After the great god became a brain fan

Lin Mo had only tried to pursue women before, but this was the first time for this man, and he didn't know what to do, but he thought, since it was all about pursuing, the steps should be the same.It's a pity that he doesn't have the courage to confess his love yet, so... let's start with "showing courtesy".

Ever since, the methods commonly used to pick up girls began to appear frequently by Ning Xiuyuan's side, such as...

Ning Xiuyuan looked at the small pot of daisies in Lin Mo's hands, and narrowed his eyes in confusion.

"You are..."

"Ah, it's a gift from a reader," Lin Mo said with an innocent look on his face, and said the excuse he had prepared before, "Didn't I say on Weibo that I like to grow flowers and plants? Then readers often I am very happy to send the potted plants to the editor and let her hand them over to them, but recently the balcony has been piled up with potted plants, and I really can’t put them down, but it would be a pity to throw them away, so..."

Raising his eyebrows, Ning Xiuyuan felt it was funny, but at the same time couldn't help but sigh with emotion at Mo Da's popularity: "So you plan to give it to me?"

"Yes, it is like that!"

"That's it..." Ning Xiuyuan nodded understandingly, "Then thank you!"

Reaching out to take the delicate flower in Lin Mo's hand, Ning Xiuyuan smiled in a good mood.The light yellow daisy is like a little sun, which makes people feel warm just looking at it, but what is warmer than the daisy is Ning Xiuyuan's heartwarming smile.

Lin Mo looked at the smile on Ning Xiuyuan's mouth obsessively, and his heart beat a little off the normal track.He touched his nose uncomfortably, but secretly made up his mind that in order to see such beauty often, he must stick to the method of sending flowers!

It's just that Lin Mo forgot that there is a word called "the extreme must be reversed", so, after the act of sending flowers lasted for two weeks...

Ning Xiuyuan looked at the crabapple flower held in front of him, and parted his mouth in embarrassment, his slightly frowning brows seemed to be expressing his distress.

"Um... why don't you tell the readers to stop sending potted plants?" Ning Xiuyuan took the potted crabapple in Lin Mo's hand feebly, and sighed, "The Shiduo store already provided flowers. The sale, plus the quantity you sent in two weeks...there is no place to put it at home."

"what?"

Lin Mo, who hadn't expected such a phenomenon at all, was a little dumbfounded.He chose to send potted flowers at the beginning because he thought potted plants would be more natural than sending bouquets, but he didn't consider the fact that potted plants are more durable than bouquets.Staring at the gorgeous petals of the crabapple in embarrassment, Lin Mo nodded embarrassedly.

"I, I see, I will post on Weibo later."

The flower delivery plan failed.

Another example……

Lin Mo has always believed in the saying "If you want to grab someone's heart, you must first grab his stomach." This is because all of his previous girlfriends were convinced by this method, so he plans to do it again. Use this method to attack!

"Ayuan! I just baked an apple pie! It's hot! I'll send it to the store for you soon!"

After speaking loudly to Ning Xiuyuan on the phone, Lin Mo immediately hung up the phone without waiting for a reply.Pat the insulated box that has been prepared, he is full of confidence in his craft!

only……

He blew lightly on the apple pie, then took a careful bite, the apple puree without the wrapper immediately overflowed, with a sweet aroma.Ning Xiuyuan, who was a little burned, subconsciously exhaled a few breaths, and swallowed it hastily until it was barely too hot. In an instant, the sweet and greasy taste filled the whole mouth.

"How's it going? Is it delicious?" Lin Mo stared at Ning Xiuyuan with wide-eyed eyes, with no concealed expectation in his tone.

"Ah..." Ning Xiuyuan's expression didn't seem very good, but he still habitually opened the corners of his mouth and nodded at Lin Mo, "The taste is not bad, people who like desserts should like it very much."

"It would be even better with black tea!" Lin Mo, one of the lovers of sweets, was obviously delighted by Ning Xiuyuan's words, and immediately echoed.He himself took out a piece of apple pie from the insulated box, took a bite carefully, enjoyed the hot taste, and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

——It seems that the dessert strategy is feasible to continue!

However, just as Lin Mo was thinking this way, he suddenly found out from the corner of his eye that Ning Xiuyuan hadn't touched the incubator after eating the piece in his hand.He raised his head in doubt, and looked at the person in front of him in puzzlement.

"Why don't you eat? You're welcome, there are many more!"

"Thank you, but that's enough," Ning Xiuyuan wiped his hands with a paper towel, and explained a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I don't like sweets very much, and it's enough to taste them once in a while."

"Huh? How come!?" Lin Mo, who hadn't considered this at all, couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Then what do you like to eat as a snack? Tell me, I'll do it!"

Looking at the seriousness in Lin Mo's eyes in a funny way, Ning Xiuyuan joked, "What's the matter? Your cooking addiction happened again?"

"...I guess that's the case!" Lin Mo's eyes wandered for a while, and the next second Lin Mo answered loudly unconsciously, trying to conceal his real intentions, "Don't worry about it so much, just say it quickly!"

"Then thank you for your kindness first, but... I actually prefer to eat junk food than snacks. Ha, I'm sorry, I appreciate your kindness." Pushing his glasses embarrassingly , Ning Xiuyuan suddenly thought of something, and stood up suddenly, "By the way, I remember that there is a bag of black tea that someone gave me in the shop. Wait for me, I will come to make a pot of tea."

Looking dumbfounded at Ning Xiuyuan's entry into Shiduo's shop, Lin Mo was in a daze.

The gourmet plan failed.

Another example……

It was extremely difficult to grab two tickets for the latest American sci-fi movie. Lin Mo looked at the numbers side by side and smiled a little complacently.

He had tried it before, and knew that Ning Xiuyuan liked to watch movies, so he went to investigate the most popular movie recently, and even squeezed out the time code to save the script on the day of the movie screening, just to have the opportunity for the two of them to go out together. It feels like a date.As long as he thought of this, Lin Mo couldn't help grinning silly.

In a happy mood, he took the movie ticket and went to the store to find Ning Xiuyuan. Lin Mo could actually make an appointment on the phone, but he just likes to talk face-to-face with Ning Xiuyuan.

"Sunday at 6 o'clock?" Ning Xiuyuan took the movie ticket in Lin Mo's hand hesitantly, carefully looked at the time written on it, and then pushed it back embarrassedly, "Sorry, I just promised my former colleague that day party, so..."

As if a bucket of cold water had been poured on his heart, the smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly froze, Lin Mo blinked, but he didn't give up: "It's okay, it's okay, we can make an appointment next time, there is another show of this movie on Monday. "

"That, although it's very disappointing to you..." Touching his nose, Ning Xiuyuan always felt that he seemed a little too much, "I really like watching movies, but compared to the dark scenes in movie theaters, I I prefer to watch it on my computer at home..."

His body froze, Lin Mo looked at the serious Ning Xiuyuan, and the movie ticket in his hand suddenly wrinkled and pinched.

The movie project fizzled out.

……

There are too many scenes like this. After failing many times, Lin Mo finally couldn't help crying on the table—the girlfriend who was the most difficult to deal with in my impression was not as rough as this time Ah egg!

Rubbing his head on the table in a half-dead way, Lin Mo really didn't understand why the tried-and-true method suddenly failed?Thinking of spending so much energy and so much time pursuing it, but getting nothing at all, Lin Mo couldn't help scratching his hair irritably. He didn't know what to do next!

After lying on the table for a long time, Lin Mo finally couldn't help but ask for foreign help.I saw him skillfully calling up the discussion group created last time, typing the next line of words in a "snack".

Stranger: Please help, please come and tell me how to pursue a man!Labor and management are about to collapse, hurry up, wait online!

It may be that neither of them happened to be there. After Lin Mo uttered this sentence, the discussion group was quiet for a long time.Lin Mo stared at the chat window with a look of disbelief. You must know that these two people have been stationed in front of the computer all year round!

Reluctantly asked again, but still no one answered, Lin Mo died.

Lying down on the table weakly again, Lin Mo was thinking about calling someone directly, but at this moment, the system prompt sounded suddenly, causing him to straighten his back immediately!

My sister’s handsome Du Niang can’t be found: I just woke up from a nap and saw you asked, although I really want to complain about you habitually, but for the sake of your rare seriousness, forget it this time ╮(￣▽ ￣")╭

Seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but his eyes lit up. Who is Tan Xiangxiang? This guy is a 13-year-old senior rotten girl!For men and men to fall in love with those methods are simply at your fingertips?So he got into a fight with Lin Mo, who was in a hurry.

Stranger Things: Please enlighten me, Miss Xiang!

However, Lin Mo was destined to be disappointed this time.It is true that Tan Xiangxiang has come into contact with many danmei publications, but no matter how rich the theory is, the actual combat is still a scum, so this is embarrassing.

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: cough cough, although I really want to help you, but... I have never pursued a man, and I don't know if you ask me.

Twitching the corners of his mouth, Lin Mo stared at the screen for a while, obviously unwilling to believe it, until his eyes started to feel sore, then he blinked and typed on the keyboard again.

Stranger Things: Please tell me how you met your man!

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: Hey!It's my husband who picks me up!

——So what's the use of you!

The disappointed Lin Mo couldn't help but growl.Rubbing his forehead with a headache, Lin Mo felt that perhaps it would be better for him to think of a way than to waste time here. How can he say that he is also a great god, so do he write less emotional scenes?He didn't believe that he still couldn't handle Ning Xiuyuan!

Sister's handsome Du Niang can't be found: Well, although I have no experience, I can give advice.

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: For example, why don't you read Tanmei novels?It’s also good to study the methods in it. If necessary, I can recommend a few books to you. The one that Chu Yi finished recently is not bad!

Just when Lin Mo was about to close the chat port, Tan Xiangxiang's sudden words made Lin Mo's eyes light up, who had already given up hope on her!He suddenly realized that he tapped his fists, as if enlightened, his head that had been restless for so long finally worked again!

--yes!Just go to Danmeiwen to find a way!Although many of the novels are bullshit, there are still stories close to reality after all!Those can be regarded as the experience summed up by the predecessors!

Lin Mo, who already had an idea, couldn't help laughing out loud. He touched his chin, and then tapped the keyboard with his hands excitedly.

Molu: Sister Xiang, you are so witty!Seeking introduction!Please recommend!

My sister's handsome Du Niang can't be found: So I went to read Chu Yi's article!That guy will break through and become a god after a few hundred more actions, okay?If it doesn't work, call him frantically!I don't believe that you two brothers and sisters can't think of a way together!

Thinking that Chu Yi is actually in the pursuit stage just like himself, Lin Mo couldn't help but smile. He rubbed his messy hair just now, and tapped the next line.

Molu: Thank you, Tan Xiangxiang, although it's very hypocritical, but...it's good to know you.

The author has something to say: I have been working overtime this week, but the editor arranged for me a list of 2. I really can’t make it in time, so I will put two short stories in the next chapter to support it, and then I will replace it with the main text QAQ

The first one is a recent new code, it has not been completed yet, I plan to release it first to see how the response is, if you are interested, you can bookmark the column of the bad author, and it may be published at any time. The second one is a short literary short story published before, everyone Just smile, don’t complain ^ε^

I can't hold it anymore, the bad author is going to sleep, good night

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