I accidentally married the regent

Song Ting fell into a coma. It is said that when Lu Yan sprayed porridge all over his face for breakfast, a few grains of rice didn't come out and got stuck in the trachea, causing the coma caused by bad breath.But the fur doctor denied this statement after seeing it. He stared at the three people guarding Song Ting's bed, stroked his gray beard, and said, "Mr. Song is in a coma caused by excessive heart palpitations."

Lu Yan sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Song Ting, his face was ugly to the naked eye.

"Uncle Qiu, what does excessive palpitation mean?"

Before Qiu Pi could speak, Sima Qin who was on the side took the words and said, "I just fainted from fright."

"Ah?" Yuan Geometric opened his mouth, then looked at Song Ting who had his eyes closed on the bed, scratched his head and said, "But Mr. Song has been doing well, why was he suddenly fainted by fright, who scared him?"

Regarding this question, the three men in the room were a little puzzled.

"It's the first time I've seen a case like Mr. Song's. Although it's normal for ordinary people to be fainted by something, I gave Mr. Song his pulse, and his pulse was beating fiercely. After listening to his heartbeat, it was like It was about to jump out from the left chest, and I rolled my eyelids, even if they were closed, they were in a state of rolling eyes..." Fu Pi said while recording cases like Song Ting, because fainting in this situation is too rare.

"Ah? Is it serious?" Yuan Geometric asked worriedly, and wondered why Song Ting was so frightened. He was still drinking porridge at first.

Lu Yan also stared at the fur, his expression was indifferent but his tone was very anxious, "What's going on, tell me clearly!"

Fur glanced at Song Ting on the bed, and said helplessly: "Let's put it this way, Mr. Song's degree of fright is like ordinary people seeing a ghost in broad daylight. Because it felt impossible and it was too sudden, it caused palpitations and fainted."

This diagnosis really confused everyone in the room, and they really couldn't figure out what frightened Song Ting.

"I just told Mr. Song that I had a baby, why did he faint from fright? Uncle Qiu, did he faint from fright or surprise?" Yuan Geometric asked fur blankly.

Fur said: "How could you faint because of your pregnancy? It's not uncommon for men to have children in this world. As long as a man with cloud patterns on his body will have children, everyone knows that."

"What could be the reason?" Yuan Geometric couldn't figure it out.

"However, it may be a sequelae." Fur said: "Yesterday Mr. Song experienced a catastrophe, he must have been frightened, and because he had to take care of Mrs. Song at night, he was exhausted, and the fright had been suppressed until this morning. Erupted."

When Yuan Geometric heard it, he nodded suddenly. If this is the case, it would be fine. Thinking, Yuan Geometric said to Lu Yan: "Mrs. Song, then you have to take good care of Mr. Song. You are well now, but he has collapsed again. How about you?" It’s really a fateful mandarin duck.”

Sima Qin saw that Yuan Ji's eyes were red, rubbed his head and said, "With this 'Mrs. Song' here, they will never be fateful couples."

Yuan Geometric thought Sima Qin meant that they were a good match, so he nodded in approval immediately, "Brother Qin is right."

Sima Qin smiled softly.

Lu Yan looked coldly at this man who couldn't help showing a murderous aura in front of him even though he wanted to restrain himself. He also had a sharp sword hanging in his heart, ready to strike at any time.

"Okay, Mr. Song is good to sleep, he will wake up later. I have to go back, the chickens in the yard haven't been fed yet." Fur said, yawned and left, Yuan Geometric Send people out the door.

Lu Yan was sitting beside Song Ting's bed, his eyes were full of concern, but the corner of Song Ting's mouth seemed to be twitching since he fell into a coma.

"Brother Qin, let's go out, let Mrs. Song accompany Mr. Song." After sending the fur back, Yuan Geometric came in to pull Sima Qin.

Sima Qin didn't say anything, and followed Yuan Geometric out.

After they went out, Song Ting on the bed opened his eyes and woke up.His brain circuit was still stuck in Yuan Geometric's words that shattered his cognition when he was drinking porridge just now.

He wanted to cry without tears, why didn't he know this setting before!If I knew, I would have changed careers last night and became Lu Yan. What should I do now? I wouldn't be pregnant with his child, would I?If that's the case, I'll have to jump into the lake if I don't hit the wall. It is said that giving birth is a pain level ten, and if it's like this for a woman, wouldn't I have to be a level twenty as a man?Labor and capital are afraid of pain... and it's no wonder that Lu Yan would let me give birth to a child. If the child is not stillborn, I will have to hang myself.

Thinking of all this, Song Ting felt a severe headache.

Seeing that Song Ting had woken up, Lu Yan was about to talk to him, but saw that Song Ting's expression changed extremely colorful in an instant, like an actor performing face-changing Peking Opera, and every expression could be seen. The story made Lu Yan really worried.

"What's the matter with you? Is it the pain in your foot, or did you get hurt in other parts of your body yesterday?"

Listening to the voice next to his ears, Song Ting sniffed his nose, his eyes were red as if he was about to cry, but when facing Lu Yan, he showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "It's okay, I'm doing this for Yuan Geometric is happy."

Lu Yan obviously didn't believe it, "You seem surprised that he can get pregnant like this."

Song Ting thought, this matter is so common in this other world, if he didn't know, wouldn't it be a real mess?

"However, you didn't see the cloud pattern on his body. It's understandable to be shocked when you suddenly heard him say that. The most important thing is that I really scared you yesterday. It's because of my lack of protection." The more Lu Yan talked, the worse his complexion became.

However, Song Ting's attention was all on his first sentence, cloud pattern?What moiré?Only men with that thing can give birth, that is, not everyone can give birth?If so, then I will not at all!

Song Ting remembered looking at this body up and down when he was taking a bath. Except for a few moles, there was not even a birthmark!

Thinking of this, Song Ting was relieved, finally heaved a sigh of relief, a carp sat up straight, and said to Lu Yan: "Ah, it's okay, I'm fine now."

Seeing that he regained his spirit, Lu Yan was relieved, and his face became expressionless again.

Suddenly, Song Ting thought of something, and asked curiously: "Then do you have cloud patterns?"

Lu Yan answered very simply, "No."

Song Ting was completely relieved this time, and happily patted Lu Yan on the shoulder and said, "It's fine if you don't have it."

Lu Yan stared at him without emotion.

Song Ting withdrew his hand and said embarrassingly: "I just want to make sure, if you are pregnant with my child, the regent, are we not going to have sex? You are my brother."

For some reason, Lu Yan wanted to immediately retort, "I was adopted by the late emperor, and I have no blood relationship with you", but when the words came to his lips, he felt that it was inappropriate and swallowed them.

"Let's go, let's continue to eat breakfast." After speaking, Song Ting put on his clothes and got out of bed, and ran out happily as if nothing had happened.

******

"Left deputy leader, the prince's Yanchen sword." Among the weeds in a mountain forest, a guard found Lu Yan's sword, and immediately shouted to Zhang Chaosheng in front of him.

Zhang Chaosheng stepped over in two steps, picked up Yanchen, and his nerves, which had been tense for more than ten hours, finally relaxed a little, "The prince is here!"

"Left deputy leader, a naked corpse was found in front." Another guard reported.

Zhang Chaosheng rushed over with the wind under his feet, looked at the corpse in front of him, knelt down and checked the wound on his body and the gold ring next to him, and there was a poisonous needle sticking out of the middle of the ring.

"Why is this corpse black and blue all over, as if poisoned." The guard said.

Zhang Chaosheng looked up and down with the ring, and then stretched out his hand to press the buckle, and the poisonous needle was taken back.

"It's such a poisonous thing, it will kill you immediately after one injection." Zhang Chaosheng's voice turned cold, and his eyes were even more sinister and terrifying. He took out a piece of cloth from his bosom, wrapped the ring in his bosom, stood up and said solemnly: " The prince and the emperor are fixed nearby, look for them!"

"Yes!"

******

After waking up, Song Ting, in order to better understand the matter, decided to talk to the tiger-headed Yuan Geometry.

It was almost noon now, Yuan Gehe was sitting on a bamboo stool in the yard, with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the small square table in front of him, he was practicing calligraphy, and Song Ting was sitting beside him to accompany him.Ma Qin, his prime minister, cooked lunch at the other end of the room, while Lu Yan meditated and exercised in the room, so that the toxins in the body could be metabolized quickly.Four people have their own things to do.

"Geometry? When did you know you could have a baby?" Song Ting leaned his hands on his face and asked Yuan Geometric, who had written the word "Yuan" more than a dozen times beside him.

Yuan Geometric didn't raise his head, "When I was born, I had moiré patterns on my arms."

Song Ting frowned, "Huh?"

Yuan Gehe put down his pen, blew on the undried ink on the white paper, then picked it up and asked Song Ting, "Young Master Song, do you think my writing is okay?"

Song Ting took it over, looked at it seriously, and said with a smile: "Very good, it can be seen that it is 'Yuan'." Although Song Ting had just started to practice writing Xiaozhuan, after all, he had held a pen and read it before. Books, the strokes of the written characters are natural and smooth, and the fonts are also very beautiful; but Yuan Geometric can tell that the child has never held a pen since he was a child, so the strokes are crooked, and the font looks very childish, but he can still recognize it. Say that word.

Hearing Song Ting say the same, Yuan Gehe smiled happily, put away the blank paper, took out another new one, and re-wrote "Ji".

"You just started writing your own name?"

"Well, Brother Qin only recently started to teach me how to write."

Song Ting looked inside, but couldn't see Sima Qin, so he said, "Can I see your cloud pattern?"

After thinking for a while, Yuan Gehe put down his pen, and said to Song Ting: "Okay." Then, he rolled up the sleeve of his left arm, and a small cloud-shaped silver mark was printed on his arm like a tattoo.

Song Ting heaved a sigh of relief. After looking at Yuan Geometric's arm, he was even more sure that he didn't have it on him.

"Mr. Song, does Mrs. Song have cloud patterns?" Yuan Geometric asked curiously, putting down his arms and sleeves.

Song Ting said: "No."

After hearing this, Yuan Geometric said "Oh" with some pity, "That's a pity." Then, he comforted Song Ting and said, "But you and Mrs. Song are deeply in love, and it doesn't matter if you have children or not. "

Listening to the young man's comfort, Song Ting didn't know what to say, so he replied "Yes" wholeheartedly.

Yuan Geometric continued to bury his head in practicing calligraphy, and asked Song Ting to help him give advice. Although Song Ting was also a monk halfway, it was enough to give Yuan Geometric advice, and the two of them talked and laughed together without feeling bored.

Standing in front of the window, Lu Yan glanced at the two teenagers sitting and writing in the yard, his eyes lingered on Song Ting for a little longer, and then moved to Yuan Geometry, and said: "This child is quite cute."

"What do you want to do?" Sima Qin behind him held a kitchen knife in his hand, his guarded expression finally stopped suppressing, and he squinted at Lu Yan.

Lu Yan turned his head to look at him, his face was calm, and his tone was slightly mocking, "The king should ask General Sima about this, but as a general of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, he was in the border of Dayu City, and he was with a country boy. I don’t know how the Emperor of Northern Zhou felt when he knew about this operation after becoming a husband and wife?”

Sima Qin tightly held the kitchen knife in his hand, showing a murderous aura, "Lu Yan, although I am with you Dayu, I am hiding here. I have never entered the capital, and I have never done anything wrong with you Dayu. You don't have to hold on to it. Besides, if I want to kill you, you would have died yesterday!"

Lu Yan glanced at Yuan Geometric who was laughing with Song Ting outside, and said, "You were worried about killing me and scaring your little friend, so you didn't do it."

Sima Qin didn't refute, and said with a dark face: "Jie Ji always thought that my family was a butcher. If he knew that I would kill people, he would despise me."

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows and mocked: "I can't see that General Sima on the Megatron side is so affectionate."

After hearing this, Sima Qin said without giving in, "Mrs. Song."

Lu Yan frowned slightly, holding a breath in his chest, and was about to speak, but suddenly there was chaos outside the yard, and the two rushed out immediately.

Song Ting and Yuan Geometric also looked back, and saw that the village chief and some other villagers were escorted towards them by a man with a white face, but with a sinister expression, and behind him were many people in uniform. people.

Song Ting saw it, and his face showed joy: It's Lu Yan's man!

"Village Chief, what's going on?" Yuan Geometric asked anxiously and a little scared.

"This person is carrying a portrait and looking for 'Mrs. Song', but I can't help it, so I brought them here." The village chief said, pointing to the sword on his neck.

Seeing that Lu Yan and Song Ting were both unharmed, Zhang Chaosheng heaved a sigh of relief, then knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Your subordinate is late to rescue you, please forgive me, Your Majesty and Prince!"

Yuan Geometric was stunned, and asked Zhang Chaosheng: "Where did the emperor and prince come from?"

Zhang Chaosheng looked at Lu Yan who was coming forward, and said, "My lord."

Yuan Geometric and everyone in the village were stunned. More than a dozen people said in unison: "The emperor and the prince are actually husband and wife!"

Song Ting: "..."