I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

When Qi Shu returned to school, he happened to see the dean rushing into the school gate.

Tuantuan took a deep breath: "Is he going to fight a student who didn't do his homework for [-] rounds?"

Qi Shu: "..."

That shouldn't be the case.

Cats are not allowed in the school, taking advantage of no one's attention, Tuantuan quickly possessed the small piece of paper that has successfully evolved into a cat litter, and told Qi Shu: "Look for the dean just now. It’s too exciting to fight with someone, I’m going to cheer him on.”

……

"so……"

Tuantuan circled around He Heng, "Is it you who I want to wave the flag and cheer for him?"

He Heng hadn't been around Tuantuan for a long time, so he left behind a point of knowledge. He didn't quite understand how the matter developed into the little master turned into a cheerleader waving flags and shouting for cheers.

Tuantuan changed the phrase: "So, the person who is going to fight with the dean for [-] rounds is you?"

He Heng: "..."

It's true that he fought with the dean for [-] rounds, but was chased and kicked by the dean for [-] rounds.

Tuantuan was amazed: "I haven't seen you for a long time, have you added so many thrills to your life?"

He Heng: "..."

Qi Shu fished Tuantuan back and asked him, "Was the over/wall discovered?"

He Heng had a headache: "Yes, Yang Hao was discovered when he happened to be hanging on the top of the wall and couldn't get down."

?

How can this be.

I have drawn the lucky charm hundreds of times at least, and it has never failed.

Qi Shu thought about it carefully, and really couldn't figure out what went wrong, but he still apologized to him seriously, "I'm sorry, there may be something wrong with the lucky charm..."

"No, it has nothing to do with that talisman,"

He Heng quickly waved his hand, and deliberately joked, "It's a good talisman, don't just wrong people."

Qi Shu was puzzled: "What's going on, you didn't bring the talisman with you?"

"I brought it with me and kept it in my pocket,"

He Heng took the talisman out of his pocket to show him, then sighed deeply, "I've figured it out, it's not the talisman, it's me."

Qi Shu was puzzled: "Huh?"

"I'm too specific to be sincere."

He Heng reflected deeply, "I just said that I won't be discovered by the security guards... The security guards really didn't find us, it was the dean who found us."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu tried his best to bear it for a while, but turned around politely, his shoulders shook twice.

"Is it so unfriendly?"

He Heng was a little sad, "I thought you would express deep sympathy to me."

Qi Shu fulfilled his wish: "Sympathy, very sympathy."

"Let's discuss it, friend."

He Heng seriously discussed with him, "Before you sympathize, can you smile a little less obviously?"

Qi Shu laughed outright.

……

He Heng spent 3 minutes thinking about his roommate who looked very unreal, introverted, rigid, and didn't like to joke at all a few days ago.

"Food."

Qi Shu scrupulously said, "On the first day, I went to the couple's restaurant with you to eat the world's fireworks."

He Heng: "..."

"Don't, don't mention this."

He Heng was dying, "Fuck, you don't even know what we have been rumored to be. Today Xin Yongqiang asked me why you didn't come to climb the wall together. Did we have a fight?"

Qi Shu was speechless: "It's just a joke..."

He Heng didn't want to break his roommate's beautiful fantasy, sighed deeply again, and shouldered the tall cp building that was widely circulated in the school alone.

"Stop talking, stop talking, I have to write the review."

He Heng took out a stack of A4 papers, divided them into two and handed them to Qi Shu, "Do you need it?"

Qi Shu shook his head: "I started in the morning, and I will continue to write."

He Heng still insisted on pushing a piece of paper onto Qi Shu's desk, trying to hint, "Look at this piece of paper, does it look like a villain doing homework?"

Qi Shu: "..."

OK, I understand.

Qi Shu folded the paper in half, tore up the villain and vaccinated him: "In the end, this is ghostwriting. You don't know how to write it, and it can't be written."

"That's okay, I know how to write."

He Heng leaned back, "I am full of thoughts now, and a review is not a problem."

Tuantuan looked left and right, and said with emotion: "Two villains writing a self-criticism, it's really hard for you two."

"No, I deserve more."

He Heng slumped on the table, "I have five thousand words."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu was amazed: "I really have never seen a person who can be so miserable with a lucky charm... What is the reason for this, because you have yin and yang eyes?"

He Heng was at a loss: "What does it have to do with yin and yang eyes?"

"The yin energy is heavy, and the yin and yang eyes can communicate with yin and yang ghosts and gods. Sometimes it will indeed conflict with the talisman seal."

Qi Shu pondered for a while, still feeling strange, "But logically speaking, you shouldn't have such a conflict—even if you have a conflict, isn't your luck too bad?"

Not only is the correct rate of English test questions so low, even climbing over a wall will be discovered.

He Heng buried his face in his fur, and his voice came out muffled: "Is it because I've been miserable recently... so I'm really miserable?"

Tuantuan was lazy and didn't want to move, so he just swiped his tail twice: "It's obvious that the dean is miserable, and I met two uneasy students in one day."

"Four."

He Heng corrected it, "There are also Yang Hao and the others next door, and they also have a [-]-word review."

Tuantuan patted him with his tail: "It's all miserable, it's all miserable."

He Heng sat up in shock from his dying illness: "Have I been retrograde recently, do I need to go to Weibo to retweet two koi fish to get rid of Mercury retrograde?"

"Turn around, turn around and feel at ease."

Qi Shu said euphemistically, "As far as I understand the metaphysics system, Weibo is not included."

He Heng was very disappointed: "So it's useless to retweet koi on Weibo, right?"

"It can't be said that it is completely useless."

It is related to the beliefs of primary and secondary schools and even college students across the country. Qi Shu explained very cautiously, "The koi carp has its own luck. In principle, it can be used to pray for good luck, but the effect is not obvious. It depends."

Qi Shu paused, and it seemed that he still didn't quite understand, so he explained more bluntly: "People who are usually lucky are more likely to have good luck when they turn to koi, which is the icing on the cake. But if they are not usually lucky, If you want to rub the luck of the koi, you may not be lucky."

This time He Heng understood.

He changed the phrase and summed up the main idea: "The European emperor is more European, and the non-chieftains will be done with their fate."

Qi Shu: "..."

Although the meaning is that there is nothing wrong with this meaning, it is really cruel to say so.

He Heng predicted: "There may be an unexpected English test next Monday, and then my luck will be fully displayed when I get the questions wrong. If the questions are wrong, it will open the eyes of our class teacher."

Qi Shu comforted him: "Not at all."

"As for."

He Heng sighed: "The problem is, I don't need to rely on luck, my real English level can make our class teacher's eyes dark."

He Heng had no interest in life: "Lucky charms can't save me, and it's useless to turn to koi to save myself. Now I can only accept my fate."

"Although the yin and yang eye clashes with the qi of the talisman, it can't go anywhere. It must still work."

Qi Shu hesitated for a moment, and took out two holy grails from the cabinet, "I'll untie the lot for you first, and see what's going on."

He Heng was surprised: "Are you still going to release the lottery?"

This tone is very strange.

There is no celestial master who can't solve the lottery.

"Ah, is that so?"

He Heng was at a loss, "I've only seen half-immortals who set up fortune-telling booths and monks in temples and Taoist priests in Taoist temples to solve the lottery for others."

"A half-immortal who sets up a fortune-telling stall..."

The word bluffing is obviously a bit harsh, Qi Shu changed it to a more euphemistic word, "Basically, it is the characteristic of the scenic spot, and it will be solved, but it may not be in line with luck, so we can't go into it."

"As for the Taoist priests in the Taoist temple, they are actually similar to me in essence, except that I don't stay in the Taoist temple."

He Heng: "???"

He Heng was even more at a loss: "No, wait, aren't you a celestial master?"

The common-sense problems of my roommate really need to be popularized.

"If you have a Taoist certificate, you can be regarded as a Taoist priest. Only after you have a Taoist certificate can you go to the Tianshi Mansion to confer seal seals. After granting seal seals, you will be a Celestial Master."

Qi Shu explained, "After granting the seal script, he is also a Taoist priest, but the word celestial master sounds a little more powerful."

Even more powerful, this description is very simple and unpretentious.

He Heng understood this system more or less, nodded half-understanding, and asked again: "Then, is your fortune-telling also a lottery--what is this in your hand, it is different from the lottery I saw before?" ah."

"It's not a lottery, it's the Holy Grail."

Qi Shu gave him a glance, "I'll count Che Gong's spirit lottery for you, first throw the holy grail, one yin and one yang are the holy grail, and you can get the lottery after three throws."

Tossing a cup should be pious, Qi Shu moved the small piece of paper that he was trying to write the review with the pen in hand, together with the review that had not been written in a few lines, to the side, took the censer and inserted the incense, took the cup with both hands and put it on the censer After going around three times, he handed the holy grail to He Heng, and said concisely: "As soon as it reaches 96, think of a random number in your mind, and then throw it on the table."

He Heng had never seen such a strange little piece of wood, but he held back and didn't ask any more questions, and threw it on the table as he said.Qi Shu nodded when he threw it for the third time: "It's ok. Three Holy Grails, and a lottery is available—once it reaches 96, which one did you think of just now?"

He Heng was busy throwing that small piece of wood just now, and said casually: "Then, 96?"

Qi Shu nodded, opened the signed book and checked the signed text, He Heng went over to read it.

"'Lands and rivers meet to pan for sand and gold, so why not misunderstand the villain's words; just follow the righteous path with your heart, and hold your head three feet in front of God' This is the signature? What does it mean..."

He Heng guessed blindly, "Little man's words...someone said bad things about me behind my back?"

"The same can be said,"

Qi Shu broke the sign for him: "I am in trouble, and I have difficulties in going in and out. But the heart is right, as long as the heart is right, everything will be fine."

He Heng: "...Just, persuade people to be kind and teach people to learn well?"

"No, the way to break this sign is to be righteous, and the others may not be. ——In the next lot, there are also bloody disasters that cannot be broken."

Qi Shu explained, "Although you have been a villain for a while, your fortune has declined and turned upwards. There will be no major hindrances. As long as you act with your heart, even if you are wronged for a while, someone will soon uphold justice for you. Don't worry. .”

Worrying is not too worrying, but He Heng was frightened by the bloody disaster that could not be broken.

"Fortunately, I didn't choose the next sign..."

He Heng paused, feeling that his statement seemed a bit subjective and idealistic, and revised his wording again, "Fortunately, it's not a lottery."

Qi Shu comforted him: "It's okay if you get it, just pretend you didn't get it, and just do it again."

?

Can this be done?

Qi Shu patted him on the shoulder: "Your fate is up to you. If you really agree with the signed document, then you will treat it as a mistake. Do it again and change your fate against the sky."

This is the first time I have heard of such a way of changing fate against the sky.

He Heng humbly asked for advice: "Does it work?"

"Of course it doesn't work."

Qi Shu enlightened him, "But at least you are not afraid before the bloody disaster."

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