I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Ever since He Heng saw the uneven road at the school gate this morning, the squad leader seemed to have experienced the joy of having He Heng help the team.She knew that her voice was not very advantageous in such a noisy situation, and when she saw He Heng going downstairs, she took the initiative to stand back in the line and punched him anxiously.

He Heng: "..."

It's okay, I understand.

He Heng took on the task of the whole team out of nowhere, but luckily it wasn't too strenuous.The students who had been busy all morning were hungry. They wished that the grade director would finish his speech and let them go to lunch quickly. No one disturbed the conversation, and they all stood upright.

He Heng felt relieved and took advantage of the situation to stand on the right side of the team.The first girl in the row of girls is Su Xiaoling. She is thin and small. He Heng didn't have much contact with her before. She has always felt that she is quiet and quiet, and she is a very introverted little classmate.

It wasn't until today when I stood next to her and listened to her and the grade director who stood on the rostrum who gave a passionate speech, that I realized how deep my misunderstanding of her was.

Grade Director: "I will lead the team this year, and I will spend this unforgettable ten days with you at the military training base—"

Su Xiaoling: "I can't forget your mother, hurry up and let me go home after training."

Grade Director: "The senior brothers and sisters in the previous sessions have set us a very good example. This time, we will also take the first trophy back to the school!"

Su Xiaoling: "You do what you want, whoever loves first will go first."

Grade Director: "This military training is not only a physical exercise for everyone, but also to show the spirit and perseverance of our Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School——"

Su Xiaoling: "The spirit of the Mediterranean, idiot."

After being reminded by her, He Heng noticed the obvious Mediterranean of the grade director, and he couldn't hold back his laughter until his shoulders were shaking.

The next one will be the next one, why are you still citing the classics?

The two of them stood in front of each other, and their movements were too large to be noticed. Su Xiaoling saw that his movements were a little weird from the corner of her eye, so she didn't dare to turn her head to look. She continued to keep her facial expression still, and asked in a low voice He: "What's the matter, Brother Heng?"

He Heng coughed twice under pressure: "It's okay, it's okay, you continue."

Su Xiaoling: "..."

As soon as he interrupted, the grade director in front had already finished reading most of the speech, and Su Xiaoling lost interest in cursing because of the sun: "Stop reading, let me go to lunch, please."

But the head teacher of the grade was clearly talking about it, and he was very pleased to see the students who had already put on camouflage military training uniforms in the audience, and was going to explain the meaning and function of military training to these children.

Su Xiaoling: "..."

Grit your teeth.

Damn, if I go on talking like this until two o'clock in the afternoon, I won't be able to eat.

"Brother Heng, get ready to escape,"

Su Xiaoling reminded him in a low voice, "I'm going to faint—don't worry, I know you're having an affair with Qi Shu, I won't fall on you."

He Heng: "...ah what the hell?"

Why do you have a partner? Where did these rumors come from? Don't you be exposed to the sun and start talking nonsense.

Still under the eyes of the grade director, the two of them couldn't communicate without barriers. Su Xiaoling didn't know that the point of his doubts was actually a recognized target. She thought he didn't understand what she meant, so she quickly explained to him: "I'll fall back in a while, and you just don't care about anything, just yell that someone has heatstroke."

Su Xiaoling didn't want to listen to the nonsense of the grade director under the sun for a second. After explaining to He Heng, she closed her eyes and fell straight back without waiting for his response.

The classmate standing behind her must have colluded with her a long time ago, and supported her very cooperatively, squatted down and began to shout sincerely: "What's the matter, Su Xiaoling? Are you all right? Why is your face so bad? Is it heat stroke?" Already?"

He Heng: "..."

He Heng was amazed.

Of course, this kind of self-interest and others must cooperate. According to the division of labor just now, He Heng shouted to the shade where several class teachers gathered and chatted: "Mr. Xia! Someone has heatstroke!"

Su Xiaoling's dizziness made a lot of noise. Although Xia Hong was far away, he heard He Heng's voice calling him, and hurried over: "What's wrong? Heat stroke?"

The little Taoist priest from Maoshan was the head teacher for the first time, and he had never experienced such a trick of pretending to be dizzy.Moreover, Su Xiaoling's thin and small appearance is indeed very credible in the current scene. Xia Hong worriedly asked two female classmates to help her to a shady place, and the school doctor who had been prepared for a long time also rushed over.

In fact, Su Xiaoling just wanted the grade director to end his speech quickly, and didn't want to trouble so many people to worry about it. After sitting in the shade, she softly said to Xia Hong: "Mr. Xia, I don't have any serious problems, just drink some water."

But Su Xiaoling was originally thin and weak, and her complexion was indeed not very good after being exposed to the sun for a long time.Xia Hong was still worried, and hurriedly handed her a bottle of water: "Drink it slowly—it's okay, if you feel uncomfortable, tell the teacher, don't hold on."

She had just settled down here, and several classmates who were suffering from heat stroke were helped over. She didn't know if she was inspired or stayed in the sun for a long time.The grade director fully expressed his concerns about the physical fitness of the students and the necessity of military training, and then ended the military training mobilization meeting with hints from several class teachers.

**

According to the schedule of military training, there is an hour and a half lunch break after lunch.

It seems that the instructor hasn't come to search the luggage to check the contraband, but if they don't keep it all, they will make a surprise attack during the afternoon nap. The few of them don't dare to take the mobile phone out of the direct gap between the bed board and the wall, so they have to drop by the door to chat Chatting, boring to pass the time.

"Maybe it's my illusion,"

Yang Hao just came back from visiting the dormitory opposite, "Obviously our side is sunny, but why do I always feel that our dormitory is cooler?"

He Hengxin said that there are two ghosts floating in our dormitory, can you not be cool?

Fortunately or you are lucky, free air conditioning for ten days.

"Speaking of being cool,"

Qi Shu felt that the classmate who suffered from heat stroke on the playground at noon today was a little strange, "She was standing next to you, she should be quite cool? Has the soul purification array failed?"

When he summoned the soul this morning, he specially summoned two resentful ghosts who were full of grievances and were on the verge of becoming ghosts.It's only been a few hours, when it's time to continuously purify the grievances and feel refreshed, how could it suddenly fail?

"No, don't blame him, he's staying right there,"

It's not suitable for too many people to know about it, He Heng turned his head and explained softly in his ear, "Su Xiaoling wants to eat quickly, pretending to be heatstroke."

He Heng is frank and frank, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with talking to Qi Shu like this—it's not uncommon for boys to quarrel and sit on each other's laps on the bed. think.

But everyone else in the dormitory was confused by the sudden ambiguity.

Help, why do the two of them always do things that make people blush and are inappropriate for children.

That's it now, wouldn't it be a sweeter crit when the two of them were in the dormitory.

I know they're looking for a target but this is too much of a crit.

Of the other ten people in this dormitory, only Han Bo has a girlfriend who has been with him since junior high school. The others are all solo mothers and now, and they want to cry when they see young couples.

It's okay to see young couples hugging suddenly outside, now even the boys' dormitory is not a warm haven, is it?

"No, don't you both avoid people?"

Sun Haowen covered his face in dismay, "The damage value is too high, I can't stand this without a date."

He Heng: "?"

Qi Shu: "?"

What the hell are we doing? Just like this.

It was only now that He Heng realized in a trance that maybe he and Qi Shu had really underestimated the other students' jokes about them all this time.

"Are you kidding or serious?"

For the first time, He Heng felt that the situation was really difficult to control, "What's wrong with us, didn't we just go to the small cafeteria when school started?"

Yang Hao took it for granted: "Then, isn't that enough?"

How far do you want to abuse dogs?

Speaking of this matter, he himself felt that it was quite bizarre and tortuous, but obviously he couldn't completely describe it according to the situation at the time.He Heng took a deep breath and explained seriously: "We really didn't know that at the beginning, but on the first day you came to school, did you know that the fucking cafeteria was for lovers?"

Han Bo raised his hand cautiously: "Ah, I know..."

"You don't count, shut up."

He Heng pressed his temples, "Besides, I just went to the cafeteria, so why is it rumored to be a date?"

Xin Yongqiang was sitting in the front row of the two of them, observing more carefully: "Then brother Heng, there are more, I often see helping brother Qi bring breakfast."

He Hengxin said that it was because your brother Qi's little paper man helped me with my homework every day.

"Friendship at the same table, isn't that okay?"

He Heng said forcefully, "Didn't you bring breakfast for Yang Hao?"

Xin Yongqiang: "...I did, but I don't take it every day."

Qi Shu listened to it for a long time, and the more he listened, the more he felt his headache.

His most direct purpose in coming to Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School was to find the Red Luan star that his master had calculated for him.

He has also heard all kinds of rumors about himself and He Heng, and he only thought it was a joke before, and didn't take it to heart.But now it seems that there are quite a few people who believe it.

But if it continues like this, even if my Red Luan Star is really here, I'm afraid I have to take the initiative to stay away.

Although he didn't necessarily want to force that marriage, but what happened to this trouble?

Sun Haowen applied for a single-person dormitory. On the first day of school, he watched He Heng help Qi Shu carry his luggage downstairs: "Although I didn't know Qi Shu at the time, I remember your face...you two specially changed your face..." I live together in the dormitory, doesn’t that count?”

He Heng: "..."

He Heng said in his heart that because I saw ghosts around him at that time, I was worried.

My mother thought that he was also a poor little ghost haunted by ghosts, and wanted to help out. Who knew that he was my roommate only to find out that he was a big boss?

But this is beyond the scope of what can be said. He Heng was suffering from a headache, and Qi Shu helped him recall: "That was when I said I could cook, and He Heng wanted to be together, so we were transferred to the dormitory."

He Heng nodded fiercely: "Yes, yes, yes, I said at the time that our school cafeteria might not be delicious, and I wanted to grab some food."

Seeing the most powerful pieces of evidence being refuted by the parties one by one, several people in the dormitory realized that they seemed to have misunderstood something, but Yang Hao suddenly remembered another one: "Then, last Tuesday you and Brother Qi were together. On the balcony—"

Halfway through Yang Hao's speech, he suddenly realized that it seemed to be an event that could not be said in Jinjiang, and shut his mouth as if braking.

He Heng hasn't reacted yet: "What?"

Yang Hao shook his head violently: "No, it's fine."

He Heng was puzzled, and confirmed with him: "Are you really all right?"

"I can't say it's all right."

Han Bo was weak, "I suddenly understood what my girlfriend said before."

He Heng was alert: "What are you talking about?"

Han Bo looked up to the sky and sighed sadly: "The cp I was drinking is fucking BE again."

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Refusing the rumors is cool for a while, sooner or later there will be a time when you two will slap your face...