed been achieved."

He Heng slowed down for a while before he dared to hold down his leg, "Remember the lesson, even if ten balls sleep on my lap in the future, I will definitely not numb my leg."

Qi Shu: "..."

Tuantuan just woke up in a daze, when he heard this remark about not going to the village and not going to the shop, he was so dazed that he didn't know how to scold the street: "...what the hell are you talking about."

Two hours of leg numbness is really naive to say, He Heng didn't have the nerve to explain it, so he just pinched its ears: "Are you awake?"

The tips of the ears are sensitive, and Tuantuan originally wanted to avoid him from pinching, but his body didn't know what was going on, so he leaned over against his will, and even rubbed against his hand twice.

round and round:"???"

Tuantuan was terrified: "What the hell did you do to me?"

——While terrified, it still unconsciously wanted to rub against He Heng.

He Heng was at a loss, and asked Qi Shu for confirmation: "It's because I haven't hugged Tuantuan in the past ten days, has my memory gone wrong... Has Tuantuan always been so clingy?"

That shouldn't be.

Qi Shu recalled what was wrong before his nap, and looked at Tuantuan: "What's going on?"

Tuantuan was also at a loss: "I don't know, I just suddenly feel very comfortable staying with him..."

It only felt that there was something wrong, and it was strange after thinking about it now: "I don't know what's going on... I feel that the aura on your body, He Heng, seems to have changed. It was not so comfortable before."

An aura that can make ghost cultivators feel comfortable is probably not a good omen for a living person.

He Heng was born with yin and yang eyes, and he is indeed full of yin energy, but this yin energy is nothing in the eyes of Tuan Tuan, a ghost cultivator, and it didn't have the effect of attracting him to rub against him before. How could he be so effective after returning from military training? attractive?

Qi Shu really felt it was strange, and he had a bad intuition in his heart. While letting Tuantuan feel it carefully, he said to He Heng: "Just say something, and I will probably calculate it for you."

I don't know why the plot is fast forwarding to the word test, but my little roommate has a serious face, and this matter is obviously serious.He Heng wanted to cooperate, but he couldn't think of any special words for a while, so he subconsciously made a suspicious voice: "Ah?"

He was still thinking about what words to say, but Qi Shu had already started to deduce, his brows became more and more tight: "The word 'ke' has been passed down by word of mouth. It’s mostly accidental, I’m afraid it’s not a good thing.”

Although He Heng talked about his master, after all, he had never really been in contact with these things. He only heard that it was not a good thing. He thought that his luck was going to get worse recently. Is there anyone in the family who hasn’t met only by phone? It’s best to make a video call and ask if something is wrong with your body. I didn’t tell you because I was afraid you would be worried.”