I accidentally married the regent

Song Ting, who was allowed to skip class for a day, woke up very radiant early in the morning, and Lu Yan, who came to pick him up to go to the court, was always pleasing to the eye, and his bones were so strange.

"Brother Wang, morning!"

Lu Yan stepped into the palace gate, Song Tingzheng opened his arms, let the eunuch dress him, and called Lu Yan "Brother Wang" cheerfully.

Lu Yan also discovered that every time Song Ting was in a good mood, or asked him for something, he would call himself "Brother Wang", and usually just call him "You", or he would be the regent, even his own name Never called!

"Well, have you had breakfast?"

Once when Song Ting went to the morning court, his hungry stomach was rumbling, and Lu Yan who was on the side heard it, and immediately ordered that it be brought to him for breakfast at half a stick of incense time in the morning and evening.

"I've eaten." Song Ting smiled from ear to ear, but he didn't have to go to class for a day, but Lu Yan felt that he was happier than the day he became emperor.

Lu Yan let out a "hmm", just in time to see Li Ru taking the belt and trying to tie it on him. There was nothing wrong with it at first, but he suddenly discovered that the purpose of tying the belt for him is to hug his waist, so that the The belt goes around the body to fasten it.

For some reason, Lu Yan instantly disliked Li Ru, whom he had chosen out of thousands to serve Song Ting.

Li Ru also felt the cold gaze of the regent on the side. He didn't know what was wrong with him. The sweat on his face kept flowing, so that he tied Song Ting's belt for a long time, and his hands unconsciously touched it. To Song Ting's body.

Lu Yan immediately raised his phoenix eyes, strode forward and snatched the belt from Li Ru's hand.

When Li Ru saw it, he hurriedly changed from squatting to kneeling, "My lord forgives my sin, my lord forgives my sin."

"Trash, can't you even wear clothes for the emperor?" Lu Yan shouted in a deep voice.

Not only Li Ru, but everyone in the hall was frightened and knelt down.

Song Ting was still immersed in his "big plan". Seeing that Lu Yan suddenly became angry, he hurriedly said: "It's a small matter, I will do it myself. I am not used to others dressing me like this." Ting was about to get the bright yellow belt embroidered with a golden dragon pattern in Lu Yan's hand, but he heard Lu Yan say in a bad tone: "You are the king of a country, this kind of thing needs someone to serve you, you should put your mind on the government. superior."

When Song Ting heard this, he felt that the logic was not correct. It seems that there is no conflict between wearing clothes by oneself and putting one's heart into government affairs.However, the main character is what he says.

"The regent's words are right, Eunuch Li, let's continue, we won't be able to catch up with the early court."

Li Ru was about to get it, but saw that the bright yellow belt had already been fastened around Song Ting's waist, and he froze immediately.

Not only Li Ru was stunned, everyone in the first hall was stunned, the most stunned was Song Ting, because the belt was fastened for him by Lu Yan, not only that, Lu Yan would also wear it on the belt every day The sachet, jade pendant and other objects were put on by him one by one by himself, and finally he took the outer robe and put it on for him personally.His actions were as expected, as if he was dressing up his belongings, which made Song Ting feel a little embarrassed to interrupt him.

Song Ting thought: Is this the difference between the waste material and the protagonist's aura?

However, for some reason, Lu Yan's hands were obviously putting on clothes for him, but Song Ting suddenly remembered the night in Shuangsheng Village a month ago when Lu Yan tore his clothes and stripped him naked. .

"Thank you, Brother Wang." Song Ting smiled awkwardly at Lu Yan.

Lu Yan looked at the handsome young man, who affectionately called him "Brother Wang", coughed slightly, and said with a blank expression, "Let's go."

"Hey." Song Ting followed his footsteps out of Changji Hall.

Both of them were wearing formal attire, one was wearing a red gold crown, the other was wearing a Yishan crown with a ruby ​​embedded in it, behind them were dozens of eunuchs and court ladies, Xu Liuyi was also following with his guards, what was the situation in the court? Look at how solemn it is.However, the two people walking in front were whispering at this moment.

"I forgot to ask just now, did you have breakfast?" Song Tingjue's Lu Yan asked him if he had eaten as soon as he came to the Changji Hall, so he should politely ask back.

"No." Lu Yan said directly.

Hearing this, Song Ting turned his head to show him a look of admiration, then raised his left hand, took out the egg yolk pastry wrapped in white silk, and asked, "Then let's eat a piece on the way."

Lu Yan was slightly startled, he didn't notice when Song Ting was wearing such a thing.

"No need." Lu Yan said, and said in a more emphatic tone: "How decent is it?" Looking at Lu Yan who deliberately walked quickly and didn't appreciate it at all, Song Ting was speechless, rolled his eyes, stood there and shouted shouted, "The Regent!"

Song Ting didn't leave, and the team behind him also stopped. When he yelled again, Lu Yan in front also stopped, and turned to look at him.

"Come here." Song Ting also imitated Lu Yan with a sullen face, and for another second the emperor's upper body, causing Xu Liuyi and others to poke their necks and look at them curiously.

Lu Yan didn't expect Song Ting to yell at him in public, but wanted to see what he was going to do, so he really walked over in two steps, and said to him, "Your Majesty, it's almost time... um..."

Song Ting looked at Lu Yan who was successfully gagged by a piece of egg yolk pastry, and laughed "giggle", "Bite it, I let go." After saying that, Song Ting really let go immediately.Originally, Lu Yan was just holding the egg yolk cake in his upper and lower lips. As soon as Song Ting let go, he subconsciously poked his neck forward like a hamster, opened his mouth and bit it with his teeth.

Song Ting laughed "haha".

Xu Liuyi looked at it and smiled, but immediately received Lu Yan's death stare, he stopped laughing immediately and turned his head away, a group of people all had expressions of "I didn't see anything".

Only then did Lu Yan look at Song Ting, but Song Ting ran forward wearing his dragon robe.

I don’t know why, but sometimes I’m afraid of Lu Yan, but Song Ting feels happy to be able to play tricks on him, but it’s a pity that the egg yolk cake is really delicious, how can I say it’s an authentic court dessert? .

However, the piece of egg yolk crisp that Song Ting thought was about to be thrown to the ground and stomped on, was slowly chewing in Lu Yan's mouth at the moment.

After coming down to court, Lu Yan did not accompany Song Ting back to the Changji Hall because of business matters, and because today was his holiday, he did not arrange other tasks for him. He thought that Song Ting would fall asleep after returning. To catch up on sleep, or ask the eunuch and maid to play games with him, in short, he is a child at heart, so he didn't specifically ask people to watch him.

And this little emperor, who was not specifically asked to watch by him, has already changed into a eunuch's uniform at this moment, and is trying his best to stuff money into the clothes, even the boots. The play is really not in vain, and it can really come in handy when necessary."

Just wearing the clothes of an eunuch, Song Ting walked out of the Changji Hall in a grand manner. He has already mastered the route of the entire palace in this month, and even planned how to sneak out of the palace.

Every day in the Imperial Dining Room, there will be a team of eunuchs who go out to buy fresh vegetables from the palace. It’s just right to rush there, and just hide them in the vegetable baskets on the cart.

At this moment, the cart has moved forward slowly. Song Ting nestled in the vegetable basket, looked at the scenery outside through the gaps in the bamboo strips, and found that the scenery gradually changed from a piece of red walls and green tiles to green mountains and green waters, and finally into a street with endless streams At that moment, his excited heart was about to spit out from his mouth.

God!I'm finally out!

In the past, even though he was a star, he was usually either shooting commercials or filming in the crew, but he was not isolated from the world. He would often go shopping in disguise, watch movies, sing karaoke and play skewers. He had never been locked up in one place for so long.

Although the times were wrong and the people on the street were dressed wrongly, Song Ting was still so excited that he wanted to cry, feeling a sense of liberation.And he has already thought about it. If possible, he will not go back after he comes out. Anyway, once he leaves, Lu Yan will be enthroned justifiably. Everyone will not interfere with each other. For him, his departure is also a way to show his will practice.

You are your emperor, I am my commoner.Oye!

The cart stopped at the destination, Song Ting glanced through the gap, saw that no one was paying attention, then quickly got out of the vegetable basket, took off the eunuch uniform on his body, revealing the casual clothes he was wearing inside, swearing ran up.

When he rushed into the crowd, he couldn't even close his mouth from ear to ear. After throwing the eunuch's uniform in a corner, Song Ting stopped, put his hands on his waist and looked at everything in front of him like a new world, and finally stretched his waist The posture shouted in the noisy crowd, "I want to surf, don't stop me!"

"emperor!"

Shocked by the clear and crisp shout, Song Ting shivered, lowered his arms, and looked around in a panic.

"Your Majesty!" There was another crisp shout.

Song Ting followed the source of the sound, and saw, among the crowd in front of him, a boy with wheat complexion, very cute, smiling and with two small canine teeth waving his arms excitedly, walking towards him Come on, call him happily while walking, "Your Majesty!"

This series of calls attracted the attention of the people around.

When Yuan Gehe stood in front of him panting, Song Ting smiled and said to the people around him, "Don't get me wrong, my name is Huang, my name is Shang, and my name is Huang Shang."

Having said that, the people who watched the excitement around "cut" and dispersed.

Song Ting let out a breath.

Yuan Geometric looked at it, scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, my lord..."

Song Ting covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "If you scream again, you will be watched again."

Yuan Ji nodded hurriedly, and then changed his mouth, "Mr. Song."

Only then did Song Ting let go of his mouth. Seeing Yuan Geometry again, he was still somewhat happy, and asked, "Why did you come to the capital? Are you alone?" As he spoke, Song Ting subconsciously looked at his abdomen Well, his belly wasn't very visible a month ago, but now it's obviously pregnant. If he wasn't wearing a long gown to cover it up a little, it would be obvious at a glance.

"I came with Brother Qin. He went to the front pork shop to collect the cash. He asked me to wait for him in the restaurant here. I was sitting on the second floor of the restaurant just now. I looked down and saw you, so I came down to say hello to you."

Song Ting said "Oh", thinking of how he was running and running in the crowd just now, he said with concern: "Geometry, you should be careful when you are pregnant, don't run and jump."

"Don't worry, he is strong, it's been five months."

"Five months?" Song Ting was surprised, "The last time I saw you, you didn't show your feelings."

"No, it's just that I'm skinny, so I can't see much."

"If it's five months, is it five months before birth?" Not to mention, after being surprised at the beginning, Song Ting was still very curious about men giving birth, and praised the power of the Creator.

Yuan Gee said: "Men usually give birth in eight months."

Song Ting said "ah", "Are men two months earlier than women?"

Yuan Geometry walked with Song Ting and said, "Yes."

Song Ting was aroused by his curiosity, staring at his stomach and asked: "Does it hurt for that man to give birth?"

"It hurts, it's no different from a woman's, but it's not that scary."

"That's it."

"Mr. Song, Mrs. Song can't give birth, will you marry a concubine?" Yuan Geometric asked.

Although it is impossible, Song Ting really thought about the scene. With Lu Yan's character, he married him as the queen, and then went to accept the concubine. I would be surprised if he didn't kill me!But this picture is also very scary to think about.

Song Ting laughed dryly, "No way."

******

In the palace, Song Ting was discovered by Lu Yan less than a quarter of an hour after he left the palace. He immediately sent someone to investigate, but he didn't let anyone act rashly. He found only one who was secretly protecting him, and truthfully reported his words and deeds outside.

Xu Liuyi's people didn't know Yuan Geometry, so he was unified into the category of "men" when narrating, "My lord, the emperor is talking to a man about having a baby."

Lu Yan's expression, which was still calm at first, instantly burned like a fire.