I said I was going to get a divorce
Chapter 4
04
Formal marriage is a technical job.
Because one lie is told, countless lies are needed to make up for it.In addition, there is also the need to deal with the kinship of the two parties, not just getting a marriage certificate and everything will be fine.
Due to the limited time, they couldn't discuss too detailed things, so they only discussed the reasons for their sudden decision to get married, and made three chapters of the agreement.
[-]. During the contract period, never interfere with the other party's personal space.
Second, during the contract period, you can develop love freely, but you can't reveal it.
Third, you can't have undue feelings for your partner.
Although both of them feel that the third article is not necessary at all.
Gu Changji brought up this point because it is impossible for him to fall in love with He Zhang, but He Zhang is gay after all, so there is no guarantee that he will not have any thoughts in the future.
He Zhang, on the other hand, was concerned about Gu Changji's previous behavior as a playboy, and he knew that this person was easily fooled by his pretty skin, and it was hard to guarantee that he would have no idea about himself after a long time.
They spurned each other's narcissism complex, barely reached a unity, and decided to maintain a fake marriage front for one year.
In short, there is one thing they all agree on: less contact, and no extra problems.
The moment he opened the door and walked out, Gu Changji's heart beat fast.
He always felt that in the past twenty years or so, he had been rebellious enough. Who would have thought that he could do even more outrageous things in his lifetime.
In this agreed marriage, they have absolute freedom, except that they have to show off their fake love during the holidays, and they are free at other times.
The biggest convenience of Openmarriage is that there are no restrictions.
The two returned to their seats, Gu Changji's ears were still a little red.
He didn't dare to speak. Wu Yingxiu knew his little habits very well, and he was afraid that he would be discovered if he didn't say a few words.
"You two, what are you plotting about?" Wu Yingxiu said, "There are still whispers to say."
He Zhang did a good job in the play, and he glanced at Young Master Gu as a gesture.
Gu Changji turned his head, the back of his ears turned red, and said awkwardly, "Say it."
"What?" Wu Yingxiu was in a bad mood when her appetite was slackened, and she urged, "Tell me quickly."
"It's just...Actually, Gu Changji and I, the two of us, fell in love when we were in high school."
As soon as these words came out, the two mothers looked at each other in blank dismay.
However, He Zhang's face was too upright, and there was no trace of lying.
"Oh," He Yiren immediately accepted, "This...it's a coincidence. Really, what a fate."
Wu Yingxiu didn't want to believe it at first, but after thinking about it, she felt that it was possible.
She didn't spend much time with her son, and even missed his puberty, so she had no way of knowing his psychological activities.
It would be reasonable if He Zhang just filled his vacancy during that time.
What's more, she knew that her son always had someone in his heart, but she never said it.
Wu Yingxiu smiled: "It turned out to be like this, then I did something wrong."
He Zhang immediately said: "No, no."
Wu Yingxiu: "?"
"To be honest... Auntie, after I returned to China, I always wanted to have a good talk with Changji and start over."
Gu Changji had goose bumps all over his body.
Wu Yingxiu: "That's strange, what happened to the car crash?"
She asked her son, "Don't tell me, you did it on purpose."
He Zhang bumped Gu Changji with his elbow: "Tell me yourself."
"What an accident, I didn't expect it to be him when we bumped into each other," Gu Changji half-covered his face, "It's really embarrassing, don't ask if it's okay!"
Wu Yingxiu still didn't believe it all, so she cross-examined her several times, and finally asked why they broke up.
"He is too carefree." He Zhang answered immediately.
"How could I?" Gu Changji really felt wronged.
"How many ex-girlfriends do you dare to count?"
"I..." Gu Changji held back his breath, "I'm... Anyway, I've never stepped on two boats, you're too sensitive, okay?"
"If I don't care about you, why should I be sensitive?"
Gu Changji: "..."
He added: "After all these years, I have actually figured it out. I still want to be with you."
Fuck, this affectionate character design, this nasty line.
Gu Changji couldn't hold it any longer, and laughed out loud.
He Zhang probably noticed it, and said proactively: "You just promised me, do you still want to go back on your word?"
Gu Changji tried his best to put on an embarrassing expression on his face: "Can you stop talking here?"
"No, you are always capricious," He Zhang acted aggressively, "While my mother and your mother are here, please make it clear and don't deny it again."
Is there too much drama?
Even Gu Changji almost believed it, He Zhang really liked him.
He was in a trance, suddenly didn't know what to answer, his mouth moved, and finally he choked out a sentence: "Is there anyone who proposes like you?"
He wanted to bite his tongue off the words.
Ask for a fucking marriage!What kind of girl is speaking?It was him, Young Master Gu, who asked for marriage!
He Zhang smiled instead: "Okay, then this time doesn't count, I'll make a good preparation once."
This is the disadvantage of not having a script. Gu Changji didn't expect that he was going to have a real one. Afraid that the night would be full of dreams, he hurriedly said, "Forget it, why not? They're all men, the form doesn't matter anymore."
Wu Yingxiu: "That won't work."
"Since this is the case, of course we can't be hasty. There must be a proper process, and the wedding must be held in a big way." Wu Yingxiu said, "We adults will see a suitable day."
Gu Changji: "!!!!"
Fuck, this is shooting himself in the foot, his brain has never turned so fast: "No, Mom, you forgot that He Zhang is a public figure, if he married a man openly, his female fans would go crazy What should we do? Without the audience, He Zhang will drink the Northwest Wind?"
"It doesn't matter," He Zhang said ahead of Wu Yingxiu, "Since I decided to get married, I was mentally prepared for it. Moreover, if they really like my performance, they won't leave because of this."
Gu Changji glanced at Wu Yingxiu, his heart beating.
Wu Yingxiu wrote most of the letter, and also considered He Zhang's occupation, and said, "Then let's not let the media get involved."
She looked at He Yiren: "What do you think?"
Naturally, He Yiren had no objection, and nodded with a smile.
Gu Changji breathed a sigh of relief.
Then they chatted about the details of the wedding process, but Gu Changji couldn't get in his mouth at all, knowing that the show should be over.
He Zhang posted over and whispered to him, "Your acting skills are too good."
"It's because you love acting too much, okay?" Gu Changji said, "Scared me several times."
But anyway, the purpose was achieved.
This is the most pleasing time for Gu Changji to see He Zhang, that ice-carved and jade-carved face is very charming.
But Young Master Gu didn't know what He Zhang was thinking at this moment.
He Zhang has his own selfishness.
Before returning to China, his nearly six-year relationship with Wu Yuan finally ended in failure.How failed is it? After they broke up, he didn't even have the real feeling that he and Wu Yuan were lovers.
Love in a foreign country, less gathering and more separation, the only proof of love between them is those secret letters between him and Wu Yuan in high school.
But after being together, there is no such secret thing that sometimes makes people ambiguous, sometimes sad, and sometimes sweet.
He knew that Wu Yuan had a crush on Gu Changji, but he never thought that Wu Yuan would never forget Gu Changji in the following six years.
This of course made him angry, who could bear such a betrayal.
But one can never predict what will happen the next moment.
Just like He Zhang never thought that one day he would have a blind date with Gu Changji.
He Zhang's purpose is far from being as simple as he said, a rather naive idea came into his mind that even made him feel a sense of revenge——
You have liked Gu Changji for so many years, but I was the one who married him.
……
Gu Changji tasted the taste of a flash marriage for the first time.
It was as if they had been magically cast at eight times the speed. They decided to get married within one day, actively went to buy a pair of rings the next day, and decided to get a certificate on the third day.
Wu Yingxiu felt that this was too fast: "You don't think about it anymore?"
"What are you thinking, didn't He Zhang say that he has liked me for so many years?" Gu Changji said proudly, "He wished it would be sooner."
Wu Yingxiu was still worried.
"Of course, we are also thinking about you, and we want you to go for a physical examination earlier." Young Master Gu used the previous agreement to gag his mother, "Anyway, we have received the certificate, and we are not in a hurry when the wedding will be held. If you want to make fun of your body, what else is more important? My mommy is so beautiful, let me see it for decades, right?"
Wu Yingxiu snorted. "Think clearly, I can see how that kid He Zhang treats you. But what about you? Do you really still like him?"
"Oh, why are you so worried about me?" Gu Changji said dissatisfied, "Of course I think clearly."
He showed a big pig's hoof smile, "Besides, I have to be responsible to him."
What is the responsibility, this is not easy to ask.
Wu Yingxiu only thought that the uncooked rice had already been cooked, and asked tactfully, "You two, who will be the husband?"
"Then, do you still have to ask? Of course it's me!" Gu Changji blushed and puffed out his chest.
Got it, that's He Zhang.Wu Yingxiu looked at her son more clearly.
A wedding date was set, but there was no fuss.
Wu Yingxiu was a little dissatisfied at first—how could her son's marriage be shabby?
Not to mention publishing newspapers, at least go to a cathedral abroad, and then let the young couple go out for a half-month honeymoon.
But in the end Wu Yingxiu was persuaded by Gu Shuo.
If the wedding is big, you have to invite big guests.Inevitably, the boss, that Dong, and the seven aunts and eight aunts will all be invited.
Wu Yingxiu had kissed Gu Changji too many times before, and only met girls, but now she is married to a man, and she is still playing the trumpet to spread the word.
It's too face-slapping, and it's easy to offend people.
Wu Yingxiu reluctantly accepted this result.
The wedding invitations are written by the two of them.
They all decided to hide what they could, and of course they would not invite their former friends, let alone their current colleagues.Just according to Wu Yingxiu's request, I only wrote about two relatives who had close contacts.
Plus a good buddy Liu Xi.
He himself did not want Liu Xi to know the truth.But he and Liu Xi are friends who can wear a pair of crotch pants. If even this type of person is not invited to be the best man, Wu Yingxiu will probably be suspicious.
Gu Changji finished writing as if he had finished his task, then turned his head to look at the things in He Zhang's hand.
When he saw the name "Wu Yuan", he froze for a moment.
"You want to invite him?"
He Zhang raised his eyes, as if examining something, and no one could understand the emotions inside: "What?"
"You forgot, we made an appointment not to invite former classmates."
"That doesn't count," He Zhang closed the invitation and said indifferently, "It's my ex-boyfriend."
Gu Changji: "Oh..."
He couldn't tell where this subtle feeling came from, it was a bit embarrassing, and he couldn't figure out the rest.
It turned out to be the case.
It turns out that the "ex-boyfriend" in the lie did exist.
Formal marriage is a technical job.
Because one lie is told, countless lies are needed to make up for it.In addition, there is also the need to deal with the kinship of the two parties, not just getting a marriage certificate and everything will be fine.
Due to the limited time, they couldn't discuss too detailed things, so they only discussed the reasons for their sudden decision to get married, and made three chapters of the agreement.
[-]. During the contract period, never interfere with the other party's personal space.
Second, during the contract period, you can develop love freely, but you can't reveal it.
Third, you can't have undue feelings for your partner.
Although both of them feel that the third article is not necessary at all.
Gu Changji brought up this point because it is impossible for him to fall in love with He Zhang, but He Zhang is gay after all, so there is no guarantee that he will not have any thoughts in the future.
He Zhang, on the other hand, was concerned about Gu Changji's previous behavior as a playboy, and he knew that this person was easily fooled by his pretty skin, and it was hard to guarantee that he would have no idea about himself after a long time.
They spurned each other's narcissism complex, barely reached a unity, and decided to maintain a fake marriage front for one year.
In short, there is one thing they all agree on: less contact, and no extra problems.
The moment he opened the door and walked out, Gu Changji's heart beat fast.
He always felt that in the past twenty years or so, he had been rebellious enough. Who would have thought that he could do even more outrageous things in his lifetime.
In this agreed marriage, they have absolute freedom, except that they have to show off their fake love during the holidays, and they are free at other times.
The biggest convenience of Openmarriage is that there are no restrictions.
The two returned to their seats, Gu Changji's ears were still a little red.
He didn't dare to speak. Wu Yingxiu knew his little habits very well, and he was afraid that he would be discovered if he didn't say a few words.
"You two, what are you plotting about?" Wu Yingxiu said, "There are still whispers to say."
He Zhang did a good job in the play, and he glanced at Young Master Gu as a gesture.
Gu Changji turned his head, the back of his ears turned red, and said awkwardly, "Say it."
"What?" Wu Yingxiu was in a bad mood when her appetite was slackened, and she urged, "Tell me quickly."
"It's just...Actually, Gu Changji and I, the two of us, fell in love when we were in high school."
As soon as these words came out, the two mothers looked at each other in blank dismay.
However, He Zhang's face was too upright, and there was no trace of lying.
"Oh," He Yiren immediately accepted, "This...it's a coincidence. Really, what a fate."
Wu Yingxiu didn't want to believe it at first, but after thinking about it, she felt that it was possible.
She didn't spend much time with her son, and even missed his puberty, so she had no way of knowing his psychological activities.
It would be reasonable if He Zhang just filled his vacancy during that time.
What's more, she knew that her son always had someone in his heart, but she never said it.
Wu Yingxiu smiled: "It turned out to be like this, then I did something wrong."
He Zhang immediately said: "No, no."
Wu Yingxiu: "?"
"To be honest... Auntie, after I returned to China, I always wanted to have a good talk with Changji and start over."
Gu Changji had goose bumps all over his body.
Wu Yingxiu: "That's strange, what happened to the car crash?"
She asked her son, "Don't tell me, you did it on purpose."
He Zhang bumped Gu Changji with his elbow: "Tell me yourself."
"What an accident, I didn't expect it to be him when we bumped into each other," Gu Changji half-covered his face, "It's really embarrassing, don't ask if it's okay!"
Wu Yingxiu still didn't believe it all, so she cross-examined her several times, and finally asked why they broke up.
"He is too carefree." He Zhang answered immediately.
"How could I?" Gu Changji really felt wronged.
"How many ex-girlfriends do you dare to count?"
"I..." Gu Changji held back his breath, "I'm... Anyway, I've never stepped on two boats, you're too sensitive, okay?"
"If I don't care about you, why should I be sensitive?"
Gu Changji: "..."
He added: "After all these years, I have actually figured it out. I still want to be with you."
Fuck, this affectionate character design, this nasty line.
Gu Changji couldn't hold it any longer, and laughed out loud.
He Zhang probably noticed it, and said proactively: "You just promised me, do you still want to go back on your word?"
Gu Changji tried his best to put on an embarrassing expression on his face: "Can you stop talking here?"
"No, you are always capricious," He Zhang acted aggressively, "While my mother and your mother are here, please make it clear and don't deny it again."
Is there too much drama?
Even Gu Changji almost believed it, He Zhang really liked him.
He was in a trance, suddenly didn't know what to answer, his mouth moved, and finally he choked out a sentence: "Is there anyone who proposes like you?"
He wanted to bite his tongue off the words.
Ask for a fucking marriage!What kind of girl is speaking?It was him, Young Master Gu, who asked for marriage!
He Zhang smiled instead: "Okay, then this time doesn't count, I'll make a good preparation once."
This is the disadvantage of not having a script. Gu Changji didn't expect that he was going to have a real one. Afraid that the night would be full of dreams, he hurriedly said, "Forget it, why not? They're all men, the form doesn't matter anymore."
Wu Yingxiu: "That won't work."
"Since this is the case, of course we can't be hasty. There must be a proper process, and the wedding must be held in a big way." Wu Yingxiu said, "We adults will see a suitable day."
Gu Changji: "!!!!"
Fuck, this is shooting himself in the foot, his brain has never turned so fast: "No, Mom, you forgot that He Zhang is a public figure, if he married a man openly, his female fans would go crazy What should we do? Without the audience, He Zhang will drink the Northwest Wind?"
"It doesn't matter," He Zhang said ahead of Wu Yingxiu, "Since I decided to get married, I was mentally prepared for it. Moreover, if they really like my performance, they won't leave because of this."
Gu Changji glanced at Wu Yingxiu, his heart beating.
Wu Yingxiu wrote most of the letter, and also considered He Zhang's occupation, and said, "Then let's not let the media get involved."
She looked at He Yiren: "What do you think?"
Naturally, He Yiren had no objection, and nodded with a smile.
Gu Changji breathed a sigh of relief.
Then they chatted about the details of the wedding process, but Gu Changji couldn't get in his mouth at all, knowing that the show should be over.
He Zhang posted over and whispered to him, "Your acting skills are too good."
"It's because you love acting too much, okay?" Gu Changji said, "Scared me several times."
But anyway, the purpose was achieved.
This is the most pleasing time for Gu Changji to see He Zhang, that ice-carved and jade-carved face is very charming.
But Young Master Gu didn't know what He Zhang was thinking at this moment.
He Zhang has his own selfishness.
Before returning to China, his nearly six-year relationship with Wu Yuan finally ended in failure.How failed is it? After they broke up, he didn't even have the real feeling that he and Wu Yuan were lovers.
Love in a foreign country, less gathering and more separation, the only proof of love between them is those secret letters between him and Wu Yuan in high school.
But after being together, there is no such secret thing that sometimes makes people ambiguous, sometimes sad, and sometimes sweet.
He knew that Wu Yuan had a crush on Gu Changji, but he never thought that Wu Yuan would never forget Gu Changji in the following six years.
This of course made him angry, who could bear such a betrayal.
But one can never predict what will happen the next moment.
Just like He Zhang never thought that one day he would have a blind date with Gu Changji.
He Zhang's purpose is far from being as simple as he said, a rather naive idea came into his mind that even made him feel a sense of revenge——
You have liked Gu Changji for so many years, but I was the one who married him.
……
Gu Changji tasted the taste of a flash marriage for the first time.
It was as if they had been magically cast at eight times the speed. They decided to get married within one day, actively went to buy a pair of rings the next day, and decided to get a certificate on the third day.
Wu Yingxiu felt that this was too fast: "You don't think about it anymore?"
"What are you thinking, didn't He Zhang say that he has liked me for so many years?" Gu Changji said proudly, "He wished it would be sooner."
Wu Yingxiu was still worried.
"Of course, we are also thinking about you, and we want you to go for a physical examination earlier." Young Master Gu used the previous agreement to gag his mother, "Anyway, we have received the certificate, and we are not in a hurry when the wedding will be held. If you want to make fun of your body, what else is more important? My mommy is so beautiful, let me see it for decades, right?"
Wu Yingxiu snorted. "Think clearly, I can see how that kid He Zhang treats you. But what about you? Do you really still like him?"
"Oh, why are you so worried about me?" Gu Changji said dissatisfied, "Of course I think clearly."
He showed a big pig's hoof smile, "Besides, I have to be responsible to him."
What is the responsibility, this is not easy to ask.
Wu Yingxiu only thought that the uncooked rice had already been cooked, and asked tactfully, "You two, who will be the husband?"
"Then, do you still have to ask? Of course it's me!" Gu Changji blushed and puffed out his chest.
Got it, that's He Zhang.Wu Yingxiu looked at her son more clearly.
A wedding date was set, but there was no fuss.
Wu Yingxiu was a little dissatisfied at first—how could her son's marriage be shabby?
Not to mention publishing newspapers, at least go to a cathedral abroad, and then let the young couple go out for a half-month honeymoon.
But in the end Wu Yingxiu was persuaded by Gu Shuo.
If the wedding is big, you have to invite big guests.Inevitably, the boss, that Dong, and the seven aunts and eight aunts will all be invited.
Wu Yingxiu had kissed Gu Changji too many times before, and only met girls, but now she is married to a man, and she is still playing the trumpet to spread the word.
It's too face-slapping, and it's easy to offend people.
Wu Yingxiu reluctantly accepted this result.
The wedding invitations are written by the two of them.
They all decided to hide what they could, and of course they would not invite their former friends, let alone their current colleagues.Just according to Wu Yingxiu's request, I only wrote about two relatives who had close contacts.
Plus a good buddy Liu Xi.
He himself did not want Liu Xi to know the truth.But he and Liu Xi are friends who can wear a pair of crotch pants. If even this type of person is not invited to be the best man, Wu Yingxiu will probably be suspicious.
Gu Changji finished writing as if he had finished his task, then turned his head to look at the things in He Zhang's hand.
When he saw the name "Wu Yuan", he froze for a moment.
"You want to invite him?"
He Zhang raised his eyes, as if examining something, and no one could understand the emotions inside: "What?"
"You forgot, we made an appointment not to invite former classmates."
"That doesn't count," He Zhang closed the invitation and said indifferently, "It's my ex-boyfriend."
Gu Changji: "Oh..."
He couldn't tell where this subtle feeling came from, it was a bit embarrassing, and he couldn't figure out the rest.
It turned out to be the case.
It turns out that the "ex-boyfriend" in the lie did exist.
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