I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Xia Hong has been adhering to the rules for these years, even if Qi Shu suddenly led him to see another vast world, the rules brought out by Maoshan's orthodoxy are still unmistakable.

For example, you have to pay homage to the patriarch before going out.

Although I have heard my master say that sincerity leads to spirit since I was a child, and I always said that there is no need to pay too much attention to those red tapes, but now, after all, it is in other people's boundaries, and religious beliefs have to respect each other, let alone rules such as offering incense. There's no harm in keeping it.

Xia Hong placed the shrine of the patriarch in the house, and there was a lot of incense ashes in the incense burner. One could tell from a glance that he usually spends mornings and evenings in peace, and the three sticks of incense in the morning and evening do not leave behind.

"Wow, that's a lot of insight,"

Tuantuan leaned on his shoulder and babbled, "If you look at you, you can't imitate others to be more religious."

Qi Shu: "..."

It's not the time for you to climb on the incense table in the middle of the night to steal offerings, right?

Although Xia Hong didn't know much about spells such as yin soldiers controlling ghosts, he still knew the common sense of yin objects avoiding gang qi. He pointed to Tuantuan and kindly reminded it: "Since it is offering incense to the ancestor, it is better to avoid it for a while. Avoid it, so as not to be accidentally injured."

Tuantuan: "Oh."

Tuantuan: "I don't know."

Tuantuan: "Do you think I look like a little trash who can be accidentally injured?"

Xia Hong: "...???"

"Tuantuan... has a chance."

Qi Shu didn't know how to explain this matter clearly to him, so he could only vaguely say, "Although it's a femininity, it's not afraid of Gang Qi, it's fine."

Not only is it not afraid, but it can also use the stellar energy to cultivate.

What a brat who broke the laws of heaven and earth.

I know it's not polite to get to the bottom of it, but this is just too bizarre.

Xia Hong asked as politely as possible: "So I can know... what is the reason?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Sorry to say.

Qi Shu pulled Tuantuan off his shoulders and brought it in front of Xia Hong: "Forget it, you can tell yourself."

"I do not know either,"

Tuantuan hugged his tail obediently, innocently and cutely, "Maybe it's because I ate a lot of tributes in the middle of the night?"

Xia Hong: "... stealing the tribute from the Patriarch? It's disrespectful——"

Tuantuan innocently gave him a "meow".

Xia Hong: "..."

Xia Hong changed his words: "—cough cough, but Tuantuan is still young after all, there are excusable circumstances, there are excusable circumstances."

Qi Shu: "..."

Ah.

Plush can really confuse people's mind.

Just by stealing tributes, you can be given a chance by the patriarch. No matter how it sounds, this matter is unreliable. Xia Hong still looks confused, and looks at Qi Shu again.

"Tuantuan was found stealing the tribute. My master frightened it that the kitten who stole the tribute would never eat the dried fish. He also drew a few fake nectar food charms, tricking Tuantuan into thinking that it was descended by the patriarch. Punish it so that it can't eat the small fish."

Qi Shu also felt that his master was too childish, and he was quite helpless, "Tuantuan was frightened, and in order to apologize, he stole small dried fish from the kitchen for several days and put it on the ancestor's incense table—maybe it was Sincerity leads to spirit, Tuantuan’s sincerity will move the heavens and the earth.”

God damn moved.

Can a few small dried fish move the world?

"Why can't it be, those are all small dried fish that I took out with great difficulty,"

Tuantuan was furious, "Is it you who have the final say or the patriarch?"

Xia Hong: "..."

Of course, the grand master has the final say.

It is a rare thing in a hundred years to impress the patriarch by offering a small dried fish as a tribute.

Xia Hong was actually quite emotional in his heart, but the time seemed a little too late.Qi Shu looked at his phone and reminded him: "It's getting late, let's go out after burning incense?"

Ah, I almost forgot when I interrupted the business.

Qi Shu borrowed three sticks of incense from him, and together with Xia Hong, they worshiped in front of the statue.Everything was normal when Xia Hong inserted the incense, but when Qi Shu just inserted/put the incense into the incense burner, the burning heads of the three sticks of incense suddenly turned red, and the three wisps of smoke that floated up were even faintly tinged with blue.

The green smoke is lingering and goes straight to the sky, which is good luck.

In layman's terms, the three sticks of incense were picked up by the patriarch directly.

And since the Patriarch accepts your incense offering, you will naturally respond to whatever you want in your heart.

How many devout believers worship sooner or later, and those who often go to Taoist temples to burn incense, may not meet such an opportunity in their life, but Qi Shu unexpectedly met it today.

Xia Hong was very envious, but Qi Shu's face was calm, and he couldn't see the excitement of being hit by the opportunity at all, and even went to answer a phone call.

I didn't expect Qi Shu to be so calm at such a young age.

Xia Hong was in awe, and suddenly realized that he was not even a star behind him.

See how stable they are.

Look at how indifferent people are.

look at people...

Tuantuan couldn't stand it anymore, raised his paw and patted him, and said in a small voice: "No, actually it's because such things often happen, Qi Shu is just used to it."

Xia Hong suddenly said: "Ah, I just got used to it - what???"

Xia Hong held his chest and took a deep breath: "Often? Are you used to it?"

Tuantuan raised his claws and patted him again, and said in relief, "It can't be said that there are often, after all, Qi Shu doesn't offer incense often—but basically every time he does."

Xia Hong: "..."

Thank you, but it doesn't seem to be comforted.

Xia Hong tried his best to smooth things out for himself, but focused a bit: "——Don't you often offer incense?"

"Not often,"

Tuantuan explained, "Qi Shu's master said that the patriarch is very busy every day, and there is no shortage of incense for him. Whenever there is something that can't be solved, just offer incense to the patriarch. Don't keep scaring him if you have nothing to do." people play."

Xia Hong: "???"

what?

What the fuck kind of theory is this?

Did you say it wrong or did I hear it wrong?

Tuantuan turned his head to look at Xia Hong, feeling that he was a bit miserable.

A good fourth-rank celestial master has been going smoothly for so many years, so why did he meet Qi Shu?

In just two hours, what a blow it had to take.

People are more popular than dead people.

Poor.

Xia Hong was in a trance, until Qi Shu answered the phone and came back to go out to the library, he still hadn't recovered.

Tuantuan hung himself on Qi Shu again, and asked curiously, "Whose phone number?"

"Master called, asking me how I am doing here, and if there is anything I can't handle."

Qi Shu squeezed its little paw, "I mentioned something that you have been feeling tired recently, what Master means is that I take you back as soon as possible to see if there is anything wrong."

Tuantuan flicked his tail: "How can there be anything that I can't handle... Could it be that there is something really wrong in this school, and your master has figured it out?"

Tuantuan said and spread himself on Qi Shu's shoulder, whimsical: "It can't be that some powerful little cat wants to suck me dry?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu said with difficulty: "No, don't worry."

Tuantuan felt it was a pity, sighed and hung himself on Qi Shu's shoulder, and stopped talking.

The locust tree forest in front of the library looks like a ghost, but in fact, it is full of lonely ghosts with no morals.Last time, Qi Shu was worried about He Heng and the others, and didn't dare to let them enter the forest to be contaminated with Yin Qi, but to the Celestial Master, the Yin Qi and resentment on these wild ghosts were nothing.

Even Qi Shu uses other people's yin energy as an air conditioner every day.

The Heavenly Master was carrying a stellar energy, and ordinary ghosts could only retreat when they saw it. He and Xia Hong didn't care about this forest, and walked along the path.

"The locust tree breeds ghosts, but when I walked through the woods when I came here, I didn't see any success,"

Xia Hong has been here several times before, more or less found out some unusual places, and told Qi Shu in detail, "I even arrested a ghost once - it was fixed here for seven days. .”

Qi Shu shone the light on his mobile phone, looked along the place he pointed, and saw a very obvious mark.

"When I came back to look at it seven days later, the ghost was so empty that it was about to dissipate."

Xia Hong paused, "I just detained it, and didn't use any other formations. It stands to reason that the place is full of Yin Qi, and it is possible for it to break out of the confinement. It shouldn't be so weak."

"I might know why,"

Tuantuan said softly, "I also feel quite weak now."

Qi Shu was startled, and hurriedly took it off his shoulders: "What's going on?"

"I don't know—it's fucking hard."

Tuantuan waved his paws, and even the nails popped out of the little pads: "Which blind person is torturing me behind his back, buy one get one free at the VIP seat of the crematorium, and I'll let him be buried with his mother."

Qi Shu: "..."

Come on, the cat master still has the same demeanor, and he can even perform Zaan Dafa.

It looks like it's full of energy, no big deal.

"Actually, there's still something going on,"

Tuantuan let out a "meow" and said reservedly: "I'm a little weak, maybe I need to eat something to make up for it."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu knew what it was thinking about, and rubbed its belly: "Okay, you go."

Tuantuan cheered, jumped from his arms to the ground, shook the fur on his body, and showed his paws.

"Remember to watch clearly, you are not allowed to eat if you haven't done anything evil,"

Qi Shu told it, "Be careful yourself, and come to me if you can't handle it."

"I know, I know."

Tuantuan waved his paw at him, "Find out what is it that makes me feel so uncomfortable. If I fucking pick up his grave, I want his genealogy to go up to heaven and his ashes linger around the world."

Qi Shu: "...OK."

Although he has long been used to the cat master's Zu'an demeanor, Qi Shu still deserves a hard time.

He watched Tuantuan leap up the tree, and then turned to look at Xia Hong: "Mr. Xia, shall we go inside?"

Xia Hong: "...Ah, good."

Xia Hong looked a little weird.

Although it cannot be said that cats follow their owners, the personality of general pets can reflect the personality of their owners to a certain extent.

I didn't expect Tuantuan to look small and fluffy all over, but it wasn't so cute.

The world kills mothers.

Also make good use of genealogical ashes and crematoriums.

Could it be that fellow daoist is also from Zaan?

can not tell.

Hidden.

Qi Shu: "..."

Innocents suffer.

I am not I did not.

You have really wronged me this time.

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Qi Shu: I am gentle and refined, and I never kill my mother.