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"Smell?" Li Xiaoyan wrinkled her nose, all kinds of strange smells were really not pleasant, "Why don't you go home first, cousin, we'll go back when we're done selling the fish."

"Okay." Feeling the increasingly obvious nausea feeling in his abdomen, Jun Qingyan turned around and left in a hurry. After getting away from the market, he couldn't smell the foul smell that made him want to vomit, and the nausea gradually disappeared.

Passing by a pastry shop, Jun Qingyan smelled the aroma of food in the air, put his palms between his belly, and thought of a slight gurgling sound, are you hungry again?

It seems that he has been feeling hungry frequently in the past few days. Jun Qingyan finds it a bit unbelievable. It stands to reason that he would not feel hungry with a piece of bamboo, but this rumbling stomach is indeed the feeling of hunger.

Could it be the sequelae of losing half of his body's essence and blood, so now he has begun to degenerate into an ordinary mortal?

just very depressed...

"Young master, what do you want to eat? Yangchun noodles, small wontons, steamed buns, big bowls and small bowls."

Jun Qingyan pursed his lips slightly, then pointed at Yangchun noodles and buns, "I want this."

"Is the young master's Yangchun noodles made with essential ingredients or meat, a big bowl or a small bowl? Are the buns stuffed with essential ingredients or meat? The one with vegetarian stuffing costs two yuan, and the one with meat filling costs one penny. Which one do you want?"

"Vegetarian...meat is ready, big bowl." Thinking of the chicken soup he had last night, Jun Qingyan silently crossed out the vegetarian, then stretched out two fingers, "Two of the vegetarian stuffing and the meat stuffing are the same."

"Okay! Young Master, please, the four buns will be delivered right away."

After Jun Qingyan was seated, the store clerk quickly brought over two steamed buns on a plate, and also brought an extra bowl of soup, "My lord, this is a free broth from the store."

"Thank you."

"No, you're welcome!" The store clerk replied somewhat cautiously.

Four steamed buns and a bowl of soup, Jun Qingyan lamented the delicious variety of food in the world while eating.

"Shopkeeper, check out!"

Suddenly, a man's voice sounded behind him, Jun Qingyan paused slightly with the spoon in his hand, and his expression became unnatural in an instant.

He has no money in the world, to put it bluntly, he is penniless.

After a moment of silence, Jun Qingyan took a chopstick from the bamboo tube and put it on the table, cast an illusion, then calmly left the pastry shop and entered a pawn shop at the end of the alley.

The shopkeeper of the pawn shop saw that there was a business coming, and asked directly, "Master, do you want to pawn or mortgage?"

Jun Qingyan took off the jasper bamboo hairpin from his head and put it on the counter of the pawnshop, "What is the price?"

With a handkerchief wrapped in his hand, the shopkeeper stuck his hand out of the small window, "Well, it's the best emerald jade hairpin, it costs 300 taels for death, and 60 taels for life after deducting the deposit fee. If so, you need to come to the pawnshop to redeem it within half a year."

"Damn it." It's just a bamboo hairpin, and Jun Qingyan never thought of redeeming it. Besides, he is now living in the world, and there must be many places where he will spend money in the future. 300 taels should be enough for a while, right?

When the shopkeeper heard that the customer was a fool, he immediately wrinkled his face with a smile, and hurriedly grinded and wrote down the written receipt, in duplicate, both money and goods.

"My lord, here is the 300 taels of silver note. Please take it out. There is a money shop opposite the pawn shop when you get out of the villain. You can exchange it for cash. How much do you need?"

"Thank you, shopkeeper, for letting me know." Jun Qingyan took the banknote and went to the opposite bank, where Jiang's 300 taels of banknote were exchanged into silver.

With the money in hand, Jun Qingyan turned around and went back to the noodle shop. When he came back, the Yangchun noodles had already been served, and he withdrew the illusion while sitting down, then picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat.

All of this, the people around are ignorant, they are still burying their heads in eating theirs.

After eating, he settled the bill for thirteen Wen. Jun Qingyan looked at the pile of broken silver and a bunch of copper coins he found back, and he probably knew the money in the world, so he suddenly felt that his bamboo hairpin was quite valuable.

He counted another ten cents, and imitated what the mortal said just now, "Pack ten meat buns for me."

Li family

"Xiaoyan, you're back! The fish are sold out so quickly? Where's Dayong Xiaoyan?"

"I came back first. They still sell fish at the market. This is the bun I bought. I brought it back for you to eat."

"Ouch! You even brought us steamed stuffed buns, Xiaoyan, you really have a heart." Li's mother took the oiled paper bag, and the joy on her face was beyond words, "You guys left early in the morning, have you eaten yet? I still have miscellaneous grains in the pot Porridge and steamed buns."

Jun nodded lightly, indicating that he had eaten.

Mother Li thought about the thought she had yesterday, and asked, "Xiaoyan, can I ask you something?"

Jun Qingyan looked over gently, "Auntie, you ask?"

"That's right, that's right...that Xiaoyan, do you have a favorite girl?"

Jun paused slightly, "...I like it, girl?"

Mother Li put it more simply: "Is the person you like?"

"No."

Mother Li was a little surprised, "No?"

Jun Qingyan nodded slightly.

Mother Li asked again worriedly, "Is there really no one or girl you like?"

Jun coughed softly, "No."

"No...it shouldn't be!" Looking at Xiaoyan's tone, it didn't seem like she was lying, but it didn't make sense. This is, she saw the tooth marks on Xiaoyan's body that day, could it be that she got it wrong?

"Should I have it?" Jun asked in a puzzled manner, "Why does auntie ask this?"

"No, it's nothing? I just thought of it suddenly and asked casually. Isn't it because Xiaoyan you are handsome and capable, the aunt wants to get you a kiss."

Uh... um... so that's it.

Li's mother seized the opportunity and said, "Xiaoyan, what do you think of my aunt's kiss?"

"No no...no need." Jun Qingyan quickly waved his hands, "I appreciate your kindness."

"Xiaoyan, don't be shy, 20 years old is just right for marriage. Look at all the young men of your age in the village who are married."

"Ma'am, I have no plans to get married right now."

"Ah... oh, that Xiaoyan didn't let you get married right now..." Li's mother wanted to say something more, she really thinks that Xiaoyan is good everywhere, and it would be even better if she could be her son-in-law .

"You can talk about marriage first, talk about a family affair, and get married again in the next year, it will be fine!"

Jun lightly and tactfully refused, "No, I'm used to being alone."

Since Xiaoyan didn't have that kind of meaning at all, Mother Li stopped talking, "Hey...that's fine!"

"I'm going to work."

Mother Li was very sorry, and sighed that her daughter did not have that blessing.

Jun Qingyan's life in Li's family is very simple, working at sunrise and resting at sunset, plain and warm.

It was another morning, and Jun Qingyan, who had been meditating all night, suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach not long after he got up, again?

Quickly luckily suppressed the feeling of nausea and vomiting. Recently, for some reason, he occasionally felt a nauseating feeling in his stomach.

It seems that since that day when I went to sell fish in Qingshui Town with the Li family brothers and sisters, and smelled the strange smell in the market, it was only a slight discomfort a few days ago, so he didn't care about it.

But today, thinking of the sudden feeling of wanting to vomit in his stomach just now, Jun Qingyan couldn't help thinking of himself, could it be the sequelae of blood consumption?Or has he eaten too much human food recently, so his stomach feels uncomfortable?

After thinking wildly for a while, he still has no clue, Jun Qingyan thinks that he should do some self-examination, although his medical skills are only superficial, and he pointed to the veins.

This pulse condition...Jun Qingyan trembled slightly at his fingertips, is the diagnosis wrong?

Tried again, same result.Jun Qingyan lowered his head, his eyes fell on his abdomen, his consciousness was released, and then he saw a small, half-finger-long bud growing under his dantian.

Diagnosis can be wrong, but he will never admit mistakes in bamboo shoots.

Jun whispered silently.

Bamboo: hermaphrodite, no gender.

He looks like a person on the surface, but his prototype is still a green bamboo.

Therefore, the conclusion is as follows: he is pregnant with a baby, and there is a small bamboo in his belly.

About what happened that day, he almost forgot all about it afterwards, but now that he is well, he remembered everything in an instant, Jun Qingyan patted his burning cheeks to ease his emotions.

Then put his hands on his abdomen, although he was still a little dazed, but more joyful, since then he was no longer alone.

From the beginning of consciousness, he was alone, with no relatives and no companions.Then he began to practice spiritual wisdom for thousands of years, survived ninety-nine days of thunder and calamity, and soared to the world of gods in one fell swoop. He lived alone in the purple bamboo forest of Penglai Xiandao for more than five thousand years, free and easy but also lonely.

Only one of my best friends, Long Ze, also went back to the Dragon Clan to retreat to undergo immeasurable calamities 2000 years ago because he was about to enter adulthood.

Then, he was alone again, I don't know what year it was, until Fengming Palace forced the marriage, he fell into the world by accident, and then slept with a mortal.

After more than a month in the spring breeze, there was a young sprout in his stomach. It was unbelievable to think about it, but when you think about it carefully, it is only natural for bamboo to grow bamboo shoots.

Therefore, it should be natural for him to give birth to small bamboos...isn't it normal?

There is an extra bamboo shoot in my stomach, and my daily routine is the same as before, but I can clearly feel the slight changes in my body.

A few days ago, he still enjoyed eating fish, but recently it is no longer good. As long as he smells the smell of fish soup, he can't help but feel nauseous, and then feel like vomiting. Everything he eats feels bland.

However, this stage only lasted for one and a half months and then disappeared. After that, the previous poor appetite changed, and my appetite increased greatly, and I was especially able to eat.

Well, he also became very sleepy. He used to meditate instead of sleeping but now he can't.If you meditate or practice at night, you will definitely lose your energy and feel groggy during the day.

Therefore, Jun Qingyan followed the example of human beings, lying in bed and sleeping when it got dark.

Seeing that the moon is getting bigger day by day, and the belly is gradually showing, Jun Qingyan knows that he can no longer stay in Li's house.

"What? Cousin Yan, are you leaving?" The Li family brothers and sisters asked in surprise at the same time, with the same expression.

The author has something to say:

Once again, it is only right and proper for bamboo to produce bamboo shoots!

The soft and cute bamboo baby is in a good mood!

Bamboo's mother, please ask online to press the paw to punch the card and sprinkle the flowers. Come on, cry and chirp, otherwise it will feel like a stand-alone machine, which is really miserable!

huh...