After the great god became a brain fan

--yes!I remembered, I bumped into my apprentice when I was going home last night, and then...it seemed like I fell drunk like this! ?

Lin Mo actually discovered just now that he was not wearing the clothes he was wearing last night, and his body also felt like it had been washed, and there was also a faint smell of his own shower gel.Touching his face, Lin Mo feebly remembered what he had just seen in the mirror, and who had removed all the makeup on his face.

"Damn it! It's a mistake to drink! I don't know what happened afterwards!" Lin Mo grabbed his hair in pain, and couldn't help but hate again why he had to drink so much last night.

And when Lin Mo was still in distress, suddenly, at some point, the phone on the bedside table rang suddenly, scaring Lin Mo who was thinking about something.He patted his chest to calm himself down a little, then picked up the phone and looked down, it was Tan Xiangxiang's incoming call.

"Hey?"

"Momo, Momo, are you awake!" The noisy voice invaded Lin Mo's eardrums, making him feel that the already painful headache was even worse. He silently took the phone away until the voice on the other end quieted down Only then did we get close again.

"Ah, I woke up, even if I didn't wake up, I was woken up by your voice."

"..." There was a sudden silence on the phone for a few seconds. Before Lin Mo felt that what he just said was too much, a louder noise rang out in the next second, "What do you mean! I'm kind enough to call Calling to express condolences to you! Thinking that you probably can’t remember what happened last night, I planned to tell you! But you! Hmph! I’m angry! Goodbye!”

After finishing speaking, Tan Xiangxiang hung up the phone...

Looking at the phone that ended the call in astonishment, Lin Mo's ears were still buzzing, but what Tan Xiangxiang said just now impacted his thoughts.

— This guy knows what happened last night! ?

Years of understanding allowed Lin Mo to immediately tell that the other party was not really angry, but wanted to use messages to arouse his interest and let him call again. Unfortunately, although he knew the other party's purpose, he still couldn't help but feel like this. She wished.No way, who made him really care about it!What happened last night!

Skillfully found Tan Xiangxiang's contact number from the phone book, clicked to call, almost as soon as he got through, the other party answered the phone, which made Lin Mo couldn't help saying "Sure enough" silently in his heart.

"Why are you calling! Hmph, I'm still angry!" He snorted pretentiously, but the man who had just finished washing the dishes clearly saw his wife holding back her smile, and his whole face seemed to be full of anger. It was about to be distorted, and Niuniu was so frightened that she didn't dare to approach it.

"Dear Miss Tan, I was wrong, I was so wrong, I deserved to die if I was wrong, and I beg you to forgive me for a while." Helplessly cooperating with Tan Xiangxiang's tricks, Lin Mo expressed himself in front of Tan Xiangxiang. There has never been such a thing as face.

"Hmph, for the sake of your sincere apology, I will forgive you!" Holding back her laughter, Tan Xiangxiang faintly showed signs of breaking her skills, and she pretended to cough a few times to cover up that she was about to speak out. "Ahem, since you know your mistake, I'll tell you what happened last night."

Rolling his eyes silently, Lin Mo despised Tan Xiangxiang's naive trick, but at the same time pretended to be very surprised: "Miss Tan, you are really magnanimous!"

……

After listening to Tan Xiangxiang's report, Lin Mo was in a bad mood.

Silently hanging up the phone, he sat on the bed in a daze for a while, and suddenly buried his face under the blanket, trying to suffocate himself to death.

——Ahhhhh!So stupid, so stupid!What a shame!

He did wonder if he was brought home by his apprentice, after all, he was the last person he saw, but he thought that the other party did not have his address, and then he overturned this guess.

——I didn’t expect this conjecture to be true!Not only that, the other party also discovered his true identity!I go!When I think of my apprentice knowing that I have makeup on, I feel that the whole person is not good!What would he think of himself?so gay! ?

His face was distorted in an instant, and Lin Mo buried himself in the quilt in self-pity and remained motionless until he was out of breath...

Jumping up from the bed suddenly, Lin Mo got out of bed suddenly and went into the bathroom again, brushed his teeth and washed his face quickly, and then slapped himself on the face.

——Anyway, I already knew it, so I just explained to him the reason for my makeup, and just stopped by to say thank you!Hmm, Lin Mo, don't forget that you are his idol!He's not in a hurry to curry favor with you!How could I despise you!

One of the habits of Aquarius is that they like to do what they say, because Lin Mo, who has decided on the next itinerary, immediately asked Tan Xiangxiang for the address of the other party, and then dressed and went out.When I got to the first floor, I thought that it would not be good to go there empty-handed, so I made a temporary turn and walked to the fruit shop closest to the community.

When Lin Mo appeared in front of Ning Xiuyuan's house carrying a watermelon, he suddenly became nervous again.Uneasy tugging at his collar, Lin Mo swallowed.

——Say, let’s talk about what do I want to say when I meet someone later?Hi, Excuse me?No, no, um... hello, my name is Lin Mo, and I'm the one I bumped into last night, right!an egg!Why do I have to worry about these things?Obviously he is the one who should be nervous!I'm his idol!

Lin Mo, who had figured it out, pressed the doorbell outside the door vigorously, then subconsciously straightened the collar that he had just messed up, and waited for his apprentice to come out with a look of surprise on his face.

It's just... 1 minute later, the door was still closed, and there was no movement at all inside the door.Frowning, the unwilling Lin Mo rang the doorbell again, but there was still no movement at the door.

Staring at the door strangely, Lin Mo, who suddenly remembered something, put the watermelon he had been carrying on the ground, and then took out his phone to look. At 11:23, the opening time of the Shiduo store has already passed by this time.

Fuxing his forehead, Lin Mo felt that his thinking must have been affected by the residual alcohol, otherwise, how could he not have thought of this, and why did he choose to buy watermelon? Obviously apples are also good, and watermelons are heavy and big It's like exercising your arms!

He stared bitterly at the big watermelon on the ground, endured it, and finally resigned to his fate and asked to go downstairs again, intending to head towards the store.It seems that Lin Mo's IQ is really affected by the residual alcohol, otherwise he can come back later when Ning Xiuyuan returns home. After all, Shiduodian is at the back door of the community, and the distance is not close...

With great difficulty, he appeared in front of Shiduo's store with a "burden". Lin Mo, who was already covered in sweat, looked more and more embarrassed.Probably because he realized that he was ugly now, Lin Mo took out a tissue to wipe off his sweat, and then smoothed the clothes with his hands.After straightening his collar again, Lin Mo summoned up his courage and walked into the store.

"Hello, welcome...Huh? It's you." The movement of the sensor door caught Ning Xiuyuan's attention. He said the welcome words habitually, but was stunned when he saw the person clearly.

"You, hello." Subconsciously straightened his back, Lin Mo realized that he suddenly didn't know what to say, so he put the watermelon on the cash register, "Send it, it's for you!"

Ning Xiuyuan: Huh?

A few minutes later, Lin Mo, who was sitting under the lounge chair at the entrance of the store, holding half of the watermelon, suddenly wanted to bury his face in the watermelon and not come out.

——What's going on now that one person digs and eats half of the watermelon! ?The promised story of seeing an idol and getting excited is unspeakable! ?

The author has something to say: La la la, I suddenly feel better. The bad author doesn't know why hahahaha, anyway, I wish everyone happy!

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