I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

The two of them walked back with a lot of thoughts, nestled in Qi Shu's arms, turning their heads three times a step.

"Tuantuan must be worried about those wandering souls."

Xia Hong was very moved and couldn't help feeling, "It's really a kind-hearted kitten."

Tuantuan: "Actually..."

"It's all right."

Xia Hongle is a teacher, facing this kind-hearted but awkward-mouthed kitten, he is kind and seductive, "You have to learn to release kindness, don't be shy."

round and round:"……"

Tuantuan: "It's embarrassing to your mother, I think we were discovered by the security guards."

As soon as Tuantuan finished speaking, a flashlight hit Xia Hong right on his body: "Which class do you two work in? What are you doing out in the middle of the night without sleeping?"

Xia Hong: "..."

Qi Shu: "..."

round and round:"!!!"

Tuantuan heart-piercingly: "What are you waiting for, you two are running away——!"

……

"so,"

He Heng was worried, "Is this why you want to write a [-]-word self-criticism?"

Qi Shu: "..."

As much as I hate to admit it, that's the truth.

When the school's security guards blocked people to question the class's name, Xia Hong admitted it heartily, and even seriously cooperated with the security guard who didn't know him well to write down his name.

The Taoist priests who came out of Maoshan have deep-rooted responsibilities and responsibilities.

This habit of not escaping in time but self-reporting when discovered is also engraved in his bones by visual inspection.

"Being able to run at that time was really able to run."

Tuantuan was lying on the table, dying, "There is only one security guard, as long as you two run separately, he will definitely not be able to catch up. It is impossible for the school to adjust the monitoring for the two of you, there is no problem at all."

Although He Heng insisted on keeping his eyes open and waiting for him to come back last night, after all, it was almost two o'clock in the middle of the night, and He Heng was sleepy. After confirming that his roommate who was out exploring was safe and sound, he fell asleep after entering the dormitory, and he didn't have time to ask any more questions. What.It wasn't until Qi Shu came back from the political and educational office this morning that He Heng realized how exciting his roommate had been in the middle of the night last night.

"Stimulate a fart."

Tuantuan corrected him, "It's exciting to start a chase with the security guard on the playground at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and it's called stupid to be fixed in place by a flashlight by the security guard at two o'clock in the middle of the night."

He Heng: "..."

Although you are suspected of insulting the class teacher, you have to say something.

It does make sense.

Qi Shu raised his hand to rub it, and reluctantly enlightened: "It's okay, think about the good, at least I don't have to go to the flag to do a self-criticism when the flag is raised next Monday."

"and many more."

He Heng keenly extracted key words: "So our head teacher is going to conduct an inspection under the national flag next week?"

Is the school's handling method so merciless to the teacher?

"No, no, that's not the case."

Qi Shu is easy going, quite easy to be satisfied, "It's just a review, not even a report of criticism, it's pretty good."

It was already midnight when he was caught by the security guard yesterday, so it's really inappropriate to call the dean with the stars and moonlight.Qi Shu and Xia Hong could only return to the dormitory under the escort of the security guards, and enjoy the peace of the last half of the night.

But after all, it was the first time that the roc spread its wings on the verge of being demerited, and halfway through enjoying the tranquility, Qi Shu was anxious and borrowed cinnabar yellow paper to draw two lucky charms.

Perhaps it was these two lucky charms that saved them from reporting criticism.

"It has nothing to do with the talisman. The teacher and the students arrested it together. The school can't report criticism."

When He Heng was in junior high school, he wandered around the edge of the school rules for three years. He was well versed in the dean's psychology, and analyzed with him sharply: "It's really going to make a big mess, you're fine, and the teacher who was reported and criticized is the No. 1 in school history. [-]. The kind that can write two strokes in next year's admissions brochure."

Qi Shu couldn't keep up with his train of thought, so he humbly asked for advice: "What to write?"

"School rules are strict and everyone is treated equally."

He Heng opened his mouth and came, "There are laws to follow, and laws must be followed, law enforcement must be strict, and violations must be punished."

Qi Shu: "..."

Wherever you go.

"But then again."

He Heng paused, then asked soberly and rationally, "Why do some security guards stay up in the middle of the night to patrol?"

good question.

Tuantuan licked his paws and followed him to join in the fun: "Blind student, you have discovered Huadian."

He Heng: "..."

Does the little master have such a wide range of knowledge every day?

"So there's really something wrong with that library?"

He Heng was curious, "Does it have anything to do with the ghost who called in the middle of the night yesterday to ask physics questions?"

Qi Shu shook his head: "No, it has nothing to do with it. It just refuses to reincarnate because it wants to solve the problem."

He Heng was dumbfounded: "What kind of hobby is this... I love studying so much, our homeroom teacher can't help but be moved crazy when he sees it."

Qi Shuxin said that it was really touching.

He Heng has been worried ever since he saw the strong and soaring ghostly aura in the locust tree forest, and pointed in the direction of the library: "So what happened to that library, could it be that the school also discovered it? Something's wrong, that's why the security guards are going to patrol at night?"

Tuantuan curled his lips: "The school did find out. I don't know if it's patrolling or not."

Qi Shu patted it on the head calmly, and calmly went to the table to draw two lucky charms.

"It's nothing, it's just a moment of bad luck, just happened to run into a security guard."

Qi Shu was full of confidence, "I'm self-reliant, I have a lucky charm, it's fine."

My roommate didn't seem to want to talk about the library.

After all, it is a matter of metaphysics, maybe there are some things that cannot be mentioned, He Heng took the initiative to change the subject, and pointed to the two talismans that were just drawn on the table: "How do you sell this talisman, I want one too. "

The cinnabar yellow paper on the table has not been put away, so it is no trouble to draw a random one.Qi Shu nodded, speaking very eloquently: "It's okay, just take it... I'll just thank you for being early today."

Today, He Heng, adhering to the concept of friendship and mutual assistance in the dormitory, got up early to bring a steaming breakfast for the roommate who was exploring the library in the middle of the night yesterday, and really gained a wave of goodwill.

"What do you want?"

Qi Shu pinched the pen and twisted it, "It can be more specific, prescribe the right medicine."

The word "prescribe the right medicine to the case" sounds very unmetaphysical.

"Ah, so."

Qi Shu cooperated and changed his words, "Sincerity leads to success."

Ever since he found out the exact price of a piece of An Shen Talisman from Tuantuan, He Heng felt that this kind of yellow paper with two lines of red strokes could be equated with the red RMB. In fact, he was embarrassed to just take one for nothing .

But after all, the two are roommates in the same dormitory, so it's really inappropriate to settle accounts so politely and clearly.He Heng didn't talk politely to him anymore, and cooperated honestly with Qi Shu.

"When you ask someone to rape you, you won't be caught by the security guards."

He Heng carefully detailed the time and place, "This afternoon, the back wall on the west side of the school will take about half an hour to turn."

Qi Shu: "..."

It stands to reason that as a qualified celestial master, he should not have too much curiosity when facing believers who are seeking talismans to ensure safety, and try not to interfere with the privacy of believers. This is the professionalism of celestial masters.

Therefore, even if the believers have to climb the wall for half an hour, they should try their best to control their curiosity and protect the privacy of the believers to the greatest extent.

However, although.

Professionalism is sometimes really irrepressible curiosity.

"It's not me who wants to turn it over, it's Yang Hao who wants to turn it over."

He Heng also felt that there was something wrong with doing such a thing, and he took the initiative to explain, "Yang Hao and the others... made a plan to experience life, including but not limited to drinking and singing KTV. Today I mainly want to experience and Learn some techniques."

Qi Shu: "..."

Not very understandable.

Experience and learn something bad.

He Heng can more or less understand what Yang Hao and the others are thinking: "It is estimated that the family is too strict. Now that I am finally free, I want to try my best to make up for my lost rebellious period."

"Does it need to be so thorough?"

Tuantuan was a little dazed for a while, "Speaking of which, Qi Shu, you don't seem to have rebelled much. Will you make up for your rebellious period someday in the future?"

Tuantuan looked at him worriedly: "Would you also make a plan and then climb the wall for half an hour?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu held down its excited little head: "No, shut your head."

Tuantuan sighed regretfully: "Don't restrain yourself, you can also give yourself a rebellious period."

He Heng thought this proposal was good, and he also wanted to give his roommate a rebellious period: "Why don't you go together in the afternoon? The practice is actually quite..."

Quite naive.

How old are you? It's okay to practice and play.

But this description is obviously not suitable for sending an invitation, He Heng racked his brains: "Uh, it's quite a workout."

round and round:"……"

Tuantuan raised his paw and patted him: "It's hard for you."

He Heng gave it a high five.

"I won't go, you turn slowly."

Qi Shu pulled Tuantuan into his arms, "I'll take Tuantu back to the teacher's gate in the afternoon, and I'll be back tomorrow afternoon."

He Heng was inexplicably awed by the word "Shimen": "Which mountain is it? Only in this mountain where the clouds are deep?"

"What is only in this mountain in the depths of the clouds,"

Tuantuan couldn't help complaining, "That's such a big smog."

He Heng: "..."

presumptuous.

How could such an immortal teacher have anything to do with the smog.

"The master sect has nothing to do with Xianqi Piao Piao."

Tuantuan ruthlessly broke his fantasy, "Don't think too much, it's in the suburbs of Yangcheng, a second-hand housing agency."

He Heng: "???"

He Heng: "Why a second-hand housing agency?"

Qi Shu: "...Sometimes Master will help people who come to buy and sell houses to look at Feng Shui."

And it's quite famous in the industry.

Not to mention far away, as far as the surrounding suburban villas are concerned, one household counts as one household, and he is invited to see the decoration and feng shui of each home.

He Heng still felt quite disillusioned. He held the lucky charm and stuck it on his forehead in despair, and jumped back to his desk in despair.

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