I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

The school is weird this year, it opened the dormitory yesterday, and asked the students to put their luggage in, but they only let them put their luggage and not let them live in, and even when they put their luggage, they rush to rush, and they don’t even tidy up Time to sort it out.

Qi Shu originally applied for a single room, and his luggage was packed. He Heng felt that he was causing him some trouble, so he went to help move his luggage to his dormitory.

He Heng dragged his sheets and quilts out of the suitcase, piled them on his bed randomly, then took out a piece of paper and shouted at Qi Shu: "I'll go to other dormitories and count the students in our class. one time."

Just before Xia Hong left, he asked him to count the students living in this class and the final dormitory. He Heng was worried that one of the dormitory might go out to drink and sing, and he was going to ask about the name and dormitory first when everyone was cleaning up the dormitory. up.

Qi Shu was the only one left in the dormitory, and he didn't want to clean it up. He leaned on the bed, not wanting to move, and looked up at the only ceiling fan in the dormitory.

A ceiling fan that hadn’t been touched during the summer vacation was covered with dust without incident. Qi Shu was afraid that the dust on the fan would start to kill all directions, so he didn’t dare to move it. He only opened the window to let in a little wind to cool it down. It's just that although it's already the beginning of autumn, it's still in dog days, and the wind that comes in is also hot.

The talismans drawn outside the school just now were too crude, and the two detained ghosts had already left, leaving no trace of coldness behind.Qi Shu tried to calm down and cool down naturally at first, but in the end he was so hot that he sat up, trying to get enough food and clothing by himself.

He jumped out of bed, locked the bedroom door, then opened the innermost compartment of his suitcase, took out a stack of talisman papers, picked out a soul-calling talisman from it, and burned it, and only halfway through the burning, a ghost was summoned .

The ghost looked ignorant, but there was some lingering resentment all over it. It seemed that it wanted to go on a rampage, but it was trapped by the soul-calling talisman, so it could only circle around the pile of paper dust irritably.

"There's a lot of grievances - you were arrested so soon, are you from this school?"

Qi Shu chatted with him unhurriedly, kept his hands on, and drew on the ground after getting a little water, "Don't be afraid, my Soul Purification Formation is very gentle, and I won't let you feel any pain."

Qi Shu's men were quick, and within a short while a soul-cleaning array was drawn.He talked nicely with the ghost: "At first I wanted to use cinnabar, but I'm afraid of being found out, so you'll just let it go?"

The ghost obviously didn't want to let it go—of course it didn't want Qi Shu to change the water into cinnabar. It was still fidgeting around in circles, trying to break free from the shackles of the talisman.

"Don't make money. Although this is painted with water, it has the same effect. You just need to stop running outside. Of course, it's okay if you run. You won't be able to get out if you go out, but you will be tired."

Qi Shu was not in a hurry, and still discussed with him nicely: "You see that you are full of grievances and died unexpectedly, so you can't be reincarnated, right? I just know a little bit, and I will send you here after you clear up your grievances." Go to the Earth Temple, see if you can follow along to Fengdu City, so that you can have an early reincarnation."

...For the wraith who died unexpectedly, the temptation to be reincarnated is too great.It slowly stopped circling, looked at Qi Shu suspiciously, and pointed at the pile of paper ashes with its fuzzy finger.

"Ah, well, wait a while for the water to dry up, and I have to clean it up if you don't tell me."

Qi Shu was very talkative, sat next to him and continued to discuss with him, "Look, I'll help you clear up your grievances, and you just stay here, just to cool me down, okay?"

Ghosts are feminine, so they naturally have a chilly air. Coupled with his reformed soul purification array, the combination of a ghost and a spell can probably be regarded as an air conditioner.

It's much better than the crude talisman outside the school just now.

Not only is it environmentally friendly and does not consume electricity, but it can also gain additional merit.

That ghost might not have seen this kind of operation before, but it seemed like a win-win situation, so he nodded.

The water used to draw the formation on the ground was all dried up, Qi Shu swept away the pile of incense ash, and put his stack of talisman papers back on the interlayer. After a while, the room became cooler.

He found a few more pieces of waste paper, tore a few human-shaped pieces of paper with his bare hands, dipped in the water he poured out just now, and drew a few times on the small pieces of paper. Paper stood up tremblingly.

"Help me guys,"

Qi Shu said to the small pieces of paper that would not refute, "It's too troublesome to make the bed..."

Those few human-shaped pieces of paper could not understand his hint.

Qi Shu had no choice but to say: "Help me make the bed, thank you."

The few small pieces of paper obeyed the order, and propped up the heavy mattress with their frail body inconceivably.

Qi Shu thought for a while, then took out the small ball of paper that he had put in his pocket before, tapped it, and watched him slowly stretch from a ball into a human figure with rough edges.

The other small pieces of paper are disposable consumables and can be thrown away after use. Only this piece of paper was made by Qi Shu for the first time, and it has not been thrown away. Slowly, it has acquired some spirituality.

It can even carry the spirit body of its own cat owner.

Qi Shu stretched out his hand to pinch the small piece of paper, and called it: "Tuantuan."

The little piece of paper visibly froze, spreading its limbs and pretending to be dead.

This little ancestor is rarely so guilty.

Gee tut.

Qi Shu poked it with his hand, and continued to call: "Tuantuan, I can see that it's useless if you don't talk."

The little piece of paper struggled a bit, meowed twice, pinched its waist again, and preemptively said: "It's too much! You didn't bring me here! I have to follow you secretly!"

Didn't you come with me without you?

Qi Shu stroked the hair, coaxing it with a soft smile: "Okay, it's my fault."

Strong words succeed.

Tuantuan also took advantage of the victory to pursue and "hummed" angrily.

Weirdly cute.

Although my cat owner spoke, the spirit body still attached to the small piece of paper and did not come out. Qi Shu couldn't see it without opening his eyes, so he shook the small piece of paper: "Come out, don't be attached to this piece of paper." It's up, I can't see you."

Tuantuan was quite vigilant: "Will you send me back after I come out?"

"What am I going to take you back for?"

Qi Shu couldn't help but coax it, "Come out, let me masturbate for a while."

Qi Shu's way of stroking cats was practiced since he was a child, and it's comfortable anyway.Tuantuan struggled for a while, but still couldn't resist the temptation of being scratched on his chin, obediently took shape.

White, fluffy, fluffy mass, like snow.

The little master probably had a guilty conscience, and after he took shape, he spread it on Qi Shu's lap obediently, wrapped his tail around his wrist, and meowed incomparably obsequiously.

Qi Shu looked amused, and accepted this little ancestor's flattery with peace of mind. He stroked the fur on its back twice, and then put his hand under its stomach to scratch.

Warm and hot, soft.

Tuantuan was scratched comfortably by him, and the whole cat spread into a puddle of water. After finally regaining his senses, he jumped off his lap with a "crack", looked at him with his head up, and said confidently, "I've let you masturbate!" , you are not allowed to send me back."

Qi Shu nodded amusedly.

He originally wanted to bring this little ancestor here, but he didn't take the initiative because he was worried that it would be reluctant to part with the two little female cats raised by his master.Now that they are all here, of course Qi Shu will not insist on sending it back.

Tuantuan flicked his tail contentedly.

Heh, human beings, just be obedient if you give them some sweetness.

At this moment, all the humanoid pieces of paper that Qi Shu tore out just now surrounded them, standing in a row as if they were reporting work.

Qi Shu glanced at his bed to make sure they were all packed, even the ceiling fan was wiped clean.

Even He Heng's bed opposite was made up.

Although Qi Shu has done this kind of thing many times, every time he can't help but sigh that metaphysics is really a life-saving magic weapon.

If you let him clean up by himself, it may not be too much trouble.

Tuantuan was too lazy to respond to his emotion, jumped out of bed to chat with the ghost that Qi Shu regarded as an air conditioner, and within a short while asked him all about his identity, age and the ghost's cause of death.

"His name is Shen Yong, and he is your third-year senior,"

Tuantuan dutifully reported the news to him, "He jumped off the building because he was beaten by the teacher because he didn't pass the exam, and he couldn't think about it for a while. Don't be too hard on it!"

Qi Shu: "...No."

Tuantuan didn't listen to him at all, and threw himself into his arms like a playwright: "I only have you, you must never leave me, woo woo woo."

Something wrong.

Where did I learn the fault.

Just like my master.

Qi Shu sincerely made a suggestion: "Do you want to possess the little piece of paper again?"

round and round:"……"

Tuantuan: "Go to hell."

Tuantuan: "Throw it away when you're done using it, and when you're done, you don't recognize the cat. It's faster than a hearse drifting, Qi Shu, are you a fucking human???"

Qi Shu: "..."

Have you been insulted by the cat owner from Zaan today?

insulted.

Qi Shu quarreled with it for a while, and after a few bounces, the cat owner, who was still in good spirits, suddenly limp and meowed on his lap: "What the hell is this place? Why is it so hard to stay here?"

Qi Shu frowned, and felt it for a while, but couldn't feel it, so he had to ask it again: "What's the matter? The yang energy here is too heavy, don't you feel comfortable?"

"How can you be as strong as the yang around you?"

Tuantuan cursed, "I'm only a cat with great cultivation, how can I still be afraid of Yang Qi like those useless little ghosts?"

The innocent trash kid in the room who was named felt that what it said was a bit too much, and scolded it back across the magic circle.

As a mature big cat, Tuantuan didn't bother to pay attention to the little ghost, and flicked his tail weakly: "How is the yang energy here so heavy that you, a celestial master, can't feel it? The yin energy is really heavy in this small broken place." .”

Should not.

How can there be such a gloomy atmosphere in the school.

Qi Shu felt strange, and played with his hand around its tail while asking, "Why is it so yin?——No, if it is so yin, why do you still feel uncomfortable?"

"How the hell would I know?"

Tuantuan was weak, but quite irritable, "The yin energy is heavy, but it seems that something is pressing me down and sucking me... Could it be a little female cat?"

Qi Shu: "..."

There is no way to communicate with this little color cat.

Tuantuan licked his paws: "I don't know, I can't tell. Anyway, there must be something weird. It has just been suppressed for the past two days, and there is still some breath left. Only a civet with a high cultivation base like me can smell it." come out."

It has just been suppressed in the past two days.

No wonder the students were not allowed to stay last night.

... So the school should know?

But if there is something in school that shouldn't be there, why can't he feel it?

Qi Shu served some snacks, then poked Tuantuan again: "If you smell it again, can you smell anything?"

"I'm not a dog, what can I smell?"

Tuantuan flashed his paws at him, and said impatiently, "Don't worry about it, I feel bad, I want to sleep."

As it said, it picked up the small piece of paper that was thrown aside just now, and attached it again.

When did this little ancestor like possessing himself so much?

Qi Shu felt strange, picked up the small piece of paper again, and asked it: "What's going on? You can't maintain your transformation now?"

Tuantuan didn't even bother to say anything, he just managed to let a few words appear on the small piece of paper.

"It's okay, maybe the climate is not acclimatized."