After the great god became a brain fan

Because Chu Yi had to report to University A the next day, the three of them disbanded after five o'clock.Lin Mo watched the two people who happened to be on the same road get on the bus, shrugged, turned and walked back home.

The temperature in summer is always unbearable, and the heat of the sun still hanging in the air is still there, and the orange-red light covers the city.Lin Mo looked up at the red-stained sky, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his forehead.

-It looks really hot, the damn weather...

Because he told Shu Sicong not to run today during lunch, Lin Mo, who had nothing to do, thought about it, but finally couldn't resist the temptation of the air conditioner, and decided to go home early.

On the way, I went to the vegetable market. It happened that the pork boss had a big discount on pork for a happy event. Lin Mo, who bought cheap and delicious meat, walked back to the community in a good mood.When passing the store that was resold by Uncle Li, Lin Mo was surprised to find that there was movement in the store that had been closed for so long!

When Lin Mo went out at noon today, he walked through the back door of the community. He didn't pass by the Shiduo store there, so he didn't know when the store started to be renovated. Now he suddenly saw the store door open, and several men carried The paint bucket was painting the wall, and I was really scared for a moment.

The men doing the painting looked about in their 30s, each wearing a one-piece apron and white gloves on their hands.Among them was the youngest man who seemed to be the leader of the group, as the others would turn around from time to time to ask him something.

The man was also painting the wall with a brush. From the angle he was standing at, Lin Mo could only see his side face, wearing a pair of glasses and looking gentle, with a smile on his lips.

Lin Mo scanned the entire store. Although he is not an expert in decoration, anyone with a discerning eye can tell that those few people are laymen.

Feeling chilled by such a playful decoration, Lin Mo was suddenly worried whether Uncle Li's store could open as he expected.Feeling that he seemed to be a little meddling, Lin Mo shook his head, and then walked towards home with a handful of ingredients.

……

Because he was in a good mood and the ingredients were good today, Lin Mo cooked a large table of food in one go, and he sighed in satisfaction until his stomach was full.Lying on the sofa with a big belly, he conveniently placed the laptop on his lap, and habitually boarded the Penguin Queen.

The avatar of the "group" was still beating violently as usual. Lin Mo glanced at the icon and was about to ignore it habitually, but suddenly remembered that "Yuan" had just joined the group yesterday and his momentary brain twitching behavior.

——Although what happened yesterday was fooled by me, but it would be strange to let it go with Tan Xiangxiang's pissy nature!

Unconsciously imagining what that funny guy would do, Lin Mo couldn't help shaking, and finally resigned to his fate and clicked on the chat window.

——Don't worry, don't worry, what if the little guy is bullied by that douchebag?The little guy is the one I cover!

He never thought about the fact that the little guy in his mouth could be an adult...

Opening the chat window anxiously, the group was as lively as he had imagined, and the one who swiped the screen the most was Tan Xiangxiang's teaser.It's just that who can tell him who is the person who answered Tan Xiangxiang's question obediently! ?What about the bullying scene! ?

I thought I would see Tan Xiangxiang teasing the little guy desperately, but Lin Mo also planned to come down from the sky to rescue the good apprentice who was in a weak state!What kind of trouble is this joyful scene! ?

The group was chatting about miscellaneous topics. Although the group was opened to discuss the book written by Mo Da, but more often they were talking about their own daily routines. Just like now, everyone seems to have forgotten what happened yesterday.

For some reason, seeing the little guy suddenly become so friendly with other people in the group, Lin Mo always felt left out.

--Disgusting!What a snub!Like a bitter woman, this is gross!Disgusting!

Suddenly regaining consciousness and realizing his abnormal emotions, Lin Mo couldn't help being disgusted by himself, and his body trembled unconsciously, as if he couldn't bear it.

Looking down at the corner of the display screen, there was no flashing head of his apprentice, Lin Mo was silent.

——My apprentice doesn't come to find me when I'm online, but chats so high with the people in the group!OK! ?

Lin Mo completely forgot the fact that he just went online today.

Seeing that everyone had already talked about what tonight's dinner was, Lin Mo finally couldn't help it, and his fingers on the keyboard dropped quickly.

Stranger Things: [Picture] [Picture] My dinner tonight.

What Lin Mo put on the group happened to be his dinner tonight. He originally planned to post it on Weibo later, but he put it on the group on impulse.The group was swiped by Lin Mo's photos for a moment, and everyone paused for a second in tacit understanding until "Yuan" was the first to react.

Yuan: It looks delicious, and Molu's mother looks very good at cooking.

Molu: ...Although my mother's handicrafts are really good, but these are made by me 【Goodbye】

On the surface, he was unhappy about the other party's wrong guess, but in fact, someone was laughing.Lin Mo is a person who usually likes to cook delicious food for himself when he is in a good mood, and also likes to post photos of those delicious food on Weibo.Why?The purpose is to enjoy the process of being praised.

So, Ning Xiuyuan's compliment was exactly what he wanted.

—— Now that you know I did it, please praise me, please praise me!Serve me comfortably and I will throw mines at you!

Someone who was chewing gum waiting to be praised was almost wagging his tail.

It's a pity that the plot never goes as smoothly as he expected, especially with Tan Xiangxiang in the group...

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: Oh, let's put this kind of thing aside for now.

Sister's handsome Du Niang can't be found: Speaking of Momo, what happened to you blatantly robbing me yesterday? What does it mean to belong to you? ("")

Fan A: That's right, you're handsome, I'd have forgotten about it, tsk tsk tsk, that food-protecting attitude, Momo, you and Yuanyabi have JQ!

Fan B: There is JQ+1 on the cliff!By the way, Momo always dives, but I didn't expect that he would be so explosive when he joined the group!like!

Fan C: There is JQ+10086 on the cliff!I feel like I know some incredible news, hehehe...

……

Pressing his twitching brow, Lin Mo stared fixedly at Tan Xiangxiang's head, and wanted to raise his hand to his forehead for a moment, super invincible.

——Oops, I forgot about it for a moment. By the way, can't you be safe for a day, Doubi?

Seeing the commotion in the group started to get bigger and bigger, Lin Mo was thinking about whether to answer the question or just ignore these guys, but Tan Xiangxiang suddenly said something unexpected.

My sister's handsome mother-in-law can't be found: I see, the two of you must be cp! ("")

My sister's handsomeness can't be found: I usually hide it so deeply, until I said I was going to close it, I started to blow my hair, ahhhhhhhh, suddenly I think this setting is so cute, what should I do! !

Fan C: Hey hey hey!Makes sense!

Fan A: Saying it like this is indeed a bit like... Hurry up, hurry up, both of you, hurry up and explain!Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!

——Fight against your sister!Where did the cp come from!Funny than dirt!

Lin Mo couldn't help but shudder at the thought of being paired up with another man.Although I have always known that there are many rotten girls in the group, Lin Mo doesn't mind as long as the protagonist of their YY is not himself.But now!And the other party is still a child!Simply sick!

Stranger: Don't make trouble!I just know Yuan!Yesterday, I was just worrying about him being bullied by Doubi!It was just an accident!

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: Uh huh, that's a bad excuse~

Of course Tan Xiangxiang knew that this was a farce, but she just liked it like this. She couldn't help but smile evilly when she saw the angry look of someone pretending to be cold.

While everyone was still dancing in the group, Ning Xiuyuan, one of the people being discussed, wiped his hands with a paper towel, and walked out of the bathroom in a relaxed manner.Just after he finished liking the picture posted by Lin Mo, he went straight to the bathroom. He had no idea that the topic of discussion in the group had taken a magical turn. Until now, after looking at the chat records, he was a little dumbfounded.

——What are these and what? This is too far away.

Seeing someone being ridiculed so speechless by everyone, Ning Xiuyuan smiled helplessly.

Yuan: Everyone, stop bullying Molu, what he said is just a misunderstanding.

Yuan: By the way, I didn't expect Molu to cook by himself, it's amazing. =v=

Fan B: Hey~ Is this protecting your cp?Ahhh, what should I do if I suddenly fall in love with this pair~

My sister's handsome mother can't be found: Tsundere is attacked by x warm oil!Poke me cute bastard! ps: Don't try to change the subject!

I'm going!

Who is arrogant!

Who is it!

[Strikethrough] No matter how you look at it, I should be a gong! 【Strikethrough】

Lin Mo's heart was roaring crazily, and his brows twitched even more. He couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his sore forehead. He suddenly realized that it was a mistake to argue with these rotten girls. , "Yuan" who is trying to change the topic intimately is simply a little angel!

So, Lin Mo, who finally came to his senses, closed the group chat window without saying a word, regardless of its beating avatar, and directly poked Ning Xiuyuan's private chat.

Stranger: Are you there?

Yuan: Well, yes.

Molu: Ahem, don't pay attention to what they say, that's how they usually are.

Looking at the words displayed on the chat window, Ning Xiuyuan couldn't help but smile, and then dived in the group and switched to private chat.

Yuan: It's okay, I didn't take it to heart, I think everyone is very cute.

The embarrassment that was still there disintegrated in an instant, Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief, and the tight tendon on his forehead finally relaxed a lot.

Mo Lu: That's good...Really, this group of rotten girls always won't let go of the men in the group, obviously both of us are big men.

——Why do you feel so happy when you see the other party calling yourself a "big man", obviously you are just a child, but...

Ning Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows, and suddenly remembered a gay classmate from long ago.

Yuan: Do you reject homosexuality?

--Um?

Seemingly feeling that this question was a bit sudden, Lin Mo froze for a moment, but subconsciously tapped a paragraph with both hands.

Molu: Homosexuality has three separate meanings: homosexual orientation, homosexual behavior, and gay rights movement.From the point of view of psychoanalysis, everyone may have more or less homosexual tendencies.The essence of homosexuality comes from narcissism, which means that everyone in society has the potential to be bisexual. (From Baidu Encyclopedia)

Molu: It’s not that I hate homosexuality, it’s just that I have a normal sexual orientation, so I can’t stand being always associated with the same sex.

--is that so……?

Looking at the series of words typed by the other party, Ning Xiuyuan was a little surprised at the other party's major, but because he believed that "Molu" was a child a long time ago, Ning Xiuyuan mistakenly thought that the other party had deliberately studied this aspect For a while, he always felt that there was a taste of cheating.

——Could it be hidden homosexuality?It's not entirely impossible...

From a certain point of view, Ning Xiuyuan is indeed right, so this is actually a beautiful misunderstanding, silently giving some wax to Mo Da...

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