I said I was going to get a divorce

07

At ten past eight they arrived at the theater.

He Zhang is no longer familiar with this place, and this is the second time for Gu Changji to come here.

The last time he visited here, it was his unknown blind date who brought him here to listen to "La Traviata".

It was all in French, and he didn't want to read the subtitles, so he dozed off with sleepiness.

So he was naturally rejected by the former blind date on the grounds of "gold and jade on the outside and rough on the inside".

This time he felt that he could sleep at ease, even if he fell asleep, He Zhang would not divorce him because of this.

But people are so weird, today he listened to the opening of this drama, and he still thought it was weird.

Because it is a new domestic original play, the singing is all in Chinese.The male character A is very handsome, with his body, expression, and singing, there is nothing wrong with it.

And when the heroine comes on stage...

The heroine is his ex-girlfriend.

Gu Changji suddenly pulled half of He Zhang's body away, hid behind him, and only poked out half of his head to confirm.

He Zhang: "..."

"what are you doing?"

"Help me block it," Gu Changji said, "It's because of her that I'm afraid of marriage, she has violent tendencies!"

He Zhang was impatient, and this posture was very awkward.Gu Changji's claws wrinkled his clothes, and his breath hit his neck.

Warm and a little damp.

This made him uncomfortable.

"Let go of me first." He Zhang said, "There are people watching from behind."

Gu Changji said, "Then let's stop watching."

He was very reluctant to watch it, so He Zhang was very happy to watch it.

"You can go first." He Zhang said.

"Then give me the car keys."

He Zhang: "What if I don't give it?"

"Why are you like this? This is my car," Gu Changji stretched out his hand, "Why don't you give it to me?"

"Note, it's 'our' car. Joint property, dear."

Dear three accents made Gu Changji's spine tingle.

Gu Changji said: "In the legal sense, maybe yes. But in fact, you and I are not considered a formal marriage, but are only bound by a contract. In order to make our contract last longer, I suggest you return the key to me."

He Zhang straightened his back, narrowed his eyes and looked at him: "Are you so afraid of an actress? Have you ever done something wrong to her?"

Gu Changji spread his hands: "Not really, but the way we broke up... well, it wasn't very pleasant."

Gu Changji's ability to grind people is top-notch, playing both soft and hard ways, He Zhang was so troubled that he no longer had the mood to watch the show, and finally followed him to leave the scene early.

The night wind was blowing on his face, and there was a cool feeling on his face.

Gu Changji seemed to be saved, took the water handed over by the security guard, leaned against the railing, and drank slowly one sip at a time.

"I'm really curious," He Zhang said, "You can remember the face of your ex-girlfriend."

"Of course I can remember, okay?" Gu Changji said, "I just broke up last year, and I'm not a scumbag."

"Can you remember all of them?"

"..."

Gu Changji touched his chin: "This is a bit difficult."

He Zhang had a disapproving expression.

"Falling in love is human freedom," Gu Changji said naturally, "At least when we fall in love with me, I make them happy."

There's nothing wrong with that.

But if you think about it carefully, it's even more embarrassing.

"A kind scumbag is still a scumbag at heart."

Gu Changji shrugged: "Okay, then I'm a scumbag. My friend, are you retiring old scores?"

He Zhang walked down the stairs: "I'm just sympathizing with your ex-girlfriends."

It was still early, and Gu Changji's stomach was still [-]% full, so he didn't really want to take a car.He Zhang felt that he was troublesome, but he had no choice but to walk with him on the Bund to digest food.

Gu Changji leaned on the guardrail, looked at the shining commercial building opposite for a while, and suddenly said, "Is there any smoke?"

"No," He Zhang said, "I hate the smell of cigarettes, and you'd better not smoke either."

Gu Changji smacked his lips in disappointment: "My mouth is lonely."

A hand appeared in front of him, it belonged to He Zhang, and there was a piece of Swiss candy lying in the palm.

Gu Changji was like discovering a new continent: "You still carry candy with you?"

He Zhang was cold, ignored him, took one off and put it in his mouth, and continued to look at the river.

"You're interesting." Gu Changji stared at the candy in his hand, not in a hurry to eat it, just playing around.

He Zhang replied indifferently: "You are also very interesting."

"I am over-flattered."

Gu Changji took this candy and threw it and then caught it, recalling He Zhang's appearance in high school.

At that time, he knew very little about He Zhang, and he didn't even know that he was a combined family.Because He Zhang didn't have many friends after he transferred from another school, and he was isolated for a while because he was against him.

As for him, he was like an overlord at the time, and now thinking about his behavior at that time, it was both secondary and funny.

In the past, he felt that He Zhang was suitable to be a lone ranger, because this person's personality was not suitable for having friends at all.

At that time, would He Zhang also carry a candy with him?

"When you were studying abroad, did you miss home?"

"No," He Zhang said, "It's the same everywhere."

Gu Changji originally wanted to talk about He Zhang's stepfather, but he hesitated when the words came to his lips.

He felt that he was a little impulsive, or that he had blurred the relationship between him and He Zhang.

They were married by contract, and they were still at odds before, so they probably haven't reached the point where they can talk about it.

What's more, He Zhang hated him so much, and might take it as an offense.

They walked along the embankment, and the melodious melody of the violin came from not far away.Gu Changji thought it was familiar, but he couldn't remember what it was.

"Porunacabeza, one step away."

As if He Zhang could understand people's hearts, he spoke out first.

Gu Changji suddenly realized: "Ah! I've seen that movie!"

"It's not a movie," He Zhang glanced at him, "it's tango music."

"So that's how it is," Gu Changji said, "No wonder it sounds familiar to me."

He Zhang didn't speak again.

When they got closer, they could see the player playing the violin, and he said, "Why does this player look familiar?"

At this time, the song ended, the man turned around and saw them, and smiled brightly: "What a coincidence, Xiaoyou!"

"Ah, are you the best man from yesterday?" Gu Changji was forgetful and couldn't remember his name.

Tang Zhengyu raised his hand to touch his ear, and said, "Short, brother-in-law is really a nobleman who forgets things too much, he is He Zhang's younger brother."

Gu Changji: "Brother-in-law?"

He Zhang didn't let them continue the conversation, and simply introduced, "This is my mother's apprentice."

Then he said to Gu Changji: "He's gay, you'd better stay away from him."

Tang Zhengyu smiled with malice on his face: "Short, I won't be able to attack my sister's man."

Gu Changji: "Sister?"

He Zhang glared at Tang Zhengyu.

"Boss, I was wrong! It's the boss!"

Gu Changji laughed out loud.

Tang Zhengyu sized them up: two men of similar height, with matching clothes, like couple outfits, quite suitable.

Such a good man, being taken advantage of by He Zhang so early, is really enviable.

"I just came back from a private job, do you want to have a drink?" Tang Zhengyu finally spoke in a normal voice, and sent out an invitation, "Go to the house I often go to, it's very close to here, just a few kilometers away."

He Zhang asked Gu Changji: "Don't you want to go back?"

Gu Changji vaguely felt that He Zhang didn't really want him to spend too long with this little boy, so he became interested, put his arms around Tang Zhengyu's shoulders, and said carelessly, "Then let's go."

Tang Zhengyu said shyly, "Small oil, you can't do it, you are a married man, why do you seduce me like this?"

Gu Changji only thought he was joking, and hugged him even tighter, provocatively, and said to He Zhang, "Anyway, He Zhang will come together, right, wife?"

He Zhang: "..."

So tonight, Mr. He Zhang is going to add another additional regulation to the "Three Chapters of the Covenant"-no drinking with Tang Zhengyu.

"Do you know what the most painful thing in this world is?" Gu Changji held the wine glass, his eyes were empty, like an old man who had entered the wise man's time.

Tang Zhengyu narrowed his eyes and looked serious: "What?"

"That is, you can't do anything, so you can only go home and inherit the family business."

Tang Zhengyu thought he could hear some chicken soup for life: "..."

"I'm sore," Tang Zhengyu said, "I don't want to be friends with you rich second generations."

Gu Changji sighed, "Do you think being rich is happiness?"

Tang Zhengyu: "Nonsense, money itself is happiness."

Gu Changji nodded: "Yes, I can agree with this sentence."

The bartender suppressed a smile and asked He Zhang if he wanted a glass of wine, and He Zhang waved his hand.

The bartender then gave him a sympathetic look.

"Come on, dry this glass of whiskey, and I'll tell you a secret."

Gu Changji was already drunk at this time, raised his cup and drank a couple of gulps, and asked proudly, "Tell me, what's the secret?"

"That's right," Tang Zhengyu ignored He Zhang's death staring, and whispered into Gu Changji's ear, "The boss' nickname is He Zhuangzhuang."

He Zhang: "..."

"Fuck," Gu Changji smiled and lay down on the table, and turned on the mode of crazy swearing, "Who the hell thought of this, you are too talented!"

He Zhang couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the bartender, "Check out."

"No! No knots allowed!" Gu Changji asked, "Why is it called Zhuang Zhuang? He Zhang is so thin, he was like a bean sprout in high school!"

He Zhang only felt that the blue veins on his forehead were faintly twitching, and the good mood of the night was gone.

"Because the boss was a fat man when he was young, very fat, my god, you would never have imagined that when I was a child, I loved to touch the flesh on his stomach secretly. He is also very ticklish, and he will laugh when he touches it."

Gu Changji was really drunk, he immediately put it into practice when he heard about it, grabbed He Zhang and said, "I'll try it."

He Zhang raised his hand to hide, but Gu Changji rushed forward desperately to grab him, and he really tickled his flesh.He Zhang snorted, bent down and lifted him onto his shoulder, scaring everyone around.

Tang Zhengyu shouted loudly behind them: "Hey! Just leave me alone like this? I still want to rub your car!"

He Zhang glanced at him, and said: "It's not bad if I don't settle accounts with you!"

Tang Zhengyu was shaken by this little look, and raised his hand to wipe his tears: "Oh, my sister is so aggressive, my sister really did not believe you wrong."

So Young Master Gu was carried into the car like a bag of rice.

He Zhang fastened the seat belt for him, even finding it hard to look at him more, for fear that if he couldn't help himself, he would force Gu Changji to divorce tomorrow.

This flash marriage and divorce might break a world record.

Before the car started, Gu Changji made a stop gesture.

He Zhang: "What's the matter?"

Gu Changji pointed to his mouth.

He Zhang's expression changed, and he immediately turned down the car window, but Gu Changji couldn't help it anymore, threw up "wow", and finally hiccupped.

Originally, they should look back at their home at night, and Wu Yingxiu should still be waiting for them.

But after such a commotion tonight, it is inappropriate to go back and disturb the rest of the elders. He Zhang thinks that he has been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and Gu Changji has drawn countless orthographic characters in the little black book in his heart.

When he got home, he didn't even want to help him, so he called someone to come out to help.

Fortunately, there was a nanny to help in the new house, and she was also very surprised when she saw Gu Changji's appearance.Because Gu Changji can't drink too much, and his stomach is not very good, the family has always strictly restricted him from drinking too much.

After finally cleaning up Gu Changji, the nanny cooked some soup for sobering up and fed it to Gu Changji to prevent his stomach from feeling uncomfortable.

After that, she said goodnight to He Zhang, closed the door for them, and left.

He Zhang looked back at Gu Changji.

At this time, his body was fragrant, and the smell had long since disappeared.

But He Zhang still disliked him very much, seeing him staggering towards the master bedroom, he immediately called to stop him: "Stop."

"Why?" Gu Changji was sleepy and tired, and his head still hurt a little, "Do you want to set up house rules for me?"

"You are not allowed to sleep in the master bedroom tonight."

He Zhang hugged his arms, he was indeed planning to teach this drunk a lesson: "Guest room and sofa, you choose one."

Gu Changji giggled, leaned crookedly, and called out in a kitten-like voice, "Strong?"

He Zhang raised his hand to pinch his face: "I suggest you better shut up."

When he was speaking, Gu Changji's two hands grabbed He Zhang's waist at the same time, he was afraid of tickle, so he bowed his waist and hid.Young Master Gu immediately succeeded, humming a tune and rushing into the master bedroom triumphantly, occupying the bed first.

He Zhang was amazed at his thick skin, and seeing Gu Changji making faces at him, he didn't dare to associate this drunk with the usual Gu Changji.

"Childish." He Zhang cursed in a low voice, closed the door of the master bedroom, and went to sleep in the guest room by himself.

But after sleeping until midnight, he was always uneasy, tossing and turning, and finally got up to look at it as if he had given up.

When he walked to the door of the master bedroom, he could faintly hear groans coming from inside.

Pushing open the door and going in, I saw that half of Gu Changji's body had already got out of bed, and he didn't know if he was still awake or not, muttering about the pain in his mouth.

Sure enough, I still have a stomachache.

A person who can cook, actually suffers from stomach problems.

He Zhang let out a long breath, and called the nanny temporarily, asking where the family medicine box was kept.

Gu Changji was quite cooperative when he took the medicine, but he fell back to sleep after taking the medicine, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

He Zhang couldn't stand it anymore, so he soaked the veil in hot water and wiped his face clean for this troublemaker.

After doing this, he didn't feel sleepy, and he wasn't in a hurry to leave, so he sat on the head of the bed, listening to Gu Changji's breathing gradually turn peaceful.

He rubbed his forehead helplessly, realizing that he looked like an old woman at this moment, he couldn't help but "tsk" contemptuously, and he didn't know who he was angry with.

The night light by the bed was still on, illuminating Gu Changji's sleeping profile.

He Zhang watched, subconsciously fascinated.

He couldn't help but think of what Gu Changji said today.

"When you were studying abroad, did you miss home?"

He Zhang felt that he should have thought about it.

But his "thinking" is not just missing.

He has many ideas.

He doesn't want to be controlled by his controlling stepfather, and at the same time, he wants to rescue his mother who is trapped in it.

He wants to rely on his outstanding ability to earn a completely different future for his mother and himself, and to build a new family with Wu Yuan.

At that time, Wu Yuan was still in his life plan.

Everything is stable, the only variable is Gu Changji.

Young Master Gu is indeed as he said, he doesn't talk in sleep, grinds his teeth, snores, kicks the quilt, and farts. There is only one problem, that is, he likes to sleep with things hugged.

At this moment, He Zhang himself was not on the bed, so he randomly grabbed a pillow and hugged most of the quilt in his arms, sleeping very peacefully.

He Zhang pulled the quilt a little, and he pulled it back again.

He Zhang ignored him, pulled the curtains tighter, turned off the night light, and closed the bedroom door.

"Good night."

The next day, Young Master Gu certainly didn't admit it at all.

He hasn't had a hangover for a long time, and when he woke up early, his mind was buzzing, as if someone had hit him with a heavy object.My stomach was also empty and nauseated, and I got up and drank a glass of honey water, which only slightly improved.

Since meeting Tang Zhengyu last night, his mind has been completely empty, and he only remembers some sporadic fragments, but he feels that they are all like dreams.

There are some things that are not very important, but I remember them clearly, such as He Zhang's nickname "Zhuang Zhuang", and He Zhang's waist is itchy.

No matter what he remembers or not, He Zhang just keeps a straight face: "In short, in the "Three Chapters of the Covenant", there must be an additional article that prohibits drinking alcohol."

Gu Changji reluctantly agreed: "Okay, it's all agreed, this time I owe you."

He Zhang handed him the jacket: "I have an appointment with my mother to go back to have lunch today, you can clean it up yourself."

Gu Changji had no choice but to arrange his hair and appearance temporarily, and jokingly said, "Hey, you are very proficient in calling mom now."

He Zhang resisted the urge to retort him, and taught himself that when getting along with Gu Changji, he must learn to be calm: "Of course, I'm not as unprofessional as you."

Gu Changji was so extravagant yesterday that he drank 10,000+ wine, but today he had suffered retribution, and he put on a layer of powder to cover his tired look.

He Zhang didn't tell Wu Yingxiu the whole truth last night, he only said that Gu Changji had a cold, so he couldn't go back for the time being.

Today's appearance can almost be covered up with a "cold".

The new house is far away from the Gu family's old house. When choosing a place, considering that the two young people need to go to work, they didn't buy a house in the villa area, but bought a duplex in the middle.

The real estate has been finely decorated long ago and is suitable for a wedding room.

Therefore, on the way back to the house, they need to spend another 50 minutes alone.

Gu Changji's amnesiac brain slowly realized that he vomited so badly last night that He Zhang should be taking care of him, so he sincerely expressed his gratitude: "Thank you, Zhuang Zhuang."

He Zhang held the steering wheel with both hands: "If you say this name again, we can create a new car accident today."

"Why are you so annoying?" Gu Changji was amused, and smiled while leaning against the car window, "How cute, when I can have a son, I will name him that too."

He Zhang didn't care whether he was taking advantage or not, he mocked without thinking: "Can you still have a son?"

After speaking, he froze for a moment.

Of course Gu Changji can have his own children.

Young Master Gu is different from him. He is a straight man. When this marriage expires, he can find another woman to marry.

Thinking of this, He Zhang's mood was extraordinarily complicated for some reason.

"Why can't I have a son," Gu Changji said, "I'm still an attractive man."

He Zhang laughed. "yes."

Gu Changji still sounded like a sneer.

When Wu Yingxiu saw them, she didn't notice anything unusual, she just told Gu Changji to rest.

Gu Changji only cares about one result: "I checked yesterday, how is it going?"

"There are indeed shadows." Wu Yingxiu said.

Gu Changji's heart sank.

"It's just benign," Wu Yingxiu said with a smile, "It will be fine after an operation! As I said earlier, don't worry too much."

Gu Changji's brain fell into a vacuum state again.

He thought, he should be happy at first, but for some reason, he is not happy now.