I said I was going to get a divorce

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"lecher."

He Zhang commented.

Gu Changji put his hands in surrender, very innocent: "I didn't do it on purpose."

"rogue."

"It's not my fault, is it?" Seeing that he was still reluctant, Gu Changji countered, "I fell asleep on the sofa, why did you come here?"

He Zhang stopped talking.

He looked away and changed the subject by the way: "What did you dream about?"

Of course, Gu Changji was embarrassed to say that he dreamed of him, scratched his head, and lied uncomfortably: "Of course she is a beautiful girl, with a thin waist and hips..."

He thought about it carefully, maybe He Zhang also met this standard, and added: "Sister with big breasts."

"I'm really hungry." He Zhang straightened his messed up clothes, looked down at him, and saw the book on the ground by the way, "What book?"

Gu Changji picked up the book and put it on his lap: "Wu Yuan's, I saw Er Xin's study room, so I took a look, what's the matter?"

He Zhang said, "Stay away from him."

"Who? Wu Yuan?" Gu Changji said, "Of course I will stay away from him."

Before he went bald, he had no intention of being a light bulb.

Both of them were exhausted tonight, they didn't continue to target each other, and went into the room separately.

Sometimes Gu Changji feels that the distance between the two rooms is like the distance between him and He Zhang.Once the door is closed, the two have nothing to do with each other.

Gu Changji looked at the book on his bedside and thought to himself, let's throw it away tomorrow.

The next morning, he was woken up by the alarm clock and got up full of complaints. After washing, he realized that it was still a rest day.

These days, I am used to clocking in at work, and my mind is confused.

I have already woken up, no sleepiness at all, so there is no reason to go back to catch up on the cage sleep.He looked into the refrigerator and decided to make a good breakfast.

It was found out last time that He Zhang was allergic to most seafood, and there was basically no seafood left in the refrigerator.Seafood porridge can't be made, he thought about it, picked out some ribs, and prepared to make ribs and pumpkin porridge.

After cutting the ribs and putting them on the plate, he suddenly came to his senses—why did he take He Zhang's portion into consideration?

But I have done everything, Young Master Gu is not a stingy person, so he reluctantly became a snail girl once.

He Zhang smelled a strong fragrance before he woke up. He revised the old score last night and stayed up until three o'clock in the morning. up the ground.

He came out in his pajamas, and saw Gu Changji who was sitting at the table cutting toast. He glanced at the table again, but there was no tableware belonging to him, so he consciously went into the kitchen.

"Three hundred copies."

Gu Changji said shyly.

"Three hundred? Did your family get rich from robbery?"

He Zhang ignored his eyes, filled a bowl for himself, and took a sip of it, feeling that it was really delicious. He had to admire Gu Changji's ability in cooking.

"You conductors are so poor, can't you afford 300 yuan?" Gu Changji insisted, "You may as well wash the dishes."

"There is a dishwasher, what do I need to wash?"

"The most important thing is sincerity. Do you understand your position?"

He Zhang had a strong desire to be full right now, so he agreed casually.

Gu Changji looked at his gentle way of blowing hot air one spoon at a time, and thought it was very interesting, and he also had a sense of accomplishment of successful feeding, so he propped his chin and asked, "How is it?"

He Zhang: "It's okay."

"It's okay?" Gu Changji knew this person's iron-cock personality, a typical setback education fruit, and didn't expect him to boast about it, so he talked about something else, "Are you free on Wednesday night? Mom Said that there is a charity party for me to show up, and I will take you along the way."

The two of them basically didn't participate in such occasions in the past, even Gu Changji, who grew up with the smell of copper, was not happy, let alone He Zhang.

He refused very simply: "No time, rehearse."

"Then I won't go either," Gu Changji said, "No one is with me, I don't want to go to work alone and smirk."

"Liu Xi won't accompany you?" He Zhang only met Liu Xi once, but he remembered his name very clearly.

"Liu Xi is even more useless, let him go to the party, he would rather play games all night..." At this point, he looked at He Zhang's face, but he didn't see the contempt in his eyes, but he still shut up and didn't continue. .

He Zhang finished the fight and wiped his mouth with a napkin. "You agreed, why don't you go? Mom wants to train you, right?"

"This is to encourage growth." Gu Changji knew too well what kind of skill he was. "I didn't like it before. I couldn't say anything when I was squeezed into a group of old foxes. I could only make fun of it with a smile. It was uncomfortable."

He Zhang didn't expect him to say that.

In fact, he used to think that Gu Changji liked lively occasions very much, because when he appeared on the stage, he always hugged and hugged, and he must do things vigorously, for fear that others would not know his existence.

To be honest, it was only after getting married that he realized that he might have had a prejudice against Gu Changji.

Dude, domineering, unreasonable.This kind of stereotype impressed him the most, and in his memory, these shortcomings were solidified invisibly.

But after actually living together, he discovered that Gu Changji actually has a side that is very close to life, such as sitting there quietly reading a book, or making a warm breakfast when he wakes up early, and having some reasonable dinners with him joke.

Like a ball of cotton, it looks bluffing, but it is in the comfort zone and will not cause you trouble.

They were very busy during the day, and He Zhang couldn't complete today's running plan, so he felt uncomfortable and went to the gym.

Gu Changji didn't want to go out, so he stayed at home and watched a movie.First it was a love movie, then it became a love action movie.As an adult man with sound physiology and psychology, Young Master Gu often solves his needs by himself.

On the other hand, after being married for half a month, he had no desires and no thoughts at all, and occasionally had to share the bed with He Zhang, and he never cared about his little brother.

But I don't know what's going on, he looked at the heroine in it today, and he couldn't arouse his interest at all.

The sound of calling the bed was too fake, the make-up was too heavy, the movements were too contrived, the hairstyle was too greasy... Anyway, he could always pick something wrong, but he didn't feel it, and finally gave up struggling.

After being paralyzed on the sofa for a while, he suddenly thought of an extremely terrifying possibility—won't it?He wouldn't really become impotent, would he?

So he immediately consulted Mrs. Yan, turned the corner and asked what to eat to replenish male function, and said that this was a friend who asked him to ask, and he was only responsible for conveying it.

Sister-in-law Yan was reasonable, so she came over to him in the afternoon, and brought all kinds of good things, all of which were very nourishing, which made people feel guilty.

Gu Changji said, "Why did you bring this to me..."

Coincidentally, He Zhang also came back at this time. Seeing the supplements and a refrigerator full of ingredients, he gave Gu Changji a meaningful look.

Sister-in-law Yan said again: "My wife said, men, you must mend your waist well."

He Zhang's eyes looked even more bewildered, looking thoughtful.

Gu Changji blushed and explained to Aunt Yan that it was really impossible to have no waist, but a friend asked a few words.Sister-in-law Yan said that I understand, and my wife said that anyone can make it up. You young children, don’t be shy, and put things in order for him one by one, and then went back to the errand with satisfaction.

Gu Changji covered his face, hardly daring to face He Zhang's expression.

"You and your mother said I was impotent?" He Zhang asked.

"I didn't!" Gu Changji said angrily, "Besides, why should it be you!"

"Oh..." He Zhang made a sudden realization, "Is that your impotence?"

"I do not have!!!!"

He Zhang looked down at the medicines for nourishing the kidney.

Gu Changji's brain was full of blood, and he said without hesitation: "I heard that you guys are quite casual, brother, can you do it, do you want to try?"

"Oh? How to try?"

He Zhang actually approached him, pushing him against the wall step by step. "What do you think?"

Gu Changji: "..."

The two breathed closer, Gu Changji hadn't had such a pounding heart in many years, he almost thought it was a deer bumping wildly.

At this time, he finally saw He Zhang's eyes, which were dangerous, and belonged to those in control.He couldn't help shaking his calf.

It's fucking weird.

Gu Changji turned his face to the side, trying to get rid of that oppressive feeling, and said uncomfortably, "What are you doing? Stay away."

He Zhang didn't, and made a gesture to bite his neck. His hot breath and the damp heat from his mouth attacked his senses, causing his thigh muscles to tense.

He Zhang is about to bite, this kid is like a wild beast, he is really going to bite!

Only this thought remained in his mind, and he remained motionless, forgetting that there was an option of "kick him away".

But He Zhang let go of him at this moment, as if he had succeeded, he smiled coolly and flirtatiously.

"Do you still want to try?" He Zhang asked.

Gu Changji: "..."

He doesn't want to look weak, but the truth is that he really does look like a fucking weak one.

Does He Zhang usually look so manly?

Hold.

"Whether gays are casual or not, I don't know," He Zhang saw that he had achieved his goal, and his aggression on his body withdrew a bit, "But straight men who provoke gays casually," he pinched Gu Changji's butt with his hands, " It usually ends badly."

Gu Changji: "..."

Hold.