I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Xia Hong really didn't expect that the little classmates in the class could prepare such a big surprise for him just by going back to the teacher's school on the weekend.

"Four inspections... are really good."

Xia Hong had a headache, "I know about Qi Shu, what's going on with the three of you?"

Yang Hao and Xin Yongqiang looked at each other, with mournful faces, unable to speak: "I was caught by the director when I was practicing climbing over the wall."

Xia Hong took a deep breath, not pursuing the ingenious practice methods of these two little students for the time being, and continued to ask He Heng: "What about you?"

He Heng: "..."

It's so silly to accompany someone to climb over the wall and get caught. He Heng really didn't want to repeat it again, so he had to say tactfully, "Give up your life to accompany the gentleman."

Xia Hong: "..."

What the hell.

He was originally caught by the security guards because he took his little classmates to explore the playground in the middle of the night. Although the school leader didn't say much because of his face, he still said a few words.Now I hurried back to school from the teacher's gate, and in the early morning, I was called to the teaching office because the students in the class were idle and had nothing to do to climb over the wall. The key reminder is to pay attention to the mental health of the students in the class.

After tossing back and forth for a long time, he was almost out of temper, and barely maintained his modest and gentleman personality in front of his classmates: "All right, each one is more capable than one."

There is no problem with the mental health of the young students, but there may be some unknown deviation in terms of intelligence.

No matter how much you criticize, all the troubles that should have been caused have been caused, Xia Hong is too lazy to do anything to make people dislike him, he waved his hands and asked them to do what they should do after putting the review on their desk, leaving Qi Shu alone.

"I went back and asked Master. There are nine formations like the one in school, with four directions and four directions, plus the most central one—we are in the northeast."

Xia Hong paused, and continued, "Each formation is based on the foundation of the Town God's Temple or the abandoned City God Temple, with the statue of the City God as the eye of the formation, and most of them are guarded by Maoshan disciples, so the formation cannot be broken easily."

For such a big commotion, Mao Shan must have known about it or even acquiesced, and Qi Shu had vaguely guessed something in the past two days.He practiced with his master since he was a child, and he didn't have many unrealistic fantasies about Maoshan. Now that he heard the news, he accepted it quite well, and he didn't even feel too surprised.

But Xia Hong couldn't accept it.

"I have been a teacher since I was a child, and it is too exaggerated to say that I take the responsibility of the common people in the world, but I have been practicing Taoism for no reason, not to harm people like this."

Xia Hong couldn't tell whether he was at a loss or disappointed, "Maoshan was originally a decent school of metaphysics, helping the way of heaven, and keeping the peace... But in the end, why did he help the underworld to harm people and ghosts, so that those who had never harmed people before Why are the ghosts who go to reincarnation so dissipated?"

Because in their eyes, "the common people in the world" may only refer to "people", or even "living people."

Birds and animals, mountains and rivers, plants and trees, elves and ghosts, perhaps they have never been included in the category of "the common people in the world" by them.

"But this idea is wrong."

Xia Hong shook his head, clearly in his heart, "Everything has animism, reincarnation. Since you are a cultivator, how can you not understand such a simple truth?"

Qi Shu shrugged and said nothing.

All things have spirits, and "people" are just a part of reincarnation. Even Tuan Tuan can figure this out with his own tail. How can someone not understand it?

It's just that they act narrowly, and because it was proposed by the underworld first, even if the way of heaven is aware of it, it will not punish them, and it has no scruples.

No matter how many ghosts fly around, they can't hinder them, and they can even make room for themselves to a certain extent-after all, cultivators can't live forever. Only by controlling an appropriate amount can they ensure that they can reincarnate normally.

After all, it's just for selfish desires.

……

"So what the hell is going on with this ghost?"

He Heng turned around the little ghost who was captured and sealed in the soul purification array, "It's body is different from yesterday - I heard that ghosts can't change clothes, and the reform of the underworld doesn't even allow this to change." Have they all changed?"

That's not.

The reform of the underworld is not to improve ghost life, who will care about your trivial needs such as changing clothes.

The underworld generally pays attention to "what was like before death, and what will be like after death", including but not limited to the tragic bloody body after jumping off a building and car accident, and the clothes worn on the body before encoffining.

The former can also be cleaned by purifying grievances through formations, but it is more difficult to change the clothes you are wearing. The only way is to change the official uniforms of the underworld or the city god after being admitted to the civil service in the underworld.

That's why Yangjian pays attention to arranging the body and changing the life clothes after death, so that it can be clean during the decades of queuing up for reincarnation in the underworld. .

The version that He Heng heard from the older generation in his family was similar to this one.

"Then how can it change clothes?"

He Heng was puzzled, "It still changes three sets a day... Where does it get so many clothes?"

The little ghost happily showed off to him: "My mother prepared 21 pieces for me."

He Heng has heard about its mother from this kid more than once.

Although I know that the whole thing originated from an unscrupulous Taoist concept, this strong mother-child relationship is really touching.

"It's just that I will never see my mother again."

The little ghost hugged the plush bear sadly, "I still really want to be by my mother's side."

So pitiful.

He Heng couldn't bear to see it, and tried to give it an idea: "It's okay, you hurry up to reincarnate after you arrive in the underworld, maybe you can be reincarnated in your mother's house, just in response to the second-child policy."

"No way."

The little ghost was aggrieved, "I heard from other ghosts before that the queue for reincarnation in the underworld has been queued for more than 100 years."

He Heng: "...Huh?"

He Heng looked dazed as he was touched by a blind spot of knowledge: "Is the competition for reincarnation so fierce now?"

"It's not fierce, the underworld control is quite strict, and there are rules for whoever comes first."

Qi Shu explained to him, "But the family planning suddenly started in the world, and more than half of the reincarnation quotas were blocked at once, and the sequence remained the same and the time was delayed, and slowly the queue was more than 100 years later."

He Heng was a little worried: "What if there are one or two who are tired of waiting?"

My roommate's sensitivity in this regard is really high.

Qi Shu has also seen a lot of this kind of thing, and he said it calmly: "If you are tired of waiting, then you can either rebel in the underworld, or come to the underworld to harm someone."

This matter sounds a bit serious, and it doesn't seem to be easy to solve.

After all, it takes more than a hundred years to wait, which is too much to challenge the patience of ghosts - from this point of view, it is completely understandable to wait and cause trouble.

"Then let them wait,"

While teasing the brat, He Heng suggested, "Instead of making them tired of making trouble, it's better to find something for them to do, to distract them or something."

whimsical.

Tuantuan didn't want to dampen his enthusiasm for contributing to the underworld so soon, so he hugged the dried fish and cheered him up: "For example?"

"For example, open a haunted house and let those ghosts waiting in line to be reincarnated take turns to be on duty or something,"

The more He Heng thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible, "Look, there is a haunted house in the back street of our school, but the staff will play music and walk around in white clothes twice, which is not scary at all. If real ghosts come -"

"If real ghosts come, everyone who goes to the haunted house will have a serious illness when they come out."

Tuantuan rolled his eyes in a very standard way, "You have yin and yang eyes, although you are prone to encounter ghosts, but generally you are not easy to be infected by yin energy when you encounter ghosts, but ordinary people can't."

When Tuantuan said it, he was very worried: "If it was so easy, the Yindifu would have sent ghosts to discuss this kind of mutually beneficial cooperation with Maoshan, so why would they think of a way to let the ghosts fly away and work together with Maoshan? This kind of outrageous nonsense."

He Heng was stunned for a moment, and felt that he seemed to have missed some important knowledge points: "What is unreasonable? ——What's the matter with letting ghosts fly away?"

Qi Shu: "..."

round and round:"……"

Tuantuan gave a dry "ah", a little annoyed that he had slipped his tongue, "You don't know about it... I thought Qi Shu had told you."

Qi Shu didn't intend to tell him about this shit—it wasn't a glorious thing in the first place.Although it was conspired by Jifu and Maoshan, it has nothing to do with me, but there is no need to publicize it.

After all, I and those who participated in it are both cultivators. If I say it, I will definitely lose face, and no one will look good.

But the words have been said so far, and it is even more embarrassing to hide it, as if it is a guilty conscience.

"Because of family planning, the number of reincarnation places has dropped sharply. The underworld thinks that there are too many ghosts queuing up to reincarnate, and they can't control them. They are planning to destroy a group of them humanely."

Qi Shu paused, "But their way of humane destruction is to directly let the ghosts fly away... That's not very humane."

He Heng: "..."

He Heng: "Huh???"

This was something he had never heard of before, and He Heng was dumbfounded for a moment, "Damn it, I won't even dare to die in the future."

Qi Shu sighed, thinking bitterly, if this matter was brought out and everyone knew, it would not be a new way to reduce the suicide/suicide rate.

...shit.

"No, no one cares about such a big matter?"

He Heng couldn't believe it, "Shouldn't this kind of thing put everyone in danger, so no one can take care of it?"

Qi Shu shook his head: "It's not like everyone is in danger - ordinary people don't know this at all, and even if they know it, they don't necessarily believe it; knowing these things, and even those who participated in it, the underworld has guaranteed them to let them Reincarnation. It can reduce competition and queuing time, and they are too happy."

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