living in the pocket of a nemesis

"Say it again?!" Ye Tang glared.

Fu Linfeng repeated frankly: "I even bought you one with a high-definition camera."

"..."

"Fu Linfeng," Ye Tang looked at him and said through gritted teeth, "I hope you understand the fact that I am only getting smaller in body, not in age. Please don't treat me like a kid who just started elementary school!"

"That's right, it's different," Fu Linfeng nodded in agreement with Ye Tang's statement, "After all, children aged six or seven have to pay children's tickets when they take the subway."

"..." It seems that this stalk cannot be passed.

Ye Tang was determined not to get entangled with the mentally handicapped, so he simply turned his head away.

What did Fu Linfeng eat in the past few years to become what he is now? !

he thought angrily in his heart.

The phone on the sofa vibrated, and Ye Tang looked over again, and found that the caller was "Ms. An".

The moment he saw the screen, the awkward expression on his face unconsciously relaxed, and he pressed the answer button: "Hello?"

"Tang Tang? You finally answered the phone," was a very gentle female voice on the opposite side, with a sweet tone that could hardly tell the age, "I heard Xiao Sheng said that you were with them, but I haven't called you during the day. .”

An Qiao is a well-known ballet dancer in China, with a good image and temperament, gentle and modest, and a wealthy family. Ye Mingzhe's deeds of pursuing her when he was young are still talked about by many people.Since he was well protected since he was a child, Ye Mingzhe is also famously doted on, An Qiao still retains the innocence of a girl until now, and is much younger than his peers.

Ye Tang felt a little guilty when he heard her voice, and lied, "Well, I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I went out with them during the day, and now I'm coming back to get it."

"Why is Tang Tang's voice so low?" Luckily, An Qiao was just puzzled, and continued, "I'm still out with your father now, and he said he doesn't worry about me going back alone, so I'll stay with him at your grandma first." Stay here for a while."

Ye Tang lay on the phone and got closer: "I was a little far away from the phone just now, what about now?"

"Well, I can hear you clearly now," An Qiao smiled over there, "Is Tang Tang afraid of living there alone now? It's also good to be with Xiao Sheng and the others, it's more lively. Remember to tell your mother if you need anything, and wait. We'll be back with you in a while."

An Qiao spoke slowly, and continued to ask with some concern: "Did you sleep well after you came back yesterday? Is it hard to get jet lag? Otherwise, you can take a good rest for two days before going out to play. Don't get too stuck in the piano practice time." If you die, remember to report to your teacher for safety..."

Ye Tang answered one by one, and the other party felt relieved and hung up the phone.

After a long conversation on the phone, the living room fell into silence again.

Maybe it was because of his mother's phone call, but Ye Tang's excitement of returning home was suppressed.

He suddenly lost the motivation to send messages, and only said to the two senders that he was home, but he still said that he was with them, and remember not to reveal anything else. .

Fu Linfeng didn't speak, and Ye Tang suddenly lost interest in arguing with him, probably because of this phone call.

The grandfather clock of the villa rang, breaking the brief silence between the two.

"Hey," Ye Tang sat up slowly from the sofa, and then dragged his mobile phone as big as himself to Fu Linfeng's side with difficulty, "Add a WeChat and transfer the money to you."

Fu Linfeng took the phone for him: "I'll do it."

Then scanned his WeChat for him.

It's amazing, Ye Tang silently clicked through, he didn't expect that he and Fu Linfeng would add back to WeChat one day.

He entered the payment password with some difficulty, and transferred one thousand and eight to Fu Linfeng: "Okay."

However, he didn't stop after transferring this sum, paused, and continued to transfer a few sums of money to Fu Linfeng.

Because of the quota, they can only be developed separately, and the amount is quite a lot. Ye Tang sent it out very simply, but he didn't raise his head.

He didn't look at Fu Linfeng, just lowered his head and continued: "Did you go home directly after you came out of that restaurant last night?"

After finishing speaking, he felt that his tone was too harsh, and added: "I didn't interrogate you, I just asked casually."

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Ye Tang raised his head, pursed his lips and looked at Fu Linfeng seriously: "Let me be honest, I found out that I was at your house when I woke up today, and you hadn't woken up then."

"I know." Fu Linfeng said.

"Ah?" Ye Tangka paused, wondering if he had found out that he had failed to pretend to be a figurine. How did he know?

"Pet camera." Fu Linfeng reminded kindly.

"..." Ye Tang's expression became subtle, the disappointment just now was repelled by this shock, he recalled the trajectory of his actions since this morning, "No, so what did I do... Did you see it all?"

"Strictly speaking, yes."

Ye Tang almost flipped the phone in front of him: "You knew about it earlier, why don't you tell me sooner!"

"After all, you didn't ask."

"..." Ye Tang glared at him.

After a while, he took another step closer, and decided not to care about it for the time being, but to continue the topic just now: "I came here after I slept last night, and it became smaller when I came here. I think I need to find out the reason."

"If, I mean if, you really didn't sneak into my house..." Ye Tang glanced at Fu Linfeng with inexplicable guilt at this point, and then turned his head and continued after receiving a raised eyebrow from the other party, "Then we can resume Take a look at what happened last night, maybe you can find a way to change it back?"

"I won't ask you to cooperate in vain. The money has been transferred, so please accept it." Ye Tang said righteously.

However, Fu Linfeng only took the money for the little prodigy's phone and watch, and didn't order the rest: "You might as well talk about your idea first, and it won't be too late for me to take it if it succeeds."

Ye Tang thought about it, and nodded: "Then let me tell you first, I went to dinner with Sheng Jia and the others last night after I got off the plane, opened a few bottles of wine, chatted for a while, and then... cough, met is you."

"I also met your side, and went back after dinner," Fu Linfeng cooperated, "It's nothing special."

"That's just a meal..." Ye Tang thought thoughtfully. "Is there something wrong with the food?"

He raised his head and saw Fu Linfeng looking at him like a fool.

"...What are you doing!" Ye Tang yelled at him dissatisfiedly, "I'll say it again! I just got smaller! I don't have any IQ!"

"Okay, you continue."

"I fell asleep when I went back, so we will meet in that hotel if we can meet. If it doesn't work, I will try to repeat it like yesterday. What if I recover tomorrow after I fall asleep?"

In fact, this method sounds really stupid, there is no reason to make it smaller, and Ye Tang can only die as a doctor: "Anyway, try to replay the meal last night? I have a phone number for that restaurant." , or call now to make an appointment, maybe it’s still too late.”

"Then if you want to recover to the same level as last night, you have to..." Fu Linfeng pointed.

After he finished speaking, Ye Tang also fell silent.

He thought of Yu Xuan's outrageous taste, almost called Tu Hei's brand-new arrangement, the ribbons tied on each pair of chopsticks, the narcissus placed on each chair, and the words "Flowers Bloom Wealth and Nobility" twirling in the middle "The landscape bonsai with four large characters, and the magical banner that would confuse even a normal person...

He still remembers that banner even now, it is so terrifying that he would dream of it in his dreams.

"..."

Ye Tang's expression became a bit stinky after recalling it.

Wait for yourself to change back!We must settle accounts with Yu Xuan, that stinky programmer!

"Why, do you want to try?" Fu Linfeng glanced at the time, "It's six o'clock in the evening, if we go now, there is still time."

Ye Tang showed a strange expression.

Anyway, I'm getting smaller, so Fu Linfeng will accompany me there, as long as I hide well, maybe I won't be the one who is embarrassed...

That's right, as long as I'm not the one who's embarrassed, won't he be fine if he puts it in his pocket?

He gritted his teeth and made a decision: "Go! Go now!"

"Okay, then I'll call the restaurant now. As for your 'props'..." Fu Linfeng used an accent.

Ye Tang felt his teeth ache when he heard the accent.

"I'll ask Yu Xuan!!" Ye Tang almost yelled out this sentence.

In order to be more efficient, Ye Tang simply told Fu Linfeng the phone password and asked him to find Yu Xuan's phone number for him.

Fu Linfeng went to the next room to make a phone call to make an appointment, and Ye Tang was on the phone with Yu Xuan in the living room.

Six o'clock in the afternoon is usually the time for programmers who turn day and night to wake up. As expected, when Ye Tang called, the other party yawned very sleepily: "Ah-oh, it's Young Master Ye, what's the matter?"

Ye Tang resisted the urge to complain about his taste in his heart: "Um... you made those things for dinner last night?"

"Eh?" Yu Xuan didn't expect Ye Tang to ask this, and wondered if his serious preparation had finally been recognized, and he immediately asked for credit with joy, "Oh, yes, it's me, I made it all up, how about it, now think Does it look good?"

"It's pretty..." Ye Tang took a deep breath, almost holding back his internal injuries, "Yes, I think it looks pretty good, so are those things still there?"

"Here, I put it away after dinner last night, so I put it at home, what?"

At this moment, Fu Linfeng also came out from the next room, and gestured to Ye Tang who was looking over, indicating that the hotel was booked, and it was even in the same private room as yesterday.

"After all, it's a brother's wish..." Ye Tang praised very against his will.

"Hey——" Yu Xuan yawned, and his tone became more cheerful, "No problem! Since you like it so much, I will give it to you! How about I wait until I send it to you tomorrow!"

"Thank you brother," Ye Tang's mouth twitched, "Are you home now? I'll ask Fu Linfeng to come and get it."

"No problem! It's here now! Come anytime you want—wait, who do you think will come and get it?"

Ye Tang took a deep breath and repeated: "Fu, Lin, Feng."

After a brief silence, he even heard Yu Xuan's unbelievably strange voice on the other end of the phone, and simply added: "Yes, it's the Fu Linfeng we met last night."

"What's your problem?"

"No, no, no, no problem..." Yu Xuan was probably so surprised that he stuttered, "When will Fu Fu Fu Linfeng come? No, Young Master Ye, didn't you say yesterday..."

"Shut up! Don't ask! Come now!" Ye Tang immediately stopped Yu Xuan because he turned on the loudspeaker, and stopped the other party from blurting out the words "I don't want to see Fu Linfeng again in the future".

"Okay..." Yu Xuan was still gasping on the opposite side, "It seems that what Sheng Jia said is true, he left me a message in the morning saying that you are with him now, I still don't believe it..."

There was no need to continue listening, Ye Tang blushed and hung up the phone.

Fu Linfeng was standing not far from him, Ye Tang raised his head slowly, and looked at him without speaking.

The main reason was that the phone call just now was a bit embarrassing. Ye Tang didn't know what to say, but now that he had to let Fu Linfeng do all of this on his own trip, he didn't bother to speak when these emotions collided together.

Really annoying.

Fortunately, Fu Linfeng probably understood what Ye Tang meant, and asked, "Let's go now?"

Ye Tang nodded awkwardly.

"Hey, wait a minute." Ye Tang tugged at the corner of Fu Linfeng's clothes, "Drink some water."

Chatting with a person like Yu Xuan who only has code in his head is a waste of energy.

"Okay, you wait."

After going to the kitchen once, Fu Linfeng found the refrigerator by himself this time. The cups are too big for him now, which is inconvenient.

After thinking about it, he bent down and took a bottle of sparkling water, unscrewed the cap and wiped it with a paper towel, then poured a little drinking water into the cap, but it was not full, and walked over to hand it to Ye Tang.

Although the cap is still slightly bigger, it is much better than before.Ye Tang was not polite either, he took the ton ton with both hands and drank it clean.

He pushed his mobile phone to Fu Linfeng's side, motioning for him to help him take it, and then said with satisfaction: "Let's go!"

"Change to the left pocket this time!"

This time Ye Tang was still in good spirits, and he didn't feel sleepy anymore, so he jumped around in Fu Linfeng's car while driving.

Fu Linfeng was driving an off-road vehicle with a high chassis, and he drove steadily. Ye Tang lay on the window looking out of curiosity for a while, and then jumped back on the co-pilot, swinging his legs.

But it didn't take long for him to jump, and while waiting for the red light, Fu Linfeng grabbed him back to the chair with one palm: "Sit yourself."

His face was completely covered by Fu Linfeng's palm, and he yelled angrily, "What are you doing!"

"I don't want to wait for you to spit in my clothes after motion sickness." Fu Linfeng said slowly, and then let go of his palm.

"..." Ye Tang retreated into the small corner of the co-pilot very dissatisfied.

Yu Xuan's house is not far from here, not long after, Fu Linfeng drove the car downstairs to his house.

"Should I call again?" he asked.

"No, you just go up and knock on the door." Ye Tang's brain ached when he thought of those terrible things, "I'll go up with you too, but I just stay in your pocket and don't come out."

Fu Linfeng responded, and waited for Ye Tang to climb up by his hand, then took him in and walked to Yu Xuan's house.

Ye Tang stayed inside, and originally poked his head out to observe the situation outside, but when he was about to get on the elevator, he became nervous, afraid that he would be discovered by others, so he simply hid in and could not come out.

There was nothing unusual about Fu Linfeng.

Two minutes later, Ye Tang tucked into his pocket and heard Fu Linfeng knocking on the door with his fingers. Inside, Yu Xuan immediately said loudly, "Come", and then there was the sound of running to the door and pulling on slippers.

With the sound of the door being opened, for some reason, the tension in Ye Tang's heart reached its peak.

Not long after Yu Xuan woke up, when he heard that Fu Linfeng was coming, he tidied himself up a little and put on a new plaid shirt, but he still felt a little uncomfortable when he said, "Come, come."

Fu Linfeng's voice was very polite, just like when the two met the night before: "Good evening, let me help Ye Tang get something."

Ye Tang subconsciously grasped the fabric of Fu Linfeng's pocket with his hands, and put his ears on it nervously.

"Okay, okay, it's all here, but it's a little too much, it may be inconvenient for one person..."

"It's okay, I came here by car." Fu Linfeng replied, and then glanced at the things piled up at Yu Xuan's door.

Miscellaneous flowers, ribbons, bows, and a beautiful pot of landscape bonsai, and a bundled red banner...

I don't know why, when Ye Tang complained, Yu Xuan didn't feel it at all, and even still felt that his aesthetics were very superior, but Fu Linfeng looked at it now, and he felt a drum in his heart for no reason: Could it be that these are really earthy?

Yu Xuan scratched his head: "Let me help you move together, anyway, it's just a trip."

Fu Linfeng didn't insist too much, and nodded his thanks: "Thank you."

"Yes, yes, after all, Ye Tang said he likes it."

fart!Who likes it!

If it wasn't for trying how to change back, he wouldn't even take these things when they rotted in Yu Xuan's house!

Ye Tang listened in his pocket, cursing in his heart.

It felt like Fu Linfeng moved, as if he wanted to bend down to get those things.

Suddenly he couldn't stand still, and he jumped forward——

Ye Tang panicked instantly, grabbing Fu Linfeng's pocket even harder - he won't fall out!

It seemed that his actions had also attracted Fu Linfeng's attention. Ye Tang felt that his bending was much smaller, and he could barely support him, so he was safe for the time being.

On the contrary, Yu Xuan glanced at Fu Linfeng: "Ah, what's wrong?"

Fearing that Yu Xuan would find out, Ye Tang gripped the fabric even tighter.

"It's okay." He heard Fu Linfeng's voice coming from above his head.

But in the next second, Ye Tang felt that the other party's hand reached into his own pocket——

But Fu Linfeng just found Ye Tang who was nervous, patted him on the back twice lightly with one finger, and then quickly pulled out.

It was like communicating with him silently under Yu Xuan's nose.

Maybe it was the two shots of Fu Linfeng that had an effect, Ye Tang relaxed a little, and only then realized that he was sweating a little.

This feeling is really exciting and weird.

"Oh, as long as it's okay, then I'll help you with this bonsai, and you can carry that bag and banner." At this time Yu Xuan spoke.

"Thank you, I'm sorry." After all, if you really moved the bonsai, you might really be in your pocket, so Fu Linfeng didn't refuse, and thanked him.

"It's all right," the two walked into the elevator together, Yu Xuan thought he was very good at observing words and expressions, and said, "The main reason is that you can't squat down, and I think you have a bad waist."

"Ha!" Ye Tang shuddered and couldn't help laughing.

You, Fu Linfeng, have today too!

This sneer was too short for Yu Xuan to notice.

But Fu Linfeng replied calmly: "It's okay, sometimes it's not."

"Oh... Then you might do more physical therapy." Yu Xuan believed it, "Speaking of which, I seem to remember that Ye Tang knew a similar physical therapist? Isn't he with you now? He wants a contact information... The problem of the waist is not a small problem..."

"..." Ye Tang curled his eyes in Fu Linfeng's pocket.

If it wasn't too scary to stick his head out suddenly now, and he didn't know how to explain it later, he would have come out to scare Yu Xuan now.

"Okay, thank you, I'll ask him later." But Fu Linfeng answered in a very orderly manner.

No, is his waist really bad?

For a moment, Ye Tang almost believed it.

But after thinking about it, what Fu Linfeng said today was something that no human could say, and he immediately rejected this idea.

"Hey, so you are reconciled now? In fact, Xiaoye had no other intentions last night, his temper is just like that..."

!!!

how!

Do you still want to reminisce about the old days!

Alarm bells rang in Ye Tang's heart.

I did not reconcile with him!

We are now a paid service!

I paid for it! ! !

no!This is a matter of principle!Be clear!

In order to show the seriousness of this topic, and at the same time to attract Fu Linfeng's attention, Ye Tang began to make a fuss in his pocket on the premise of not showing his head——

Including but not limited to grabbing and kicking.

"Actually, there is no reconciliation."

Ye Tang heard Fu Linfeng say that.

Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Fu Linfeng continue to say the next sentence with a smile: "But he came to me suddenly today and said that he thought about what happened yesterday and that there was something wrong with him. Let me forgive him. I thought about it." Think, really shouldn’t care about him.”

Ye Tang:? ? ? ? ?

Listen to what this says! ?

no!

Brother, listen to me!

Ye Tang twisted more violently, but when he was about to emerge from Fu Linfeng's pocket, a pair of big hands held him down through the pockets of his clothes——

The warmth of Fu Linfeng's palm seeped through the fabric, and his five fingers clasped lightly to prevent him from moving. Ye Tang couldn't move, and he didn't dare to make a sound, but he still wriggled hard in protest.

Don't believe it!

This old dog talks bullshit!