rather bend than bend

Xiao Bufan grabbed him, "Look at your posture, you are not pretending to be a lady, keep your legs apart, don't hold your chest up, and bend your back!"

Sa Xing was slapped by the other party as a disabled person with a stooped back and shoulders, but even so, he didn't look like a man in the other party's eyes.

Xiao Bufan shook his head in disappointment, "You don't look like a man yourself, so you imply that you don't like women. This is an obvious mental illness. Starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to be a man!"

"Thank you... ah!" Slapped on the back, Sa Xing almost spit out his lungs.

"Speak up, don't be a bitch! A man should speak energetically, and he can be called a man with force." Xiao Bufan brought out the routine he had been trained in.

"Yes! Thank you, Brother Xiao!" Sa Xing yelled at the top of his voice.

"That's right, that's how it should be, don't let me hear your mosquito voice again."

Sa Xing nodded gratefully, stretched his neck and said, "I got it!" I couldn't help but glance at the other party, brother Xiao is indeed a man among men, and he will definitely be able to learn well by following him!

Xiao Bufan couldn't stand his adoring eyes, he lay down on the bed and said, "You seem to be a different person, didn't you hate me before?"

"I don't hate you, I just don't want to get too..." close to you.

Xiao Bufan seemed to understand, "Okay, let's go to sleep today."

"I'll go over there."

Xiao Bufan saw him walking towards the sofa, he thought it would be fine, but then he pulled him back, "Lie on the bed together, you have to remember, don't deliberately exclude men, otherwise you will imply that you are more interested in men. Curious." This person deliberately sneered at him, and was mean and cold-blooded towards the male staff, all of which were to cover up his secret.

"Think about it, what's so good about a man, no breasts and no butt, you have what he has, if you want to see it, just look in the mirror."

"Hmm!" Although these words are rough, Sa Xing just thinks it is convincing to say it from Brother Xiao's mouth.

Xiao Bufan said again, "Besides, men and women are 'convex' and 'concave', so you can only do it on the bed. If you are facing a man, you can't even find the 'place'."

Actually... you can actually find it.Saxing didn't dare to say these words, he was almost drowned by these obscene words.

Seeing him hanging on the edge of the bed while clutching the sheets, Xiao Bufan was angry and funny, "Tell me honestly, have you ever thought about suicide?" One of them said "Kill me" Xiao Bufan couldn't believe that he hadn't thought about it.

Sa Xing grasped the edge of the bed, and nodded after a long time, "Occasionally."

"Only once in a while?" Xiao Bufan couldn't believe it, "Then have you ever really done it?"

"No...no..."

"Really do not have?"

The other person's face suddenly approached, and Sa Xing fell off the bed in fright, "Ah!"

"You idiot!" Xiao Bufan hurriedly grabbed him, and when he saw a big red spot on his forehead, he immediately jumped out of bed to get ice cubes.He is really weaker than a woman, and he can knock himself like this through a carpet.

"It's okay, it's okay, I do this often, I'm used to it." Sa Xing smiled awkwardly.

Xiao Bufan applied ice cubes to him while watching his expression, "How old are you this year?"

"24."

"I'm almost ten years older than you." At 33 years old, Xiao Bufan felt old.

Sa Xing didn't believe it, "You're lying." This man was at most three or two years older than him.Oh, by the way, he is the eldest brother's classmate.

Xiao Bufan knocked his head amusedly, thinking that he was still a child after all.He had acted like an old gentleman until tonight, and once disarmed he fell back into his nature.

"But don't test pilots retire after the age of 30?" Sa Xing knows the business better.

Xiao Bufan raised his eyebrows proudly, "Because I am the ace."

"You are amazing!" Sa Xing's eyes flashed with admiration again.

You are so cute, Xiao Bufan said heartily.Well, such a cute kid, he will definitely hone him into a real man!

What's wrong with being gay?In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, but there is no family, no children, no blessings from family and friends, and no tolerance from this world.To sum it up, there is no happiness.Xiao Bufan thought that he didn't need to say these words, the other party should understand.

When I woke up in the morning, I didn't see anyone around me. Sure enough, that guy lay on the ground for another night.

"Wake up, it's time to go home." Xiao Bufan stretched out his foot and kicked his ass.

Sa Xing muttered twice, turned around and hid his head under the quilt, only half of his face was exposed.Hearing the voice, he opened his eyes in a daze, his black and white eyeballs rolled around and said, "Good morning."

Xiao Bufan's heart skipped a beat, could this child not be so cute.

"I washed my face and went back. I still don't know how to explain it to your family."

Sa Xing suddenly panicked, stepped on the quilt and fell down again.

Xiao Bufan knew what he was afraid of, "I said that I would not tell anyone that when you go back, you will act as if nothing happened and everything will be as usual."

"Brother Xiao, will you really help me? You won't go back on your word, will you?" Sa Xing looked at the other party nervously.

Xiao Bufan raised his hand to make a promise, "I, Xiao Bufan, will do what I say."

"You... won't you look down on me?" Sa Xing looked down at his toes.

"If I look down on you, I won't help you."

"Um!"

When he was ready to go out, Xiao Bufan found that the other party was wearing shoes on bare feet, "Where are your socks?"

Sa Xing shook his head, "No, I didn't wash last night."

"Are they dirty?" Xiao Bufan found the pair of socks beside the bed. Not only were they not dirty, they looked like new ones, and they had no smell.

Sa Xing saw that he went to sniff his socks, so he rushed to grab them.

"Put it on!" Xiao Bufan ordered.

"I don't want to wear unwashed..."

"I said put it on!" Whoever said overnight socks can't be worn, he's still not a man!Xiao Bufan wanted him to put on these "dirty" socks no matter what, as if this was the first step of a man's "sweat" test.

Under his harsh words, Sa Xing could only obediently take off his shoes and prepare to put on socks.

"Put it on!"

Sa Xing stared at the pair of socks, not to mention wearing them, he also thought they stink in his hands.

"One minute, you haven't put it on yet, let's see how I clean you up!" Xiao Bufan started to look at his watch while talking.

"I wear..." Sweat was dripping from Sa Xing's forehead. Since he was a child, he never wore the same pair of socks two days in a row, which was killing him.

"You can't die!" Xiao Bufan said through gritted teeth.

Sa Xing wiped off his sweat and continued to work hard, but his trembling hands couldn't be controlled. After 2 minutes, he still didn't put his socks on his feet.

"I still don't believe it!" Xiao Bufan snatched the thing in his hand, pushed him away, then hugged those two feet regardless of his struggle, and put the two socks on.The white and thin feet really don't look like a man!

"Hurry up!"

Sa Xing wanted to walk fast, but after putting on those socks, he felt like needles were pricking the soles of his feet, and every step he took was very difficult.

Xiao Bufan turned around and rushed towards the person who was behind, kicking his heel to force him to separate his legs, "If you are a man, don't pinch your legs for me. Look, look like me."

Sa Xing hurriedly imitated his "foreign horoscope" to walk, but it's a pity that Huahu is not an anti-dog, not at all the courage of instructor Xiao to walk like the wind, but like a penguin swaying from side to side.

"Take a big step, follow me, and follow me no matter how far I take."

"OK!"

Xiao Bufan turned his head and saw a person who fell on all fours, "You are so stupid!"

"I...my legs are not as long as yours." The idiot still wanted to quibble.

"Get up, come again! Like me, shake your hands... You are learning from zombies, aren't you!"

Sa Xing was sprayed with saliva all over his face, but he didn't dare to wipe it off. He had to maintain a Handan toddler posture under the other party's lust.

Along the way, the hotel waiter only saw a manly man followed by a... robot?

"Xiaoyue..." Seeing the other party's stare, Sa Xing cleared his throat and tried again, "Xiaoyue, Xiaochen, I'm back!"

Sa Chen hurriedly supported the pregnant woman who fell, "Xing'er, you...you are really energetic today." The two sisters looked at each other, why did he talk like a yell today?

Back home, Sa Xing's hands and hands were already sore.When his instructor was surrounded by his family members, he hurried back to his human form and rushed into the bathroom, taking a shower, washing his feet and socks!

"Tell me, where did you take Xing'er last night!"

"Wine... hotel." Xiao Bufan was almost killed by the saliva of the two women.

"Wine...hotel—?!"

The shrill voices of the women shattered the glass windows. Xiao Bufan thought that he was about to die with honor, but he didn't expect the dominatrix to disappear the next moment, and he saw the gentle second sister and the lovely fourth sister again.

"Breakfast is ready, Brother Xiao, come and eat." "Let's have a cup of coffee to refresh yourself first." "Second sister, tonight I will cook bullwhip...I mean oxtail soup." "Bull...not good, Tiger whip...Tiger tail." "I'll call and order right away."

Facing the two women who turned faces faster than pages, Xiao Bufan obviously couldn't stand it.Where did that guy Saxing go?

The students were away, so Xiao Bufan happened to be talking to his family, "Second sister, fourth sister, can I stay here for a while, I have something to do, if it's inconvenient..."

Sa Chen dropped the spoon in his hand, tugged on the second sister's sleeve and said blankly, "He called us second sister and fourth sister."

Sa Yue slowly approached the man in front of her, and suddenly raised her hand.

Xiao Bufan quickly backed away, it's fine if he disagrees, there's no need to hit someone.

The second sister clapped her chins and clapped her hands, "Sister Mei, clean up the room." Then she clapped twice, "Uncle Ding, see what Mr. Xiao is short of and go buy it immediately." Papapa, "Dongzai, prepare a car." The car is for Mr. Xiao." Papapa, "Annie, open a black card and give it to Mr. Xiao." Please feel free to swipe.

Xiao Bufan pointed to the tip of his nose, "Excuse me, is Mr. Xiao referring to me?"

"Brother Xiao!" Sa Chen looked at Brother Xiao tearfully, "Welcome!"

Do you understand what it means? Xiao Bufan looked back at his students.

Sa Xing shook his head, but he thought it was because his family liked Big Brother Xiao very much.