Master, he is nice and soft

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. .

"How could that old Taoist be so cruel to our cute little Nannan, woo woo woo woo"

"Beizi is miserable too, from childhood to adulthood"

"Mom is so sad that my sons are so miserable, woo woo woo woo"

"Ma'am, you don't have the heart to abuse your son like that."

……

Jiang Yan, who was wearing a messy hair, wiped his tears and hiccupped, flipping through the comments of the latest chapter of "Fu Guijian", and seeing Yishui's woo woo woo, he felt better, and glanced at the phone above. Time struggled to sit up from the bed, rubbed the gum off the corners of his eyes, got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

Jiang Yan, a fat man who eats and waits for death, likes to visit green jj and a certain blog, and is keen to chat with all kinds of male and female CPs from all over the world. Of course, paper people are also very fond of him. Recently, he accidentally He dug out a heart-abusing ancient romance and chased it like crazy. Now the plot happened to develop to a new level of heart-breaking. Last night, he read the thirty-odd chapters he had saved in one go-and then shed tears It flowed until dawn.

Jiang Yan is a person who eats cp and reads novels. Although sweet abuse and sugar shit are not taboo, he still has a kind of honey juice addiction to abuse. He first recollected the plot of the protagonist’s abuse in the novel interface last night. A dozen times, and then rushed to a certain green app to gnaw the latest graphic fan in the tag, and finally ran to a certain station to find several meal replacement clips, and his heart throbbed. After some operations, his heart ached. Almost exhausted--twitching every now and then.

He put his mobile phone on the shelf next to the sink, brushed his teeth and fiddled with the Q&A section of the fan app, when he suddenly noticed that the picture used for a question and answer was a fan picture of his Beizi in red, and he pointed it with great interest. went in.

"Is there any character you feel particularly distressed about? Why?"

The highly praised answer to this question immediately resonated with him - "It's the picture you matched, Beizi is so miserable, the male mother will feel so distressed."

There is also a crying cat head below.

Jiang Yan spat out the froth in his mouth, and with wet hands, he ordered a little red heart for this fellow man, taking advantage of the opportunity to write a tearful comment to the other party, but his wet fingers directly clicked on the comments below.

It's all "no boy moms no boy moms".

The male mother, Jiang Yannu, started from her heart, wiped her pajamas with her hands a few times, then hurriedly picked up her mobile phone and continued to click on the comments below. Could it be that the male mother can't hold her head up like this, her air is shaking and cold.

However, after he was almost sour, he finally found out—it turned out that the male mother was molested by these old women with malicious intentions.

The comments that broke 999 turned out to be full of this sentence. The first few respondents still resisted a few sentences, and then they seemed to have given up and let these female mothers make fun of them. Jiang Yan couldn't bear it, so he clicked on the comment I did the same after sending a message, just as a little consolation to this sympathetic male mother.

He turned off the phone screen and returned to the bedroom, hurriedly put on a long coat to cover the holed T-shirt on his body, hungrily unlocked the phone screen saver and looked at the phone while walking.

As an ordinary social animal, of course this hard-won vacation should be fully utilized. Jiang Yan quickly ran to the pancake and fruit stand at the gate of the community to line up, and planned in his mind while eating melons like Weibo. Well, what are you going to do today.

When he was sweating profusely eating a star who was suspected to be starring in the Dangai drama, a WeChat message popped up on his phone, and his friend Jimei Xiao Wu sent him a message.

"Have you read the latest chapter of Fu Gui?"

"Look! Mua, you are uneasy and kind enough to deliberately trick me into eating a knife." Jiang Yan pressed the nine-key input method in grief and indignation.

"Just to pull you and me to cry together hhhhh"

"It's so bad, how can it be so miserable, woo woo woo, I feel like my heart is going to die of pain 1555551"

"Yeah, it's so miserable, both of them are miserable, but when I see the reaction of you, a male mother, I'm hhhhhh"

"? Human words??"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Male mother can't stand up, can't she be trembling and cold?"

"Yes hhhhhh(?)"

"????"

"Srds, Nannan and Beizi are all like this, I'm so curious why Hehe"

"Ning's topic turned too quickly hhhhhh"

"? I'm going to make a fuss"

"It's not that it's not that it's not that hhhhh anyway, it will be updated tonight, just look at vans"

"Too"

Jiang Yan took a bite of the hot pancakes, walked back to the unit building swaying, and entered the elevator. The screen of the mobile phone was still full of netizens eating melons. When the elevator started, it made a slight buzzing sound. Jiang Yan tied up the plastic bag of pancakes and rummaged through hot searches.

"An elevator crash occurred in a community in Shanghai. Fortunately, there were no casualties." This trending search airborne to the top of the trending search after he refreshed it, and a hot word was added next to it. Jiang Yan clicked in and glanced at it before exiting Come.

This kind of thing won't happen to me, just look at it casually.The society animal fat house with no ambitions and short-sightedness thinks so.

Then the elevator got stuck.

When the elevator lights went out, he hadn't realized what happened. It took two or three seconds to realize that the elevator was malfunctioning. Combined with the news he just saw, Jiang Yan's adrenaline surged immediately, but he pressed the button calmly. Press the emergency button.

Fortunately, the property management in this community is still very dedicated. It took less than 1 minute to respond after pressing the emergency call. It seemed that it was just a simple elevator malfunction. The property management appeased Jiang Yan and told him that the maintenance personnel had arrived to him.

Hearing this, Jiang Yan felt relieved, tremblingly squeezed the pancake fruit that was still steaming in his hands, and stared intently at the only red floor number in the dark.

He has a bit of claustrophobia, and he can't stay in a small and dark space for too long, otherwise he will have shortness of breath and a soaring heartbeat. The reason is that when he was a child, he was accidentally locked in the school equipment room and was rescued by school security. When he came out, it was said that he seemed to have stepped into the gate of hell.

Now he can hear his beating heart beating against his eardrums, and the surrounding darkness seems to turn into reality and surround him, not daring to think about it anymore, Jiang Yan tries to shift his attention to observe the trembling floor number .

Wait, trembling?

Jiang Yan suddenly realized something, he could no longer hold the pancake fruit, and just when he let go, the trembling "14" decreased rapidly.

……

"No, sir, I just died like this." Jiang Yan's first reaction when he regained his consciousness was a helpless complaint.

The complaints that I thought were helpless were suddenly taken over by a gentle and soft voice: "Xiao Yan is dreaming again?"

Ok? !

Jiang Yan hurriedly opened his eyes, and what came into view was the wooden ceiling and the wooden window that was so big that he could jump back and forth several times. The unfamiliar environment made him sit up suddenly, but the tear from his scalp The cracking pain made him lie back down again.

The voice seemed to be taken aback by his movement, and approached.

"It's not that I've never seen you look so lazy, so don't be in such a hurry." The man's voice gradually approached, and finally overlapped with the face of a typical handsome man in ancient costume.

Fuck handsome guy!This thought flashed through Jiang Yan's mind, and then sat up carefully avoiding his hair, only then did he see what kind of environment he was around.

The casually decorated room exudes a sense of laziness. The handsome guy is wearing light yellow clothes that look good in material. He is sitting on a stool by the round table and laughing at himself half lying on the imperial concubine couch. .

It seems that he is wearing a bad book, Jiang Yan grabbed his long hair knowingly, um, it is black and soft, and his face should look good too, but he doesn't know if he will be messed with by his apprentice or something.

"I'll go to Pingji Gate in a few days, you have to be careful in the pavilion, don't accidentally eat the elixir refined by the disciple." The handsome guy still said with a smile.

Say less and make less mistakes, Jiang Yan was thinking about the essentials of Chapter 1 in his heart, but he suddenly realized the information in the other party's words. Concealed excitement:

"Pingji Gate! Can I go??"

The handsome guy was a little surprised, the smile on his face paused for a moment, and then stretched out again.

"Of course, then you are ready to prepare, it will be at the end of this month."

"Ok!"

After sending the handsome guy away, Jiang Yan happily lay back on her imperial concubine's couch, fiddled with her long hair with one hand, and analyzed the current situation a little.

Pingjimen is the sect of the protagonist in "Fu Guijian". Just now the handsome guy said that this is the pavilion, so this should be the Huiqing Pavilion with a high degree of intimacy with the Pingjimen. According to the tone of the handsome guy just now and his body The clothes are probably elders or above, and Jiang Wei, the owner of the Qing Pavilion who goes to Pingjimen to visit relatives all day long, will do this, but he doesn't know what his identity is now.

Huiqing Pavilion doesn't have much ink in the book, but it will be pulled out for a walk when it encounters a plot that needs to be healed or looking for a elixir.When he read the book, he naturally focused on the protagonist, and he really didn't know much about this sect.

Thinking of Jiang Yan getting off the imperial concubine's couch, he searched himself for a long time but couldn't find a badge or anything, so he turned to any cabinet in the room where things could be hidden, and after rummaging through the boxes for a while, he finally found himself under the imperial concubine's couch just lying down Touched a life card.

The fate card is small and exquisite, it looks like it is made of a piece of warm yellow jade, it is not much different from the shape of the dark green fate card hanging around Jiang Wei's waist, Jiang Yan looked down at the goose yellow clothes on his body, somehow thought of leeks Scrambled eggs.

On one side of the Egg Destiny Card is engraved the word "Hui Qing" in regular script, and on the other side is the word "Qing Yun" in full swing.Jiang Yan pondered for a long time before digging out something about "Qingyun" from his memory - there was a very unruly elder in Huiqing Pavilion called Qingyun.

Elder Qing Yun, a well-known "both doctor and poisoner" in the cultivation world, had two or three words in the scene of detoxifying his youngest son Zheng Nanhuai.Although he is a master of both medicine and poison, but in the few descriptions in the book, it can be seen that he is a casual and undisciplined character, which is also consistent with the style of painting in this room. Apart from medical skills and poison theory, it seems that alchemy Pretty awesome, nothing else.

Jiang Yan rubbed his forehead with a headache, turned around and tidied up the messy room he had turned over.

However, he used to do the same thing every weekend, and Jiang Yan felt sweaty all over his body, and his heart beat too fast. He hurriedly stopped to support the edge of the table, and he stopped for more than ten seconds before he could suppress this tiredness. go down.

Damn, why is the body of this doctor who is both a doctor and a poisoner so good? Does it mean that those who really seek medical treatment don't heal themselves? ?

He muttered a few times angrily, straightened up, and was about to go out again to look around, when he turned around, he saw a handsome young man in a pure white student suit standing three steps away from the door, half-bending respectfully He arched his waist and saluted.

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